Woof Woof Story ~I Said I Wanted To Be A Rich Person’s Dog, Not A Fenrir!~

Episode 53: Return from the Cemetery! If you think so, what the hell!

The next morning, we broke up in the woods and returned to your mansion.

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"Louta, it's a shame - Where have you been playing -!?

"Aww. Ma'am, don't run! Don't hate me!

After Hector magically transferred me to space, I washed my body with a fountain before entering the mansion, but the smell didn't come off.

Looks like the graveyard rot left plenty stained in the fur.

In the morning, when she woke up, the lady realized I wasn't there, and when she found me back, she jumped in first, buried her face in my chest, and after a moment of rigidity, it went hand in hand with this noise.

"Khun Khun! (Ha, because it's not body odor or anything! Wash it and you can take it! Because if you wash it more properly, you can take it! Don't throw it away, lady!

"Bath! It's a bath! Moffmoff is forbidden until you take a bath and get clean -!

You smelled so bad, the lady won't try to hide in the corner of the hallway and come closer.

It intimidates me a lot.

Such a pretty lady, too. I want to be sleazy.

But if you do that now, you're going to really hate me, so let's take a big bath.

"Wah, wah... (Goodbye lady, till the day I see you again...)"

I was taken with Donna by the maids who pinched my nose and washed in the bath.

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"Wahoo."

The maids sent me out of the bathroom to make sure my body was perfectly clean and not to come again, and I had dried my hair and came to visit the stables.

Neither does the midnight riots seem to be particularly damaging to the fields that were nearby.

Oh, my old man's watching the field.

I'm saying something bumpy, but could that be, is he talking to vegetables?

"Hihin (Yes, thanks to Mr. Louta's magic, he's much better than before!

Right, well, the amount of magic you use is returned by the labor force.

Since this guy got here, my old man hasn't driven me out for chores much longer.

Nothing to say with double nap time.

"Bull (thank you, Louta or)"

"Hihin (thank you so much for bringing us a lovely daughter. Happiness has been in this mansion ever since you arrived)"

Oh, I guess so.

One way or the other, I feel like I'm getting into a lot of trouble.

"BULL (The lady is perfectly well, and Mr. James seems to have had a stakeout at work. The whole mansion is definitely brighter thanks to you)"

Er, when you say that, I can light it up.

Instead, I'm the one who's being saved, but it seems to be able to act as a pet, above all.

"─ Nah, what the heck!?

Whoa, what!?

Suddenly, the old man's screams echoed into the field.

"Wahoohoo. (Old man, where did you go?

Running over to the old man who lost his hips.

"Ya, the vegetables... the vegetables...!

"Wahu? (The vegetables?

Follow your old man's gaze to see.

There's...

"Wow yeah!? (So, dayyyyyyyyyy!?

A giant carrot was peeking into his face from the ground.

It's not just carrots. All the vegetables around us are huge, mainly in one place.

"Chu (this is a size that seems like food)"

Snuff as Ren hides in my fur so the old man can't find him.

"Wafufufufu (no, no, you're not on that level. What the hell is this size)"

It's big enough that the old man can't hold it with both hands. I wonder how many hundred kilometers there are.

"Chiu."

What the hell is that?

Does Ren have any idea?

"Chu-chu. (Master Noshi, did you piss around here?

When the first skeleton like Reaper came along, you were surprised and peed on it.

I smashed that with my tail until Ren shattered it.

"Chu (then. Fenrill's urine was mixed with necromancer bone powder, making it a good fertilizer for the field, I guess)"

What, does my pee work like that?

Is it okay to eat something like that?

"Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu Instead, it's all good for your health because it's getting more nutritious. This would already be the realm of psychotropic drugs. How much is it worth if we take it to the capital of the people...)"

Seriously. I created a magic item before I knew it.

"Chew. (So is Kai Wai's urine. When Ogishi came to my nest, there would have been grass I had brought back)"

Oh, it's the herb I needed to help the lady.

I said dragon zero grass or something.

It's rarely seen in the market, it can be a precious psychic drug or something.

But you were growing so much in Ren's nest.

Glowing dragon zero grass was amazingly crowded at the poke of the cave.

"Chu (yes, that one. It is a grass that grows well in the toilet. That's what I thought they wanted.)"

... What, a toilet?

I just said toilet!?

"Wow!! (Oh, what a drink you, lady!!

"Chu (hey, what the fuck!? Thanks to that, that girl would have been saved! You don't have to be cursed to say thank you! And the dragon's urine doesn't compare to that grass. It's not a psychic. Why don't we just go and get him a drink in person now!

"Wow! (Don't be stupid! I mean, that's what dragon zero grass means!

Dragon Zero Grass with grass that grows where dragons zero urine.

Ha, well named. I want to see the beam on the one I named.

"Hiheen! (Carrot! Carrots! Wow!

Meir is thrilled at the stables.

With all this, there's going to be a fair amount of it going around for the Meres.

There's going to be a vegetable dinner party soon.

"Ku, Ku, is this a challenge to me?

Oh, the old man had something switched on.

"No shortage as someone for new menu development! I'll take care of the poison, you guys!

It's not a taste, it's a poison!?

It's definitely a suspicious ingredient though!

Well, there's no way I'm gonna belly you for eating up to the Necromancer.

You can't feed your lady anything dangerous, and it's good. Call me. Jiuru.

"Hiheen! (Me too! Me too! Please -!

After this, I ate a mess of vegetable dishes.