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Ma Chao came quickly,

Faster than unicorn hands!

The consistent rhythm of single Wang, especially when I heard a girl invited to eat together.

but,

Seeing a small table, it was Wu Liang and his colleague. His heart was cold and he asked Wu Liang, "Where is the good girl?"

Wu Liang squeezed a edamame, slowly peeled it and threw it into his mouth, "Look at what you are doing, sit down! There is no reason to let the girl wait for you!"

He raised his eyebrows again in shame, "Don't you think, shame?"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"I... what you said makes sense!" Ma Chao was taken aback for a moment, Ma Liu moved a pony to sit down, and sighed heavily, "I can't afford to be single!"

After just a few days, Wu Liang's witty remark was perfectly plagiarized by Ma Chao, and he would say something if there is nothing to do.

"Hey, don't you buy the lottery ticket?" Wu Liang continued to peddle his fortune plan and showed the lottery ticket to Ma Chao!

Ma Chao took a closer look at the very eye-catching words of 500 yuan on it, "Are you crazy! Even if you have no money, you have money to buy lottery tickets, damn! Brazil has had several championships, and it won't be a five-star Brazil. Yes! It is said that for the sake of balance, Brazil will not win!"

"Buy it or not, anyway, I told you the way!" This kind of thing is just like stocks. You can only say, "I bought a stock, what stock has gone up well!" You cannot say, "This stock is good, but Can you earn two more daily limits, would you buy some?"

The truth is that truth, but what if you lose it?

It's not such a way to lead a big brother!

"Don't buy it!" Ma Chao is also a good baby!

Wu Liang thought for a while, changed his routine, and asked, "Did you bring money? Lend me a hundred!"

"Are you broke?"

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up!"

"Oh, hey, borrowing money is so arrogant!" Ma Chao said that without stopping, he quickly took out his wallet and turned out a red ticket and handed it to Wu Liang.

Wu Liang threw the ticket to He Xi ashamed, "Hey, go buy Brazil, I have the money for today's meal!"

"Yeah, it's cool to use what I use! It will make people call me more!" He Xiu said unwillingly, and his body still couldn't help taking the ticket to the lottery station.

Wu Liang pondered for two seconds, "Uh, I haven't used it!"

In other words, the lottery is so evil, it feels like buying it, and buying it on behalf of others brings a sense of pleasure.

Ma Chao watched Wu Liang tease her sister like this, and asked him after he left ashamed, "Do you also tease A?"

Wu Liang was angry, "You know an eggplant!"

"Yes, I don't understand, you know!" Ma Chao opened a bottle of Qingdao and poured it into his mouth. After drinking half a bottle, he let out a sigh, "Energetic!"

In the dialects of Yu Province, Jinjin means the same as "shuang", which is similar to "what's wrong! Meidi!" in the Guanzhong dialect.

If you want to quickly integrate into the local area, it is a good choice to learn a few dialects appropriately. Wu Liang has been to Anhui Province, and at the beginning he would say a few words of "Chinese". As a result, the locals would say "Guan" in Mandarin. .

They all mean the same thing, and they all mean "agree". It means being close. Wu Liang's house is closed. He goes to school in Los Angeles, settles in Los Angeles, and discusses life in Los Angeles. Otherwise, sometimes I feel a little out of place. .

You can only do as you live!

Wu Liang ignored Ma Chao's thoughts. He was always surprised. Who was coming soon? Did he know him?

Really looking forward to it!

This thing that can change the trajectory of life is really interesting!

However, it took too long for this girl to go!

He didn't come back until Wu Liang was ready to go over to see if there was any accident, but he didn't come back alone, but with another girl.

Wu Liang looked intently, but he didn't know him.

Wu Liang stood up, stretched out his hand, and asked with a smile, "Oh, beauty, hello, this is Wu Liang!"

"Unscrupulous?" The beauty turned a blind eye to Wu Liang's outstretched hand and sat down on her own.

Ma Chao, who stood up with Wu Liang, changed his face a few times, and sat down in a nonchalant manner.

Wu Liang has a thick-skinned face. A person who has crawled on the air conditioner, how could he have no such deeds, he chuckled, didn't take this embarrassing thing to heart, and said, "Long beauty can be arrogant. ?"

If you think so, you should yell out if you are bald, or else, who knows you are upset!"Yo, beauty, I didn't throw your kid in the well, did I?"

Otherwise, Wu Liang's mouth is broken, a sentence not only expresses his dissatisfaction, but also secretly satires, don't be tender and arrogant when you are older!

Sure enough, the beauty caught Wu Liang and began to criticize, "You are not lacking in virtue, you are not lacking in virtue, I cheat my sister to buy lottery tickets, what is the difference between this and meat buns beating dogs?"

Wu Liang heard, "So it's this!" But there is really no way to explain this. He was struck back by lightning and couldn't scream. He scratched his nose and gave an explanation that was not an explanation. Wait until the game is over, let’s eat first, the meat won’t taste good when it’s cold!"

The beauty is unwilling, and she is reluctant to let Wu Liang explain it, "Don’t change the subject, tell me how old you are, and you don’t know how to do it, so you can still pull my sister into the water? What if you are today? Can't say one, two, three, I'm not finished with you?"

"Oh, it's very spicy, I like it, what's the name of the beauty, tell my brother!" Wu Liang began to show his unscrupulous nature, and ignored her questioning at all, let's talk about it, wait for the result to come out. I know, how pale and feeble it is to explain now.

Wu Liang’s verbosity aroused a strong dissatisfaction, “Wu Liang, let’s just say a few words, Qinqin is also for my good!”

"Kiss? This name is so Oupeng!" In fact, Wu Liang didn't know until later that Qinqin was just a nickname, and her real name was Shu Jianying.

Wu Liang knew he was smashed for a long time, so he named it!

I'm almost at odds with myself!

But now that Wu Liang asks others' names like this, they are willing to say that they are a ghost.

When Ma Chao saw a few people quarreling, he was not interested in mixing in. He just took a glass of beer and kept filling it with beer. Anyway, today this wine is not for entertainment, so he can drink it at will, so how could he faint.

Since there is only one name for Qinqin, Wu Liang asked lazily, it is the beauty of beautiful women. Anyway, for people of this era, calling beautiful women is really a compliment, not more than ten years later. It’s just one gender.

Therefore, the times are advancing, and there are problems with some words that are changed from time to time, such as the word "chao", which means disgusting plus two in the Guanzhong dialect. Now, it means new wave.

Wu Liang is actually quite unaccustomed. This unaccustomedness is not only in all aspects of life, but also in language problems, such as this "beauty" that Wu Liang has always said.

Qinqin mumbled a few words, and after hearing more of Wu Liang's beauties, he felt more awkward as he listened, "Can you stop calling me beauties! Call me Qinqin!"

"Kiss? Forget it, if I yell a few words, you have to take a knife and chop it for me!" Wu Liang didn't have time to take a closer look just now. Now, with a provocative look, he took a closer look. The beauty is in good shape. At least for C, her waist is becoming more and more slender, and she has a full grip.

In the case of a good figure, the face is neglected a lot. According to the usual rhythm of a single Wang, where is the first glance?

When these can't satisfy the sight of YY, they will shift to the face, and then secretly uttered, "Fuck, the shadow man!"

However, the word "Back Shadowman" can't be applied to Qin Qin. According to Wu Liang's standard, seven points and eight points are not enough, and there is a figure as a bonus item, a proper beauty, but I just don't know that Ma Chao can get it. Can't live.

Wu Liang didn't call Qinqin anymore, so he shouted "Xiaoyue wants"!It doesn't matter whether people like it or not.

That's it, how to drop it!

"Xiaoyue wants, let's go one?"

What he got was a pair of white eyes, and Wu Liang turned to spit out at He Shame, "You girlfriend, you have a big temper! Forget it, guess a few!"

Here, Wu Liang and Ma Chao are drinking and guessing. Xiaoyue wants to whisper private conversations with the two people.

Wu Liang yelled Tiger Kui for a while, and his shouting was boring. Seeing the start of the game, he concentrated on watching Ronaldo's last show of power.

Watching the game, time passed quickly. With Brazil leading 1:0, then 2:0, until the final 3:0, Xiao Yueyao's eyes glanced over from time to time, and finally turned into surprise.

When the final whistle blew, He was ashamed and excited to go up and hug Wu Liang, and finally turned to hug Xiaoyueya tightly!

I'm not happy jumping around!

Xiaoyue was so shocked that she couldn't say anything, "This, ten thousand yuan will get it?"

Wu Liang smiled very cheaply and offered to invite, "Come and hug!"

Ma Chao murmured from the side, "I can't figure out what I have for A!"

He was shy and furious, "You old man is very bad!"

Oops,

Capitalized .

Ma Chao rubbed his nose, "You can hear the voice in such a small voice!"

He Xiaxian gave a middle finger in time, Wu Liang was unwilling, "Vertical middle finger is coming at me!"

Another problem of Wu Liang’s current discomfort is the lack of girls, anyone who is used to having a girl with you, can’t sleep alone, Wu Liang can’t figure out why such a multi-living person or a traverser get used to it. With.

Therefore, Wu Liang is now like an old peacock with an open screen, his tone and posture all reveal a flea air.

Still the kind of skyrocketing.

Xiaoyue must be able to smell it far away, she leaned in He shy ear and said, "These two people are very bad, be careful, don't fall in!"

He Xiuxian was already immersed in the joy of earning money, and he didn't even pay attention to Xiaoyao's preaching, and jumped happily for a long time.

Wu Liang was also very happy, thinking, "Finally, we don't need to be hungry, and the food and clothing problem is solved! What should we consider next? Isn't the old saying okay? What about thinking about being full?

He smiled and said to Ma Chao, "Chao, give you the lottery ticket, borrow your money and I will pay it back, you go and pay the bill!"

However, when Ma Chao went to checkout, he found that the bill had already been bought!

This is really a surprise!

The person who checked out Wu Liang was not someone else, but the owner of the lottery shop.

Inheriting Wu Liang’s great favor, plus following Wu Liang to buy lottery tickets, he is earning a lot of money. He is in a good mood and comes to this barbecue stall for dinner. By the way, he looks at the latest game results. When I went to Wu Liang to eat there with a few friends, I bought it for the order.

This is also a person who does not forget to dig wells. As a particular person, a meal is not worth a few dollars, but such young talents can make good friends.

The boss Shi Shiran walked over, Wu Liang knew Wu Liang, and He Shaoxu also knew each other. He had just bought a lottery ticket from the boss, and the two sentences of courtesy were normal.

People, don’t they all come out like this.

Wu Liang used to have such a habit, such as eating breakfast, only going to that place every morning, and only ordered the same rice, a bowl of tofu, no soybeans, plus 4 buns.

As a result of going there every day, the boss saw Wu Liang come over, and gave Tofu brains without saying anything. After a long time, the boss got to know him.

The same is true for motorcycles. Fixed-point maintenance. In this way, the boss's resources become your own resources. Occasionally, you can buy a scooter for others or change the car to a better one. The boss will help you pay attention to it, and all come A car with a straight road has all the formalities.

In other words, Wu Liang's running and running became Ling Ying, the kind that can still get the upper hand.

As a small citizen, the end result is that there are acquaintances everywhere.

Regardless of whether these acquaintances are reliable or unreliable, they are ultimately a kind of resource.

Even if the scooter is detained, people can say hello and fine them two hundred yuan to push the car back.

I have to say that little people also have their own philosophy of survival. Wu Liang has done a good job in this aspect. Right now, seeing the lottery shop owner come over, he said hello very politely, "Oh, the big boss is here, come over and drink point?"

The lottery shop owner shook hands with Wu Liang, "Sure, have two more glasses with my brother! Boss, take another case of Qingdao!"

He took a pony next to him and sat down, took out a pack of soft bags, and handed one to Wu Liang and Ma Chao.

Wu Liang waved his hand and motioned to himself not to suck, Ma Chao finally took one.

A few people sat down around the small square table. Originally, so ashamed, they wanted to go home. They had to sit down patiently, but Xiaoyao was impatient. Wu Liang frowned and didn't say a word.

"Boss, what's your last name?"

"Introduce yourself, my surname is Zhang, open a lottery station, and gossip! What do you call your brother?" The boss is very polite.

Wu Liang pointed to Ma Chao, "Ma Chao, my buddy, my name is Wu Liang!"

"Unscrupulous, hey, your name is easy to remember! Haha, just kidding, don't mind ha!"

Wu Liang touched his nose again, and said with a smile, "Well, isn't it just a name!"

Boss Zhang saw that the wine was delivered, and he opened a few bottles and put them in front of everyone. He drank juice from his waist and handed it to Wu Liang, "Sorry, I don't drink!"

Boss Zhang didn't take it seriously, so he poured himself a full glass, picked up the glass, and respected Wu Liang, "My brother, thank you for today, come and go!"

Wu Liang understood at a glance, "Boss Zhang's business is booming! Come on, do it!"

The two had a drink, and Boss Zhang sighed, "Today's turnover is worth the first half of my year. I can earn this amount today!"

Seeing Boss Zhang stretched out his thumb and index finger, Wu Liang knew that the profit of a lottery shop mainly relied on rebates. Eight numbers, of course, meant 80,000. This day really caught up with a year's profit. No wonder Boss Zhang So happy.

He looked embarrassed and didn't know what the boss said. He was confused and embarrassed to ask, but Xiaoyao was completely beaten. He originally thought that he looked down on others and had a miserable face. Seeing the boss talking so happily, interest was also raised.

Otherwise, businessmen like to listen to it. A small lottery station can make money like this. Tonight, the meal was not eaten for nothing, and my small waist also raised his ears and listened intently to the conversation between two people.

"Then congratulations to the boss!" Wu Liang poured another glass of wine after speaking, and toasted the boss.

The profit of the lottery shop is generally 5 to 8 points. From the boss’s extension, the commission of the boss’s shop should be at 8 points. Ordinarily, there should be people on it. The reason why everyone carries the sedan chair, Wu Liang Still understand, it was another round of flattery.

However, this is also the past few years. Lottery is still a new thing. People have dreams. The idea of ​​buying hope for two yuan is still the mainstream consciousness of lottery buyers. After more than ten years, lottery shops, large and small, will take a month. It’s already very good to have a sale of more than 100,000, plus the rent expenditure, I really can’t make much money.

This is also one of the main reasons why lottery shops all over the street will become scarce in the future, and those lottery sites that can stay are mostly big prizes, and the popularity is still relatively high, and sales can only survive.

Boss Zhang laughed, "Thank you, brother, Ji Yan!" He raised his head, and poured his drink.

Taking advantage of the topic, Wu Liang continued, "Brother Zhang doesn't want to take this opportunity to promote the publicity? How many firecrackers are set off? Put a banner to publicize it?"

"That's a must, buy it tomorrow!"

"Then I will give a solemn introduction, this, Damei He, let Manager He help you plan the advertising matter?" Wu Liang introduced Boss Zhang.

Boss Zhang was very happy, "Oh, Manager He, fortunately, I have to trouble Manager He for my advertising business!"

Inadvertently, He Xianxian took an order. The money is not much, but there are commissions. The concept of national marketing is still very popular these days. He Xianxian has the resources in his hand, so he can make a small job by himself. Extra money is still possible, and hands-on things are easy.

Boss Zhang put forward his needs on the square table, a banner, and no other idea what to do.

Wu Liang planned on the side, "You can put together a few giant posters, and leave the winning numbers of each lottery on them, so that people will know the winning numbers of the previous period as soon as they come in. It is clear at a glance, and it is convenient for lottery players to give them to the store. The decoration looks more formal!"

This later generation of bad street practices was staged here in advance. Mr. Zhang, who talked about his own fortune plan, was full of enthusiasm, and he admired Wu Liang even more. I don’t know how to do it, but I’m so lucky, so let’s go three more!"

Wu Liangsheng responded, "Haha, Brother Zhang is also a man of temperament, come on, do it!"

He was also very happy to finalize an order for extra money, "I asked, Brother Zhang, can this lottery be redeemed for help?"

Boss Zhang is very bold, "This is not a trivial matter, I will go to my store when I finish drinking!"