Wife in the previous life came to the door

As usual, everyone gave Cao Bianju a scornful eye.

Li Hui remembered what it was, and quickly said: "Yes, I have to hand over your daughter!"

Yuan Zhen immediately gave Li Hui a frivolous eye.

Everyone was sweating profusely. The things they wanted were the same and unscrupulous, but why did they look so bad and taste different?

Yuan Shu blew his beard with anger: "Shameless demon, don't talk nonsense, my ancestors, four generations and three males, will be afraid of you scumbags? Today, you must know how good I am! Send the whole army to prepare for assault."

Li Hui laughed and said: "Very well, Moscow doesn't believe in tears, right? I'll fight until you believe it! The trebuchet unit, ready to launch."

"Give me a charge!" Yuan Shu gave an order, and the army blasted with war drums.

The trebuchet soldiers on Li Hui's side immediately took out the torches and lit the fuze on the "ammunition". Amidst the faint sound of the fuze burning, fifty trebuchets simultaneously triggered their arms and waved their arms forward. , Fifty specially-made "ammunitions" flew to Yuan Jun together.

The traversers raised their hands without exception and covered their ears...

Yuan Shu looked at these strange machines blankly, not knowing what they were made of, until they threw dozens of "stones", Yuan Shu suddenly realized: "Oh, this is a machine that can throw stones out. Interesting, but there is no use for eggs. How about these dozens of stones?"

As soon as his words fell, the first "stone" had flown over Yuan Jun. Some military commanders with better dynamic vision could see clearly at this moment, and what seemed to be flying over was one after another ceramic pots...

This is a bit strange, is it really good to throw this kind of jar out and hit people?Far inferior to the power of throwing stones!

They just thought of this when they saw that the jar suddenly exploded, bursting with fire, and accompanied by a loud noise...

"boom!"

The fragments of the jar flew everywhere, but the earthen gunpowder was not powerful. These fragments hit the shield raised by Yuan Jun soldiers and could not pass through the shield. However, it was not only fragments. The jar was actually full. After the excrement and urine, as the jar exploded, the excrement and urine suddenly flew in the air, and a disgusting stench that made people's stomach immediately filled.

When the dung water was flying around, the shield had a fart effect, and many soldiers were immediately splashed with dung water.

In fact, in ancient warfare, dung water was already used in actual combat, especially when defending the city, when the guards dumped "golden water" on the enemy, that is, dumping dung water.However, it was only when defending the city, who he wanted to know, when fighting on the plains, the opponent actually had the means to "sprinkle the dung water from the sky."

Coupled with that huge explosion!

Modern soldiers have long been accustomed to hearing explosions during combat, and it is not surprising to hear them, but soldiers of this era have never heard such a sound. To them, the sound is like a thunder, suddenly exploding above their heads. , The shock can be imagined.

Yuan Jun immediately went into chaos. Amid the booming explosions and the dung water flying across, Yuan Jun's soldiers immediately fell down a large area. Some were frightened, some fell down with their heads in their arms, and some were stunned...

Seeing this scene, Yuan Shu couldn't believe his eyes: "Ahhh, what the hell is this? Ahhhh, it's stinking!"

The terrifying stench penetrated into his nose. How could a "noble person" like him endure such an extremely smelly environment, he quickly tore off two small pieces of cloth from Yang Hong next to him and kneaded them into two balls. Tucked it into his nostrils and sneered, "A mere smell can't beat me!"

"Master, be careful!" Yang Hong suddenly yelled strangely, and rushed forward desperately. There were several guards nearby, who also rushed forward.

Yuan Shudaqi: "What are you doing?"

He just uttered two words when he heard a loud "bang" from the top of his head. The jar that was thrown the farthest actually flew over his head and exploded in midair. This In an instant, the scene was as beautiful as a flower, and the feces and urine were like a goddess's flowers, sprinkled beautifully. Although the men fought and rushed to protect him, but liquid things can't be protected so easily.

Wow, Yuan Shu was cast a face with dung...

"what!"

Noble people are more or less obsessed with cleanliness. Yuan Shu is no exception. He was confused by this disgusting thing. "Noble personality" couldn't bear it. With a scream, he fell to the sky, and instantly he didn't know the personnel.

Yang Hong was frightened. He didn't care that Yuan Shu was covered in dung and water. He quickly helped him up and ran away. He yelled as he ran, "The lord is seriously injured, doctor, call the doctor..."

Yuan Shu’s army was in chaos, and the flag bearer could no longer hold the flag properly. The handsome character flag fell and the whole army was in chaos. At this time, Li Huijun’s second wave of "ammunition" was installed on the sling stone. On the plane, countless cans were thrown out again.

Yuan Jun completely lost his intent to fight this time, ran backwards desperately, and soon retracted into the camp.

The actor army was not forgiving, chasing all the way behind, chasing Yuan Jun's fart, until they drove them into the camp, and refused to let go, they continued to toss the cans outside the camp. Fortunately, the local gunpowder of the actor army is not very Many, after a few rounds of cans, the gunpowder ran out, and the cans that can be blown can’t be thrown, so just throw the ordinary cans that can’t be blown. Anyway, how many feces and urine are, five thousand soldiers, "production" The speed of the poop is quite fast, and dozens of cans can be obtained in a short while, and feed it to Yuan Jun...

When Yuan Shu woke up, it was already noon the next day...

Severely traumatized, he sat leaning on the camp bed and said miserably to Yang Hong who was guarding the bed, "How is the battle now?"

"Our army is now firmly defending the camp, and the enemy has not come to attack the camp!" Yang Hong said.

"Oh, it's okay if I didn't come, let's wait two days..." Yuan Shu suddenly heard the sound of a strange jar falling to the ground and breaking from outside the camp, wondering: "What are you doing? What's going on outside? "

Yang Hong said profusely: "Although the opponent didn't come to attack the camp, they kept throwing the cans into the camp. So...the jars would fall in the sky from time to time. Now if the soldiers leave the camp, they will put a piece on top of their heads. Shield."

Yuan Shu: "..."

After a few seconds, "Wow!" Yuan Shu roared: "Too much bullying! Sending cavalry out of the village, giving me all the pot-throwing machines!"

"Ah, I can't make a sudden change." Yang Hong said bitterly, "General Ji Ling has already tried it, but..."

"But what?" Yuan Shu said, "My general, Ji Ling, even Guan Yu can get a tie. Who else can stop him from failing?"

Yang Hong said with sweat and sweat: "The other party did not send Guan Yu, but sent a beggar. In two or two strokes, General Ji Ling was beaten all over his head and returned to the camp... and then... there was no more..."

"This is impossible!" Yuan Shu yelled: "This is impossible. It's just a group of beggars. Why is this happening?"

Yang Hong said with a sweat: "Master, admit it, we can't beat those beggars! We really can't beat them."

"No, no, I will never admit it. I will lead the army to crush those beggars into scum..."

Yuan Shu hadn’t finished a sentence when he heard a "poof" sound from the top of the tent. It turned out that a jar had fallen on the top of Yuan Shu’s Chinese army’s big tent, but it didn’t. Can smash the canopy through.

Yuan Shu laughed loudly and said, "There are so many jars, there are tents to block them, so I have everything, I have been resurrected!"

After speaking, he jumped up and said loudly: "Go, I want to go out again to clean them up."

As he said, he walked to the door of the tent and opened the door...

However, he seems to have forgotten one thing. The tent is a dome. The jar that smashed on the top of the tent cannot stand firmly on the dome. It just slid down along the roof. Yuan Shu lifted the curtain and went out. The jar just slipped. When it fell on top of his head, it fell on top of his head with a pop.

"Ah ah ah, come!" Yang Hong screamed: "The lord passed out..."

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PS: Accidentally, it's Monday again, um!Tomorrow is holy Monday, you know!I will first ask for a wave of tickets.

The first and first chapters will lay a bunch of beautiful flowers in front of your tombstone

9pm, regular update

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Yuan Shu failed to resurrect in full blood quickly this time, because the trauma was too great, and it took him a long time to regain his energy.

There is still the sound of jars falling from time to time in the camp. Now the soldiers of Yuan Jun are numb. Facing the poop that may be smashed in the sky at any time, they can treat them with normal heart... Isn't it poop anyway?Is it okay for me to eat meow?

Yuan Shu summoned all the generals into the camp and asked in a sad tone: "Dear generals, I am Yuan Gonglu IV and San Gong, how mighty, why can't I beat a mere army of beggars and bandits? You come to me. Tell me about this."

The generals couldn't help being silent...