Wife in the previous life came to the door

After finishing the Xuzhou affairs, Cao Cao hurriedly invited Li Hui to the middle of the hall and announced loudly to all the generals: "This time, when I went to Xuzhou, Lv Bu almost took my Puyang, if it weren't for General Lu Hui. If we stop Lu Bu, our foundation will be almost destroyed."

All the generals knew the news, and they all knew that Li Hui had made great contributions, and together they bowed their hands to him.

Righteous rejection of marriage is easier said than done, but difficult!This can't help but make all Cao's generals have a great affection for Li Hui and believe in his character even more.

Cao Cao turned to Li Hui and smiled: "General Lu, I don't know how to thank you this time. Tell me, what do you want? If I can do it, I won't be stingy! Want money? Want a fief? Just open up as much as you want."

"Money and fiefs are like dung to me." Li Hui said solemnly to all the generals: "I do things but ask for a clear conscience. Standing between heaven and earth, I don't need those outside things."

"Wow!" The generals are in an uproar, are you mentally retarded?No money or land?Don’t we fight for this?

However, Cao Cao was calm after hearing these words, hehe smiled and said, "I understand, I understand!"

"Huh? The lord understands?" The generals were surprised: "What does the lord understand?"

Cao Cao smiled and said, "This is not convenient to tell you." He turned his head, and whispered to the small school behind him: "Go and prepare some beautiful singers for General Lu to send to the house. Yes, it is given to him by a virgin who has never married, and I want to keep an old woman who has been married for my appreciation."

The small school sweats profusely, and is a bit unacceptable for the special hobby of the lord. What can an old woman who has been married do to appreciate?You are so perverted, if you weren't our lord, you would definitely give you a dung fork, don't say you know us.

The next thing is some chores. Cao Cao is busy with his affairs and has no time to talk to Li Hui again.

He was also pleased that Cao Cao was not long-winded, so he took his own trilogy and continued southward, returning to his house in Fugou.

That night, Li Huijun passed by Yuxian again...

The last time I passed by Yuxian and went north, I was stopped by the Yuxian garrison as a "defection" and had an inexplicable fight. This time passing by Yuxian, I saw that the garrison was in front again. The difference is that the leader is no longer Aggressively, he was about to fight with Li Hui. Instead, he was naked, with his hands tied behind his back and a few thorns on his back. He ran in front of Li Hui and knelt with a thump, and shouted: "The last time he was right. General Lu was so offended, he wronged General Lu’s kindness, and asked General Lu to punish him."

Li Hui said with a sweat: "You look like you, is it because you want to plead guilty?"

"Yes, yes! The final will bear Jing to plead guilty, and his intention is so sincere." The general said.

"Damn, who likes to watch a man dangling in front of me with a naked upper body and a tortoise shell? If you want to light it, you can find a girl to light it, and if you want to tie it, you can find a girl to tie it!"

"Hey? General Lu was good at it, okay, I will go to catch a girl, strip off the clothes, tie it up, and send it to you." The general said he planned to do it.

This is why ancient people are unreasonable. If you say such nonsense in modern times, everyone will laugh. No one will really care about you. Therefore, this sentence is also a serious joke. .But the same joke in ancient times, the ancients would take it seriously, because "Tie a naked girl to give away" is not a strange thing, the general believed that it was true, maybe he really wanted to grab a good woman from Li Hui If it was delivered at home, it might have staged a tragedy that a big dog robbed the girl and killed the whole family.

Li Hui quickly yelled: "I'm dizzy, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously, brother, don't catch the girl, I have psychological pressure on this kind of thing, and I can't accept it."

"Huh? What is unacceptable? Isn't everyone doing this?" The general spread his hands.

"Damn!" Li Hui had nothing to say, so he had to "touch" the ground and kick the man, kick him all over the sky, and said: "Okay, I beat you, you owe me It's already paid off, so you don't need to catch a girl or something."

The general succeeded in apologizing, and obtained Li Hui's understanding, and he hurriedly returned happily!

Diao Jing leaned over and sighed softly, "It's so difficult to be a woman in troubled times!"

"Well, so the more at this time, the more women like strong men." Li Hui smiled: "Only a strong man can protect his woman. This is the reason why I can marry you from the previous life. Oh! Look, I am not only strong in this life, but also smart. Will you continue to marry me in this life?"

Diao Jing smiled and said: "However, no matter how strong you are, you can't hide the fact that you are ugly."

"Damn, I'm not ugly at all, I'm so handsome!" Li Hui screamed.

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Chapter 942 Does your conscience hurt?

9pm, regular update

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When Li Hui returned to Fugou, the county magistrate of Fugou ran ten miles to meet him.

When Li Hui left with his troops last time, he didn't frighten the county magistrate. He thought he would not come back if he left. Boss Cao would definitely take his county magistrate when he returned.

Now that Li Hui has returned safely, and is still making great contributions in Puyang, the county magistrate's heart is finally stabilized, this wave is stabilized!

Receiving the wind, setting the feast, celebrating the merits, and doing a lot of messy things.

By the time Li Hui could return to his home, it was already late at night, and when he arrived at the door of his house, he saw many women here looking forward to his man's return.It turned out that Li Hui took out five hundred parts when he went out on the expedition, and the family members of these parts still stayed at home. In ancient times, the death rate was too high for fighting. Although Li Hui is a "benevolent lord", the parts are willing to help him. To die, the family members of the trilogy are also prepared for their relatives to die for Li Hui, but they still cannot help worrying.

As soon as the group arrived at the door of the house, a large group of women rushed out, all of them were calling their husbands' names. After a while, they found their husbands in the crowd, and they immediately cried with joy, pulling them to cry and laugh.

The men laughed and cursed: "A bunch of useless women, cry a shit, we didn't even start this battle. The lord won the battle alone."

"You saw it last time. In order to save Duke Cao, the lord fought 500 enemy soldiers alone. There was nothing wrong with us."

"Yes, let's go out this time, not to fight, but to meet the world."

The men laughed...

The women became interested, and quickly inquired about the journey.

The men laughed and said: "We went out with the lord this time, only to know that the lord is amazing, it is really not comparable to ordinary people."

"Do you know who our enemy is this time? It's Lu Bu!"

"What? You girl said you don't know who Lu Bu is? Fuck, why did I marry such a stupid woman like you."

"The lord can actually be tied with Lu Bu, my mother! I don't know the lord is such a powerful person."

"With such a lord, that's really the right person."

Amidst the laughter and joy of the part, they dragged their mother-in-law back to the house. After returning from the expedition, it is customary to put the mother-in-law in an 18-like appearance to celebrate that he was still alive. It's all kinds of strange sounds.There are a lot of people who make strange noises. Although each individual sound is relatively small, it is more powerful when gathered together. It is like the sound of insects in the summer night. A single cricket is not very powerful, but hundreds of insects scream together. , It formed a symphony-like style, and Diao Jing, who was sleeping in the backyard with noisy toss and turned, couldn't sleep.

Of course, this kind of obscure thing couldn't make sense, and Diao Jing had no choice but to bear it.

Early the next morning, Li Hui slept three poles before getting up. He was very tired after running outside for a long time, so he slept very peacefully and steadily until the sun was basking, and he yawned. , Walked slowly into the yard.

Huh?Diao Jing is dancing in the yard!

The golden sun is shining on her, she is wearing a pink long skirt and dancing with two embroidered swords in her hands. This is a dance choreographed for her by the dance teacher of the crew, which combines the advantages of classical dance and modern dance. One suit, very nice.

It was midsummer, and the weather was so hot that she danced under the big sun, which was a bit unreasonable. Li Hui saw sweat all over her, and the sweat continued to fly with her spinning and jumping. Spill out.When she turned around and faced Li Hui, she realized that she was actually wearing a pair of dark eye circles, which looked like she hadn't slept well.

"Hey, I said Miss Diao, what are your nerves on a hot day?" Li Huiqi said, "A few days ago, I remember you took a cold water basin to soak your feet, and two maids were playing fans next to each other. The landlord’s appearance, why are you dancing under the big sun now?"

"There are so many weird noises at night, I can't sleep, just dance and calm down!" Diao Jing snorted and continued dancing!

"Yo? Strange sound? Why didn't I hear any strange noise?" Li Hui asked strangely.

"Huh? Didn't you hear such a loud noise?" Diao Jingqi said, "You didn't hurt your ears this time, did you?"

Li Hui spread his hands: "Isn't there some very lifelike, short voices from parents? This is a normal voice that has penetrated into the lives of working people. What's so strange?"