You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

I can't believe I didn't go back to lunch when I got in touch with my brother.

You are afraid of the family tiger, poor little brother, married such a powerful woman, Lu Couple's brain inevitably appeared like two vampires, actually quite gentle, not as powerful as the daughter-in-law.

MD.

What am I thinking? Such a horrible thought has surfaced. Quickly undo it.

With this horrible thought, Lu and his wife returned to the villa and saw that the purple shirt was cooking lunch. Lu and his wife were happy to see that their brother could marry such a wise wife.

“Brother, you're back.” The purple shirt turned to say hello, and logically, the purple shirt was almost of Lu's ancestral rank.

But if you marry a chicken follow the chicken, if you marry a chicken follow the chicken, if you marry a dog follow the dog, if you enter the country follow the custom, the husband's big brother is her big brother.

“Purple shirt, thank you so much.” Lu Pu is also embarrassed, pay more for living in the future.

Maybe I'll be moving out soon, not as this light bulb.

Lu, what the hell are you thinking? Why is this crazy idea not spreading in your head? Are you really crazy?

This kind of race is wrong, who knows what the baby is like.

No, Xu Xian even dared to go to the snake and didn't see a deformity born.

And what's that called? It's not even a ghost.

With this thought, Lu's heart feels a little better.

“Hey, didn't Ihong come back with you?” The purple shirt looked up and didn't find her husband coming home.

“IHONG is also gathering information outside.” Lu Pu thought he and his wife had said it. I didn't think he'd say it at all. This kid is tough. Aren't you afraid to come back tonight and kneel on the keyboard?

“Oh.”

The purple shirt answered, Lu and his wife felt that their daughter-in-law was very disappointed, and the cooking was quite vigorous. Now they are inert.

Lu Pu walked forward and laughed: "Purple shirt, go get some rest, I'll do it. ”

“Brother, you've been busy all morning. I'm fine at home again. Go and rest. ”

Look at this kid, at least his wife is so kind, you don't even go home to eat. Is it a fight?

Then I'll have to adjust this one.

“O Purple Shirt, I grew up with Il Hong, and his character is clear to me.” The Lu couple describes it in a sad tone, which makes the purple shirt very heavy and the husband must have had a bad life.

Lu Pu felt his daughter-in-law's expression was in place and continued: “Remember that year when we played pee and mud, I peed, he and mud. ”

Purple shirt: “???????? ”

“But when we grew up, we played at home, and he liked to call me dad, and I called him son, and he didn't enjoy it. ”

Purple shirt: “???????? ”

“But when he grew up, he recognized me as a big brother, and I taught him to burn his head off, and we scolded the wind. ”

The purple shirt held the pink fist tight. Turns out you broke my Ihong.

And if Ihong knew what Brother said to his wife, he would definitely look good.

“Purple shirt, actually, I didn't mean anything else. Everest has been very simple since childhood. Everyone who knows him feels bullied. That's right, they are right, they are bullied. ”

Brother, did you think about the image of your little brother?

“But the purple shirt, I tell you, in fact, Ihong, though honest, is also a man of dignity, a good man who is willing to help people, often helps goats cross the street. ”

Brother, stop it, I beg you.

Lu Pu sighed deeply: "Everest never knew who his father was. ”

Ten thousand points hit Iron Red in the chest, luckily Iron Red wasn't there, otherwise it would definitely explode.

“It was me and his mom who took a shit and a piss and grew up. ”

Purple shirt, listen to this phrase. Why is it so weird? Ihong has fainted in the toilet.

Looking at the puzzling gaze of the purple shirt, Lu and his wife knew that they had misspoken.

“It's his mother in the house, I'm taking it outside.” Lu explained in detail.

Brother, please don't bring it, brother, on your knees.

“The kid, rather uncomfortable, mainly happened in elementary school. ”

Brother, are you helping me or are you hurting me? Let's not talk about black history.

“What is it?” The purple shirt sighed and asked.

“Alas, first love. ”

The purple shirt looked like: “Ihong said I was his first love. ”

Lu and his wife were shocked and quickly explained: “Ihong was right, because it was a first love that had not yet begun. ”

Pfft!

IHONG has already vomited blood in the toilet, brother you are avenging me.

“The love letter was all from my own hands. However, IHONG was robbed by the boys in the class before being sent out. Then he ran to the podium and read it out loud. Since then, IHONG has been closed. ”

Really... it was his blessing that Ihong wasn't there.

Lu Pu sighed for a long time and looked out the window: “Ever since then, Yi Hong doesn't seem to be interested in women. ”

Purple shirt: “..."

“I suspected for a long time that he was a gay, until one day I found out that he was writing a little yellow book, and I finally found out, little brother, he wasn't gay, he was just sulking. ”

“But purple shirt, don't worry about these details, IHONG really has nothing to say to you, in my opinion, IHONG was brave enough to do this, he didn't dare look at other girls before. ”

The purple shirt held its mouth: “I don't dare now. ”

My brother-in-law is a cowboy.

“At the same time, IHONG is also a very easily injured person. With what I know about him, he probably doesn't believe in having a wife like you right now. He also wants to show himself in front of you and prove himself to be a useful man, a responsible man. ”

“Purple shirt, believe it or not, I believe it.” The Lu couple added a sentence in silence, albeit sometimes unreliable.

The purple shirt sighed lightly and listened to Lu and his wife. The purple shirt also felt that its mouth error was hurting Il Hong's self-esteem.

Lu Pu patted his brother-in-law's shoulder and sighed: “Purple shirt, Ihong is a good man, don't put too much pressure on him. ”

“I didn't put pressure on him, he put pressure on himself.” The purple shirt bit his lip and said softly, "When did you put pressure on him?

Lu couple coughed softly: “Little brother told me a little too, you want children. ”

“What's wrong with wanting a child?” The purple shirt asked with a willow brow.

“That's right, it's the pressure on Ihong to have a baby. He's scared.” Lu Pu sighed.

“Afraid of what? ”

“Afraid it's all a dream, because it's so beautiful. ”

After a long time, the purple shirt took a deep breath: "Brother, you are really biased, just help me, don't help me! ”