Wife in the previous life came to the door

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Chapter Ninth and Fifth Chapter What the hell is this

Nine o'clock in the evening, today's fifth watch

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The poor maid is happily waiting for the "Master" to be lucky to her!But seeing Li Hui dash away again, dragging the two Loli to the corner of the room, using his body to protect Loli, at the same time, Diao Jing also fell to the ground embarrassedly and hugged her head...

"What is this to do?" The maid looked dazed.

Then, she heard a muffled noise from below the stove-"Boom!"

The "firecrackers" made by Li Hui is wrong, it should be the "explosive pack" finally exploded!

The home-made explosives were very powerful, but they were still fried. The big pot on the stove jumped up and almost fell, but luckily it finally stabilized.But the bottom of the stove was blown into a mess. The charcoal and dry wood that were originally burning under the stove were blown up all over the sky. In an instant, the entire kitchen was full of sparks and powder. The black smoke was everywhere.

After dozens of seconds, the aftermath of the explosion finally ceased...

The two loli jumped up, clapping their hands and laughing: "Wow, wow! It's fun! Very fun."

Li Hui also stood up triumphantly, and laughed loudly, "Isn't it interesting? Xiaoyun, Xiao Juan, let's do the second firecracker. Shall we roar?"

"Roar, roar!" The two little loli were overjoyed.

"It's fun to set off some firecrackers for New Year's Day, hahahaha!" Li Hui laughed up to the sky.

"Interesting you!" Diao Jing just jumped up from the ground at this time. Her snow-white face was blackened by the smoke. With a touch of her hand, her whole face was spent, and she furiously said: "You crazy fellow, unexpectedly Throw the dynamite bag on the kitchen stove, ahhhhhh! My face is full of flowers, flowers, ooh... my white tiger skin clothes are all black now."

Li Hui smiled and said: "It's okay, don't worry, isn't it just your face? Take a shower and get it! It's okay, puff, otherwise, I'll take a shower for you?"

"You think it's beautiful! I know how to wash it myself." Diao jumped out of the kitchen quietly and furiously said, "You are forbidden to play with explosives at home in the future!"

"It's obviously firecrackers!"

"Obviously it's an explosive pack!"

The sound of the explosion just now attracted a large group of servants. The other nine maids were attracted. In addition, there were many female families who were qualified to enter the backyard and came to watch. I saw the lord and the mistress. The people were all gray and dirty, as if they had been smoked, and the two little masters were also black, showing only two rows of white teeth smiling, and there was a maid with a grudge face lying on the ground next to it.

"What's the situation?" Everyone sweated profusely.

Diao Jing pointed at Li Hui with one hand on his hips, and said with tears and nose: "Your lord is crazy. He threw explosives at his home. He is crazy."

The people next to them all looked dumbfounded, no one knew what the explosives bag was.

Li Hui didn't care at all. He laughed and said, "Okay, okay, there's nothing to look at. A few people will help me clean up the kitchen, clean it up, and go back to work for everything else."

The maid and the family members of the tribe are obediently obedient, do the work that should be done, and disperse the ones that should be scattered, and they are gone in no time.

Diao Jing looked sad and squandered Li Hui there for a while, but after squandering, he suddenly laughed out loud, there was no TV, no computer, no entertainment at all, Li Hui said. Fuck her, although she was startled at first, but after a few minutes, she thought about it again, and thought it was a rare life adjustment in ordinary days, and it was actually quite interesting.

She turned her anger into joy and said with a smile: "Well, you are not allowed to play with dynamite bags in the kitchen anymore. If you want to play, go and play in the open space! Make a fire with some dead leaves and then throw the dynamite bags in In the fire, you can also listen to a sound, there is no need to blow up your own home."

"Ah, my wife is still smart, why didn't I expect it?" Li Hui smiled.

"You didn't expect it, you just deliberately want to prank!" Diao Jing snorted, taking advantage of Li Hui's second firecracker time, she hurriedly went back to her room and asked the maid to get hot water to wash her face, and then After changing his clothes, he ran to the front of the yard to watch the excitement.

I saw that Li Hui's second firecracker was already wrapped, and it was bigger than the first one. This time it was an authentic large explosive package.

A group of trilogy under the command of Li Hui piled up a haystack at the entrance of "Lu Mansion", lit a fire, and the haystack began to burn majestic...

Li Hui threw the explosive package into the fire, and then ran away!Two loli smiles followed him behind him, running and running, running away and hiding behind the tree.

Seeing that the lord was hiding so pretentiously, they knew that this was not a good thing, so they hurried to hide away. Everyone's eyes widened, waiting to see what kind of monsters would come out of the explosive package...

At this moment, a swift horse ran up in the distance, and a knight immediately saw Li Hui hiding behind a tree. There was a fire burning in front of the tree. He didn't know what he had done, and he didn't bother to go. No matter what it was, he shouted: "General Lu, I am here to pay you New Year's greetings by the order of the Patriarch!"

Li Hui turned his head and took a look, oh, it's Xiahoujie!

Xia Houjie was riding a big horse with a tall head and draped in armor. He seemed to be tight and prestigious. He ran over triumphantly, clasped his fists on the horseback, and was about to say auspicious words to Li Hui. Exploded!

With a loud "boom", the dynamite bag lifted the haystack up to the sky, dead branches and leaves were scattered everywhere, and black smoke came out.

The loud noise made Xia Houjie scream "Ah", and he fell straight from the horse back. Seeing that he fell off the back of his head, Li Hui was taken aback and jumped out to stretch his feet. With a pick, Xia Houjie was turned around in mid-air. Xia Houjie threw his chest to the ground with a "poof", and fell a dog to chew.

"Fortunately, fortunately, I didn't fall on the back of my head, otherwise I'm really afraid of you falling to death." Li Hui smiled.

Xia Houjie looked horrified: "What was the sound just now? What is so terrible? Is something monster calling?"

"Damn, you are the beloved general with squinting eyes anyway, why are you so embarrassed?" Li Hui cursed badly: "So courageous, if you are yelled by the enemy general on the battlefield in the future, that's not it. Was scared to fall off the horse and fell to death?"

Xia Houjie scratched his head awkwardly: "Uh, I'm really sorry for being timid! I will definitely work harder in the future and try not to be scared to death."

"Can't the ideal be higher?" Li Hui gave him a kick.

Xia Houjie got up with an embarrassed look: "The last general came to visit this time. On the one hand, he paid a New Year greeting to the general. On the other hand, he was ordered by the lord to send the army to Chenliu."

"Oh? Master Cao summoned me?" Li Hui smiled, "Is there anything good?"

"Ah! That's it!" Xia Houjie smiled: "The news came from Xidu that the emperor intends to formally appoint the lord as Yanzhou Mu. The appointment document is now on the way and will be in Chen Liu soon. The lord intends to lead all The general, welcome the angel and accept the canonization."

Li Hui understood right away that in history, Cao Cao was raped by Lu Bu, causing chaos in the backyard. So Cao Cao and Lu Bu fought in Yanzhou for a year or two, and finally drove out Lu Bu and regained all the territory in Yanzhou. It was not until then that Emperor Xian would appoint him as Yanzhou Mu.But this period of history has changed. Lu Bu did not occupy Puyang and retreated from Xuzhou early. This led Cao Cao to control Yanzhou a year in advance. Therefore, the canonization of Yanzhou Mu came early.

He couldn't help sighing secretly: The butterfly effect is terrible!But just a little change, the battle between Yuan Shao and Gongsun Zan happened ahead of schedule.And Cao Cao's appointment as Yanzhou Mu has happened ahead of schedule!I don't know how many things will be forced to happen ahead of time, so I have to be careful.

Xia Houjie smiled and said: "The lord is promoted. Those of us who are subordinates will be promoted. This is a great thing! General Lu, you are now a favorite general of the lord, maybe you can get a high official."

Li Hui laughed and said, "Money and fame are like dung, and official status is not important, but...it’s good to join in the fun, well, you wait for me to clean things up, we will go to Chen Liu to play together. "

Li Hui instructed the maids to pack up their things. This time, they don't need to take the trilogy. But as always, as long as he goes out, he will definitely bring Diao Jing and Xiao Yun, and will never let them be separated from him.This made Xia Houjie feel quite puzzled, but he was an outsider, and it was inconvenient to bother with Li Hui's family affairs.He just looked at the messy haystack with lingering fear and asked in a low voice, "General Lu, what the hell is that?"

"Ah, it's okay, it's called a firecracker, it's a magic weapon used to scare the Nian Beast and not let it harm the world!"

"This...how does this feel a bit incomprehensible..." Xiahoujie sweated profusely: "Is there any more? Let's get it out to play! It seems that if this thing is used on the battlefield, it seems to be very powerful. Throwing in the enemy's formation, the enemy is absolutely terrified."

"Nothing." Li Hui said, "Saltpeter and sulphur are not easy to get these years. I also got a little bit from Taoist priests. There is no material."

He turned his head again, and laughed at Diao Jing in a low voice: "Don't worry, I don't engage in a musket team. In fact, it was impossible to engage in muskets in ancient times. These materials need to be mined and transported in large quantities to barely arm a musket team, but In this era, productivity is extremely backward, poor tools, and a small population makes labor scarce. There is no condition for digging and transporting materials in large quantities. At most, you can only get a small amount of firecrackers to play with. It is completely bullshit!"

Diao Jing smiled slightly, she was not interested in this topic, just smile politely without mixing it up.

Li Hui packed up his outfit, greeted Zhang Li, got a cart with Diaojing, Xiao Zhaoyun, and Xia Houjuan, and then called the 50 best performers as bodyguards before leaving Fu Fu Gou County, come to Chen Liuxing...

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