You’ve Been Fired!

Although it is not very good, the money is coming back anyway, even three yuan more. Rounding up means that you have spent 20 minutes in the prostitution. Not only did you not spend a dime, you even made three yuan.Thinking about it this way, it seems that it's worth it to be trapped in the elevator.

Bai Duanduan worked overtime for several days, and now he was very sleepy. After yawning a few times, he got into the bed early and got ready to sleep.

However, God seemed to be going to fight her. Just as he was going to sleep in a daze, there was a deafening DJ upstairs.

At this point, someone opened a party at home!

Bai Duanduan blocked his ears with a pillow and began to want to endure it, but the other party did not stop at all, and even the noise became louder.

Is it tolerable or unbearable!Don’t you know that lawyer’s hair is especially valuable, and lawyer’s sleep is especially important?!

Bai Duanduan changed her clothes and prepared to go upstairs angrily, but when she arrived at the door of the instigator's upstairs residence, she realized that someone had already stepped forward.

Ji Lin’s face turned black and looked ugly. He was obviously also negotiating with the house owner of the noise maker, but it didn’t work out, because the house owner didn’t have a tendency to turn down the music at all, and dance music continued to flow in the house. The people attending the party are also dancing around.

When Ji Lin met Bai Duanduan, he rarely spoke on the initiative. He frowned: "No need to communicate, I have already called the police."

Bai Duanduan yawned: "No, at this point, it will take a long time to wait for the police to get out of the police. I still can't sleep for a long time in vain." She looked at Ji Lin and teased, "Lawyer Ji, how did you act as a client? What? Where is it? Shouldn't lawyers take the initiative to fight?"

After Bai Duanduan finished speaking, he did not believe in evil and prepared to negotiate, but he was stopped by Ji Lin before he took a few steps.

"Do you think I haven't negotiated? Negotiations are only useful for sane people, not for drunks in this room." He glanced at Bai Duanduan. "I advise you not to waste time. I'm useless on the court. You, Not even better."

"How can I know if I don't try!"

Bai Duanduan smiled, and knocked on the door quite confidently. After a while, the door opened, and then there was an unobstructed electric sound in the room. There was a drunk flower arm with dyed green hair. The young man opened the door, and before Bai Duanduan could speak, he snorted her with a loud howl.

"Don't knock! Knock the soul! You have the ability to go to the police!"

After the other party shouted, before Bai Duanduan could react, he slammed the door.

...

Bai Duanduan touched his nose, but Ji Lin was still indifferent to the sidelines: "I said it was the result. These people are not clear and can't communicate."

"Then you can't just sit and wait for death!" Bai Duanduan failed to make a plan, and made a living. "Do you have fruit in your house? The bigger one?"

Ji Lin frowned: "What?"

"I have a way! It's definitely done, and I can make them quiet right away, but I need some fruits, the bigger the better, the bigger and mighty fruits, such as big watermelon? No, do you have it in your house? If so, let me use it first! I'll pay you back!"

Ji Lin looked suspicious, and Bai Duanduan could only give a strong dose: "Do you want to enjoy a quiet sleep right away?"

In the end, under Bai Duanduan's persuasion, although Ji Lin was reluctant, he still moved two cardboard boxes from home.

"The fruits you want are all in the box." Ji Lin looked contemptuously at this moment, "Did you just say that lawyers must have the spirit of resistance? The final solution was to ask me for fruits and prepare to go forward. Receiving land compensation for peace?" Ji Lin sneered, "Do you think those drunks will be sensible until you offer watermelon fruits to them, and stop making noise?"

"Are you really a lawyer? You are so naive."

Bai Duanduan was too lazy to refute, she opened the first box and took out a huge watermelon, then walked to the door again and knocked on the door.

It was the non-mainstream person who came to open the door just now. His eyes were filled with impatience: "Is it annoying, you..."

Before she finished speaking, Bai Duanduan pushed him aside and walked into the house forcibly, turned off the audio equipment, and then she pressed her lips and put the huge watermelon on the table.

Ji Linhao stood at the door in his spare time, waiting for Bai Duanduan to return home again.

It's hard to see how a good lawyer is so inferior and tribute to a small country.

However, just as Ji Lin's belly slandered...

Bai Duanduan didn't follow the script he had imagined in his heart at all. Without saying anything, she walked to the watermelon and smashed the watermelon in front of everyone.

This watermelon is very, very big. It’s not easy to smash it with a punch. What’s even more difficult is that the watermelon is smashed into pieces with a punch like Bai Duanduan. The most mysterious thing is that the watermelon is so The shot was bad, and the watermelon remains steadily left on the table before it even splashed.

As soon as a master makes a move, he knows if there is any... everyone can see that Bai Duanduan is a bit mysterious.

In the various eyes of the opposite, Bai Duanduan withdrew his hand calmly: "Whoever turns on the stereo again, this watermelon is the end of your stereo." After she finished, she glanced at Ji Lin, "Anyway, he has money. He will pay if it's rotten."

"..."

Bai Duanduan smashed a watermelon with her bare hands. Regardless of whether the other party was suspicious or shocked and curious, she finally managed to calm a house of non-mainstreamers temporarily. She became more and more courageous and felt that just smashing a watermelon might not be able to show her strength, so Take a look at Ji Lin--

"Lawyer Ji, has anyone told you that at critical moments, reasoning is useless, communication can’t solve all problems, the important thing is to show your own strength! Well, now, put another fruit in the carton Take it out too! I will show you what strength is today!"

Bai Duanduan's calculations are pretty good. When he smashes some fruit, he should be more deterrent.She is still a reasonable person, if she can't do it, or she won't do it, if these fruits are useless, then she can only show the real force value to deter the other party.

As a result, Ji Lin did not move.

Bai Duanduan winked at him impatiently: "Go get it!"

Ji Lin glanced at her calmly: "Are you sure? I think you might not be able to smash things later."

Bai Duanduan smiled contemptuously: "You really don't know my power at all. The fruit in this world that I can't smash has not yet been born! Go get it!"

...

Then Bai Duanduan watched as Ji Lin took out a durian king durian from another carton...

"..."

Ji Lin pressed his nose with one hand, and put the huge durian king into Bai Duanduan's hand with one hand: "Show me your power and smash it."

"..."

The atmosphere of the king that he had finally created was destroyed by Ji Lin.

Bai Duanduan almost exploded: "Are you on my side or on their side? Did you deliberately dismantle the platform? Give me a durian if you ask you to take a fruit? Are you poisonous?"

Ji Lin was not ashamed. He said frankly: "You let me take fruits that look stronger and more powerful. This durian is very strong."

"..."

Bai Duanduan almost fainted on the spot: "Ji Lin, I don't think durian doesn't need me to show my strength, I think you need it more."

"You can't say too much, just like you can be sure that the lawyer will never promise that your client will win the case. I think that lawyer Bai knows this." Ji Lin glanced at Bai Duanduan, "Besides, if you smash it I’m not responsible for the damage to other things, and it’s nothing to do with me.” After he said, he glanced at the non-mainstreamer, “I don’t know this woman. I also ask her directly, and I will also claim my watermelon from her."

...

Is there a teammate like you?!

Bai Duanduan is simply out of anger, okay, Ji Lin, it's a good situation that Duan Duan should be in the same hatred of the enemy, you actually want to engage in internal conflict with me!There are always people who better than you!

Bai Duanduan constricted her expression and put on an aggrieved look, she rushed to hold Ji Lin: "Husband, I'm sorry, can't I make a mistake? As for me, do you want to count watermelon money?"

"..."

Bai Duanduan said diligently: "People know that they beat you too hard before and broke your leg, but you can't blame me, you know that I am a man and a bad temper, and I control my emotions as soon as I get up. I can’t help myself, but I already love you. As you know, my ex-boyfriend was admitted to the intensive care unit..."

Ji Linhei frowned, "Let go, Bai Duanduan, what are you going crazy? Who is your husband?"

Bai Duanduan kissed Ji Linfei: "Husband, don't do this. I occasionally allow you to do something, but you have to have a limit. My patience also has a bottom line. If you do this, I don't guarantee that after I go back. Will you be unable to control what you do to you?"

Bai Duanduan smiled pointedly: "It was just the noise of the neighbors in the middle of the night, but you were sent out to communicate and negotiate. You can't handle it for a long time. I'm really disappointed. You don't know, where you can do it, absolutely Stop talking? But the neighbor is not very sensible, so I won't hit you when I go home. You can kneel on this durian."

"..."

Ji Lin naturally has to struggle, but Bai Duan Duan is so powerful, and like a sticky brown candy, no matter how Ji Lin shakes it, he can't shake it off.

...

At this moment, the non-mainstream neighbors who had been impatient before looked at Bai Duanduan, and suddenly exclaimed, "It's you!"

???

He couldn't say enough: "It turned out to be you, a violent and terrible woman!"

???

The non-mainstream look "fuck": "Last time at the entrance of the bar, it was you who smashed my old iron down with high heels, and you have to hit him on the ground, so you actually live downstairs!"

Bai Duanduan was stunned, and then he suddenly realized: "Are you a friend of that molester?"

When he locked his throat in the bar and knocked down that molester, there were indeed a few non-mainstream companions who were also drunk behind him. Unexpectedly, this neighbor was one of them.

"He's not! He just drank too much!"

After this non-mainstream defense, it seemed that when thinking of the original scene, he remembered the fear of his strong old iron being dominated by Bai Duanduan. He glanced at Bai Duanduan, and then at Ji Lin deeply. Come over and pat Ji Lin solemnly on the shoulder.

"Brother, you have suffered."

"..."

The non-mainstream looked sympathetic and distressed: "It's too miserable for you to find such a fierce woman." He said with a heavy tone, "My old iron was just locked in his throat, but the neck was strangled so deeply by this woman. He looked at Ji Lin hesitantly, "But brother, don't worry, your leg is well recovered. You can't see that it has been interrupted. Don't feel inferior!"

"..."

He obviously believed Bai Duanduan's nonsense just now, and he was full of apologetics: "I'm sorry, brother, I must have known that you came to communicate with me because of the lust of this murderous woman. I have already turned off the sound for you." He had an "I understand" expression on his face, "Brother, I didn't expect it to be so difficult for you to be so talented!"

"I never imagined that you would suffer a brutal and inhuman domestic violence just a few walls away from me. Now there is an "Anti-Domestic Violence Law". It is illegal for her to beat you like this, brother, Do you want me to testify to the police?"

"..."

Ji Lin's face was completely black, he tried to defend: "Me and her..."

"It's love." Bai Duanduan stopped Ji Lin's topic. She looked at the non-mainstream meaningfully, "Brother, you don't understand."

"..."

"Don't be a demon from now on, don't make trouble in the middle of the night quietly, otherwise I will not be your old iron, but you."

"..."

"The durian will be given to you. It will be counted as compensation for the cleaning fee of the watermelon."

Bai Duanduan fluffed his long hair, glanced at Ji Lin provocatively, and said pretentiously: "How about it? Or do I have to go to the battle to do it myself?" Bai Duanduan deliberately increased the pun and said, "Husband , You can't do it."

"..."

Ji Lin wanted to have an attack, but Bai Duanduan was the first step to drag him into the elevator.

"Stare at me, go." The elevator door closed, and Bai Duanduan let go of Ji Lin. "Lawyer Ji, don't you have an attack now. You have a hard time suppressing others. For men, you must be able to bend and stretch, don't It fell short."

"Bai Duan Duan!"

Bai Duanduan smiled: "You're welcome, no thanks!"

Ji Lin was obviously about to collapse from anger. He took a deep breath and suppressed his anger: "Bai Duanduan, you are nonsense, I won't settle accounts with you, my watermelon and durian, you give me an explanation. "

"To be reasonable, my successful negotiation this time will also benefit both of you and me. The watermelon and durian are the costs, and we should share with each other." Bai Duanduan squinted and smiled, "I am this person. Very sincere, so how about I make breakfast for you for a week?"

"Eat your breakfast for a week?" Ji Lin's composure finally collapsed. He raised his voice, "Do I think I have lived too long?"

"If breakfast doesn't work, then supper?"

Ji Lin angrily smiled: "You don't have to pay for watermelon and durian. You, don't give me any poisonous food. See you in the future, as far as possible from me, not only is the food you cook poisonous, but your whole person is poisonous."

OK, who is afraid of who.

Bai Duanduan didn't think much about it, and yawned. Then he went back to his room and went to bed triumphantly.