You’ve Been Fired!

It's a pity that Ji Lin was interrupted by Bai Duanduan before the alarm bell sounded.She had eaten enough, achieved the achievement of continuing to eat at noon, and then when Ji Lindu realized afterthought, she had already walked behind her.

"Ji Lin! Cat hair sticks to your face!" Bai Duanduan pointed at Ji Lin's left face while eating fruit, his round eyes staring at him seriously.

Ji Lin almost touched his left cheek subconsciously. He did hold the cat before cooking.

"No, it's not there, point it up, then point it up."

"Hey, hey, it's too high, click on the bottom and go down."

"No, just move a little to the left, a little bit, no, no, go to the right, hey, go up again..."

It's a pity that even though Bai Duanduan kept giving instructions, Ji Lin couldn't find the position of Mao Mao anyway, and would always miss it precisely...

In the end, Bai Duanduan sighed and gave no instructions. Just when Ji Lin thought she had finally given up and was about to look in the mirror to take away the cat hair sticking to her face, Bai Duanduan went straight to herself. Coming, step by step, until she completely passed the safe distance of Ji Lin, she stood in front of her very close to her. Such a distance almost made Ji Lin a cordon all over her body, and Ji Lin almost went subconsciously. Backward, trying to widen the distance between Bai Duanduan, but Bai Duanduan walked towards him all the way...

"do not move."

Bai Duanduan’s beautiful round eyes stared at Ji Lin at the moment, her breathing was close at hand, she was so close to Ji Lin that her long, curved eyelashes would touch her face when she blinked. The beautiful face and lips will hit him as long as an accident.

At this moment, Ji Lin forgot what to react, staring only at Bai Duanduan approaching her like this, and then she stood on her toes.After that, there was only one feeling left in Ji Lin's world. It was the touch of Bai Duanduan's hand touching his left face, which was warm, delicate, and gentle, like a feather gently brushing.

At this moment, Ji Lin could hardly breathe. It was a very indescribable feeling. He knew that the cat was rubbing his legs, and the boiling water was calling in the pot, and his mobile phone seemed to have SMS notifications. , But these things seem to be far away from him, Ji Lin seems to be suddenly in another dimension of space, these things are just illusions, only one thing is real—

That is Bai Duanduan.

She was really too close to herself. When Ji Lin was so close, she felt like she was suddenly dragged into a rosy dream. She has rosy cheeks and lips, and a shower of rose lingering around her. The milky scent, with her round, black eyes, looked like a gorgeous rose in full bloom. The most beautiful and unscrupulous plant in the entire garden was also the one with the most thorns.

...

"Alright, take it away."

A few seconds later, Bai Duanduan left Ji Lin with a smile, holding a handful of cat hair in her hand.It was also at this moment that Ji Lin felt that his world had finally returned to normal-the air became flowing again, the sound became audible again, and the sense organs returned to the body...

It’s just that the initiator Bai Duanduan threw the cat's fur unconsciously, and then looked at Ji Lin, and after only one glance, she exclaimed: "Ji Lin, what's wrong with your face? Why is it so red? Do you have any allergies? Do you need me to take you to the hospital?"

Ji Lin almost gritted her teeth. Bai Duanduan’s expression was too open. She didn’t realize what she had caused. Ji Lin also knew very well that she was indeed unintentional. This is not any deliberate provocation or carefully prepared trap. And cautiously approached, but because of knowing this, Ji Lin felt that Bai Duanduan was even more hateful.

This woman is really poisonous, very, very poisonous.

——

It's just that Bai Duanduan didn't know what Ji Lin was thinking. She was even a little complacent about her behavior just now. She looked very warm and friendly when she helped Ji Lin take away the cat fur, behaving like a grateful neighbor.It's perfect!

She was full, and just about to go home after thanking Ji Lin, she heard a knock on the door of Ji Lin.

"Ji Lin, open the door!"

Listening to this voice, Rong Sheng was right.Now that the two of them have an appointment, it's time to leave by themselves.

Bai Duanduan glanced at Ji Lin: "Then I..."

As a result, Bai Duanduan hadn’t finished saying the word “left”, Ji Lin dragged her back a bit rudely. He glanced at Bai Duanduan, and then calmly said: "You hide in my room, Rong Sheng will only enter the study to discuss cases with me, and will never enter my bedroom."

"what?"

Just when Bai Duanduan doubted, the knocking outside the door became more intense, and his painting style began to change suddenly——

"Ji Lin, don't hide in there and be silent, I know you are at home, open the door, open the door, come open the door for me!"

...

Rong Sheng was probably getting bored, and he actually started to take possession of Aunt Xue outside, and shouted more and more vigorously. If Ji Lin did not open the door, he was ready to rap on the spot, and then improvise another bbox posture.

Ji Lin frowned, and now he gave an ultimatum to Bai Duan: "There's no time, so quickly hide in the room."

"Oh oh..."

Ji Lin lowered his voice and said solemnly: "Hide well, don't come out, the bedroom is a suite with a toilet."

"Ok!"

I don’t know if it was influenced by Rong Sheng’s exaggerated style, or was infected by the urgency of running out of time, Bai Duanduan was also confused for a while, and Ji Lin’s expression in front of him was too far. Calmness and calmness gave people a sense of conviction for no reason, making Bai Duanduan subconsciously feel that his plan was right. In this situation, he really should hide in his room as soon as possible.

Only when Bai Duanduan really hid in Ji Lin’s bedroom, and when Ji Lin opened the door outside the door to greet Rong Sheng, she suddenly slowed down with hindsight——

Why the fuck are you hiding???

How does the current plot look like Rong Sheng is Ji Lin’s big house, and he is the little mistress who has a tragic relationship with Ji Lin, a scumbag. Now Da Fang catches the rape and visits his door. In order to avoid being beaten by the big house, he must not Not hiding?Then if Rong Sheng rushes into the room later, do I have to find an outside air conditioner to hide?But I seem to have eaten a little bit more recently, and I have gained weight. Can the outside air conditioner carry my own weight?

Bai Duanduan looked at Ji Lin's completely cold and windy room, and the wild horse with his thoughts running out...

——

Bai Duanduan in the bedroom is thinking deeply about life, and Rong Sheng outside the bedroom is also preparing to think about life.

He stared at the food left on Ji Lin's dinner table in amazement, and was so shocked that he doubted his life: "Ji Lin?! Did you have a fever and burn your brain or do I have hallucinations? You even cooked your own food?!" Rong Sheng exclaimed, "Don't you say that cooking is a waste of time, and it is not cost-effective. According to your rate, you will lose 20,000 yuan if you cook a meal, so you would rather eat takeout for a lifetime than cooking? ?"

"Oh, just think of it, men, also have to be nice to yourself." Ji Lin pursed his lips, glanced at Rong Sheng, and said in a calm tone, "I think again. Lawyers are experienced and nonexistent. The older I get, the less valuable things are. Even with the accumulation of experience, the rate will only get higher and higher. So from this perspective, I live long enough to be more cost-effective."

He rolled his eyes and came to the conclusion very naturally: "Always eating takeaway, cooking oil, bad for the stomach, easy to die early, uneconomical, and occasionally cooking by yourself is not impossible."

Rong Sheng nodded convincingly. He seemed to fully accept Ji Lin’s reasons, but he looked at the dishes on the table with salivation: "I admire your cooking skills. Since you have decided to treat yourself better, why not Would it be nice to me even together? Anyway, you have to cook, so can I stay and eat together at noon?"

It's a pity that Ji Lin's ruthless and unrighteous greeted him: "No."

"why?!"

"Because I am a lawyer and not a chef, I don't cook for others." Ji Lin gave Rong Sheng a cold look. "Also, what are you coming over today?" He glanced at his watch, "I will have something in a quarter of an hour. Conference calls."

This was an implicit eviction order, but Rong Sheng didn’t care at all. When he mentioned what he had come over today, he complained: "Hey, don’t mention it, I was just taken by my parents to go on a blind date. It’s too miserable. For the first time, the woman told me that she wanted to go to Tahiti for her honeymoon and go to Bali for a wedding. The diamond ring needs Tiffany, which must be more than one carat. After the marriage, she decided to spend her husband and child at home without going to work. I plan to have two children. I have already thought about where the children’s school district room is going to be bought. I was still very enthusiastic about me, as if I was going to swallow me... I was so scared that I rushed to think of a reason and left."

Rong Sheng was really distressed today, but he also found that Ji Lin today was obviously a little absent-minded in telling himself, but Rong Sheng himself was depressed enough that he thought that Ji Lin was about work-ridden, so he didn’t care. He was the only one. Enthusiastically telling his tragic experience--

"It happens that the girl's dad and my dad are good brothers who worship the handle. I still can't refuse directly like other blind date partners. Now my strategy is to deal with it coldly. Never take the initiative to date each other, and the other party will not ask me out. Wait After a week or two, if she won’t give up, I will claim that I suddenly fell in love at first sight and quickly had a girlfriend, and then took my girlfriend and my parents to have a meal..."

When Rong Sheng said this, the absent-minded Ji Lin finally raised his head and gave him a look: "Where are you going to quickly find a girlfriend in a week or two?"

"Good question!" Rong Sheng blinked, "I decided to find a fake one, take a few more photos and post some photos of love and affection that are visible only to the other party, and if necessary, take it out to attend the party at my house and give money. That's it!"

"Even if you find a fake, to convince your parents, first, you need to have a legitimate career, and your social status must not be too low; second, this career must have an intersection with you, which can reasonably explain your encounter; third, It’s better to have a beautiful body, otherwise you can’t explain love at first sight; fourth, most importantly, the temperament is good. There are many beautiful women, but there are very few beautiful but good-tempered women. If your parents want to meet, this person still needs Talking, high emotional intelligence, able to cope with all kinds of questions from your dad..."

Just as Ji Lin was about to coldly hum "Where are you going to find", Rong Sheng interrupted him——

"I have already thought of a person! All fit!"

Ji Lin was not interested in this at all. He frowned, glanced at his closed bedroom door without a trace, then looked at his watch, and began to hint: "Rong Sheng, my conference call will be coming soon. it has started."

It's a pity that Rong Sheng wasn't moved at all, his eyes beamed and he took the topic of his own just now——

"Bai Duanduan! She meets all of them!"

Ji Lin was stunned, and then calmly said: "Then she is willing to give you a fake girlfriend at will for a few dollars, regardless of her reputation."

"Absolutely!" Rong Sheng said, happier, "I've inquired, since she came to our institute, she has already pretended to be girlfriends for three single male colleagues in the institute! The price is clearly marked! Five hundred yuan per hour! 20% off the friendly price! Last time Yang Fan was dumped by a blind-daughter who worshipped money, saying that he could not find a girlfriend of his level in his life. It was a toad who wanted to eat swan meat, so Yang Fan asked him. Bai Duanduan, crushed the audience! The blind date girl’s nose was crooked; and Yu Chao was told by his relatives that he could not find a partner. As a result, he took Bai Duanduan at the last relatives gathering, and there has been no gossip since then. Now, it’s said that his shameless big cousin actually wanted to pry and hook Bai Duanduan to pry the corner while he was away..."

"..."

For some reason, Rong Sheng always felt that Ji Lin's face seemed to get worse and worse. He glanced at Rong Sheng, "I think your plan is not very good."

"why?"

"Because Bai Duanduan is in the legal circle, she will definitely solve it internally in the future. Find someone in the legal circle. Those idiots who don't know the truth on LAWXOXO will be heard again. Bai Duanduan kicks you and finds some individual Although it’s not true, it’s not true, but if you spread it like this, you will lose face in the legal circle. Everyone will look down and look up. It seems that you are inferior to other men.” At this point, Ji Lin looked at it. Rong Sheng glanced at him, "You know, it hurts self-esteem for men."

Rong Sheng was completely driven away by Ji Lin’s logic for a while. He didn’t even think of asking why Bai Duanduan would definitely find an internal solution in the legal circle. He only felt that Ji Lin’s words were too reasonable. Who said Ji Lin? Are you indifferent to yourself?The only person he loves is himself. Look, he who never releases customer pigeons, obviously it’s time for the conference call, but because of his distress, he didn’t drive himself away at all, and even thoughtfully helped himself analyze the pros and cons. Come.

What is friendship?This is friendship!

Rong Sheng immediately shook Ji Lin's hand: "Thank you brother! In the end, you still think far-reaching! But if you don't want to find Bai Duanduan, who should I call?! I really can't think of anyone. I think about it. I still have to find her."

Ji Lin said blankly: "I don't need her. I have another candidate."

"Who?"

"I." Ji Lin said calmly, "You take me and tell your parents that you have been very upset recently, and you suddenly don't feel anymore about women, but I seem to think that I am the best, no Knowing what's wrong with me, I feel a little confused."

Rong Sheng:???

"This way your dad will understand. Don't worry about your family ugliness. Not only will he not say it, but he will also help you to find a decent reason to reject the daughter who worships the brother's brother. In addition, it also prevents him from continuing to toss you with other things. The possibility of a blind date is afraid of stimulating you to run to another camp completely. It will give you enough space for you to think about your return to the right path. Finally, because of this kind of preparation, you will bring girlfriends from any background in the future. When you go home, your dad won't object, as long as he is a woman and alive, he can laugh from ear to ear."

???

It sounds weird, but there is a bit of truth?

Ji Lin added another shot: "I'm usually very busy, but I won't charge you for this kind of thing, because when you are a brother, I help give you advice."

Ji Lin was willing to help himself without any charge!This is a great kindness!So, what else can I hesitate?Rong Sheng immediately looked at Ji Lin affectionately, and decided to cherish this friendship!

"Okay, now my conference call really has to start, you go."

"Got it! Thank you brother!"

Just as Ji Lin finished dealing with Rong Sheng, it happened that the phone really rang. He was a customer. He signaled to Rong Sheng and turned to the study to pick up the phone.

Rong Sheng was standing at the door and preparing to leave with shoes on, but suddenly remembered that he had borrowed a book to Ji Lin last time, and I wanted to come back after I had nothing to do this afternoon. According to his knowledge of Ji Lin, his book They are usually placed at the head of the bedroom.Rong Sheng called Ji Lin, but the other party apparently didn't hear him. He thought about it, and Ji Lin was so familiar with him. Usually he occasionally went to Ji Lin's bedroom to take a nap, and he went in to get a book. Take a moment.

Rong Sheng just opened Ji Lin's bedroom door, and...

Then he looked at each other with Bai Duan Duan in the door.

Almost subconsciously, Rong Sheng immediately apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I went wrong!" Then he left the room and closed the door quickly.

After a second, he finally realized—

"Ji Lin!!! You fucking explain to me!!! Why is Bai Duanduan in your room?!"

Now I understand it!Fuck the friendship!Fuck brother!

Rong Sheng finally uttered a qualified Dafang line in grief and anger: "It turns out that you got together with Bai Duanduan behind my back! Ji Lin, you fooled me so hard!"

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Reader's witty words [small theater]

Ji Lin, male, hobby: making money and cursing Lin Hui, cooking, washing dishes and raising tigers.

Reader JinJin's [Small Theater]

Ji Lin: Doctor, will you see me getting the doctor back?

Doctor: The poison has penetrated under the skin and flesh, and it will soon be dying. The poison is too strong, I am afraid it will be impossible to recover.

Ji Lin: Is there any way to delay the onset of toxicity?I haven't got the limited bag for the next season that my mother wants.

Doctor: I have a medicine here that can delay the onset of toxicity, but the side effects during the course of treatment will make the patient feel very uncomfortable and even doubt life.

Ji Lin: What is it?

Doctor: The name of the medicine is "Lin Hui's ex-girlfriend", please consider it.

Reader Yuehui's [Small Theater]

Before Jipar saw the case: We won’t accept this kind of case

After: please let me join!I will cook you breakfast for a month!

Before breakfast: I don’t want to get up early

After: I beg you to let me eat!

Before Jipar saw the end of the game: I will not reimburse you

After: Please let me watch you eat!

Reader DanshengG’s [Small Theater]

At the beginning

Ji Lin "No way, impossible"

later

Ji Lin "Man is in power, depends on culinary skills"

[Because the three-dimensional thing is more haggard in the past two days, the update is a little shorter. When I adjust my mood tonight, hurry up and return to the big fat chapter as soon as possible, bow]