Window Memories - Old Heroes

"Start tutorial for the [Exchange] feature"

... That's it.

Definitely an example 'voice'.

When I look at Uni by accident, he cutely opens his mouth and stops.

Does it sound like a uni after all?

"... Uni, you can hear me, too, can't you?

"Yes, Master Geo, is this...?

"Oops, it's an example 'voice'... just listen to me with you for now"

"Yes, sir"

Sit on your knees and stare at the 'window' without missing a word.

As if waiting for it, the 'voice' started talking again.

"We would like to explain the use of the [Exchange] function. The Exchange feature is available in the special in-game currency Z (zit). Z (zit) can be earned by defeating events, specific bosses, etc., but can also be purchased as VR Money 1YEN = 1Z.

Zit. Is that a zit?

You said something like that when you defeated Harpy Queen.

'There are three types of [Exchange], silver courses that consume 100Z, gold courses that consume 500Z, and platinum courses that consume 1000Z. The prizes range from amulet dolls, elixirs, XP enhancers, rare drop enhancers and more to C (Common) gear, R (Rare) gear, SR (Super Rare) gear, and UR (Ultra Rare) gear. Please keep in mind that the replacement is carefully selected for about fifty different types per course and is completely random from them, but only platinum courses can potentially win SR (Super-Rare) gear over gold courses and UR (Ultra-Rare) gear. Please note that the contents of the prize will be updated every month or at a limited time event'

... Is this it?

Lottery tickets, gambling, that sort of thing?

If we're lucky, we'll hit the good stuff, huh?

Besides, I'm not used to spending money like "zit."

"Uni, have you ever heard of a currency called Z?

"... No, I've never heard of it as an oligarchy... but in the words of this Voice, if you defeat the Lord of the Dungeon, you will get it... then you should know better."

"... right. Does that mean you can't get a Z if the other guys dive into the dungeon?

"We will grant you 100Z, so actually touch [START] to check the [Exchange] function."

Oops.

You've got another new window. Eh... Kusu... Exchange... so I decided to take a course...

Silver course is fine for now.

... You've got the numbers.

1100Z... Is this the balance we have now?

So, in the middle of this...... maybe this is the start?.

"Uni, this one in the middle..."

"Yes, START... start," it says.

Mm-hmm. Sounds like you were right. So, press this, and.

Then something like a roulette in the window starts to make a noise, lululululu...

And after going around for a while, it slowly stopped moving, producing one strange object in front of me with the fanfare.

"R (Rare) Gear, [Thundering Knife] and Lightning Kitchen Knife" were won. Congratulations. '

No... hey, seriously.

A knife. A knife.

"Shit... is that why it's off?"

"No...... Dear Gio. This is a magic weapon… it has amazing magic all around it…"

"What?"

No, Uni had a talent for witchcraft.

Does Uni know that? But...

"But hey... you said a magic weapon is a knife (...), right? How many weapons are these?"

Hiya, and pinch it and fly it toward a nearby tree under the direction of a throwing knife.

It is a large tree in the tank whose trunk will have a diameter of 50 cm, and its shade provides a good shade during the summer months.

In that tree, Skaaaaaaa! With the pleasant sound, the knife stood lightly up to the root of the blade.

…………

…………

Unexpectedly stops moving Me and Uni.

Even when I tried blinking, the knife remained sticking.

Or you're turning up smoke when you bust it.

"Dear Gio, that's a thunderbolt!

"Oh, oh."

I rush over to the tree to retrieve the knife.

The tree had a zoopoli and a deep hole, and its edges were burnt black.

... Are you okay? I hope it doesn't wither.

"... I was going to throw it lightly. You mean quite a magical weapon, not according to what you see?

"Right. At least it's going to have the power of a steel longsword class."

Uni responding to discipline to my words that I intend to speak to myself.

... but nevertheless.

That's all worth of magic weapons (whatever it looks like) 100Z.

I mean, the rest is 1000 Z.

Ten more silver courses.

Two more for the gold course.

One more platinum course.

We can pull each one.

'We have confirmed that [Exchange] has been executed. We will now exit the tutorial for the [Exchange] function. We look forward to using you again'

Increase local power and acquire skills by points.

In addition to that, various means of acquiring magic tools.

... With these I might be able to dream again.

I was thinking of one person in the sky with the words' voice '...

That night.

On the bed I was holding Uni in my right hand and staring at the ceiling.

Uni is always comfortable to hold today.

It's an elasticity I never get tired of touching.

... Oops, no.

"... hey uni"

"Yes, what is it, Master Geo?"

"... what if I told you I wanted to keep my adventurer running?

"I think you're welcome. That's all Gio has."

"Hmm. If it's just money...... with that 'Exchange' and some magic tools out again, you can eat it for life while you're doing that extravaganza?

"But that's not what Gio really wants, is it?

"... you could be dead. Then you are."

A slave whose husband died before buying himself back can only be taken away by a slaver and flown as someone else's slave again.

The silent healed uni should have quite a value on it.

That's so much so that it's only a dream, such as buying yourself back.

"If you're Gio, you'll have more heroes than the braves of the past, Tan (saga)... I'm sure"

"Uni"

"Instead, let me come with you. Because I can't even ask anyone other than Gio to leave me to it now. I will always be your shield before you die."

"Uni!"

"Apparently, I'm going to be strong with Gio's spill, too, and I think I can help"

Chuckle.

... and dude.

A uni that says something outrageous with a clear and luscious grin like a moonlit grass.

How many points can you use to strengthen your physical abilities? It's not dangerous.

Before you become known as heroes, it seems that you two are more likely to be the Buddha.

"Oh, hey, uni..."

"Is Master Gio okay with me being held by the other lords? If Master Gio leaves me and dies..."

"That's not what this is about."

"If you let me register as an adventurer to that, I can buy myself out sooner or later... Oh, if you want to buy it, let me serve you all the time, won't you?

"Oh, well, of course not..."

Etc.

In the end, despite more than two hours of persuasion, I was unable to translate Uni... the debut of Uni's adventurer was decided.

The next day.

I was on my way to the guild with my head in my arms.

I have a uni behind me that seems to be in a good mood and if I do.

Until now, Uni has been unable to speak because of his illness.

I didn't think the original uni would stand so valve.

… this is now…… more luster in the voice of the night, very good though.

Whoa, you made it to the guild while you were doing that.

Open both open doors and go inside with Uni.

Going straight to the reception, somehow Ludman, the guild master, was doing the reception.

"... what are you doing, Ludman's husband"

"Whoa, Geo. Inalis and the others, they called me to a wedding I knew. What happened to Gio when I got paid and rested... Weren't you supposed to retire?

"Ah... that's it. I'm putting it off for a while because of the circumstances."

"... well, user-friendly adventurers are always welcome. So, back there today...?

"Oh, uni, say. My slave... sign him up as an adventurer."

"My name is Uni, Oh, please."

Introducing the uni that was hiding behind me hardens Ludman's bastard.

... I don't know, should I have bought you some adventurous clothes too?

You've been a little overexposed, it looks like you're collecting the eyes of both the men in the guild.

Uni's skirt is not dirty but very short. Mostly in my hobby.

When I was thinking about buying him some sturdy hemp pants on the way home, a man's voice sounded like he made a small fool of himself inside the guild.

"Whoa, since when did the guild become a place to take care of slaves and rottles?

Looking in the direction of his voice, a giant gladiator (Swordman) stood there as he clicked.

Ahhh... I did just move up to the fourth level... Eden of the 'self-proclaimed' Great Ghost Killer (orgakiller), I guess.

"Gio's old man. I thought you broke your back and retired. Why don't you and the newcomer go and give a lecture and go home with the newcomer and run away with these bodies? Ha ha ha ha ha... so? What's a loser doing here?

I'm supposed to be back under all circumstances.

"Huh? It's annoying! Rottle... oh yeah, if you really want to keep doing this... leave that slave girl alone. Because there are so many of them with a lot of energy, I'll use them as our 'shared potty'!!

... Is this guy stupid?

I've heard it's the one with a lot of problematic behavior for a long time, but I didn't know it was stupid so far.

If I were an advanced adventurer, I'd usually wear something a little more.

"I'm afraid so."

To much of the argument, well, when I'm figuring out how to handle it, Uni starts talking to Eden first.

"I am a humble slave. It belongs to the main geo-like thing, from a piece of nail to a drop of blood. Of course, if Gio says to leave you to yourself, I can't reject you as a crude, nasty, stinking, fat bastard, but please let me out again because there is no reason for my Lord to do that to a warrior of your degree (...)"

A uni that spits elegantly poison with a grin.

This' chuckle 'is an alley, a uni when you're plain serious and angry.

"That's right! Gio's brother ain't no loser!

"Don't say anything bad about your brother to me like you don't know him busily!

"My brother is back alone from the valley of the converted birds!

"You can't have a muscle Dharma for your brother!

If you think a voice you've heard is making a scene riding a uni ass horse... aren't they the Yabbos?

No, I appreciate the feeling, but it's oil in the fire.

... Look, it's turning bright red and it's going to erupt now.

"Get on the table. Yah! I'm gonna mince you, Rottle!!

Look, it erupted.