Bear Lord Volibear

I am the bear lord Volibel, lord Freljord, and the owner of Riwen, not an ordinary bear that only wanders on the frozen ground.

"My goddess of the north wind, are you really a bear? Or I am already drunk again, it makes no sense. I only drank a bucket in the morning, or is there a person hidden in the bear's clothes?" The fat man seemed to prove himself Did he pull his beard vigorously in his dream?

"You didn't dream, because the lord of my house is definitely the entire frozen ground, no, even the only wordless and genuine bear lord in the entire world, be afraid." Ruiwen said triumphantly, holding the bear tightly. Tongue out of the thigh to the fat man.

"Lord? So are you investing in the village under Queen Sejuani?" If he is afraid, this fat man will not come up to chase the bear. If it is not that he is already drunk, then he has the ability to not be afraid of ordinary thunder and kill the bear. Pulling a chair and sitting down, the chair uttered an overwhelmed creak.

"You can call me Gulagas, but everyone here calls me kegs." The man who called himself Gulags didn't mind and grabbed the wine that belonged to Volibel who hadn't taken a sip. Irrigate.

In fact, we rejected the invitation of the female queen of Sejhuang.Volibear held up the sign and said.

"Refused Queen Sejuani?" The barrel of wine sprayed the bear's chest and asked dumbfounded.

"Who told the female bandit leader to try to steal my Volibear, speaking so big, and the result was that he couldn't beat Volibear, and he was ashamed."

"Queen Sejuani can't beat him!!!" The keg's reaction was more exaggerated than before, and the loud voice made the whole tavern quiet.

Volibear hurriedly covered Ruiwen's mouth, not talking nonsense.

In the battle of the stables, even though Volibear played mighty and domineering and rejected Sejuani's invitation, as long as a normal person with a little vision can see Sejuani did not go all out.Who is Sejuani? She is the queen of the Frigid Castle. She is a super fierce woman who dared to charge thirty frost giants on a single ride. Her reputation is martial and brave. In the process of Volibear, she neither took out the North Wind flail, which was famous for its unknowingly smashed enemies, nor used her mount to launch an extremely cold assault that could kill a frost giant in one fell swoop. She only used brute force. Fight with skill and Volibear.

Rather than robbing, she kept her hands for fear of hurting Volibear. The punch that hit the back of the head was so heavy that she couldn’t even find any traces, and even after she was electrocuted, she invited herself generously. As a guest, although her temper is a bit tough and straightforward, just think about how she managed to get rid of the macho, this kind of character is the most reasonable.

All of this is full of true love, why in retrospect, Volibear feels like a guilty man.

The child didn't understand nonsense. It was the merciful Queen Sejuani who was merciful. She didn't use a weapon to fight me hand-to-hand. He also concealed his identity and fought with me. He didn't take care of it before attacking and hurting the queen.Volibear hurriedly explained with a wooden sign, but even so, the customers in the tavern looked strange at him.

"My God, do you know what promise Queen Sejuani made back then."

"What promise did the female bandit leader make so important?" Ruiwen asked in confusion.

"Queen Sejuani killed her uncle ascended the throne at the age of fourteen. At the time, she once said that if anyone refuses to accept and question her dominance, she can be singled out with her according to tradition. If any man can defeat her in a one-on-one singles She, whoever has the qualifications to sit on the throne of the cold lord castle and become her husband."

"But Queen Sejuani has not failed in 14 years." It was the bald-headed boss who spoke with a firm tone.At this time, he has no fear of bears, or that he has been replaced by shock.

"Queen Sejuani has only three defeats in 61 battles in the marching battles. All of them were defeated by Queen Ash. In individual singles, so far, only three people have tied with her. They are crazy dogs. Olaf, the troll warrior Trundle, and the adventurer Jax." Gulagas opened his barrel and scooped a cup, said in shock.

"I used to come from White Grape Town just to challenge Queen Sejuani. The young and energetic I thought there were only a handful of people who were better than me, but Queen Sejuani and I were not her opponents at all. I have been selling the wine from my hometown here, and at the same time I have accumulated strength to beat her in the next challenge."

What about Tedamil.Volibear asked on the wooden sign.

Legend has it that the Barbarian King Tedamir is the number one warrior in the permafrost. He can smash a wall with a single knife. He can't beat Queen Sejuani?

"Hahahaha, don't you know that, Sejuani once invited Teddamil, and Teddamil was also a brave guy. She agreed with one word, but at this time, Teddamil had already been married to Queen Ashe. , Queen Ashe, who knew about this from nowhere, was not allowed to single out Teddamer and Queen Sejuani. Everyone even agreed that Queen Sejuani’s favorite person was Teddymir. She said this promise only to prevent other people from harassing. She is just."

"But Volibear is a bear, not a human. This promise should be invalid." Ruiwen retorted eagerly, and Gulagas shook his finger.

"The troll warrior Trundle once asked this question. Queen Sejuani said at the time that it is effective even if it is not a human." Gulagas said with a meaningful smile.

Volibear took a breath.

Chapter 43 Drinking Talk

The sun went down, candles were lit in the tavern, and the noisy tavern in the past has become more noisy several times, and it is not mixed with a few bears.

"The last glass before closing!"

At this time, the keg's admiration for the Thunder Bear, who claimed to be Volibear, was as if the surging river was out of control. It was not in strength or character, but in volume.

Although Volibear defeated Sejuani, it was only at the level of keeping her hands or even using no weapons. It is a bit tricky to ask Queen Sejuani to fulfill her promise, and Gulagas was just teasing the bear. , To truly defeat Sejuani to win the entire cold lion castle, you have to witness the possibility of no black box operation on the ring.

Reality is not a novel. There are not so many childish and brain-dead things that fall from the sky.

But Volibear did not continue the impossibly good thing of obscenity, but stated that he didn't expect this kind of good thing, and started talking to Gulagas and talking fart, from this year’s harvest to Gulaga. Sri Lanka’s wine, from the inferior food and wine in the tavern to the situation in the frozen ground, talking about the earth and the sea.

Gulagas has drunk with many heroes and heroes. He is not only a master of winemaking, but also a master of drinking. Regardless of his crude image of madness, his most famous skill is neither the amount of alcohol. It's not fighting ability, but kung fu on wine.

Once you have a drink with someone, he can roughly know that person’s strength, temperament, and even the secrets of the family property. This technique is not something that anyone can learn. It is the accumulation of experience and the biochemistry of eloquence. It can even be said to be at a banquet. For the espionage work, those sociable ladies are not even worthy of giving Gulagast shoes.

He and Olaf had a drink once, and they knew that he was from an island called Rockfa, and his two axes screamed madly while the other screamed.He had a drink with Teddamir once, and he learned that the village of the Barbarian King was destroyed by a tall sword-wielding demon, and the driving force that drove this Tydamir to refuse to die came from the tall sword-wielding demon.He had a drink with Bron once, and learned from Bron his poor background and eager heart, even if he was drunk, what he said was the group of little bunnies he adopted.

The wine is like a character. From the perspective of the wine, Volibear is a good drunk from any angle. He doesn't vomit or shirk, doesn't make troubles and has no temper. It's almost the same as not being drunk, but the two have already killed two barrels. , The size of each barrel can even hold an adult, even a hippopotamus drank so much alcohol.

Hey, Mr. Barrel, isn't the Queen still an old maiden according to what you said.

Volibear squinted his eyes drunk, and was asked like a drunk uncle, holding a wooden sign in one hand and a wooden wine glass in the other.

"It's theoretically possible. It doesn't look the same. You haven't seen the appearance of Queen Sejuani's explosive jokes. At that time, the caravan from Whitespear City came to trade. Seeing that Queen Sejuani was young and the leader of the caravan Borrowing to get drunk and molested the queen, boasting that he had seen someone with six tits sailor, and said that when the queen grows up, he will develop very well, good enough to have six tits. Guess what happened later,"

The wine barrel took a sip, but couldn't bear to squirt out.

"Queen Sejuani didn't mind at all, she patted the table and laughed wildly, and then said it was so amazing. She also wanted to see and see. The leader of the caravan said that his six-egg sailor didn't bring it with him. The queen said that you can get one for me. Then, while the group of silly people hadn’t reacted, they drew their swords and chopped off the two entourages of the caravan leader who was attending the banquet. While smiling, he raised the knife and asked the caravan leader to put the eggs into his underwear , You never expected how wonderful the old guy’s face was at that time. The warriors who feasted in the cold lion castle laughed on the spot as if they were winning a battle. The caravan entourage with a group of iron faces was drinking, you said Queen Sejuani How can you have such courage if you have not yet opened buds."

Then who do you think might be the wishful prince of Queen Sejuani, such as Teddamir, do they have any gossip?Let’s just say so don’t pull my head. I haven’t been in the ring with her. Even if I didn’t have a weapon, I was almost beaten to the ground by her. If the queen took a weapon, I would be hammered into a bear biscuit on the spot.

"Don't be afraid, you won't be a biscuit. Queen Sejuani lacks a mount. For so many years, she has changed her mount from a ranch. Now she is thirsty for riding, and she also offered a reward of 300 gold coins. Seek'not afraid of the mount of the frost giant'. If you use her as a mount, she will treat you like holding it in the palm of your hand, afraid of melting, holding it in your mouth, afraid of melting."

That is impossible. I still have my own territory to take care of. Besides, I am a sloth bear, but I can't stand the two fortresses of the territory and the cold fort.

"It seems that the Queen cannot be transferred to Bear Knight."

Or Barbarian King Knight is also good.Volibear held a wooden sign and smiled like a wretched uncle.

"Teddamir? Who doesn't want him to be the king of Coldlock Castle. In fact, the two are similar in temperament. They are both violent and wild. Teddamir needs an army that always avenges him. Queen Sejuani needs an invincible general. No matter how you look at it, they are a natural couple. It’s just a pity that I was first boarded by Ashgate. Didn’t you know that Queen Sejuani attacked the Bailangwan fishing village three years ago. The first thing after Wanwan was to ask but did not see Teddamir."

"It's a pity that Queen Ashe was too cunning to set up a trap. In that battle, instead of seeing Teddamir, she saw Olaf's mad dog. Olaf's crazy guy cut down more than 20 people. A good warrior, she sullied Queen Sejuani. Fortunately, she later recruited Olaf to fight for her, and she didn't lose too much. After that, she didn't seem to pay attention to the whereabouts of Teddymir again."

What a pity, according to what you said, Olaf could hack to death 20 soldiers under the eyes of the Queen. If those soldiers were not consumed, wouldn’t Olaf also have the strength to defeat the Queen if he singled out?

Volibear drunkly wrote the words on the wooden sign, but the writing was getting slower and slower, and finally the eyelids drooped and the whole bear's head fell on the table.

"Otherwise you think why the big guy would admit that he was tied with the queen. Although the mad dog is crazy, but the wild fighting style is not built. In the entire cold castle, no one except Queen Sejuani can be with him... Falling asleep?" Gulagas hadn't had a drink yet, and the bear in front of him was already lying down. He thought such a big bear was three or four times bigger than himself, and it would take about two or three barrels to drink less. Could it be that the racial physiology of bears prevents them from drinking.

"Sorry, Uncle Keg, my lord drank too much, why don't you let him rest for a while, how about you continue tomorrow." Ruiwen slapped the bear's head vigorously to try to wake Volibear, but returned without success. Said to Gulagas with an apologetic expression.

"Okay little girl, although I have some misunderstandings today, I am definitely a good man, or a good bear, to be able to drink like this. Don't worry, if you need any help in the future, even if you come to me, I am currently living in a warehouse by the east city wall. "Gulagas waved out the door while belching. Since Gulagas's relationship with Volibear has improved, Ruiwen didn't show him a bad face, smiled and waved in greeting.

The other customers have all gone, go back to show off to his wife and friends of today's experience of drinking with the bear, there is only a large pile of mud that the bear is lying on the floor of the tavern with alcohol, punches and kicks without any response.

Ruiwen and the tavernkeeper asked for a blanket to cover Volibear. The tavernkeeper did not dare to neglect his attitude since he learned that Volibear might be the future mount of the queen. Ruiwen's request also responded quickly. , But besides that, she also needed some pen and paper.

After lighting the three dim candles, Ruiwen recorded on the paper the little information that was leaked in the gossip between Volibear and Gulagas just now in accordance with the order given in advance.

Before entering the pub, Volibear had already established a clear goal: Volibear tried his best to get closer by drinking in the pub, deliberately or unintentionally chatting and asking questions to seduce problems, while Ruiwen seemed to drink milk silently on the surface. But he used his brain to memorize the common sense of intelligence revealed between the lines and record it on paper.

With intelligence in hand, Volibear can get rid of this passive and confused situation.

Chapter 44 Sorting Information