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Feng Yun looked at Liu Tianxiang a little puzzled and asked, "What kind of face is this? What happened to you?"

At this time, Huo Qiuming, who was sitting in front of the computer, poked his head out of the pile of bills, and said impatiently, "Didn’t you go to the HR department? Don’t tell me that the HR department will confuse you. Up!"

This sentence is actually what Feng Yun wants to ask. After all, although the Human Resources Department has great powers, there are really not many fixed assets and low-value consumables. In this case, what can happen?

Liu Tianxiang said with a dark face, "Isn't it because I was sent back by the Ministry of Personnel, there is no way, I can only come to rescue soldiers!"

When I heard that there was something wrong in the final battle, Feng Yun was speechless. During the entire inventory process, he went to all the departments, but the personnel department did not go, so he really did something for him. .

"What's the situation, tell me!" Feng Yun asked Liu Tianxiang depressed.

Liu Tianxiang felt like the thief’s unpleasantness. He picked up the cigarette on Fengyun’s table and lit a cigarette on his own. Then he took a vicious sip, and a foul breath came out of his mouth. Only then did the depressing anger ease, and only then began to tell Feng Yun and Huo Qiuming what had happened.

This is the case. Today is the final battle of the inventory. The last department is a light asset department like the personnel department. Therefore, the inventory team did not dispatch much staff, but Liu Tianxiang brought Qi Ying, who is in charge of assets, to fight. of.

At the beginning of the inventory process, it was relatively smooth, and the personnel director was also greeted with a smile.

The personnel department deserves to be called a light asset. It really doesn't have much. Liu Tianxiang and the two took less than an hour to complete the inventory.

Due to the lack of assets, Liu Tianxiang and the two did not return to the statistical difference table, but directly calculated it on the spot.

Not to mention, the asset management of the Personnel Department is really good. After checking the entire accounts, it lost two pairs of scissors. Liu Tianxiang was relieved about this. Two pairs of scissors cost more than 30 yuan.

As a result, a dramatic situation happened at this time. When Liu Tianxiang informed the personnel director of the incident, he thought he would take the money and leave. Unexpectedly, the personnel director said to Liu Tianxiang with a smile: "Two Scissors are nothing but losing money. Some money stuff is ashamed to say."

Hearing this, Liu Tianxiang was immediately confused. What do you mean by that, met an iron rooster?Isn't this head of personnel having a problem with his head, is he going to challenge financial authority at this time?

However, after thinking about it, Liu Tianxiang understood. It seems that the personnel director made it clear that he did not want to give money, and he was sure that the finances would not be smashed to the end because of this little money, so he was ready to fall back on the bill.

In desperation, Liu Tianxiang could only come back to Feng Yun to complain with a depressed look, and that was how it happened.

After listening, Feng Yun did not speak, but lowered his head to meditate on something. Instead, Huo Qiuming took the lead and said: "Fuck, is this guy such a dog? I have to rely on money for things, so I am not afraid to spread it. Become the laughing stock of the hotel departments?"

"Who said no, I thought so too, but looking at his face at the time, it seemed that he didn't really care about this!" Liu Tianxiang said in agreement.

After chatting for a long time for two days, he found that Feng Yun, the team leader, was sitting there without saying a word, and he was a little puzzled.

"Feng Yun, what do you think? What should I do!" Huo Qiuming asked anxiously from the side.

However, Liu Tianxiang seemed to know Feng Yun very well, so he directly handed Feng Yun a cigarette and said: "Don't be urged, at this time the brain is running at a high speed, and the inspiration is on the verge. All that is missing is lubricant. Let's smoke a cigarette!"

Huo Qiuming: ...

Fuck, what kind of fallacy is this really.

However, Feng Yun picked up a cigarette very decisively, and then quickly analyzed what was the key with the 2.0 analysis talent bonus.

After ten minutes passed, Feng Yun looked up and said to the two of them: "The personnel director is not a dog, he did this on purpose."

After hearing this, Liu Tianxiang and Huo Qiuming were taken aback at the same time, and then asked in unison: "What's the explanation for this?"

"The money is definitely not bad. Since he doesn't want to give it, he has got us right, because if he doesn't give it, then we have only three options for finances."

"The first one, our finance will advance him!"

"Article two, the finances force the accounts to be evened out without advance payment!"

"Article three, we and the personnel department are stunned for such a small amount of money!"

Feng Yun began to analyze, and after talking about these three possibilities, he continued to analyze: "The first one is what he most wants to see, because as long as we advance financially, it will be a victory for the Ministry of Human Resources, which can let us know. Although the finances are in the limelight, they still bow their heads in front of the Human Resources Department!"

"The second article is even better. Once we do this, we will violate the bottom line of finance and be suspected of making false accounts. Then he can use this matter to make an article at any time, and we will die!"

"Third, I guess the Director of Personnel doesn't really believe that we will do this. In his opinion, we should not be guilty of smashing things with him!"

So, combining these three points, the other party should have eaten us to death. The purpose is actually very simple. It is to tell us not to be too arrogant in front of the other affairs department in the future. He is not easy to pinch.

After hearing Feng Yun's analysis, Liu Tianxiang and Huo Qiuming also understood in an instant that they really didn't think so much, so deep, and dare to have such great knowledge in it.

"Fuck, it's a naked post-war book, his grandma's, he usually sees his girls chirp, I didn't expect his heart to be so vicious." Liu Tianxiang kept cursing his mother from the side, showing the dissatisfaction in his heart. anger.

As the most mature Huo Qiuming in the field, he took the lead at this time to get up and say: "Don't complain, it's not a complaint, no one will look at you if you understand it! Let's think about how to deal with this!"

Liu Tianxiang: ...

Seeing the two looking at him at the same time, Feng Yun showed a smile, and then said: "I thought that the result of this inventory was a catering manager. Unexpectedly, in the final battle, there will be one. Cheng Yaojin, interesting, it seems that there is another good show to watch!"

After hearing Feng Yun's words, Liu Tianxiang asked with some suspicion: "You mean you are going to choose the third way and smashed with him?"

Feng Yun laughed after hearing this: "It's not quite right, it's a knock, but it's not a dead knock!"