Arafoo Otoko no Isekai Tsuuhan Seikatsu

I am crossing the border to the Empire.

Just like me, to find someone who seems to have moved into this world.

I've been netting in guilds and markets without looking for anything, but I was lucky enough to get in touch with a Wesen woman who seems to know him.

The Empire's "Dragon Killer" appears to be named Akira.

When I asked for the name, it was obviously Japanese. I forgot to ask if it was just a man or a woman.

It seems that the Imperial Mage has been transferred from Japan like me. And he is said to be a unique (unique) wizard who makes a lot of mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise? Is that true?

Well, I can tell if it's true or not...

--Wake up in the morning in a small inn. I stayed overnight so I greeted the General and went to the guild.

He puts out his stool in front of the guild's entrance and sits there eating breakfast.

I bought bread and milk at Shangri-La - and a calorie bar.

As I was eating bananas for dessert, the beast woman I met yesterday came.

"Good morning! Did you show me your letter?

"Good morning. I showed it to Akira. I was amazed. Akira said she wanted to see you."

"Well then, let me see you!

She says he's outside the city - the border walls run north and south, so it's a house by the south wall.

"I wonder if that's a good distance...."

There is.

She says she'll carry me when I'm wondering if I'll even get a motorcycle.

I have been carried by Murray, and I think the Beast will be fine with that.

"Are you sure?

Nice. Akira wants to see you soon. "

Now, let me sweeten your words.

When she carried me, she began to run south at a fierce speed.

"Ohhhhhh! Wouldn't it be better if you took it slower?

It's gonna be okay like this.

No, but motorcycles don't run around the city that fast.

Besides, it runs at considerable speed while sewing up crowds. This can't be imitated by a motorcycle.

"Excuse me, is this a guy named Akira? Is she a woman?"

It's a man.

Is it a man?

And after about five minutes of disease, the house gradually became neglected, and the grass increased the wasteland of Bobo.

You can see the house where the narrow road is slowly curved to the right. A small wooden house on the border wall.

As the princess told me before - the border wall seems to continue into the woods far from here.

"Achilles! We've got customers!

A man came out of the house to respond to the voice of the beast woman. Black top and bottom, short black head with prominent Fuji forehead.

But I saw the Japanese essay. Maybe he's close to me.

Are black clothes Empire uniforms? The Empire officials wore similar clothes.

"Ooh! Are you really Japanese?!

The man screamed when he saw me coming down from the back of the Beast.

"Oh, Japanese."

"I didn't expect to see Japanese people in such a different world!

"Me too, I've heard rumors before, but on my way to Sovana, I heard that the Dragon Killer was in town."

"Ha, is that a dragon killer - yes, but - well! Come on, get in! Nothing, though."

I don't feel hostile to men. I can only seem really happy to meet the Japanese.

I don't suspect anything else.

Inside the house, you can see the slab floor, the slab wall, and the attic, not the ceiling.

There is nothing but two beds and a small chest with luggage on the floor. There are pots and dishes in the kitchen.

It really feels like a temporary residence. And there was another woman in the house with blonde hair in ponytail.

A blouse with black frills is wearing an indigo long skirt and a golden sword.

He's a trained body, so he's probably a warrior or a knight. He is staring sharply at us.

Maybe he thinks I'm an assassin or something.

Guided by a man, he sat at a square table in the middle of the room.

"Let me introduce you again, Kenichi. I have a last name, but here, it's just a name."

"Me too, Akira."

But when I visited someone's house, I noticed that it wasn't easy.

"Speaking of which, you didn't have any souvenirs. I'm sorry. Is there anything you want from the old world?

In the meantime, I bought a drink from Shangri-La containing 24 Cokes - 2,000 yen.

The cardboard falls on the table.

"Coke?

"That's right. It's not cold."

"Don't you have any beer?

"Yes, I do, but I don't drink."

A six-piece bottle of EO sugar beer fell - 1,200 yen.

Akira looked incredible when she saw it. I guess so.

"Oops! Isn't that Jesus!? What the hell is this? How the hell did you..."

"It's my magic. Can create some of the original worlds. And the item BOX to put it in."

I'll keep Shangri-La a secret.

"What the hell! What a handy cheat!

"Well, I don't know what to say, but it's quite convenient."

"I'm a mayonnaise! Mayonnaise! Isn't that a turtle?

I also wanted to ask about it. What kind of mayonnaise cheese is that?

"Is it true you can make mayonnaise?

"Oh, is there anything in there?

I removed the cup from the item BOX.

Then Akira filled the cup with something yellow from her index finger.

I peek into the cup.

"That's exactly the color."

Then I put my finger in and licked it.

"It's mayonnaise...."

"And this is what we can do - separation!

Along with Akira's words, mayonnaise turned into a brown liquid and something precipitated to the bottom.

"Is this... oil?

"Yes, I've earned a lot of money. Oil is expensive in this world."

The ingredients of mayonnaise are vinegar, eggs and oil. They must have been separated and returned to oil.

There is a reservoir of starch under the oil, but this is thought to be the ingredient of egg and vinegar.

But mayonnaise is mostly an oil component. It is decided to get fat after eating such a thing.

"How much can you give me?

"Pretty good. Yes, I think it's possible to fill a big pool."

"No, that's quite a cheat, isn't it? It's a walking oilfield.

"Yes, since the emperor found out about this ability, I've been making quite a bit of oil to make money."

"Did they take the dragon that was slaughtered?

When I heard the words, Akira's complexion changed.

"That's right! Son of a bitch! That cold-blooded woman! You're messing with me!

Judging from the words, it seems that Akira is dissatisfied with the Emperor.

The Emperor's bad words are lined up - but I don't care about his magic.

"Do you need any consideration to serve mayonnaise?

"Nothing in particular. Where's Kenchi?

"I'll pay for the gold and the gold."

"That sounds pretty tough...."

I guess I had a little trouble at first.

It seems that Akira also ran a powder shop made with mayonnaise.

"Powder, okonomiyaki?

"Yes! Even in the former world, okonomiyaki was popular with outsiders, right? I thought I'd take it."

"Did you sell it?

"It's sold so well."

It seems to be selling too much and the store has stopped turning by itself. So they hired two naive people to live together.

That was the most fun time.

--And Akira thinned her eyes as she remembered.

They also thought about takoyaki, but they abandoned it because something similar to an octopus didn't come into their hands.

What if it looks like an octopus, slime? Slime baking?

It seems a little delicious, but am I unusual?

"How long have you been in this world?

"That's right - it's been about two years..."

"I'm about seven to eight months old."

Since this world is the 28th of a month, it lasts until the 13th.

"Yes! Kenichi! Do you have any aluminum?

"Aluminum? In this world, aluminum can be used as a magic catalyst...?

"Of course, I know. I used a yen coin that was in my pocket when I transferred."

"What about the one-yen coin?

"Was it worn out, gradually falling apart....."

"Speaking of aluminum, weren't beer cans aluminum?

Lifting a beer can that Akira had just served, she looked at a caution note.

"It's definitely aluminum! Crush and use this after drinking!

"I can't even give you a beer can..."

I have a little reflection on the imprudent act of handing aluminum to someone who doesn't know if it's an enemy or an ally.

But as far as I'm concerned, I can't find a problem with him.

"It's okay! I'll manage it properly. If we get to the hostiles, we'll be pinched."

Speaking to him, he looks over the room.

"Is this the whole party?

"No, after that, there's Sense, but he's the wizard."

"Doctor?"

"You're my master. Mia the Beast asked me out of the whorehouse. You are the knight who lost to my chi ○ ○"

"Wow, I'm not losing to your chi, chi, chi, chi, chi, chi, chi, chi!

A woman named Knight turned bright red with a fierce rage and stuck herself in Akira.

"What are you talking about? You lost last night."

"Kill me! Kill me now!!

Cuckoo Knight Kitter! You didn't show up in front of me, did you?

"Calm down, you knight who lost to my chi ○ ○."

"Stop saying that!

The knight shakes her blonde hair and gets caught by Akira, but instead, she gets caught by Akira and suddenly falls down.

And I'm twitching and cramping on the floor. Perhaps this ability...

Besides, his fingers are fitted with several rings.

"He says this in his mouth, but he's a pervert who's happy to be bullied."

Oh, I see - no, that's not the problem.

"It's an overdose of natural healing (heel)...."

"Yes, you do. You don't understand."

I was a little confused...

"Actually, I can do the same with a royal blessing."

I showed you a ring with my fingers on it that suppresses magic.

"Whoa! Seriously? I was blessed by the Emperor."

Combining the two stories, it seems that the great people of this world have such power.

It seems that the Empire's royal abilities are not generally known.

"The power limit is going to go up a lot, right?

Akira seems to be quite experienced in combat.

"Really?

"Something like the stupidity of a fire is coming out. I'm so hungry."

"I have to try that...."

But suddenly Akira stood up.

"But! With this blessing, I can no longer die easily, so that cold-blooded woman sent me to the dead with joy....."

"What does cold-blooded look like?

Akira sits in the chair with Stone to answer my question.

"It felt like there were really no more shards of kindness. I thought it would be nice to grow up without love from my parents."

The emperor now seems to have killed his parents without hesitation.

"I heard you killed so many monsters... how did you do that?

"It was easy, filled with oil on one side and ignited."

In other words, did you use oil made from mayonnaise? Mayonnaise is almost out of stock, so it's a rough business.

"Is that how you defeated the dragon?

"No, the Red Dragon was also on fire, but it was resistant. I couldn't."

"Then how?

"Climb up the building..."

It seems that the beast woman there threw a dragon in her mouth after she was magically restrained.

"Did you jump from yourself into the dragon's mouth?!

"No matter what powerful monster it is, if the trachea and lungs are filled with mayonnaise...."

"Did you suffocate?

"Ah - but I can't use it for undead, hahaha"

Sure - any monster will die if he can't breathe as long as he's a creature. Definitely.

"This is fucked up. I'm sorry, but I'm crazy...."

"The Emperor told me the same thing, but if we don't do it, we'll burn him with a bracelet. I can't help it."

That's right. If I had to bomb myself to protect my family, I might choose that path.

"But you can't be mad at me if I let you get away with it."

"Am I right?! That's why I ran out to hate it."

I see why Akira is here. This might pull us in.

"Well, calm down. I don't drink coke."

I got my own Cola from Item BOX. This was cooled by the magic of anemones.

Akira saw it, and when she did something, the set of coke and beer on the table disappeared.

"Item BOX?

"You'll be able to use it after you defeat the dragon."

I saw it when I was with Marlow, but when I looked at the item BOX from the edge, did it look like this?

"Didn't you use it from the beginning?

Well… whoa! It's cold! I want to drink beer, not Coke, but if I drink alcohol in the morning, I'll be beaten by Sense.... "

"Are you afraid of that teacher?

"Ahh... Ngungu! Puhaa! Ugh!

Akira, who had drunk Coke, smiled.

When I look at Akira's face, it seems that the teacher is a scary person. But there are many things to be afraid of.

If you're like a castle queen, I'd like you to give me a break.

We drink a cold Coke while we go on talking.

"Later, there was a woman of the Seaf, but she left the company and broke up in this city. It was grain crushing, but when I taught him how the keys work and how to trap them, he said he had talent there."

"I picked up a kid too, but my magical talent is incredible. I'm a great wizard now."

"There are no proper educational institutions in this world. They say Sense was made up of orphans."

"What? I think I heard that story somewhere...."

"Hmm? But is Sense famous in the kingdom?

There was a guy in the guild who said he saw Raven Leilan the Great Devil at night...

Perhaps Akira's teacher is "Night Raven Leilan"?

"Oops! I knew Sense was famous in the kingdom."

After all, I see.

"So it was a party of five?

"No, there was another elf, but I broke up in the Imperial Capital because I couldn't get too far from my home forest."

"Elves. I've seen dwarves, but I haven't seen elves yet. I knew it. Beautiful men, beautiful women?

"Ah-ah - they're all old, but they're all beautiful men and women who will definitely wake up."

He showed me the ring. It seems to be an automated translator that understands the words of the elves.

Magic tools are amazing. Some things can't even be realized in the science of the former world, such as directional detectors. "

"I have that, too. You're the parent-child, and the kid's pointing at the parent, right?

Looks like the Empire has the same magic equipment.

Then I exchanged information with him, but I don't know why I came to this world or how to return.

But he's not going home either.

"I don't know, I work for a black company when I get home...."

"What were you working on?

Real estate.

"Selling or buying land?

"That's right... do you know how to auction?

An auction is when a bankrupt's property is seized by a court via a financial institution and placed in a so-called (so-called) auction.

Sometimes the land, the house, or the residents of the apartment flee at night to auction the entire room.

"Did you buy or sell real estate for auction?

"It's a little different. It's the job of winning cheap stalls at auctions, refurbishing them and selling them high."

"Oh, I have a job like that."

"Hehe, this is very lucrative."

― ― Nevertheless, there are times when 8 ○ 3 is involved in real estate, and it is said that there are times when it is quite dangerous.

"Even if you say it's dangerous or a black company, it's not a life-saving job... ah, it was dangerous once."

"Is that what happened?

"Oh, there's an occupier in the house I dropped at the auction."

The possessor illegally occupies the real estate and says, "If you want to get out of my way, give me the money! It means 803 of them.

"Did you rub it with 803?

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

This is also a great Ha Ace. But I don't think it's funny...

"Thank you for saving me.

"In that case, most of it is solved with money. I'm not doing this with resentment. Conversely, you don't have to ask if you're being resented, so you have to be prepared."

Sure, it's a great black company. But it is better than the Imperial Mage, who is driven indiscriminately to the dead.

"What business was Kenichi in?

"I used to paint online in the countryside. He's an illustrator."

"Hmm-hmm. So you can draw? Where's the country?

It's Hokkaido.

"Oh! Hokkaido went by motorcycle! I've lived and worked on a ranch before."

According to him, the place he lived in was like a production ranch in Sarabed.

"I didn't get aroused from 3 or 4 in the morning. I miss... the horses in this world are like tanks, but they're cute."

"So you can ride a horse?

Ah, I can ride it.

Akira talks happily about the horses - I don't think any animal lovers are bad.

"Horses, but in this world, it's beasts that surprise me."

Akira reacted to my story.

"Oh, I've never seen you in a whorehouse. There weren't many beasts in the city of Midal, the capital of the Empire."

"There were quite a few beasts in my first town...."

He said, "We're surrounded." I'll do it all the time. I'm sure the beast Mohmov will get sick. "

Akira is laying her arms together and roaring.

"One was my acquaintance, and the other was my wife's escort."

Akira was surprised to hear that.

"Are you married?!

"There's no ceremony, there's no family register, but I said hello to her parents - that's what's going to happen."

"So you're ready to bury your bones in this world?

"How about that kind of achira? That teacher is your real wife, isn't she?

"Um... well, what is it... that's right..."

At that time, the ears of the beast who was listening behind stood up.

"Akira, Leilan is back."

"Oh, yeah!

About 5 minutes later, the front door opened.

"I'm home."

She came in with long, glossy black hair tied back, a long, bark dress and colorful legs coming out of a side slit.

And I'm about to fall out of my dress... in my late 20s.

When I saw it, I screamed without thinking.

"Fire!!

"" Just Meat!!

My voice and that of Akira got a little weird.

"Haha, don't you want to watch Kenichi too?

"Well, all our generations are watching."

It's like a call on a TV show... but Leilan, who heard it, is making his eyes twitchy.

"Are you a customer?

"Hello - no, good morning. My name is Akira and I'm Kenichi from my hometown. Please, let me introduce you."

"Ah, yes...."

"Sense, it's okay. Because he's not suspicious."

"But if there were a lot of women, would a different souvenir have been better...."

I searched for Shangri-La and bought a 3,000 yen strawberry tart.

Press the Purchase button and the tart in the white box will fall off.

"This is a sweet. Enjoy your meal."

"Nyah! Snacks?! Sweet?!

"It's so sweet. It contains fruit."

"Akira! Let's eat!

When the box lid was opened, a tart with a bright red strawberry compote appeared in a white, round fabric.

Uh-oh!

"Fuaaaaa!

Leilan and Mya's eyes sparkle. Well, it's a visual that shows it looks delicious at a glance.

Akira began cutting the tart with a knife, as Mya hurried her.

"Akira, do you have a plate and a spoon?

"The deep dishes are in the kitchen....."

"I'll bring it!

Mr. Leilan took it. She seems curious about tarts and wants to try them quickly.

Plates were arranged on the table, but Akira controlled them all.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

"Perhaps thanks to the blessing, the poison has become less effective?

"That's right. So when you eat something suspicious, I'm supposed to poison it first."

That said, Akira used a spoon to make a big tart and carried it to a bite.

"What do you mean?

"What do you think? Akira?!"

"Ugh! This is poison! It's poison, so we shouldn't eat it! Take responsibility and I'll take care of it all!

Akira ran away with a box of tarts.

"That face is definitely different!

"Akira, wait!

"Sense! If you eat something like this, you'll get fat! What if the pie gets bigger?

"If you use magic, you can't get fat?!

"Don't worry, if you don't have to, if you want to eat, there's a refill."

"Really?

Akira put a tart in my mouth and started distributing it to everyone.

"Akira is really bad character anymore."

"You're right."

"Hahaha, you don't have to be so complimented"

"I didn't praise you!

However, the women who ate the tart had a trance expression on their face.

"What a sweet, delicious, sweet, delicious ~"

Same reaction as Nyamena and Murray. The Beast is too poor for the vocabulary.

"Wow... it feels like my mouth has become heaven..."

"Hey, I haven't eaten anything like this in two years. The sweets here are like cookies."

Akira liked the tart. It's like drinking alcohol, so maybe I like sweets.

That's it, that's it.

"Yes, but!

"Would you like a drink too...."

Pour the pet bottle of sugar-free tea into the cup prepared by Akira.

"Hey, you knight who lost to my chi ○ ○! It's delicious!

Akira kicked a knight over the floor.

"I have no mercy for you!"

Akira stuck a tart in the knight's mouth trying to complain.

"Ha! Mo Mo! How delicious this is! Exactly what is not in this world! This is the devil's treat!

"If you complain, don't eat. I'll eat it for you."

"That's how it works!

The lady knight started eating tart with her cushion on the floor.

"Is there anything like this? How many kinds of magic can you make?

"So far, so unknown. And there's money."

"What about guns?

"I can't. I could make a bow or a crossbow with a weapon, and I made explosives myself."

"Seriously!

But while everyone was eating tart, Mia woke up.

"Akira! Someone's coming!

"Alone?

"It's one person. But he's not a trained guy... maybe a woman."

"Isn't that Caroline?

Not at all.

Caroline seems to be the name of the woman who left the company and left the party.

"Enemy? Are you okay?"

"Haha, well..."

Akira has a war history, no upset episodes, and eats silently with tart.

Akira, I'm here.

Akira went to the front door and opened the door.

Akira-sama ~!

When I saw Akira go out, the voice of a tall woman echoed.

And then he ran and hugged Akira, a fluffy blonde in the middle of the 30s.

Blue long skirt with white blouse. And she is wearing something like a blue stall with gold embroidery on her shoulder.

"A, Annelose?! Why are you here?

I wanted to meet Akira-sama, so I followed her here.

Mia came to me.

"That's the merchant's wife, the black stone shop Akira slept with."

"You're sleeping!

"Wait a minute! This guy's boss interrupted my business. You were a bad merchant with a tag, right?

"That's right!

Women don't seem to disagree with that either.

"But Akira did it to my daughter."

"Uh-huh! Really? That's the legendary parent-child bowl...."

But Akira is desperately excusing herself.

"No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! That's what I was doing to dent the Black Stone Shop!

"Really?

"Whoa - Speaking of which, what happened to Angelina?

Angelina seems to be my daughter's name.

"My daughter has succeeded the Black Stone Shop."

"Well, she's a good shop. You're okay."

"My husband dragged me along with my secretary and my whereabouts were gone. Therefore, I would like to thank Akira for her mercy....."

"I think it's pathetic, but...."

Until then, Mr. Leylan, who had been eating tart in silence, stood up.

"Akirah - you said you cut off with that woman...."

"Hey, Sense! Calm down, I'm out! He really cut it!

"Master Leilan! If you want to do it, do it with Akira!

"Annelose! Don't tell Sense to stop, it's really fashionable!

After that, the Shura Hall continued for a while.

I decided to eat tart while drinking tea and wait for the venue to settle down.