Wife in the previous life came to the door

The two of them walked out of the hall and walked to the roof of the tallest building in the house. Looking at the lower human area, they saw a man escaping embarrassingly in the corridor courtyard, and a large number of women were chasing behind...

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Chapter 928 The Thief Who Steals Braised Pork

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Li Hui and Diao Jing stood relatively far away, and could not see the man’s appearance. All he could see was that he was dressed in rags, and he didn’t know where he was wrapped in rags, looking very miserable. He looked like he was very hungry. As the man ran, he picked up the braised pork from the bowl and kept stuffing it into his mouth.

"Hey, this person is not worried about gaining weight at all. That's great!" Diao Jing sighed.

"I said, this is the focus of your attention?" Li Hui Dahan: "Can we be a little more reliable and grasp the core points when considering issues."

Diao Jing smiled and said, "Then what are you focusing on?"

Li Hui hummed: "What I am concerned about is that there are two beautiful maidservants among the women who chased him. If you are caught by such a little beauty, you will despise with indifferent eyes, or be stepped on by their feet. what."

Diao Jing sweated profusely: "What's so cool about this?"

Li Hui smiled and said, "You don't understand the psychology of men!"

Diao Jing wiped his sweat and said, "Why do I have to understand this abnormal man's psychology? What can't be grasped is how are you?"

As the two talked, the shrews had already pushed the man into a blind spot. The man was shaking his hands desperately, as if to explain something, but wherever the shrews were willing to listen, they rushed up for a fat beating, and the two beautiful maids also used it. They kicked the man with their little feet, and Li Hui showed a look of jealousy, envy and hatred, and sighed: "Why, why is it not me who was kicked? Or tomorrow I will pretend to be a thief and steal the braised pork. "

Diao Jing was in a cold sweat and didn't know how to answer the call.

After a while, the shrews were about to get tired from the fight, and set the man up, dragged like a dead fish, and walked toward the hall.Li Hui smiled and said: "Let's go, Miss Diao, let's go to the hall to interrogate the prisoner. These shrews came here by the thief, obviously they are going to be handled by us."

Diao Jing smiled and said, "What can I do with this? A refugee who is too hungry, stealing a bowl of braised pork is not a big problem, right? Just let it go."

"You are modern people's thinking." Li Hui smiled: "The ancient people's thinking is, stealing food? Take a big deal!"

The two talked and laughed, went downstairs and returned to the hall.The shrews soon dragged the thief in. Two beautiful young maids ran up, crying and said: "Master, mistress, this thief is so abominable, he actually gave the braised pork prepared by the kitchen for the mistress. Eat, my God! We all told him to stop, and he ate while running. The mistress had no braised pork to eat. It was our negligence and the maid accepted the punishment."

"What is the penalty?" Diao Jing smiled: "I don't want to eat braised pork now, it's okay, don't worry."

The two maidservants hurriedly said, "Thank you, mistress." The two women hurriedly retreated behind Diao Jing and stood apart.

A large group of shrews rushed forward and threw the man to the ground. The man fell to the ground with a "puff", his face down, unable to move, and he looked like he was beaten badly...

The shrews lifted their feet and kicked again, the man said solemnly: "Hey, I said you are dirty. I think you are women. You have not fight back. Don't fight back. You really want to kill me. I’m in a hurry, I’m going to resist. Don’t be afraid to tell you, I’m fighting very hard, saying that I won’t be able to get close after waiting for ten or so people. For women like you, I can hit hundreds of them. Don’t fight. Knowing the wrong, I will apologize, and I can wash the dishes and wash the dishes to pay off the debt. Don't insult people anymore."

"Puff!" The shrews were immediately happy and laughed: "Wow, can you still hit a few hundred? The dregs that we smashed on the ground with three punches. How can you wash the dishes and wash the dishes to repay the debt? Is it human words? If this can also be exchanged for meat, then we wash the dishes for the lord every day, didn't we eat fat heads long ago?"

They quarreled together, but Li Hui and Diao Jing couldn't help but glance at each other, and a strange feeling arose in their hearts.

What this person said is a bit interesting...

In ancient times, men beat up women without any psychological pressure.But this man said that he didn't beat women. This idea seemed to be a bit of a modern way of thinking. In addition, this man actually said that he would wash dishes and wash dishes to pay off debts, which is even more exotic and full of modern style.Modern people are caught after eating the King’s meal, aren’t they all doing dishes and dishes to pay off debts?

Li Hui laughed: "Hey, I said, brother, do you know what the 83rd edition of the Legend of the Condor Heroes is?"

As soon as this sentence was spoken, the man lying on the ground suddenly raised his head and looked at Li Hui with surprise.

At this moment, the two faced each other, and Li Hui recognized it at a glance. Isn't this the big star of Xiliang Star Firm-Zhang Wei?He played the role of Zhang Liao, a general under Lv Bu in "War of the Three Kingdoms". Now, he actually appeared in this era. Obviously, this guy should be the reincarnation of Zhang Liao.

Li Hui couldn't help laughing: "Brother Zhang Li, remember me?"

Zhang Li looked at Li Hui seriously, then turned to look at Diao Jing next to him. Of course he recognized these two at a glance, but...they are now wearing ancient costumes and surrounded by a large number of servants and servants. , So that Zhang Li did not dare to recognize each other, his mouth opened and closed, closed and opened, and for a while, he would not know what to say.

Li Hui waved his hand and said to the maids and servants around him: "You all get back, I want to talk to this gentleman."

The shrews suddenly sweated profusely: "Master, this guy is very dangerous. Just kill him. Why talk nonsense with him, in case he endangers the safety of the master..."

"It's fine." Li Hui smiled: "You can go out."

The shrews obediently left, and the two maids also avoided.Li Hui smiled at Zhang Li and said, "Alright, don't lie on the ground. With your ability, a group of women can't hurt you? Get up and talk!"

"Oh, I'm very capable, but I'm so hungry that I don't have much strength." Zhang Li still lay motionless on the ground, and he said pitifully, "Are you... Brother Li Hui? The next to you is Miss Diao Jing?"

"Bingo! You guessed it!" Li Hui smiled: "Why, dare you not admit it?"

Hearing the word Bingo, Zhang Li finally had no doubts, and said with a wry smile: "I really don't dare to recognize it. You are all human beings. You look like real ancient people. How can I recognize it? This bear-like..."

Li Hui smiled and said, "Why are Zhang Li brothers so bad?"

Zhang Li said pitifully: "On the set that day, the gods were fighting, I was somehow involved in a space-time tunnel. When I woke up, I ran into the Three Kingdoms period at the end of Han Dynasty. My eyes were blackened and I was completely confused about the situation. , I went to find food first, but I was wearing a suit of armor for acting, terrified the residents. They didn't dare to receive me at all, and they all said I was a defeated general, so please hurry up and I have to go. I dug a hole to bury the armor used for acting, picked up a set of torn clothes from the dead, and ran out to mess, but at this time the world is very dry, and I can’t afford to ask for a bowl of food. There are poor people everywhere, no People are willing to give me food, I want to find a job, but finding a job these years is also very difficult, no one wants to hire me. Once and twice, I mixed up like this... Today I showed up in Fugou County and saw a big dog family here. I just came in to steal something to eat, I didn't expect it to be you!"

Li Hui sweated profusely. I was so cute that I was treated as a big dog for the first time in my life. Should this be happy or better?

"Well, Brother Zhang Li, you don't have to go to the trouble, haha, and live with me in the future." Li Hui smiled and said, "We are all from modern times. We should watch and help each other. Let's work together. Find a way to go back to modern times."

Zhang Li nodded. He didn't seem to be very good at speech. The passage just now was a long discussion just to make things clear. Now that he finished speaking, he immediately fell silent.After a while, he whispered: "Do we still have a chance to go back to modern times? I really want to go back."

"Don't worry! As long as you listen to me, you are guaranteed to go back." Li Hui showed a hearty smile: "Come on, I'll tell you what is going on now."

As soon as the story was told, Zhang Li finally understood a little bit. He frowned and said: "I understand, it turns out that Brother Li is the reincarnation of Lu Bu, and I am the reincarnation of Zhang Liao. What we said when we joked last time, I didn’t expect it to be Really, in other words, as long as we change the history of Lu Bu's killing, we can go back to modern times, right?"

"Yes!"

"That's good." Zhang Li said earnestly: "Next, I will follow Brother Li's arrangements and strive to return as soon as possible. But...Can you enjoy a bowl of rice first? All came here, why did you get mixed up? It's so good, but I'm so bad, ah ah ah!"

Li Hui passed the order, and the kitchen made a delicious meal for Zhang Li. The man was also very hungry. After a few minutes, he ate a few large bowls, and now he finally had some energy.Li Hui sent a group of troupes to follow him out, found the place where he buried the armor, dug out the armor set used for acting, and after re-dressing, Zhang Wei turned back into a majestic and majestic general.

Then he said to Li Hui: "Brother Li, listen to you, if you want to go back to modern times, you must save Lu Bu, but if you want to save Lu Bu, you must fight a war? We can't have our own strength! I think you can't be lazy. I have practiced these parts, so let’s practice them well."

"I want to practice too, but I won't," Li Hui said with a smile: "I will only teach them the seventh set of radio gymnastics and special forces training methods. It seems that they are not very reliable."

Zhang Li thought about it for a while and said, "Then, how about it?"

"Oh? Zhang Li Brotherhood will make soldiers?" Li Hui was surprised.

"Well..." Zhang Li said with a red face, "I actually don't know how to do it, but I have read a lot of historical novels about the Macedonian phalanx and the Spanish infantry phalanx in those novels. It sounds like it’s amazing. I’ll try and practice like that. Maybe it’s possible."

Li Hui sweated: "This...then you come on!"

The ninth and twentieth chapter, lord, I want to cool off with her

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