Wife in the previous life came to the door

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Chapter One, Five and Nine, I see how you are responsible to me

21 o'clock in the evening, regular update

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Li Hui didn't feel that he made a wrong line, didn't he just jump out a spoof?My uncle Li Hui Li, I am a very spoof person!Why do I have to restore King Zhou’s memory and have to speak like an ancient person?The times are advancing, and I am also growing, so I don't want to become a pedantic ancient.

Li Hui laughed loudly, ignoring Taishi Wen.

He turned to the dazed evangelists in the sky, and smiled: "Well, now the destiny is broken. Your efforts to prevent me from recovering my sanity have failed. I know everything now."

The gods of Chantiao looked at each other and didn't know what to do for a while.

The actors on the ground also found that there was a good show. They hurriedly set up a small bench, took the melon seeds and peanuts, and prepared to have a good time.

Grand Master Wen Zhongwen let out a long laugh: "The veteran has been waiting for this day for more than four thousand years! Your Majesty, what are you waiting for? Please raise your arms and shout again. I will teach you all the immortals will surely embrace you again, this time , We must kill all the rebels who explain education in one fell swoop."

"Shut up!" A person jumped out from the other side, and it was Jiang Ziya: "Er waits to teach the demon, it will only mess up the world! Only Zhou Tianzi can give the people a better life."

"A bunch of nonsense! There is nothing wrong with my Yin Shang, but you discredit it afterwards." Taishi Wen was furious.

The evangelists and the evangelists quarreled in the sky.

Li Hui had just merged the memories of his previous life, and now his mind was still a bit messy, and he didn't join in for a while. At this moment, a little heavenly official flew down in the sky and shouted in panic: "The big thing is not good, you gods, The big thing is not good, the wheel of fortune is broken, the big monsters trapped inside, all ran out, and the old black mountain monsters, bone corpses, and other monsters who wanted to eat people also ran out, oh my god, let These guys have run to the lower realm, and the lower realm will be in chaos. I don’t know how many humans will be eaten by them, and the source of our faith will be greatly reduced.

Upon hearing this, the gods on both sides of Chanjiao and Jiejiao were shocked and sweated at the same time.

The two sides stopped quarreling, and quickly flew in all directions: "No, go back and catch the monster that is more harmful."

Taishi Wen arched his hand at Li Hui: "The old minister will deal with it first, and then come back to talk to your Majesty."

"Go go!" Li Hui waved his hand and smiled: "It's okay if you don't come to talk, I don't like talking to old men."

Wen Zhong: "..."

Well, His Majesty King Zhou always does this. Taishi Wen is used to it!

The gods came and went fast, and in a blink of an eye, the sky became clean, and there was not even a ghost shadow, let alone a fairy shadow.

Li Hui spread his hands: "Cut!"

The actors couldn't help but booed together: "Hey, did you make a mistake? That's it? The battle of the immortals? It's on the show! We haven't seen the main show yet."

Li Hui turned his head, and cursed at them angrily: "You really want to watch the war between the gods? The gods fight, and mortals suffer. Haven't heard of it? If they really fight, it will only cause the lives of people to be disgraced. Stop making trouble. Why are you going?"

"Cut!" Everyone rushed away.

At this time, the set was in chaos. Today’s scene can’t be played anymore. The actors went back to rest. After experiencing this journey through the Three Kingdoms Period, their minds became much more determined than ordinary people. There was a fight between the gods. They don't care about trivial matters anymore. On the contrary, it is the ordinary crew members who have not traveled through them. They are still a little bit scared and can't figure out the situation.

At this moment, everyone has not returned to Shuangqing. The entire crew is still stationed in the "Central Plains Film and Television City". The crew with a little confusion hurriedly returned to their room, covered their heads in the quilt, and slept. , Maybe everything will be fine after sleep.

Li Hui also returned to his room. He had been to the Three Kingdoms for several years, but he had forgotten a lot about modern life. He didn't even remember the situation before he traveled. He didn't think about it until he returned to the room. Get up, he shares a room with Zhao Chunv...

Zhao Chunv sat on the edge of her bed and looked at him curiously: "Oh, your temperament has changed! Become... it seems to be a lot more handsome."

Li Hui laughed loudly: "I am already handsome!"

"Uh, when I didn't say what I just said." Zhao Chunv smiled and said, "How is it? Did it go well in the Three Kingdoms? Although it is just a pause in reality, I feel like you have been there for a long, long time. , Diao Jing, Yuan Zhen, and other actors, their temperaments have all undergone tremendous changes. This time you enter the maze of dreams, I'm afraid you will stay for a long time."

Therefore, women are always very sensitive in strange places.

Li Hui smiled and said: "This journey has been several years, longer than any previous crossing." He sat next to Zhao Chunv, hugging her slender waist, and said with a chuckle: "I haven't touched it in years. The feeling of a woman is panicking, my dear heroine, shouldn't you help me solve the problem?"

Zhao Chu female sweats profusely: "Come on, for you, you haven't touched a woman in a few years, but for me, you were tossed to death last night." She bit her lower lip and whispered: "People It was the first time last night, and it still hurts...you can't let me rest?"

"Oh!" Li Hui loves his wife the most. Hearing this, of course he won't go any further.He suddenly remembered something, and raised his head to the roof and shouted, "Hey, Da has already, are you there?"

A cloud of demon mist immediately condensed on the ceiling, and an ambiguous female voice in the mist grinned and said: "Oh, you can restore your sanity, and you can call your concubine's name in one mouthful."

"Then you are still pretending to be gods and ghosts? Don't show your real body quickly!" Li Hui smiled.

"Yes, Your Majesty!" The demon mist suddenly fell to the ground, and then she turned into a bright woman with a "puff" sound. She was so beautiful that she could not move around with her hands and feet. The person's demeanor is even higher than the four classic Chinese beauties.

Li Hui smiled and said, "It really is my da, but what the hell is your wearing this Japanese kimono?"

Da has already laughed and said, "I am a returned overseas Chinese, of course they are dressed like this." After that, she chuckled and said, "I feel that you will like it better if you dress like this. You like to play fresh tricks. Yes, isn't it?"

"Look at what you said, describe me as a desolate and innocent king." Li Hui showed a serious face: "I am the most honest person, what new tricks, I don't like it. But... next time if If you can Cos a 2B lady, that would be great."

Zhao Chunv next to her suddenly raised the table!

Everyone just said here, there was a soft knock on the door, Zhao Chunv walked over and opened the door. It turned out that it was Diao Jing and Yuan Zhen.

Diao Jing looked in from the door and saw Da already in a kimono at a glance. She couldn't help but feel a little shocked: "Huh? I remember, you are the takeaway lady who often delivers American food to our home, why are you here? ?"

Zhao Chu's girl spread her hands: "She is Su Da!"

"Scared?" Diao Jing and Yuan Zhen sweated profusely, but they only sweated for two seconds before saying: "Oh, it turns out to be the mother of Da already!"

They all admire their ability to not be surprised at all. It seems that after returning to the Three Kingdoms and seeing historical celebrities, they feel nothing to be afraid of. Historical celebrities are just two eyes and one mouth, and they have nothing to do with modern people. They will spoof, spit, and do things that are not famous, even if they are the big people who have been told by the ancients and moderns, they will have to eat too much sweet potato.

Diao Jing took out her mobile phone from her pocket and smiled: "Have you checked the history?"

Yuan Zhen smiled and said, "Let's take a look, it's very interesting."

"Oh, yes, if you don't tell me, I forgot all about it!" Li Hui quickly took out his mobile phone to check.

Sure enough, history has been messed up!The original record of Lu Bu’s attack on Puyang ceased to be recorded in the history books. It became Puyang was "snatched by the mob" and then "Cao Cao led his troops to regain Puyang." The battle of Xuzhou also changed dramatically. Yuan Shu’s attack on Xuzhou was recorded as "by Liu Bei". After the defeat, he returned to Shouchun, and then a group of officials rebelled. In the end, Yuan Shu had to take his two most loyal subordinates, Ji Ling and Zhang Xun, to join Cao Cao."

Yuan Shu led the crowd to surrender to Cao Cao, but on the contrary, he died of natural old age and died.

When Cao Cao "led his troops to attack Xuzhou", Lu Bu and Liu Bei voluntarily surrendered and surrendered to Cao Cao. Then, when Cao Cao and Yuan Shao fought on Guandu, Liu Bei took the opportunity to flee south and escaped from Cao Cao, and finally formed the Three Kingdoms. Bureau.

Lv Bu assisted Cao Cao and participated in the battle of Guandu, the Battle of Chibi, etc., all of which performed well and made a lot of credit for Cao Cao.However, in the face of historical corrections, personal power appears to be very limited. Even though Lu Bu participated in the Battle of Chibi, he could not restore the history of Cao Cao being burned back by fire.

Of course, there is also Cao Ang. Although the eldest son did not die in Zhang Xiu's attack, he later fell ill and died!So the power of the Cao family later fell into Cao Pi's hands.

"Huh? I found an interesting thing here." Da has suddenly turned to a piece of history with a smile, and said with a smile: "After Yuan Shu turned to Cao Cao, his family did not live in Jiangdong, but came to Xuchang with him. During a shopping trip, his daughter encountered Lu Bu, who had also returned to Cao Cao. She fell in love at first sight. However, Lu Bu already had a wife, and Yuan Shu’s daughter could not marry someone else as a concubine, so this Yuan Miss, actually had an affair with Lu Bu, raw rice was cooked into cooked rice, and finally got a big belly, forcing Yuan Shu to marry Lu Bu as a concubine."

"Nani? There is such a frenzied thing?" Li Hui immediately put on an outrageous look: "Miss Yuan, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."

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Written after the end of the Three Kingdoms copy