Ancestral local tyrant system

"Hurry up, the live broadcast will begin soon!"

"This is the first time a joint military exercise has been organized by all major powers in the world, and it must not be missed!"

"The whole school notified that in order to feel the strength of my country's national defense, all teachers and students will organize to watch the live broadcast of the joint military exercise today, and each will submit an opinion tomorrow."

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Regarding this joint military exercise, overwhelming propaganda is being carried out all over the world, especially China, because it pays special attention to patriotic education, this kind of live broadcast showing the strength of the country, no one wants to miss it.

Almost all TV stations and online platforms have carried out broadcasts. Of course, the most lively places are those international platforms. People in every country are dissatisfied with each other, and there is a strong smell of gunpowder before the start of the military exercise.

"We, the United States, are the most powerful country in the world. The F33 fighter jet we developed is definitely the overlord of the air. This time our country is the protagonist of the military exercise!"

"Fart, do you think that only the United States has developed the fifth-generation fighter? Our academician Fang Jueyu of China has developed the fifth-generation fighter long ago. This time it is an eye-opener for you."

"Hahaha, Chinese people, Americans, you are all too naive, no matter how strong your country is, it is only a country. According to the information disclosed, the Federation has developed the most advanced new type of fighter, this time it is this type of fighter. For the first time, your F33 and J30 are nothing in front of this new type of fighter!"

"Huh, you guys, have we put the sun in our eyes? Our country has also developed the most advanced fighter jets and destroyers, and the technology of nuclear submarines has also been greatly improved, and you will soon see it."

"You shameless people, the design drawings of those advanced weapons were created by our Korean Empire. Your people have stolen our design creativity and technological crystallization. I hope you will return the stolen materials immediately, and more According to our historical records, the ancestral home of Chinese Academician Fang Jueyu belongs to our Korean Empire, and he is ours!"

"Fart, all belong to your country, and the whole universe belongs to your country, right?"

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The official military exercise did not start until half past nine, but less than eight o'clock, fierce quarrels began on the Internet, especially those large international network platforms, and netizens who have almost gone over the wall have contributed, wherever there are people. There must be Chinese people.

"Have you heard that this time, a very young general is in charge of the military exercise, and this time the weapons and equipment are also designed by him!"

"Really? Who the hell is it? Has China developed the sixth-generation fighter? This is too fast? Isn't the fifth-generation fighter only coming out last year?"

"I don’t know, the news blockade is very dead. The son of a friend of my father’s is in the flying unit. I heard that they selected 100 people to fly the most advanced fighter jets some time ago. He has not come back yet. Very secret thing."

"My God, is it going to be a blockbuster today? It's so exciting!"

"It started, the live broadcast started!" When everyone was talking about it, the screen was switched to a large conference room. This time there are 32 countries participating in the military exercise and the federal government, and all countries are responsible. The generals of this military exercise are all sitting in this conference room.

"This is General Split from the United States!" The narrator introduced the characters that appeared on the camera.

"I know this man. He is a wolf killer. When he was young, he was a pilot of the U.S. Air Force. He shot down dozens of enemy planes in his life and made great achievements!

"This one is General Wolf of Tsarist Russia!"

"I also know about this. There is a very popular video on the Internet. A man walks a black bear on the street. He seems to be this person!"

"Tsk tusk tusk... deserves to be a fighting nation, people walk the dog, he walks the bear..."

"This one is Iranian General Berkeley!"

"Hahaha, I know this, he offered a $80 million reward for someone to assassinate the President of the United States!"

"Brothers, I want to talk to you about a business worth 80 million yuan, do you want to go together?"

"Iran has recruited part-time workers during the winter vacation. The death squad members have a monthly salary of 5 million. As long as you do not die in a month, you will be a house!"

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China’s netizens can be called per capita jokes, almost every general can say all kinds of stalks in their mouths, and the barrage is full of 6666 screens.

"The next thing I want to introduce is our general in charge of this military exercise in China, Lieutenant General Fang Jueyu. General Fang is our youngest general in China. He..."

"Hahahaha, how come you have the same name as the dean!" Many netizens immediately ridiculed when they heard such a name, but when the screen cut to Fang Jueyu's face in military uniform, the netizens became petrified again.

"Fuck! This Nima is not the same name, it's really him! Why is it the dean again? Wife, come and see!"

"I'm lost! Didn't the dean just finish participating in the Grammys? He said he wants to develop in the sports world. How did he come to the military? He became a general?"

"This...this is not the dean's sideline again, is it? How much sideline does he have?"

"President, why are you wearing elegant clothes?"

"Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling? According to the dean's previous style of doing things, I think people from other countries are going to be unlucky this time..."

"I feel the same way. As long as there is a chance to show off, the dean will definitely have a showy operation. I think today's military exercise must be very exciting."

For China’s netizens, although this still left them stunned, this person was Fang Jueyu. They were surprised and calmed down after a while. This was normal operation.

Only in the eyes of those foreign friends, this has become an incomprehensible thing.

"Who is this? How could China have such a young general?"

"Isn't he the richest man in the world? How could he become Huaxia's general? Is it possible that Huaxia's military rank can be bought for money? Did he build 100 fighters for China?"

"It's ridiculous. Huaxia actually let an entrepreneur be a general. It seems that they can't produce any decent troops."

"Hey, they are very pitiful too!" Seeing these comments, China's netizens did not breathe fragrance, but began to worry about them.

"These poor guys don't yet know who they met."

"You can't understand the dean's financial resources at all. If he spends money on scientific research, the things he researched will definitely scare you to death."

"Foreign friends, I suggest you turn off the live broadcast directly. What should you do? We are all afraid if the dean gets upset in a while!"

"I heard that the dean's scientific research team has developed the latest weapons and equipment. Looking at his expression, I think you are finished."

"Be confident upstairs, and remove the words'I think'!"

The 32 generals were introduced one by one, but the rhythm of the barrage still stayed on Fang Jueyu's body, and most people's eyes stayed on him in the entire conference room.

Those generals have all experienced the baptism of war, and they can only have their current status if they have established outstanding military exploits. How can a young man in his early twenties, He De, be able to give pointers here with them?

"Everyone, it's almost time, why don't we start!" General Olof of the Federation said...