You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Ah Li touched his stomach, he was actually hungry...

“Ali is not hungry.” The eastern emperor moved away from the milk and approached the fire.

These days, the Green and Red brothers know the character of Ali, are particularly caring and considerate.

Dong Wang left to get up and walked to Brother Green and laughed: “Uncle Green, you've been riding a motorcycle all day. Li rubs your shoulders. ”

“Thank you, Uncle, not tired, spiritual.” Brother Green actually has sore shoulders and feels dislocated.

However, Li is still rubbing his shoulders for Brother Green.

Brother Hong suddenly angry: “Brother, the people in the family are so vicious, they actually reported us, and said that we stole chickens from the next village a year ago! ”

“Alas, it's hard to see the truth. I've decided to quit.” Brother Green lit a wrinkly cigarette.

“Great idea! How about we start our own family? What's his name?” Little brother is very excited.

Big Brother Green spit out a sip of smoke and said softly: “Let's just call it a burial for the family. ”

“Damn, good name, deep, intentional, creative! ”

“Na Li is joining ~” said Dong Wang with a smile. His eyes are full of moon teeth.

Big Brother Green laughed: “Forget your little one, let's talk about it when you grow up. ”

“Huh ~ Li wants it ~”

“Ha ha, then there are three of us in the burial family. Who's the boss?” Stand up, Red, and you'll recognize me as the boss.

Dong Wang Li raised his hand immediately: "Ah Li became the boss ~”

Brother Green: “..."

Little brother red: “..."

Little Brother Red stood up and laughed: "Ah Li, when the boss has nothing good to do, watch Uncle Red show you a spiral of violent Thomas spin. ”

Poke, poke, poke...

Dusty for a while, Big Brother Green and the Eastern Emperor closed their noses when they left.

“Don't you fucking spin, you're flattening our back mountain.” Brother Green can't stand it anymore.

Little brother clapped his hands and stood up: "Brother, you were Thomas' number one spin last year. ”

“Ah, is Uncle Green number one? Awesome.” The Eastern Emperor shouted and felt terrific at first.

Brother Green is very modest: “It's all in the past, the good man doesn't talk about his past courage. ”

“Brother, show Li. ”

Dong Wang Li also said: “Uncle Green, Li wants to see you turn. ”

“Ok, Uncle Green gives Lee a performance. ”

Brother Green patted his ass and walked to his place.

Poke, poke, poke...

It's a family match. It's like losing a smoke bomb at the scene. Brother Green's figure is gone.

Dong Wang Li: “Cough, cough...”

Little Brother Red: “Cough, cough...”

Little Brother Hongmao thought, and said that the back mountain was flattened by me, obviously you.

Happy times always pass quickly, the three of them gradually fall asleep and continue to drive south the next day.

Ten days later...

The three of them stood in the square of Long 'an City and looked at the huge statue.

An old lady took a look and slowly took out five bucks to put it on the ground.

“Auntie! You come back, you look like a flower in my eye!” Red shouted.

Auntie looked back and despised: "You're sick, not for you. ”

Little brother, red mouth twitch, you mean I can't even call the flowers!

From picking up the five bucks on the ground, the Eastern Emperor said to his aunt: "Thank you, Auntie. ”

Auntie walked back and took out ten yuan: "Kids, go buy some food. ”

The motorcycle broke on the way here, or the kind that can't be repaired and broken. The money on the body is also exhausted. Brother Green still can't insist on getting the money. If you really want to get it, you have to wait until you have to.

Holding the money in his hand, the thieving Emperor smiled: “Uncle, Ali is rich, please eat. ”

The Green and Red brothers touched Li's head and laughed: “Uncle is not hungry, Li should just eat himself. ”

“No, if the uncles don't eat, Ali won't eat!” The Eastern Emperor leaves his little mouth and looks like a hunger strike if you don't eat it.

When I heard what Li said, the Green and Red brothers looked at each other, and this sentence would be worth it!

I bought a bun and pinched it into three pieces, but at least half the share left by the Eastern Emperor, the Red and Green brothers are not many.

Find a park, sit on a bench, and the three of us slowly taste the best buns in the world.

“Ah Li, now that we're in Long 'an City, where do you live?” Big Brother Green asked, feeling like after 9981 difficulties, he finally sent his little ancestors to their destination.

“emmm, clear it up.” The Eastern Emperor said.

What do you mean, "Brother Green and Red"? Please?

“It's clear!” The Eastern Emperor left with a pure accent.

“Brother, I've heard of bars, but I've never heard of them clearly.” Little brother is doubtful.

Big Brother Green reached out and said, “You idiot, fresh game in town, Baidu. ”

“The phone's dead...”

“Then take a look. ”

Little brother is relieved, such a big city, how to find it... it seems that the peril of the scripture has not yet been completed.

After eating, the three of them began to look for the so-called clearing, but suddenly they found one thing, which seemed to close during the day, and only waited until the evening.

Walking to the bustling street, the three of them did become focal points, and suddenly a fragrance arrived, and the three stopped and looked to their right.

“Song Wang Fu Hot Pot Shop. ”

The Green and Red brothers sipped their lips, and the Eastern Emperor left them and swallowed directly.

“There's a lot of people in line.” The Eastern Emperor muttered.

“Brother, this looks delicious.” Red's about to drool.

“Yeah,” said the Eastern Emperor.

Suddenly, a man in a suit stood at the door smoking and looked at the three eyebrows and wrinkled: "Those three, stay away, I affect my guests' appetite. ”

The Eastern Emperor pulled Brother La's green hand: “Uncle, let's go, don't influence them to eat. ”

Big Brother Green is very upset: “What are you yelling about? This road is your home, I come from a better place than you! ”

“Geez, don't you dare talk to me, or I'll see what I can do to you! ”

"Uncle, you are a bad man! ”

“Yo, where's Hanako? You don't give a shit, you don't have any upbringing! ”

The Green and Red brothers looked at Xiao Axiao with red eyes, exploded instantly, rolled up his sleeves and drank: “You fucking dare say it again! ”

Seeing the Green and Red brothers, the manager immediately went into the store and hid: “If you don't leave, I'll call the police! ”

“MD, if I don't teach you a lesson today, I'll dye your hair green!” Red rushed to the store, scared the queues out of the way immediately.

Big Brother Green rushed in too, only heard a loud noise inside, less than a minute.

The Red and Green brothers rushed out in panic, picked up the Eastern Emperor and left, only to see more than a dozen chefs rushing out of the store, each with a knife.

“Brother, there's an alley this way, run this way! ”

Big Brother Green is just a beat: “What if the alley doesn't work? Run! ”

“Exactly. ”

The three of them ran straight past the finish line.