Wife in the previous life came to the door

Cao Bian made a huge sweat: "You are so reasonable, but I was speechless."

Liu Bei stretched out his head from the side and said with a serious face: "Miss Yuan, do you dislike Sun's full length as ugly?"

"No! I think he looks good." Yuan Zhen scared everyone in the room with a single sentence, and everyone thought at the same time: Where does that guy look good?

Yuan Zhen said, "But, I don’t look at the looks of a man when I marry. My ancestors had three provincial cadres and a big company boss in five generations. Can I judge people by appearance so superficially? Even if he is handsome, I can’t do it because If he is handsome, marry him."

"Yes, yes, he is too handsome, not worthy of a choice." Everyone agreed with sweat.

Tucao go to Tucao, the lady's request, everyone went to their hearts: "Okay, I'll help you."

As a result, everyone turned their heads back and looked at Li Hui: "Let's talk about it, how can I save Yuan Shu."

Li Hui squeezed his big fist and said, "Beat him!"

Everyone sweats profusely: "What the hell is this?"

Li Hui smiled and said: "I spent a lot of time with Boss Yuan recently. After friendly exchanges and consultations with him, I finally found that the best way to make Boss Yuan obediently and obediently is to beat him! If you don’t obey, just keep beating him! Keep beating him! Beat him desperately! In the end, he will compromise."

"I protest!" Yuan Mu jumped up, but he just jumped up, and suddenly fell back to the chair with a "puff". It turned out that Yuan Zhen gave him a kick in his calf, which made him lose his weight and fell again. Go down.

"The protest is invalid!" Li Hui smiled: "Dear brothers, now Liu Bei is in Xuyi, fighting Yuan Shu. If according to historical facts, because Lu Bu touched his chrysanthemum, he will soon withdraw his troops and Yuan Shu will win. But now, Lu Bu touched him. The chrysanthemum matter has already been disturbed by us. Therefore, Liu Bei and Yuan Shu should have ink marks for a while. We might as well go to Xuyi to help Liu Bei fight. We don’t have to talk nonsense when we go, and directly press Yuan Shu on the ground and rubbing hard. Let him clearly realize that he is a scum, I guess he will not dare to claim the emperor again."

"Wow, this plan is simple and rude, I like it!" Cao Bianju's face showed a gratified smile: "I am happy to beat Boss Yuan to realize that I am a scum."

"If you ask me if you can nourish porcelain, of course we are nourish porcelain!" The three dicks jumped up. They were almost squeezed out of the star office by Boss Yuan in modern times. It was Wu Meiqi who took the initiative. They saved it, and now I heard that they can avenge their personal revenge and beat Yuan Shu. How can they not support it?

Everyone immediately geared up, wishing to drag Yuan Shu out for a fight.

Yuan Mu saw the green eyes of these guys, saying that he wanted to hit Yuan Shu, but he looked at himself, and couldn't help being shocked: "What are you looking at me like this? MDZZ! I am Yuan Mu, not Yuan Shu. Don’t hit me if you want to fight, help, the bodyguard, help me... Huh? Suddenly remembered! Where is my bodyguard? By the way! I remembered, why is my bodyguard Ji Ling not here? Ah, ah! We didn't come together at all, we seem to have forgotten Ji Ling."

Ji Ling, who was cooking wild mushroom soup with a manganese alloy helmet in a mountainous area, suddenly sneezed: "Huh? Who is thinking about me? It's impossible! People all over the world have forgotten me. No one should miss me. Now, sigh..." I bury my head and continue to cook wild mushrooms.

Everyone started to take action, the first thing to do is make up!

"Let's go, everyone prepare. Let's go to Xuyi to talk to Liu Bei and help him turn Yuan Shu." Li Hui yelled, and everyone took action immediately.

Cao Bianju left a few people to guard his dock and ignited the army. Over the past year or so, he has used the gold and silver jewels he robbed in Puyang to get a lot of men, and the total number is two. Thousands of people, of course, the quality of the soldiers is not much different from that of Li Hui's Thousand Scum Trilogy, which is insignificant.He took these two thousand people and combined them with Li Hui's trilogy and the three-diaosi beggar soldier, but there was also an army of five thousand.

A scum army like them, if it really goes on the battlefield, the death rate will be very high.

Fortunately, the leading traversers are all from modern times. Everyone has a basic humanitarian spirit. They did not intend to use these soldiers as cannon fodder. Everyone made up their minds, and mainly the traversers would fight the tough battle. Just let these scumbags fight in the back, lest they die.

The army left Xiangxian and set off toward Xuyi.It was not far from Xuyi, and a few days later, it was less than ten miles from the battlefield between Liu Bei and Yuan Shu.

Li Hui ordered the army to be stationed in place.

When the traversers first came to this world, they didn’t even have the common sense to set up camp, but after one or two years of experience, and modern people learn things very fast, now the camping has no trouble for everyone. Five thousand scum soldiers started to chop together. A beautiful camp was built in half a day, and a new military flag was inserted on the top of the camp, embroidered with the word "play".

Later, it was mentioned in many wild histories of the Three Kingdoms that a mysterious army appeared in the Three Kingdoms era, called the "actor army". It came and went without a trace. It appeared in strange places to fight some strange battles, and then ran after the fight. , Does not occupy the territory, is inexplicable, and cannot see their strategic intentions at all. Therefore, the world calls it: the first shit stick in the Three Kingdoms!

Of course, this matter is only recorded in the unofficial history, I don't know why, there is no record of them in the official history of the three kingdoms of Wei, Shu and Wu!

The army is stationed. Next, I'm going to visit Liu Bei's place.

Li Hui put on a black helmet and black armor, with a large bow on his back, carrying Fang Tian's painted halberd, stepping down the reincarnated red rabbit horse, alive a Lu Bu Lu Fengxian, he brought Zhang Li, and dozens of soldiers to face Liu Bei's barracks came slowly.

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Chapter 99, Boss Cao, Zhang Xiu came to attack at night

9 AM, regular update

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Liu Bei is having a headache...

It has been almost two months, and he and Yuan Shu confronted each other in Xuyi, which meant that Yuan Shu could not be dealt with!The second brother, who has always been arrogant, didn’t know why he couldn’t be arrogant.Time passed day by day, fought countless small battles, and still couldn't tell the victory or defeat. If it dragged on like this, he was a little worried that Zhang Fei, who was staying in his hometown, would make some monsters.

After all, Zhang Fei is not very smart. What if that guy gets drunk and fucks and leaves his nest swollen?

So Liu Bei has a headache!

He leaned in the chair of the Chinese army's big tent, and a standard Ge You lay down, sighing and said: "If anyone can help me, it would be great."

At this point, Guan Yu opened the tent door and walked in, whispering: "Brother, something strange happened, Lu Fengxian actually asked for a meeting outside the camp."

"Huh?" Liu Bei was taken aback: "Why did Lu Bu come here? Isn't he in Xiaopei?"

Guan Yu shook his head and said, "I don't know, maybe... he is lost."

"Uh, reasonable." Liu Bei clapped his hands and said, "The possibility of getting lost is very high. After all, we often get lost. It's not surprising that he gets lost. Let's ask him to come in and sit down because of him being lost."

"I don't really want to see this guy." Guan Yu said, "Remember when he first came to Xuzhou? Big brother, you took him in. He actually called you a virtuous brother! He took the first seat! Who is the host and the guest? There is no self-consciousness."

Liu Bei smiled awkwardly: "No matter, they are famous generals. We just ran out of the plains. We took a Xuzhou Mu or Mr. Tao to give it to him. It is said that he is not noble and noble. Just bear it."

Liu Bei didn't dare to neglect Lu Bu and went out to welcome him in person. He saw dozens of people standing at the entrance of the camp, one person in the lead. Isn't it Lu Bu Lu Fengxian?The only thing wrong is that Lu Bu shaved his beard and looked a lot younger.

Liu Bei said strangely: "Huh? Feng first, where is your beard?"

This Lu Bu is of course not the real Lu Bu, but Li Hui. He grinned and stroked his smooth chin, and said with a smile: "It looks good, isn't it?"

"No, no, I still think you look better when you have a beard." Liu Bei sweated profusely: "After all, there is no hair on your mouth, and doing things...cough cough."

"That's prejudice!" Li Hui said with a smile: "Well, don't worry about the small things, let's grasp the point. Uncle Liu Huang, I came to Xuyi this time and I made a special trip to help you."

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?" Liu Bei was stunned when he heard this. The amount of information contained in this sentence is so large, doesn't Lu Bu usually call me "the virtuous brother"?Why did you call Uncle Liu Huang today?This addressing method is much more polite than the virtuous brother, and he doesn't feel the arrogance of a great general in him. Could it be that Lu Bu finally figured out who is the master and who is the guest?

Liu Bei was overjoyed in his heart, and said with a smile: "General Lu took the initiative to help me. It really makes me overjoyed. Please come into the camp and talk about it."

He took Li Hui into the big camp, he and Guan Yu sat opposite, here Li Hui and Zhang Li also sat side by side.

Li Hui smiled and said: "A few days ago, I was still basking in Xiaopei, and suddenly received a letter from Yuan Shu."

"Oh?" Liu Bei Daqi: "Why did Yuan Shu write to you?"

Li Hui said, "Yuan Shu, that scum, he actually wrote to me and said that he wanted to give me 200,000 husks of rice, and he wanted me to attack Picheng."

As soon as these words came out, both Liu Bei and Guan Yu's faces changed color.

Li Hui smiled and said: "Don't panic! Didn't I go here? After I received this letter, I felt very angry. Yuan Shu, the villain, actually wanted to provoke the relationship between us and let me fall into trouble, and be on your front line. Hit your hometown when it’s tight. Is this kind of unkind, immoral, and shameless thing done by someone like Lu Bu? I rejected him on the spot and returned it to his messenger Zhengzheng Anti-fifty ear braces."

Liu Bei and Guan Yu breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh, that's fine!"

Li Hui said: "Since Yuan Shu treats me like a monkey, of course I can't stay out of the matter. I ordered five thousand soldiers and horses to help Uncle Liu Huang. Let us work together to press Yuan Shu on the ground and rubbing hard."