A Monster Hunter Born of Capitalism

If you turn on the Hunter channel, you'll always run like the wind, and there 'll always be nothing left to do but talk about strange noises. We must go to hell to meet these demons. Hell is the afterlife, as you all know. I can't go unless it's a messy way.

But Yooseong has a very good mobile shuttle. There is a fairy that trades with many dimensions and knows many dimensional coordinates.

“Titania! Give me the coordinates to hell now!" ”

“F, hell? Hell is full of demons with horns? ”

“Yes, the hell with the 24 o'clock sulfur kiln. ”

“Hell can't happen! I don't know what's gonna happen when I connect you to the portal! ”

Titania frowned and refused.

“You ungrateful bastard! I forgot who made you queen! ”

“But you can't go to hell! How evil and scary are the demons of hell! ”

Titania trembles in the pain of the meteor. Then Vivian, who was next to him, stepped in.

“What nonsense are you asking? Hell!”

“Well, get out of it, it has nothing to do with you. ”

“I'm sorry, but I'm a royal treasurer. Didn't you? I thought I could help Titania. So I'm working hard. ”

Titania's immediate ascension to the throne was to appoint the newlyweds' lottery and Vivian as their reconciliation. Vivian is both a loyal shaman and a true king. With the help of these two, Titania was gradually learning about her king's duties.

“Even if Titania is queen, you cannot decide such a big thing independently. ”

Obviously Vivian's power was great as the Chancellor was the head of all bureaucrats.

“Hehe.”

I never thought my words would be a stumbling block. I should have just told you to live quietly in plain sight.

“Let's hear why. Why the hell do you want to go to hell? ”

“For a smooth supply of labor. ”

“Smooth what? ”

“Labor supply. ”

“Supplying labor from hell. I don't understand what you're talking about. ”

I didn't even want to understand. I couldn't understand why Yooseong would bite so long and stretch what would end well if I just made a small door.

“This is all about saving the world. ”

“I think they're trying to destroy it. ”

“Excuse me. You can't just open one portal and tackle it. I'm a very busy mob. ”

I asked him to do that, but Vivian was stubborn. She didn't trust him.

“No. ”

“Open it.”

“I would have said no. ”

“You just have to open it up a little so I can get in there alone. ”

“I said no! How many times have I told you? ”

“Ah! Let me in! ”

Titania shouted a few loud noises between the meteors and Vivian.

“Stop it, both of you! ”

The field is quiet. Meteor and Vivian stare at Titania.

“Vivian will be out of your hair for a moment, I'll decide. ”

“But Titania……. ”

“Please.”

“Ahh... ”

Vivian sighs and turns her head. Vivian walked out and threw a warning to him.

“Please don't just harm the fairy system. ”

“I've got a lot of hell to deal with, so I'll be fine. ”

As Vivian stepped out, Titania carefully asked him.

“Yooseong... You're really... you're okay, right? You didn't just sell your soul to the devil and bring hundreds of thousands of demons here, did you? ”

“Do you think I would sell my soul to the devil? ”

“I think so, as long as I get hit by resita. ”

“You've become more judgmental as a king. ”

Titania pulls a thick book out of the library and drops it.

“What's that book? ”

“Coordinates of all the dimensions that we've come into contact with in our fairy system so far. Only the Fairy King can read it. ”

“Oh.”

La-la-la-lak!

Titania grabs her hand and the coordinate book pops into the air by itself. The page began to move at a rapid rate.

“Yooseong, what the hell are you looking for? ”

“What the hell are you looking for? What kind of hell is there? ”

“There's a lot of them. Hell of Buddhism, Hell of Islam, Hell of Christianity. There are a lot of numbers in hell. Oh, there's Erebos and Tartaros in Greece, Helheim in Northern Europe. What hell are you going to do? ”

I never thought the day would come when I'd have to decide which hell to go to. I thought about what kind of hell he would go to.

If it's hell, it's the Christian side of Satan. ’

Yooseong chose Christian hell.

“Ugh... You picked the worst spot. All the other hells are still managed there... ”

“Huh. Don't be silly. Open the portal. ”

Whoo-hoo!

Titania connects Hell to the portal. Unlike the portals that used to have blue lights, the portal connected to hell was red and spiky like blood. It was a portal with a dark and sinister feeling.

“Oh, and be prepared to use the points you've saved. I have work to do. ”

“The points you have saved are the points you have saved? ”

“No, you got points for selling items to hunters. ”

“Yes? You're really going to use it? ”

“You're the king. And this is all about saving the world, so be prepared. ”

Su-wook!

Yooseong hurled himself into a portal to hell.

* * *

“Is this hell? You don't look like you think you do. ”

I usually think of Hell as a place where sinners would roast freely in a hot inferno and become barbecued with Jamaican pitchforks, or run around with demons and hohovering around the lake. But the real image of Hell was a contemporary city with skyscrapers spread all over it.

“What the hell. Are you here for something unusual? ”

Curiosity arose, but there was no one around to solve the rising curiosity. Yooseong decided to move towards that city first.

Welcome to Gehenna!

Twenty minutes on foot. A huge sign appeared in front of his eyes. The city was named Gehenna.

As I walked into Gehenna, I could not help but see the miserable sights in front of my eyes. It was not the appearance of humans suffering from demons. The dried-up devils of hell sit beggardly on the pavement, holding out their vessels and flirting.

“Teacher there. Give me a dime. ”

“Mercy……. ”

The word "mercy" came out of the mouth of the demons.

Something went wrong, but I felt it was going terribly wrong.

What the hell happened to you? ’

As you get inside the city, the number of demons that look like vagrants grows. The more I became curious.

There was only one place in the city that the vagrants could not see. It was Satan's castle where Satan dwells. There were no vagrants in Satan's castle. And there were no other demons. There were no porters guarding the castle, or guards guarding the castle.

“Is this really Satan's castle? ”

Satan is the Devil's manifestation of evil and the Devil responsible for anger in the seven deadly sins. Satan, who is of great standing to be called one of the kings of hell, was indeed Satan, and it was strange that the castle was so sluggish.

The inside was as sluggish as the outside. The interior of Satan's castle was empty enough to be called the Castle of Ghosts and slit.

Buzz, buzz, buzz!

All I heard in the empty castle was the footsteps of Yooseong. Yooseong, who was wandering around the inside of the castle, stopped in front of the biggest, fanciest door in the castle. All the other rooms were empty, so if there was a demon, it would be in here.

Yuck! Yuck!

Yooseong opened the door. What it looks like…….

Ta-da!

“Ahhhh!”

It was the image of Satan howling and pounding hard on the keyboard.

Is that Satan? ’

Satan seemed to have taken the image of the white people as they knew it. Twisted churning, greasy hair that I don't know when I washed, and garbage on the floor. The majesty or wickedness of the Demon King was washed and searched, but could not be found.

“Oh! Oh! You!”

Satan, who had discovered the meteor, approached with a bright smile.

“Hey! Nice to meet you! I was worried Odin wouldn't turn it on these days, but he's alive! ”

“Eh……. Yes, nice to meet you. ”

“What a courtesy to the devil. I'm not a spineless angel. Make yourself comfortable. ”

Satan was friendly with Yooseong like an egg friend I had met for a long time. Yooseong was embarrassed at first, but he got used to Satan's speech.

* * *

“So this is what hell looks like because the demons lost their jobs? ”

“Yes, the greatest crisis since the birth of Hell. ”

“Demons are losing their jobs? Does this make any sense? ”

It was unbelievable. What could the demons possibly do to lose their jobs?

“This is all because of you humans. ”

“Because of humans? ”

“Yes, because you humans have committed more evil than any of our demons. No blood, no tears. Would you like to take a look? ”

Satan rotates the monitor on his desk towards the meteor and plays back the video.

Oh, give me 5,000 won... It's just...

Son, a mother is a person. A person. Now that you're out, let's get to work... It's been over a decade. Please leave.

Ah! Never mind! Give me 5,000 won!

The monitor was regenerating the image of a man who had been unfaithful without remorse.

“Ah……. This is a bit... ”

“Amazing, isn't it? But this is a taste. ”

Many human beings have flowed from the monitor since the fall. They were all so trashy that they couldn't keep their mouths shut. Yooseong couldn't say anything because they were shocking enough to not even come out.

“See? Once upon a time. Our demons seduced and corrupted Humans before committing evil. Even Satan worshippers who worshipped me seduced people faithfully and preached evil. Hey, I miss that. I called all of them, and I made bacon and cabbage soup and oatmeal myself. ”

Thinking back to that time, Satan stole tears from the back of his hand, whether his heart was frowning or not.

“But now demons like us have done nothing, and they do that. It's our job to corrupt Humans, but we don't have to do anything because we're born corrupt and do things like that. ”

“That's why we have a huge unemployment problem. ”

“Yes…… and all the circus and daemons who worked in my castle returned home. They've been with each other since hell was made, but my heart ached. ”

“Ahh... Ahh... ”

Satan was a truly human demon, full of love and affection.