Are You OK

The author has something to say: Just make a copy, and ignore me if you have already seen it

One

The moon was in the middle of the sky, and a secret voice came from a closed door.

"Brother, do you know the three colors of traffic lights?"

"Red, yellow and green."

"How is the barbarian bird language called the barbarian bird language?"

"English."

"League of Legends for short?"

"...Stroke?"

"Wrong. Brothers, what you and I are trying to do is not trivial. It is a matter of the safety of the world. These issues must not be taken lightly."

"Yes."

"It's better to recite the characters of the barbarian bird language again."

"A, B, C, D..."

The moon was sinking to the west, and the weird syllables that echoed over and over in the secluded secret room also returned to Cen Ji.

two

The original poster looked at Zuo Yunqi.

Zuo Yunqi also looked directly at the host.

Zuo Yunqi was a beautiful young man with a bright face, but at the moment his face was pale, ragged, and his bare arms were still covered with whipping marks.In his solitary posture in the independent hall, he faced the eyes of different connotations around him, but his expression was a little bit of a sense of withdrawal.

The host raised Erlang's legs and tilted his head, and asked the sturdy man next to him: "What is it, is he wearing it?"

Five or six men looked at each other.

One of the big beards clasped his fist and said, "Master Hui, he claimed to have passed through after a thousand years. But we think he is fake."

The original poster said: "Why?"

The man said: "My whole gang had antagonisms with this person, and it was not easy to capture him. He was put in the dungeon the day before, and he wore it the next day."

All the guys crossed their eyebrows and said angrily: "This is simply using us as fools."

The host said: "Hmm..."

Zuo Yunqi suddenly said: "Even you fools can see that it's wrong, I'll still find it so unsuccessful."

"..."

three

The man gritted his teeth and said, "I beg your sir to observe."

The poster laughed and said: "I'm a small business person. I'm not an adult. I just happen to be a traverser. Only a traverser can tell who is a real traverser."

four

The Feng Shui of Daliang City is strange.

Every year, one or two newly dead people suddenly open their eyes, but their bodies have been preempted by souls after a thousand years.

It is even possible to suddenly fall down while walking on the road, and to have changed personally when he gets up again.

At first, it caused a lot of howling ghosts and wolves. Now everyone is in a stable mood.

However, there are very few such things outside the capital.Encountered by chance, if it is not handled properly, it will still cause an uproar in the local area.Therefore, the Great Liang Law clearly stipulates that once a crossing case is discovered across the country, it must be sent to the capital immediately and transferred to a special person for trial.

This person is the original poster.

The landlord's surname is Lou, the name is the owner.

The host is usually dressed as a rich and idle person, with a vaguely bookish brow, but his eyes are fluttering and the corners of his mouth are slightly raised, and his whole body is full of energy to lie down and never sit down.

The people in the capital knew that this body was originally a low-class civil official, but later died and came back alive, so he renamed himself the original poster.

In short, he was a traversing person who discerned traversing people for the emperor.

Fives

The original poster said: "It stands to reason that usually only what is worn is pretended to be undressed. But now that the first emperor is dead, when the pilgrimage provides benefits to people who pass through, it is not impossible to attract locals to fake."

The new emperor was ambitious, and slightly relaxed the policy for those who traveled through, deliberately promoting the construction of Daliang culture.Once passed the review, the appointed traverser can also shine regardless of the court.The original poster himself is an example.

The man hurriedly said, "Please let me know. There is a big poisonous gang on the rivers and lakes, called the side door. There is a side door, called Zuo Dao."

The host said: "Yeah."

The man said: "Zuo Dao has a son named Zuo Yunqi, this is the guy."

Zuo Yunqi said, "I am not Zuo Yunqi."

The man said: "There is also a big gang on the rivers and lakes, called the Qinglong Gang, which is us."

The host snapped his fingers and took a sip of tea from the celadon cup held in the hand of the maid.

The original poster said: "Can you give me a snack when you name it."

six

The man said: "The method of poisoning by the side door is extremely vicious, and there are countless people from the Qinglong gang who died tragically by their men. Finally, God has eyes. Two months ago, the side door made a mistake in refining medicine and a fire broke out. All kinds of highly toxic substances hidden in the pharmacy burned through the fire, and the smoke scattered, and they were all poisoned to death. But the master left the road without leaving a corpse, I don't know where to hide. And this young master who traveled abroad also left a small life."

The host said: "So you took advantage of the fire and tied him up."

"..."

The man said: "My lord is wise. I mainly want to torture Zuo Yunqi and force him to hand over his father's whereabouts. Who knows if I get down with the whip, I will die."

The host said: "What are your whips, how many are they?"

The man said: "Zuo Yunqi has kung fu, so it shouldn't be so casual. We just pretended to be dead and soaked him in cold water all night."

"..."

The man said: "Sure enough, he woke up. But although people woke up, but..."

Zuo Yun started saying, "But it's not the original owner."

Seven

The man said: "My lord, you need to know that if Zuo Yunqi is alive, he must be tortured to death, and his father can hardly escape retribution. The timing of his being worn is a bit too coincidental."

The original poster said: "reasonable."

The man said: "But in case he is really worn, I dare not arbitrarily put him to death, and miss the important affairs of the court. I have to come to the capital to ask the sir to verify the authenticity. If it is fake, it will not be too late ."

The host said: "It's not difficult, wait for me to ask him a few questions."

Zuo Yun started and said, "You ask."

The host said: "You said you are not Zuo Yunqi, then who is in your skin?"

Zuo Yun started and said, "Jay Chou."

Eight

Zuo Yun started and said, "Just kidding."

nine

The host said: "Where do I go to cross the road?"

Zuo Yun started and said, "Crosswalk."

The original poster said: "What is the abbreviation for League of Legends?"

Zuo Yun started and said, "Fuck ah, yeah."

The original poster said: "How many Olympic rings?"

Zuo Yun started and said, "Five."

The original poster said: "What colors are from left to right?"

"..."

Zuo Yun started and said, "You touched your conscience and said, do you remember?"

"..."

The original poster said: "Next question."

ten

The host said: "Next is the multiple choice. The river flows eastward, the stars in the sky-A, shiny; B, don't speak; C, participate in Beidou; D, blink and blink."

Zuo Yun started and said: "C."

The original poster said: "Let us be the company of the world and live-A, wind and fire; B, chic and unrestrained; C, wind and beauty; D, loose and loose."

"..."

The original poster said: "Please answer the question."

"..."

A man shot the case and rose up and said: "Why, can't answer?"

Zuo Yun started and said, "...C."

"..."

The original poster looked at Zuo Yunqi.

Zuo Yunqi also looked at the original poster.

Everyone looked at the original poster.

eleven

The original poster stared at Zuo Yun for a long time, then slowly said, "He really wears it."

The men said in shock: "Impossible!"

The original poster said: "I said I was wearing what I was wearing. Do you doubt that my judgment is not correct?"

The man said: "We dare to doubt it."

"..."

The poster sneered and said: "If these questions are not for people who travel through, it is impossible to answer them correctly. Whoever is not convinced, come up and try two questions."

No one came forward.

The host said: "Since he is wearing it, he certainly doesn't remember his father's whereabouts. If you draw it again, it will be a no-brainer. Besides, those who pass through must be sent to the palace for your majesty's personal trial. This person is taken over by me, please come back. ."

All the men murmured for a while, but the host moved out of such a big name as the emperor, so he had to curse and walk out.

Zuo Yun lifted his head slightly, and met the head of the bearded man, and then moved away nonchalantly.

twelve

The landlord put down his cocked leg and replaced it with another one.

The host said: "You got a wrong answer. It's not beautiful, it's chic."

Zuo Yun started and said, "That's how it is."

The original poster said: "Why did you choose C?"

Zuo Yunqi said negatively: "Three longs and one short election is the shortest, three shorts and one long election is the longest. If it doesn't work, choose C."

"..."

thirteen

The original poster said: "So you are blind."

Zuo Yun started and said, "It's Mongolian."

The host said: "If you are really a traverser, how can you not know this sentence?"

Zuo Yun started and said, "I am in the country, I have no culture, and I have never read this poem."

"..."

The original poster said: "This is a song."

Zuo Yun raised up and said, "I'm from the country, I have no knowledge, I have never heard this song."

The original poster looked at Zuo Yunqi.

Zuo Yunqi also looked at the original poster.

fourteen

The original poster was full of doubts and thoughts.If Zuo Yunqi is a traveler, it is unlikely that he will not be able to answer such a simple question.But if he was a local, how could he know ABCD and learn the formula for killing in the examination room?

Since the original poster is in charge of this field, he naturally did an investigation.As far as he knows, the records of people crossing the rivers and lakes are extremely scarce. Even if you deliberately search for it, it is impossible to find such details.

The original poster could not fully believe Zuo Yunqi.

But he couldn't explain Zuo Yunqi's understanding of modern knowledge.

Moreover, it seemed so mysterious that he always felt that there was an inexplicable sense of familiarity between the boy's words and actions, as if he had reunited after a long absence.

The host is pretty sure that he has never seen Zuo Yunqi in his life.So... the last life?

The original poster looked at Zuo Yunqi.

The host said: "What was your name in your last life?"

Zuo Yun started and said, "Andy Lau."

fifteen

The host said: "Interesting." He said with a smile, "You live in the building for now."

Zuo Yun shook slightly.

Zuo Yun started and said, "Why?"

The host said: "This building plays once at the end of the month to report on the new trends of the traversers. Then you will be called into the palace, and your majesty will decide whether to use it as a talent or as a trouble to enter the prison."

Zuo Yun started and said, "It's just now in the middle of the month. Are you afraid of changes in your work efficiency?"

The original poster said: "It is true that if the new traverser is found to be an emergency, it is okay to report it immediately. But in the eyes of your majesty, the traverser is ultimately'non-my race'. Even if we are kindly appointed, we will be arranged in scattered places. It's rare for me to get together with the same kind, so you can talk more with me these days."

"..."

The host said: "Why, not excited to see the fellow?"

Zuo Yun started and said, "...excited."

The corner of the original poster's mouth raised, and said harshly, "Why didn't that show?"

Zuo Yun remained silent for a while, rolled his eyes, and fell straight to the ground.

The host said: "It's too exaggerated."

The host said: "Hey, it's too exaggerated."

The host said: "Doctor!"

sixteen

At the beginning of the Hua Deng, in a room of the inn outside the city, the guilty man said solemnly: "It can be regarded as passing this first level."

Another man who followed him during the day said: "The master of the sect does not need to worry, the master of the sect is courageous and resourceful, and the subsequent plans will be executed smoothly.

The bearded man sighed, "I hope so."

The follower said: "Sect Master, we have been in the Azure Dragon Gang for many days, and now we have sent the Young Sect Master away from under their eyelids. I'm afraid that Ye Changmeng will have more dreams if we stay here. Let's retreat quickly."

The bearded man said: "Just this time, it is even more impossible to inquire about Yunqi's situation there."

The attendant said deeply: "The young master said that no news is the best news."

"..."

The bearded man said, "Where did this kid learn all these messy words?"

Follower said: "The subordinates don't know."

The bearded man said: "Have you heard of the five rings and six rings?"

Follower said: "The subordinates don't know."

The bearded man said: "Yeah. As expected of my son."

"..."

17

The landlord sits in the study and writes.The pen is Xiangzhu Zishuanghao, and the paper is powder and gold-pinned paper. Even the white fingertips that hold the pen reveal a scent of luxury and lust.

The main business that the original poster depends on for a living is not the identification of people passing through.

He manages a building in the city.

The building is seven storeys high, which is the standard specification of the current sage.Integrating the Jiuchang Inn and Goulan Gambling House, the service concept is advanced, and the Biwa Zhuli is extremely gorgeous and magnificent, which can be described as the limelight.Because there was no plaque when it was completed, it was referred to as "extraordinarily tall building" by the people.

Later, Shengenlongjuan bestowed an inscription mounted on a jade axis, and wrote "The original owner is a good man and lives in peace".

Eighteen

The original poster wrote a letter.

"Lin Mengzhu worships Qi: It is reported that a side pharmacy in the rivers and lakes caught fire two months ago, and the whole group died. The keeper Zuodao disappeared and his son was captured by the enemy. The young sect master was taken to the lower house two days ago, and he proved himself was I wear it. Throughout this matter, there are many coincidences. Please check whether the case of the other side is true. If you have any doubts, I hope you can let me know."

The landlord handed the letter to the next person, turned around and went to the guest room.

Zuo Yunqi lay on the bed with his eyes closed.

He was covered in bandages and put on clean clothes, making his face even more uncommon.Although he is not very old, he already has the style of a young master.

The host leaned his sleeves on the bedpost, staring at his peaceful sleep.

The host opened the mouth and said: "Are you planning to faint until the end of the month?"

"..."

19

The host said: "Take this medicine and sleep, and you can just pretend it."

"..."

The host said: "If I count to three and you are still awake, I will notify the Azure Dragon Gang. Three."

"..."

The host said: "Come here, let the kitchen cook pork tenderloin with plum snow for the first lunar month, ten years of steamed crab with Huadiao, glutinous rice chicken with lotus leaf in West Lake, roasted shiitake mushrooms in ginseng broth, and some candied longan and fried golden cake after dinner.

"Yes."

"All to the Zuo Gongzi bed, I will sit here to eat."

...

Zuo Yun started and said, "Bah!"