You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

A strange noise rang, Yang Haotian smelled a creepy smell, not just a pungent nose, but splashed on his feet...

MD, love is a dog!

The cloud waves did pee and trembled after peeing. The expression on his face was really comfortable.

After it was done, the cloud waves gradually walked away.

Yang Haotian relieved his breath. This deodorant really works a little, just his own feet...

What kind of dog is this? It tastes so bad. It's so sloppy.

Just as Yang Haotian was preparing to move, he suddenly heard a conversation.

Immediately pull up again and endure the smell of this stinging nose.

“Little brother, I hope Brother didn't hurt you tonight. Enjoy your drink, are you feeling much better? ”

The people who came were Lu and YiHong, and YiHong's mood has been a little low lately.

Why is it low? That is, so far, I haven't had a purple shirt. Every time I see the grudging look of purple shirt, Il Hong feels sick and needs to go to the male disease center to see it.

“Hiccup ~ Brother, do you think I have a problem?” Yi Hong climbed Lu and asked drunkenly.

Lu Pu consoled: “Little brother, just look away, which man is not sick, I feel I have prostate. ”

Yang Haotian heard it. They even knew about the prostate. Shit! How is that possible?

“Brother, I don't dare go back now. I feel particularly sorry for the purple shirt. She just wants a child, I can't even give it to her.” Yi Hong sighed helplessly, as a man, even such a small request could not satisfy a woman, there was shame in her heart.

Lu Pu patted his little brother on the shoulder and said carefully: “Don't think about it, maybe you put too much pressure on yourself, which led to the tadpole not to flourish. Look at my two women, it's all natural. Besides, you're not alone. Look at Doushi, it's not the same for years. There's also Uncle Wei, there's a crack bone, nobody is pregnant. ”

“How could a man be pregnant, brother? You must be mistaken. ”

“Oops, I mean their wives, hiccup... want the water out. ”

“Brother, I want to release water too, how can it feel so lousy, it must be the cloud wave pissing everywhere.” Iron muttered.

“Come on, let's pee together and cover up the smell of cloudwaves. ”

Yang Haotian: “..."

Do you want to be so perverted and fight a dog...

MD, I also have a red envelope system. I can't believe I fell like this. After being pissed by a dog, I was pissed again!

Can't you guys pick the other side? Why do you have to fight dogs all the time? How can there be such people?

Listen to the approaching footsteps, Yang Haotian's face is dark, you can even imagine, the two guys are pulling their guns.

Shoot a golden liquid at yourself, dammit!

At least I, Yang Haotian, am also the Red Envelope Emperor, was urinated twice today!

It's humiliating. It's humiliating twice! Shameless!

Oh, my God, do they pee and circle? Are you painting?

“Brother, did I take my eyes off? This wall seems a little discolored.” Ihong rubbed his eyes and felt the red paint on the wall was a little blurred.

“Let me see, haha... looks like we're drunk.” Lu and his wife laughed drunk.

Yi Hong grinned, the two of them urinated for a minute. Yang Haotian endured the longest minute of his life, if possible.

Never do anything like this again.

After releasing the water, the two brothers climbed on their shoulders and gradually walked away.

After the two of them left, Yang Haotian immediately lost the paper in his hand. It was disgusting. In addition to human urine, there was dog urine. This smell mixed together, making people want to throw up.

Yet just as Yang Haotian spat, his ears suddenly sounded.

“Little brother, I'll pay you, you lose.” Lu Pu hey hey silly smile.

Yi Hong was helpless and pulled out a few gold coins and said: “That's all I got, it's all in my purple shirt. ”

“Forget it, who called us brothers? The rest of you will take care of it.” Lu Pu took away all the gold coins, it really wasn't one of them.

Yang Haotian looked at the two people like this. They actually found themselves. How is this possible?

At this time, the cloud waves also farted back. The arrogant eyes seemed to be saying, "Little, this kind of sculpture trick is still trying to trick me." See my sharp eyes. No, that's the legend of a hungry wolf. Do you know what a hungry wolf is? A very hungry wolf. You probably haven't even seen this fierce eye.

Looking at two people and a dog, Yang Haotian felt he had been fooled, and a tremendous rage gathered in his mind.

As Emperor!

As the owner of a red envelope system, when have you ever been humiliated like this? It's humiliating!

“He seems angry.” Ihong whispered.

Lu Pu nodded and whispered: “If you were pissed twice, you would be so angry. ”

“Seems to make sense. ”

Yang Haotian did not retreat. He walked towards the Green Red Brothers and found their outfits strange. Why do they look a little out of the mainstream? But at first glance, they don't look so much like each other. Like that green hair, how do you look like a clown? It's the clown in Batman, the handsome one, the hairstyle is exactly the same.

That redhead... no more comments.

But now! I, Yang Haotian, want to recover a justice for myself. This is a man's dignity, so I must recover my face!

Let them see today, my Red Envelope Emperor!

Let you know what a high-end operation is.

Push through.

Yang Haotian knelt directly and shouted: “Brother, forgive me! ”

Lu Pu: “..."

Ihong: “..."

Even Erhah was so embarrassed.

Just now the momentum was so strong, it was like having to fight without a word, and then came over and knelt directly.

Never seen such an operation before, it was like giving the green and red brothers ray, from head to toe ray.

“Brother, what's wrong?” IHONG was just getting ready to fight, but I didn't expect this guy to get on his knees.

The Lu couple were a little overwhelmed. This kneeling was simply astonishing. The atmosphere before was so heavy that it was like burning jade stones. The atmosphere created by this kneeling instantly disappeared.

What do you call it, can you be happy, don't operate like that, full of routines.

“Big brother, I didn't mean to sneak in. It's really urgent. Believe me, I can't help it.” Yang Haotian began to cry painfully. After observation, it was found that none of the people in there could provoke it. Fighting with them was simply a search for death.