A Monster Hunter Born of Capitalism

“We demons can no longer defeat the evils of men. ”

Satan sighs and snorts a cigarette.

“I, Lucifer, and seven other demons have nothing to do now but spend time with nothing. Oh, but Queen of the Circus, Lilith, she was worth it. Rural businesses continue to exist despite times. Rural women continue to exist. If I'd known this, I would've trained circus people. ”

Satan burns cigarettes, regretting the days of the past when he laughed at her.

“The demons will do anything they can to be divine. Some kids can withstand the size of the shrine, but some of them are almost extinct after they run out. Phew, why did we become like this...... ”

“Do whatever it takes to be divine? Are you sure about that?”

“It's a matter of life, I'm sure. ”

I can't believe hell is in such a desperate situation. It was the best. We can do anything if we're stuck in desperate situations, people, animals. Rats in distress can run away with their fingers bitten. If they are in extreme situations, even a woman in distress exerts super-strength. Any demon in this desperate situation can do anything.

“I've been looking for your demons. ”

Yooseong raised his mouth and looked at Satan. Satan somehow feels his back cooler.

* * *

“So you're going to hire the demons of Hell as employees? ”

“Yes, if there's a demon you want, every last one of them is gone. ”

“Do you know how many demons are in hell? You don't have the power to handle it. Are you an Intermediate Spirit...? No, is this the best time? What? There's a huge pile of mystical power inside you. ”

Satan looked at his body and said.

“Did you kill a god somewhere? ”

“Uh, Odin. ”

“Odin? Huh, I never thought the day would come when that old man would start looking. He was the inspiration who was stuck in Asgard gathering only the Einherjar shark spears. She had dementia, she had dementia, she had a bad temper, she died well. ”

Satan also begins to speak ill of Odin.

“Odin is a goddess, so I'm sure he has a lot of powers, but it won't be easy to pay off all the demons in hell. ”

“You don't have to worry about that. My support fairy is the king of the fairy kingdom. ”

“King? Your support fairy? I thought your support fairy was a little dim. ”

“There have been many things, but now I am king. Points will be replenished with points accumulated by the fairy kingdom. ”

“The points collected by the fairy kingdom...... Those fairies should be able to do it. They have so many points in mind. ”

Satan nods slowly, listening to the story with his hands on his chin.

“But what do you want me to do? Humans won't be able to do anything bad if they're on top of it. ”

“Don't worry, I won't let you do that. I need the power of demons. Physical strength.”

Yooseong also explained to Satan about the dimensions of water and the creator.

“You want to take on dimensions? Why the hell are you doing that? It's just another dimension, that's all. ”

“I'm doing this for a reason. And your demons will suffer the end of the world. ”

“That's right. Creator...... It'll be easier when the invasion starts later. ”

“What's convenient? ”

“There will be a lot of negative emotions, so our demons won't count. ”

But the devil was the devil, and in the meantime, he was a premeditator of that.

“Your demons travel through dimensions by my command and capture dimensions. I will pay points based on my performance. Your demons won't be complaining either, as you can change the point to mysticism. ”

“I'll pay you in points... It's a hassle, but I think it'll be fine. ”

“And your demons can get items and use them as points. If the Devil gets hurt, you'll have to use potions. You'll need weapons and armor, right? I'll tell the fairies so the demons can use the store too, so if you need anything, you can pay for it and use it. ”

“Never thought the fairies would sell items to our demons. What a surprise. It's a long life ahead of us. ”

Queek!

Satan leans to his feet. And I took my phone out of my arms.

What, now even a cell phone? ’

First the skyscrapers, then the computers, now the cell phones. How advanced is the technology of hell? I was a little scared.

“Uh, Lucifer? We're alive. Gather all the children under you and come to Gehenna. Call the other kids. Lyris? Don't tell him. Circubus kids are so good at seduction, they're useless now. Uh, yeah. Put her on the phone. ”

Chit

Satan has ended the call.

“Wait a little longer, and Lucifer will gather the other demons. Until then, let's just eat and get some rest. Do you hate soup? ”

“There's nothing to hide from the food. ”

“Then I'll make it for you. Oh, any questions about hell? ”

“The phone and computer I used earlier. How the hell did you build those skyscrapers? Did you make it from what's on Earth? ”

“Oh, that? ”

Satan looked at him as if he was asking something like that.

“Are there atheists on Earth? with those scientists.”

“Yes.”

“They don't believe in God. You know, the Holy Father who speaks in the church. ”

“No way…. ”

“Yes, they all went to hell because they didn't believe in their Holy Father. They made me feel so much more comfortable here. They're really smart kids. You build a power plant or something out of hellfire, but you build state-of-the-art devices like computers and cell phones. I've changed my lifestyle around here. Oh, there are a lot of philosopher kids and thinkers here who don't believe in God. ”

Every time I went to a nearby railway station or a crowded town, I heard that Jesus was a blasphemy in the kingdom of heaven, but I didn't know if it was real. However, the word 'Infidel' changed hell.

Inflammatory power plants that are endless sources of energy, incessant circular sisters, advanced scientific cities saved by fallen scientists, and a multitude of philosophers and thinkers. I don't know what heaven looks like, but I honestly thought hell would be easier to live in.

“Where do I fall when I die? ”

“You are the conquest of hell. Normally, humans who fall into hell are either thrown into the fires of hell or thrown into the ninth floor of hell as a source of energy to sustain hell, with the exception of you. There are a few Demon spots available. I'll be good to you when you come.”

Even post-mortem welfare is perfect. There was no blemish.

‘This is heaven. ’

Hail to hell.

* * *

By the time Satan had finished his hand-made bacon soup, Lucifer had gathered the demons and arrived in Gehenna. The demons are crowded in front of Satan's castle. Yooseong stood on the balcony and began to talk to the demons.

“Greetings, Demons of Hell. I heard that all the demons have lost their jobs these days, making hell a hard place to live. ”

Yooseong started talking with a typical greeting. The demons revolted by throwing stones and garbage at him.

“We didn't come all this way to hear that! ”

“You said you'd give me a job! ”

“My daughter is starving in my house! ”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, everybody. ”

He felt a little bad, but Yooseong continued to calm down the demons.

“I'll give you a job. For everyone here. ”

The demons cheered fearfully at the end of his story.

“You'll give me a job? ”

“You're giving away your powers, right? ”

“What happened! Just say the word! No... I'll do whatever you say! ”

There was also a demon who began to speak respectfully. In a word, his attitude changed like the palm of my hand, so I felt how Yooseong felt.

“I did, didn't I? I'll do anything if you give me a job. I'll take it from here. ”

Satan bit the meteor backwards and walked forward. Satan seduces the demons, showing off his fancy horse skills, and many demons have fallen for Satan's horse skills. These days, he can't see the light because he's been pushed by human swindlers, but he's been corrupting many people for years. It wasn't just that level that I was supposed to kick out.

“Do you believe it!”

“I believe you!”

Seeing the demons chanting a phrase that seems to be familiar, Satan turns away.

“We're all set. ”

Now the slaves, or workers, are ready to work together. When the workers were set up, Yooseong went back to the fairy system. And I explained to Titania step-by-step what happened in hell.

As the story of the meteor continued, Titania's face was turning white like a blank page. The cold sweat fell on my face like it was raining.

“Okay? Now that we're done talking, let's open up a store for the demons and make some... points for our performance... huh? Titania? Wake up!”

I haven't had a proper relationship with the Devil since the fairy kingdom opened. It was because the demons were so ferocious and wicked that they deceived others into eating. Many fairy kings have shunned the Devil and have not had the slightest interaction.

And all of a sudden, you're dealing with a demon? And I will pay you points based on your performance. This shocking and surprising fact forced Titania to lose her mind.

“Is this a stunning story? ”

* * *

It wasn't until later that Vivian came that I realized that Yooseong had done quite a big thing.

“Oh, my... Dealing with demons?" How are you going to fix it if you make a deal with an angel go wrong? Do you know how many items angels supply to the Point Shop? ”

“The world could go to shit, and this is how we make deals? So the angels are very small. I risked my life to save as many people as I could right now and faced those monstrous demons. Isn't that a little harsh? ”

“Zeus told me about the Creator. But no matter how sudden the deal with the devil is, ”

“Do you have any idea how terrifying these demons are? Do you know how many demons stood in my way while Satan hunted and skinned men alive in front of me and went to Satan's castle? I risked my life for you. And the deal with the Devil isn't just a loss, is it? The demons will need a variety of tools to take on the dimension, and if you buy them in the store, the points will go straight to the fairy. You can sell things that the demons sell at the store. No brokerage fees, no VAT. How good?”

“Anything else pays as much points as the performance of killing dimensional enemies. What are you gonna do with this part? ”

“Think of it as an investment. Invest. Do you know how terrible hell is right now? The bloodthirsty demons were trying to attack another dimension and turn it into a bloodbath. Besides, it's not like the dimensions are enjoying it, right? Demons will buy items all the time. So it could be spending more on that side than on this side. ”

Everything you said to Vivian is a lie. However, the image of the Devil that the fairies remember seems so bad that it worked.

“Excellent. I can't pick up the water that's already been spilled. We need to make a plan so that our side can avoid damages. Ah, thanks to you, the state is busy. We have to go to heaven and comfort the angels. ”

Within a year of the new king's reign, a terrible thing exploded. After the new queen's ascension, a fairy system was having a bit of a relaxing day, but a huge fire broke out called the Devil. The fairy system starts to rush back.