You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

I just saw a little red bug in the bottle, like a little ladybug, flying a few times from time to time, and it looked pretty cute.

Another bottle of beer was opened in the crack bone. I felt sad for the old man. He ate the most indispensable insects in the monster. He was a monster in himself, and the parasites on him made people numb. Fortunately, he is now human.

Wei Chang smiled and reached into his crotch, pulling it out!

Only Wei Chang's palm appeared a huge black worm, it had countless contact angles, didn't look closely thought it was hair, and the foot of the worm, like centipede, made people numb all over.

Split bones. Don't cross your face. That worm is disgusting.

Everyone makes a slight vomit. How did you pull it out of your crotch with such a big bug, or did you say that your crotch didn't have such a big bug?

Wei Chang reached out to tease the black worm, and the countless tentacles wrapped around Wei Chang's fingers. It looks like his scalp is numb!

“This is an eating insect that will absorb your nourishment after eating it, thus growing and eventually replacing it with a body!” Wei often smiled and explained, but everyone heard the cold sweat.

Especially Tu Rong, how such a big black worm can swallow, looks disgusting... by contrast, his own ferocity is much cuter.

When I think of the end of the swimming glow, I need to think of a way to kill Rong and sweat!

That's it!

A light smile appeared on the face of the slaughterhouse, putting aside his own ferocity: “You misunderstood, I was just showing you my uncalled worm, no other meaning. ”

The disciple without a pavilion shouted at the elder's good mind, so big bugs ate it and died with all their hearts.

The other two elders showed contempt.

Wei Chang said it didn't matter, shoved the black bug in his hand into his crotch, and everyone saw the move suck in a breath of cool air.

“What do you want to play? ”

“My husband has been researching stone scissors lately, so why don't we play with them? ”

The bones are cracked.

Wei Chang was shocked.

Everybody's stupid.

One minute later, Tu Rongxi leaves with his disciples, those idiots are so stupid to death, look at themselves, simply beat each other, leave without a scratch ~ be a man to think ~

Swimming shady soul scolds: “You fucking MD shameless. ”

Wen Rui, Elder of Oerlemen, took a step forward, and he sighed and drank: “I'll do it! ”

“Better than what!” Wei was often a little unhappy, and the scissors and stone cloth actually lost, the cunning human.

Wen Rui's armrest stood up and said in silence: “The elder can drink a bottle of beer in a sigh! ”

Sprayed while drinking cracked bones.

Wei Chang looked worse.

The disciples of Oerlemen looked at the elders with admiration. Elder Wen was so smart, I waited for an example.

No other accident, Wen Rui sipped a free bottle of beer and withdrew with his disciples. He came out with a long sigh: “The first two are just idiots, you must know wisdom! ”

Only the Confederate elders in Qingba are happy. The Confederate disciples look at their elders, and they think, "A scissors, a stone cloth, a drink, an elder, how about imitating it?"

Cold and cool humming, why should Ben Elder imitate.

“What do you want to play?” Wei is always very upset, cunning human!

"The demands of the first two can't be moved to the stage," exclaimed Gao. "The elders don't want to join them! ”

The disciples of the Southern Alliance worship the elders even more. The elders are too brave, imminent and exemplary!

“The elders have been very fond of the landowners lately. Would you two like to play?” Gao Shuang said with mysterious confidence.

Wei Chang and Rift Bone were surprised at first, then showed a gentle smile. Wei Chang even better handled the seat himself. Rift Bone also opened a red wine reception. Gao Zheng did not expect such treatment. This Qing bar is not so scary.

Confederate disciples cry, Elder, why did you die so hard, just play with scissors and stone cloth, their landowner, we can't play...

Half an hour later.

Wei Chang and the cleft bone held the mop mop and the cleft bone exclaimed: “The elder is the elder, it can last that long. ”

“Can you call an elder without a little strength?” Wei often grinned at the bloody table.

“This landowner is so funny, I'll go back and play with the women, and I'll leave it to you.” The fracture broke and ran away.

Wei Chang smiled bitterly and continued to wipe the table.

“Uncle Wei...” a soft voice rang out and saw Tang Wei slowly walk out of the back room.

Wei Chang stunned for a moment and looked at the woman in front of him and asked: "Are you afraid of Uncle Wei? ”

Tang Wei gently embraced Wei Chang's tiger waist, his head resting on Wei Chang's chest, his eyes flashed black: “Not afraid. ”

Wei Chang smiled: “Get hygienic, Uncle Wei will take you home. ”

“Uncle Wei, have you forgotten my lights are broken?” Tang Wei said shyly.

“Yes, Uncle Wei will change it for you. ”

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Wei Chang smiled and touched Tang Wei's head: “Go pick those four people off the wall and throw them out. ”

“Oh...” Tang Wei was depressed, and Jiangnan's fourth handsome was about to be bullied by a small fist.

Ye Hua upstairs didn't know what was going on downstairs, but Qingyutong did. Looking at her brother-in-law, it was getting more and more mysterious.

Ye Hua said he was not happy after a night of chicken, because he had nothing to do with it at all. This little man promised not to rob the wind, and turned out to be a little liar, and the wind was all robbed.

“Uncle, I'm sorry, Li took your wind again. ”

Ye Hua seems to have gotten used to it. "Go to sleep. ”

“I'll play another one.” Qingya muttered, and Ye Hua held Qingya up directly.

Qingyun said: “Can you not love me? ”

“Ye Hua, what are you doing? Put me down.” Qingyana punched her fist powerlessly and her face was slightly red.

Possible to put it down, absolutely impossible.

“Ah Li, you go to bed early too, watch out for your mother to kiss your ass.” Qingyutong said in a delicate voice.

“Mother may still be talking about things, Li can play the last hand. ”

“Okay, last one. ”

“Mm-hmm. The last time Lee went to bed. ”

Ye Hua said it was the last of the endless.

“Take a bath.” Put down the elegance, Ye Hua said faintly.

She snorted and sat beside the bed: "No. ”

“Smells like cigarettes. ”

“You didn't smoke! ”

“You want me to wash it for you!” Ye Hua frowned and said.

Qingya held her mouth and glanced at Ye Hua and walked into the bathroom.

Ye Hua also took a shower and lay down on the bed when Qingya washed herself.

To be honest, Ye Hua is looking forward to the evening every day, especially lying in bed before this woman becomes a good girl.