Wife in the previous life came to the door

Li Hui smiled and said, "In short, I have my own way to clean up Yuan Shu, and General Guan doesn't have to worry about it. Go back to the camp. I will let Yuan Shu retreat."

Guan Yu clasped his fists and returned to Liu Jun's camp, where he asked the soldiers to cut down trees and make various siege equipment.

Li Hui also returned to the camp of the traversers.

After the battle in the daytime, the fists of the traversers were all addicted. Beating people is indeed a good way to relieve stress. Many people are happy and excited. Li Hui has put all these unknown guys together. Gather, everyone sits in the army's big account, drives out the outsiders, leaving only those who pass through, and then the meeting!

"Well, now Yuan Shu has been rushed back to the camp as a head-shrinking turtle." Li Hui said: "He was beaten by us today. His confidence should have been slightly shaken, but Yuan Shu, everyone knows. Yes, it’s not so easy for him to see himself clearly. In addition, the fool’s memory is only seven seconds, and he will heal again in a few days, forget the pain, and come out again."

"How can I be so bad!" Yuan Mu jumped up.

"You are so bad!" A group of people gave him a blank look at the same time.

"In short, to prevent him from swelling, this small beating is not enough. We have to increase the intensity of the beating and torture him severely." Li Hui continued to speak: "Do you guys have any tricks? Cruel tricks, poisonous tricks, strange tricks that can make people feel painful and unable to take care of themselves, we all put forward them, and we use them on him the same way, making him want to die..."

"Let's set the fire on the night!" Cao Ren's actor stood up and said, "Go and fix him every night to make his bedroom uneasy."

"Accept, but this method feels a bit too common, isn't there any more shameless?" Li Hui said.

"Yes!" Liu Ye's actor suddenly stood up: "After returning to ancient times, I was not idle. I made full use of some of the physics and military knowledge I learned in modern times to create the trebuchet for later generations. Come out, let’s set up a trebuchet outside his camp tomorrow and throw stones at him for fun. From morning to night, we will surely make him unhappy."

"Oh! You can do it!" Li Hui laughed: "Accept it! But then again, in this era, you should have already developed a trebuchet, right?"

"Yes!" Liu Ye's actor smiled: "However, the catapult researched by Liu Ye is primitive, with poor range and power. What I built is a catapult supported by modern theoretical knowledge, using many advanced technologies. Physical knowledge can be thrown farther and more powerful."

"Haha, okay, then I will trouble you." Li Hui smiled: "How boring to throw a stone in, is there anything interesting to throw in? Let me think about it..."

Li Hui thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Hey, let's ask the soldiers to put the poop in the chamber pot, and then throw the chamber pot into the camp of Yuan Jun with a stone thrower. It is absolutely exciting."

Everyone's expressions changed drastically: "Li Hui, you guys are too insidious. This trick is simply too cheap...but...we like it!"

A group of bitches laughed happily.

At this moment, Cao Bianju stood up again: "Just throwing a chamber pot in is not exciting enough. Even if the chamber pot is broken, the excrement will splash a few meters away, which is not exciting enough. I return to the two of this era. During the years, I studied gunpowder and bombs. Although the power of homemade gunpowder is very small, it is not enough to be used in actual combat. However, it can be used to blow up feces and urine. I suggest that you tie a gunpowder bag on the chamber pot and throw it away. After entering, there was a'boom', hahahaha, do you guys say roar?"

"Roar!" The traversers were overjoyed: "This trick is great, this trick is good, this trick is croaking."

The men all touched their palms and laughed, but the two girls, Diao Jing and Yuan Zhen, changed their faces when they heard them. The two women couldn't help but screamed: "Why? Why can men be so disgusting? Don't use such disgusting moves. Use it!"

That night, the traversers were instructing the scum soldiers to make all kinds of "holiday weapons", so that Yuan Shu could not take care of himself.

Those disgusting weapons, of course, the two girls did not mix, just because the soldiers called the boar and gave them to the masters to eat, they simply set up an iron rack next to the camp to use as a grill, and then use a knife I cut the mountain pork slices and put them on the grill to grill, but it made the smell of later generations going out for a picnic and barbecue meeting.

Diao Jing is a little better and can do some simple tasks.But the eldest lady Yuan Zhen’s housework ability was almost zero. She was clumsy. She didn’t bake two pieces of meat. She battered herself in black and gray. The two girls were laughing and arguing when they saw Li Hui approaching: " Yo, two barbecues? I'll have fun too!"

He picked up a whole wild boar leg and put it on the rack and rotated it for barbecue.

Seeing Li Hui's arrival, Yuan Zhen hurried back a little bit. This man has too many routines. As soon as he approaches him, he will be easily eaten tofu by various fancy ways. It is impossible to prevent him. It is safer to stay away.Unexpectedly, today's Li Hui didn't look squint, he didn't even mean to tease her at all. He just roasted wild boar legs in a proper manner, and played with the two girls from time to time, without any offensive actions.

Yuan Zhen couldn't help but wonder: Damn it!Li Hui changed his temper today?No no, this must be some kind of weird routine again!Pretend to be serious, win my favor, and then eat my tofu when I am unprepared.Humph, how could this girl be fooled by you again?Moreover, not only will I not be fooled by you, but I will also pierce your mask.

Yuan Zhen had just been hiding from Li Hui, but now he deliberately sat close to him, pretending to turn over the roasted wild pork, but in fact deliberately hit Li Hui’s shoulder with his shoulder, showing "I'm not prepared". Secretly, she was cautious. If Li Hui wanted to do anything to her, she would jump up and grab Li Hui's bad hand and expose his evil crimes on the spot.

however……

Yuan Zhen was on guard for a full ten minutes, but Li Hui didn't move at all. It was actually a regular barbecue, and he didn't do any strange movements.

At this moment, Yuan Zhen is a little confused!

She is not a person who can keep talking in her heart. When Diao Jing went to the bathroom and walked away temporarily, she and Li Hui were left beside the barbecue, she couldn't help but asked: "Hey, hey, Li Hui, did you take the wrong medicine today?"

"Oh?" Li Hui said, "Why take the wrong medicine?"

"You should have taken the wrong medicine that'can make people behave well,' right?" Yuan Zhen hummed: "Usually he looks negligent. Two sentences in three sentences take advantage of others. Be careful and start eating other people's tofu, but today you are not behaved properly. I think you have taken the wrong medicine, or you have broken your head and changed your sex."

"Wow, I said Miss Yuan, what kind of weird eyes do you usually look at me?" Li Hui hummed: "I am a person of honesty and integrity, and I treat my sisters very well. Treat me with courtesy. How could I be the kind of person you are talking about? Are you making a mistake!"

"When you said these few words, the style of talking to my dad was quite the same." Yuan Zhen said, "Go on. If you say this a few more times, you will become the same person as my dad."

"Nani?" Li Hui was frightened, and no one could become a guy like Yuan Mu.

"Well, I honestly admit it." Facing the terrifying threat of "becoming a person like Yuan Mu", Li Hui had to droop his head and sigh, "I was threatened."

"Oh? Who threatened you?" Yuan Zhendaqi: "Is my dad threatening you not to bully me? I don't think you are a person who can listen to my dad."

Li Hui pointed to the direction Diaojing went to the bathroom, and said in a low voice: "Of course it was threatened by my wife. She said that the wild flowers on the side of the road cannot be picked, and I am not allowed to insult other girls. I think she is My wife has the right to make such a request to me, and as her man, I also have the obligation to meet her small request. Therefore, from today onwards, I will be a good person!"

Yuan Zhen: "..."

"What's the matter? Suddenly stopped talking?" Li Hui said strangely.

"Hmph, I don't think you are a person who can be restrained by a wife." Yuan Zhen said in a weird manner: "Now I want to come, you already have a group of wives in your house, right? I don't believe that your other wives have not mentioned to you on the roadside. Wildflower can't take this request, but haven't you molested Zhao Chunv? I've seen it with my own eyes. Humph!"

"Wow, you are really a clever woman, you are not as stupid as you think." Li Hui sweated profusely. "Well, let's admit it honestly. In fact...hehe...Diao Jing promised me, as long as I was Behave, don’t waver, she will reward me, hehehe..."

Li Hui's evil smirk made Yuan Zhen immediately understand that the so-called "reward" must have something to do with the ambiguous closeness between men and women, and her face turned red.

Li Hui smiled and said, "In order to be rewarded by a beautiful wife, I will be a good person from today!"

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Chapter Ninety-Nine I am talking nonsense

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Yuan Zhen finally understood it now. It seems that Li Hui's rules today are not real rules. This guy is just pretending to be serious, but in fact he is still not serious.Because his dignity is based on the premise that there is a huge impropriety!

Or, to put it simply, he gave up lighter benefits under the temptation of huge benefits.

Besides, he gave up a grain of sesame for a watermelon.

Thinking of this, Yuan Zhen suddenly became a little unhappy. Why is Diao Jing's rewards "huge benefits", and flirting with me is "light benefits"?Why is Diaojing a watermelon and I am a sesame?

This feeling of being beaten by others is seriously unhappy!

For the first half of her life, the eldest lady grew up under the careful care of three provincial cadres and a big company boss. She grew up in a honey jar. She always stood at the highest point. Everyone around her was like a star holding the moon. Coaxing, if she takes a mirror and asks: "Who is the most beautiful in the world." The mirror always tells her "The most beautiful is you."

But today, she asked the magic mirror "who is the most beautiful in the world", but the magic mirror replied to her, "the most beautiful is Diao Jing". At this moment, the lady exploded.

Of course, the eldest lady is still a good person after all, and will not kill Snow White like the evil queen. She is just unhappy and pouted.

"Huh?" Li Hui saw her weird expression beside him, and couldn't help but smile: "Miss Yuan, did you show a regretful expression when you were not bullied by me? Jing has collected the reward, and I will bully you again, don't you say yelling?"

"Hell, you are so big!" Yuan Zhen said angrily: "Ghosts like to be bullied by you. I feel thankful if you don't come to bully me. It's just...just..."