Workplace games

Feng Yun's recruitment journey was a bad one. One morning has passed, let alone recruiting people, and there are no people who even came to inquire. This is completely different from what he imagined!

Once upon a time, when he was looking for a job, he always looked at the face of the employer. Why is the picture reversed when he is recruiting? Is it because he is destined to look at the face of the person?

Looking at the crowds of talents in front of other units, and then at the door of his side, Feng Yun sighed in his heart:

"The black bird you basked in the bright southern sun, and I was frozen in pieces in the dark night of the north..."

At this moment, a pair of young people appeared in front of Feng Yun, and immediately shattered Feng Yun's mood of preparing to write a poem.

"Are you two interested in our night trial work? Do you need me to give them a detailed introduction?" Feng Yun put on a five-yuan tip smile and asked them!

After hearing Feng Yun's words, the two looked at each other, then turned around and were about to leave!

Upon seeing this, Feng Yun's face changed drastically, and he opened his mouth without thinking: "Two, wait a minute!"

"Just looking at the faces of the two of you, I knew that the two must be the five elements lacking Bole. Since they have passed by, why not have a few words?"

After hearing Feng Yun's words, the two young men were obviously taken aback. They were also the people who had passed through the north gate and the south gate in the talent market. What battles, scenes, and advertisements had never been seen, but they were like Feng Yun is such a different kind, and he really encountered it for the first time!

After the two hesitated, they walked back magically. One of the short young men asked Feng Yun, "What do you want to talk about?"

Seeing the two seem to be a little excited, Feng Yun's heart was also a little excited. After briefly sorting out his thoughts, he smiled and said:

"The two of them just saw that they didn't meet their talents. It just so happened that our boss was also bad for money!"

"So let me just say it straight, if we want people and you want money, then come to us and have a look. We will never talk about your ideals with you, knowing that your ideal is not to go to work!"

"We can give you money and feelings, poems and distant places, it depends on whether you want to try it!"

Feng Yun's remarks made the two of them stunned. They walked south, rushed north, and the two people who had pressed their legs on the train track. They really hadn’t seen this kind of recruiter. For a while, they were a little speechless. With the right feeling!

Seeing the sticky sensation that the two of them had been turned into by sugar-coated cannonballs wrapped their whole bodies, the reaction had already begun to be a little slow, and Feng Yun started the general attack without hesitation!

Feng Yun performed his basic licking skills on the two, licking meticulously, as if he wanted to use the two to learn the experience!

In the end, the two of them were blushing when Feng Yun licked them. They quickly stated that they would go to the Lianwu Hotel for an interview in the afternoon. This broke Feng Yun's licking skills!

Seeing that the two had agreed to an interview in the afternoon, Feng Yun's mental arithmetic had fallen, and after explaining to them, he let them leave!

Seeing the two leaving behind, Feng Yun was still thinking about it. Although the number of people needed was enough, he couldn't recruit two people, he had to prepare some spare tires!

After successfully licking the two candidates, Feng Yun's self-confidence was unprecedentedly expanded!

But when he just woke up from a state of narcissism, he discovered the anomaly, and there were many recruiters from employers around him!

These people all looked at him with weird eyes, and Feng Yun was a little uncomfortable when he was seen, and asked a middle-aged man beside him:

"Big brother, what are you looking at me doing? Is there any problem?"

After taking a deep look at Feng Yun, the middle-aged eldest brother suddenly said to Feng Yun with earnest words: "Little brother, you are such a genius, a role model of my generation, like a beacon in the sea of ​​recruiters, guiding us Toward the other side of victory!"

Feng Yun: "..."

what's the situation?What the hell?

Feng Yun was somewhat inexplicably licked by the man, and he didn't understand what happened!

Feng Yun soon discovered the problem. After speaking, the man turned around and left. He picked up the whiteboard in his hand and wiped the content on it, and then began to write and write!

Soon, when the man raised the recruitment whiteboard again, Feng Yun's eyes were instantly attracted by the black letters on it!

Here with us!

The man doesn't need your dad to be Li Gang!

Women don't have to have godfathers!

As long as your execution is as vigorous as the special forces, then come!

As long as you work hard, use your great power, and guarantee a lot of soft sister coins!

Are you still in debt?

What are you waiting for!

Come on, we will help you!

...

∑(O_O;)

Feng Yun was speechless. It turned out that this big brother was infected by his unusual recruitment idea, and he found a new recruiting nirvana!

Soon, the surrounding recruiting army began to follow suit, and various ideas appeared on the recruitment boards of various companies!

Once hired, a beauty will be given away!

Work arrangements, men and women match!

...

Even Feng Yun saw a ruthless job advertisement:

After three years of work, I will give you a lady boss!

...

It's messed up, it's all messed up, Feng Yun is all worried about this buddy, does your boss know about you sending the boss?

When Feng Yun dragged his exhausted body back to the hotel, he was a little dehydrated!

The reason is very simple, because of those dog-blood job advertisements, the difficulty for him to lick people has increased a lot!

As soon as Feng Yun entered the office, he couldn't wait to sit on the chair, picked up the water glass in front of him, and gulped himself with water!

Hearing the sound of drinking water, the opposite Huo Qiuming looked curious. After Feng Yun toasted, he asked directly:

"You went to the countryside to recruit people? Why do you even learn the posture of the old cow drinking water so vividly!"

Feng Yun: "..."

Seeing Feng Yun ignored him, Huo Qiuming didn't care either, and the god said:

"Before, you said on the phone that you hired ten people. Come for an interview in the afternoon. I have already reported to Mr. Liu. Old Liu praised you and said you are very capable!

After hearing this, Feng Yun didn't comment, and asked Huo Qiuming: "Then I would like to thank you brother for your kind words!"

"We have such a good relationship, thank you, what should be done!" Huo Qiuming looked at Feng Yun with a weird smile on his face and continued: "But I feel that your ten candidates may be less!"

"???"

After Feng Yun heard this, an unknown feeling appeared, and he asked quickly: "What's the situation?"

Huo Qiuming explained with a smile: "Mr Liu said, in order to show that he values ​​the people you recruited, he is going to interview in person!"

"You know the urination of our President Liu during the interview, so I'm wondering if the ten of you will be wiped out!"

Feng Yun: "..."

PS: Old men, new book issue, where are your recommendation tickets, don’t keep them, throw them to me