Woof Woof Story ~I Said I Wanted To Be A Rich Person’s Dog, Not A Fenrir!~

It was night.

The lady has a good day off because she played a lot during the day.

I sneak out of bed.

"Munya... Louta... I can't..."

Whoa, did I wake you?

"May you not eat the fountain...... ugh......"

What a bedtime speech. Ma'am, even I don't eat fountains in boulders.

I'll just put the futon back on and leave the room quietly.

I think the labyrinth is fine because I've crushed all of it, but just in case, I'm still around the field today.

Thank you. Those skeletons can't help feeling different.

Sounds like someone ordered me to be highly intelligent or trying to get Meir back, and it's uncomfortable when people say I'm from the labyrinth.

The word "Necromancer" was said by the skeleton who first came.

That was the only one that appeared in the fairy tale that the lady read to me.

The demon king's men were defeated by the brave, right? I remember so much, but it should have said that.

"Wahoo...... (eh, not bad? I don't think he's one of the Demon King's men or anything in his hands...)"

I want it to be my mistake.

"Chu (Hmm, what about the demon king's men? It's not even close to the foot of a shiatsu. One bite will kill you, such as someone you don't have enough to take)"

Ren's face out of his fur, making his nose rough.

Well, if you have to, can Ren take you down?

Our mental weakest rat is the physical strongest dragon. When it sucks, let's push it.

Come on, Len. My pet life rests on your shoulders.

"Kun-kun (hmm? What, does it smell good...?

This smells like meat, meat.

It has a well-cooked, aromatic aroma, unlike the raw meat I ate yesterday.

And a sweet smell of western wine mixed faintly.

Pinned.

"Wahoohoo! (This guy has signs of a night meal!

"Chu (Hey, Noshiya. You don't have to go to the field?

Mm, a field.

Sure, you can't let that one go either.

Then the answer is one.

"Wahoo (go ahead just you)"

"Chi, chu!? (Hey, what!?

"Wahun (It's okay, Nafra should be there first, so I'm not scared. I'm not scared)"

"Chiu! (Am I a toddler who can't go to bed in the middle of the night! That's not the problem, hey, no, really, hey...)"

"Wahoo."

Open the window, shake your head, and drop Ren out.

"Choo-choo! (Lady Noshi! When I get back, it's terrible!

Ren falling on the lawn is screaming, but I don't care.

My thoughts are already filled by following this smell.

I can't resist the smell of the labyrinth.

"Wahoo! (Come on! Assault on the night meal!

There's only one person I know who's drinking at this hour.

"Wahoo! (Daddy! Daddy with high uric acid levels! If you don't want Hecarte to tear you apart, have a good evening meal for me too!

Run up the stairs in a dash and bark in front of your dad's study.

Slightly, I saw her face through the door.

"Have you sniffed it already? Damn, you're the one who wants it. No, like a nose?

─ ─ He was a bitter James old man.

Rarely in personal clothes, the black white shirt looks good on me. It's wild with buttons on the neck.

"Wahu? (Is that it? Old man having dinner too?

"Well, let's go in. It's a rare gathering of men."

When the old man invites me in, my dad is sitting on the sofa in the study.

"Oh, Louta. I thought you were coming."

My slightly blushed dad welcomes me by putting up a drink.

"Sir, how about a replacement?

"Oh, let's have it."

When the old man puts plenty of ice in a tall, cylindrical glass, he pours a little amber liquor, mixes it with a muddler and cools the liquor thoroughly before adding more water from the top.

Make a noise with Schwarzhwa. That would be the carbonated water that went to this interval.

Give the last cut of lemon and mix gently with the muddler again.

Something tells me that if you dress differently, you're more of a bartender than a cock. I mean, you sound like a veteran host.

"Wow, wow (isn't that a highball one! Neither do I. Give it to me, old man!

"Damn, can you drink too? Wait, it's easier to drink deep dishes."

"Wahun (I did it)"

My old man makes highballs for me too.

Because I put it in a plate, it looks like soup, but I don't care. I wish I could drink it.

"Go ahead, sir"

"Oh, thank you. Then James, I don't need a salute on this occasion. Let's talk like we used to."

"Well, there are no other servants.... Okay, Gandolph. Well, by being rude today."

The two glasses together, chirping.

Nice middle for two. It's a painting.

I can't toast, so I stick my face in the plate.

Gokugoku. Puher.

"Wahoo. Alcohol has no horns, or a mellow mouthfeel and refreshing. Wow. old man with the perfect formula ratio)"

"Look, eat your knobs properly, too. It's bad for my stomach."

The thinly sliced lean meat is on the plate offered that way.

"Wow, wow (this vibrant color, what if...!?

"It's roast beef. Good meat came in. I tried to make it, but we didn't have much, and we're the only ones to taste it. Don't tell anyone else."

You look good on an old man who winks. Let's fall in love.

"Well, this is delicious. It doesn't have the sauce, but it tastes good."

"When I put the meat to sleep and heat it up, it's soaked in seasoning liquid warmed to the right temperature. I usually do marinade first, but the meat sucks juice when it gets cold. Applications. Applications."

"Fuck, fuck, fuck! (Ugh, yeah!! I mean, what is this softness!? It's lean meat but it melts in my mouth!?

The old man smiles as innocent as a child, telling us and making us listen.

"Hehe, this guy's got the carbonated water you guys are drinking right now."

"Wahoo (What, carbonated water can be used for cooking)"

In my last life, I was done with convenience store rice. It's an incomprehensible area.

"If you dip it for about half an hour before cooking, the meat proteins and acidic carbonated water will react to make it soft. Simply stain the water and you can refill the amount of moisture that evaporates up front when cooking, so it finishes well."

"Well, I don't know much about cooking, but you're a boulder, James. I've never seen a cook so exploratory and enthusiastic in cooking, except you. The king has done a total waste."

Are you an old man? Did you come to this mansion with a problem? I think I was talking about that somewhere.

"Hey, where have you been, if there's someone to eat? Oh, I'm a cook. My shoulder just got stuck in the courtroom. It's so much more fun now."

"That was good. That it was worth inviting you to."

"Well, if you hadn't helped me, I'd have died before I continued cooking in the first place."

The old man and dad burst into laughter when he slapped his neck with a handknife.

"Wahoo... (dude...)"

It's not funny at all. You're about to be executed.

"When it comes to executions, you've had a hard time stealing ingredients before."

"Oh, you're talking about the big store you were naive about. The owner over there is fucking annoying."

"Yes, I've remembered. James told me to lose weight and steal the whole flesh I just bought."

"Well, I found him right away. I don't know what would have happened if Marianna hadn't helped me then."

"If it hadn't been for that noise, I wouldn't have met my wife either"

"I miss it. Lady Mary has looked like Lady Marianna year after year. Oh, you're gonna be a hell of a beauty."

"... ugh, will Mary be someone's wife someday too......!?

"Come on, don't cry. You're still talking about it. Drink. Drink. I'll be with you all night."

That's the first name Marianna's ever come up. Sounds like the lady's mother, but I've never met her, and from what I hear, she's already dead.

Maybe the lonely part about the lady is because she's losing her mother early.

Tomorrow I'll make you more moffy than usual.

That's about all I can do with my pet.

"... hmm? James, can you hear anything?

"Am I?"

As your dad rinses his nose, he raises his face.

"There's a sound like knocking something in the distance... see, I heard it again..."

"You don't sound like me at all. I'm guessing you sound drunk and hallucinating, don't you?

"Ugh, uhm. I don't think he drinks that much. I sure can hear you. Bitter, Bitter, Bitter..."

Yeah, Dad, you're right.

I forgot about the field.

Apparently, he sniffed again today.

Looks like that's it for the drinks.

We need to end this before it gets noisy.

I'll put the two of you in the neck and leave the room.

Pattan and closed the door with his tail and jumped out the upstairs window.

Stay on the run and jump over the fence of the mansion, heading straight to the field.

The sound of Ren's tail slamming on the ground grew louder and louder, and when I got to the field, I screamed.

"Wow, wow!? (Meh, there's so much. Ugh!?

Countless skeletons illuminated by the moon.

That number is no longer legions.

"Bahien! (haunted scary, haunted scary good good good good good!!

Haunted you, too, though.

Pass the stables of the frightened Meir to the Rens fighting the skeletons.

"Chiu! It's too late! What were you doing!?

Excuse me. I was at a men's gathering.

"Nyah! (Mr. Louta, I'm eating it in my mouth -! It's bad enough to let us work and have our own night meal!

"Wow, wow. Front, front!

"Huh? (See?)"

A skeleton was looming behind a decent nafra.

Shortly before you shake your rusty spear and stick it in the naphtha, I'll make it with one hair in between.

He hid the naphtha under his crotch and protected it from the attacks of the skeletons with his back.

"Wow (it doesn't hurt, but don't be scared, this!

"Nyah. (Hawa, thank you, Louta.)"

"Chiu! (You guys! What shall I do to my pavilion lord!

The broken weapon flies to the other side, and the skeleton is smashed to Ren's tail at the next moment.

But the numbers are the numbers. They're storming towards us more and more.

"Chiuuu!! (Yep, depressing!!

Did you decide that a vertical crush would not reveal a crush, and Ren sideways his tail away?

The skeletons can be crushed to pieces of wood dust, but they will begin to resurrect again in a while.

Besides, this is all the big army. Is it okay for me to be warrior?

"Chiuuu! (Huh, no matter how many miscellaneous fish we gather, miscellaneous fish are not miscellaneous fish!

Ren climbs onto my head, and Jen royally stands.

"Wah-hoo. (Hih-hoo, that's Mr. Ren! It's too much to ask!

All right, go, our Violent Device One!

By the way, number two is Zenobia.

Though it would be sucky in your mansion by now.

I can't help it because Zenobia is always the one who doesn't help me when it's at stake.

"Chiu! (Say what! I can't even help you!

"Nyan (I see. Look at that amazing magic. Let's get rid of it!

"Wow! (Ahoy! If you do that, the fields and the woods will disappear! People in your mansion will find out you're fighting here!

What will you do when my pet life is over because of that?

"Wahoohoo! (Look at Ren! You'd still be fighting with your tail alone, without solving the change! Be careful not to make a scene...)"

"Choo-choo! (Oh, I forgot! Return to the dragon and your power will be doubled! Will you burn me down with my burning magic?

I wasn't paying attention.

"Wow!! (Ugh! Stop -! The woods will burn wilderness -!

"GARORO! (Eh, don't stop, don't! These guys will put them together and burn them down!!

"Wow! (Stop! Seriously, stop! My pet life is going to be zero!

A black shadow jumped on his skeleton as he desperately pressed the brain-muscle dragon that solved the change.

The man who pushed him down and ripped his head off...

"Gaw! (It's late, my king!

He was a Demon Wolf, headed by Gallo.

"Wow! (Ooh, guys! You're here!

"Gaw! (Naturally! I'll take care of everything where the king is! Never again things like the other day!

A swarm of demonic werewolves, comparable to the great army of skeletons, thrust one after another into the skeleton.

"Wow! (Watch out! These guys, as long as they don't cut their magic, they'll be back again and again! Think I knocked you down, don't be alarmed!

"Gawgaw! (You heard him, all of you! The king wants a definitive annihilation! Kill him, kill him, kill him!

No, I didn't say that much noise...

"" "Gawgawgaw!! (Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!)" "

The roaring demon wolves push the skeletons back.

Wow, reliable wow. I'm going to leak pee because I'm too dependable. Wow.

Wolves stripping their fangs and wrinkling their nostrils are so scary.

But not if you're scared of battle.

I need to check something.

"Wow! (Hey Gallo! You've crushed all the labyrinth trees properly!

My fur begins to snap the sickle of the slaughtered skeleton, and Gallo bites off the neck of the skeleton in that gap.

"Gaw! (Ha, no doubt! The number of crazy demons in the woods is also decreasing!

So, I figured these guys would shut up.

The Necromancer must be the mastermind.

"Wow! (Okay, guys! We're gonna take these guys down anyway! Before everyone in your mansion notices!

"" "Gaw! (Ha!

With the help of the masterful Demon Wolves, he managed to repel the skeletons.