Bear Lord Volibear

Volibear was awakened by a headache.

Opened his eyes, the sun was shining outside the window, but Volibear was lying on the floor of the tavern and his mouth was dry and dull.

One of his miscalculations is that the amount of alcohol used by people is not the same as that of bears. In his previous life, he was in a nightclub after all. The amount of alcohol can be said to be a thousand cups without drunk and then come again, and it is a rough and low alcohol like stone ale. Wine, no matter how you look at it, it is impossible to put him.

To be precise, he cannot be put in his previous life.

"Wollibare, you are awake." Ruiwen came down from the tavern with a large stack of hemp paper, walked over to the bear but pinched her nose with disgust."Hey, Volibear, you smell so bad, go take a shower."

On my day, it was like hundreds of DJs playing DJ in my head, making me almost exploded and I couldn't take a shower.Volibear said scribbledly, holding up the board, nauseous and retching as he wrote.

By the way, how much information did you collect in the conversation last night?

"About four pages, but I don't know why you want me to write down these things. Are these drunkard conversations useful?" Ruiwen raised the hemp paper in her hand in confusion.

Of course it's useful, but it's so useful.Volibear resisted the nausea and took these records and looked at them bit by bit.

If they just want to eat, there are still a lot of jerky on the carriage, why do they spend money to eat in the tavern and show others the monkey show (bear show), not just to learn about the latest intelligence.

In his work in the previous life, one can often see a group of princesses being called to accompany a drink, and among that group of princesses, there will always be a group of princesses who looks particularly inconspicuous and has a weak sense of existence. She is simply serving tea and handing water. His task is not to accompany wine to chat or do something that adults love to do, but to record information.

The manager calls them little secrets.

People’s defense after drinking is the lowest. It’s easy to say what personal information or Xin Mi. The second attached middle school records are the secrets. They have the best memory and some secret shorthand methods. They drink and tease girls for two days. When they are jealous, they quietly observe and record all valuable information.For example, guest identity, name, occupation, education, home address, etc., from what the guest likes to alcohol or women to the guest’s business policy items are all they want to listen to. Those princesses who drink constantly can’t do this kind of work.

Don’t underestimate the role of this information. In the words of the manager, most of the profits of the entire nightclub are made by their working princesses, and the bosses use this information to make money, from project bidding to high-level officials. Family conflicts have turned into grievances and feuds. The owner of the nightclub even distributes 70% of his annual revenue to his employees because he earns ten times as much money from the information of these high-end people as the entire nightclub.

And what Ruiwen did last night was the work of a little secret. She drank milk quietly without saying a word, but secretly, with her own memory, wrote down the words revealed from the wine barrel, the tavern owner, and other customers, Wo Although Libel drank high, but under the influence of his subconscious mind, the basic questions revolved around Sejuani and Humble Hulk Castle, while Ruiwen focused on recording Sejuani. When the tavern closed, she replied with her memory to transcribe them all. .

Ruiwen grabbed the bear hair and climbed onto her shoulder like a rock climbing, and wiped the wine-stained hair on the bear's head with a wet towel.

While enjoying Ruiwen's washing service, Volibear suffered a headache while watching the latest information and anecdotes from last night.

Volibear told the location of Keg Freljord, Volibear told Keg that he was single, Volibel told Keg that there were more than a thousand people in his village, and Volibel told Keg that he had Rengar, the most powerful fighter and chief hunter, Volibear told Keg that he has three naive and lovely loli maids...

Fuck, what you remember is a slogan. It's obviously that I am going to talk about other people. Why do you remember that I am going to talk about it!

Volibear held up the sign and asked Ruiwen on his shoulder.

"No way, you talked too much last night, I couldn't stop you at all. Besides, if you drink so high, it is impossible to remember how many tasks we had." Ruiwen combed the tangled snow white bear fur to Volibear. Said.

Volibear covered his face and turned over the paper filled with the dark history of last night, and turned down the wine barrels and what the customers revealed.

Volibear revealed a lot of personal information that shouldn’t be disclosed last night, but fortunately, he and Sejuani are not in rival camps, and it’s okay to disclose it. Cask also claimed to have brought Sejuani a caravan. Next time if he is the leader of the caravan, he will detour to Freljord to do business.But Volibear also revealed that Lisandro had reappeared on the frozen ground, but the response of the barrel was slow and he looked disbelief.

This is a little bit more interesting. Sejuani made it clear that she had known Li Sandra’s intelligence a long time ago, and even knew that the destruction of White Spear City, Li Sandra’s trapped salary, might appear on the frozen ground again, but she was indifferent. She also deliberately concealed the news from her capable subjects, which is a bit intriguing.

According to Keg Gulagas, although Sejuani made the promise of challenge, it was not without cost. If she failed to challenge in the ring, she must serve Sejuani for free for one year, and she must not challenge again within three years.However, countless heroes and heroes have challenged one after another. At most, she can deal with the challenge of thirty or thirty people a day, but still has no defeat. Therefore, less than three years after assuming the throne, Sejuani has a rather powerful army.

An army composed of more than a thousand defeated officers of hers, and the barrel is one of them.

Keg claims to be one of the strongest warriors of Sejuani, tied with Olaf, and another is Trundle, the troll warrior. Olaf is the strongest. Many people even say that Queen Sejuani was invincible. , But he was a rather straightforward, simple and rude man. He had no interest in women with power and money. The only things that attracted him were spirits and fighting.Trundle, the troll warrior, is rather gloomy. It is said that since he was expelled from the troll tribe, he has always wanted to go back to Guangzong Yaozu, and then defeated the chief to become the king of trolls in accordance with the bloody tradition.

Wine barrels are more versatile in comparison. They can lead caravans to make wine, and they can fight for diplomacy. He even held a town for three months in the care of the barrels. He was occasionally called to discuss things.

But such a confidant doesn't even know Li Sangzhuo's intelligence, which is more intriguing.

There is another piece of more important information, or a question.

Sejuani is preparing for a war. Everyone knows this entire cold castle, but no one knows what this war is about to fight!Some people say that they are fighting against the old enemy Queen Ashe, some people say that they are fighting the Arctic murlocs who have been attacking merchant ships, some people say that they are going north to completely solve the threat of the frost giants, and some even say that they are fighting again to grab Teddamir. At the start of the battle, Sejuani smiled and said nothing.

Volibear is actually a bit weird. Although Sejuani is very upset with Anivia, there is no reason to watch Lisandra turning the frozen ground into a place shrouded in ember mist after knowing what Lisandra is doing. Is it possible that the mantis should be behind the oriole?But according to the wine barrel, the dispatch date was just this week, and the praying mantis hasn't come out to be a oriole.

Which war is more important than the current battle of Lisangdro?

Volibear felt that he might have to enter the Winter Palace again, of course, not to kneel and lick her as a mount, but to play side drums to understand which war was more important than Lisantro.

Chapter 45: Challenge Sejuani

"Oh, my little cutie, have you regretted it after only one day." Volibear took Ruiwen into the door, and Sejuani, who was scratching her head at the pile of reports, immediately tilted up Red lips walked over the desk boldly, and several officials in the office looked at each other and stepped back wittily.

"Of course it would be better if you didn't bring children. I am not an orphanage."

"So I don't want to see you, a robber girl." Ruiwen looked at her triumphant and presumptuous smile and gave up.

Sorry, Queen Sejuani, the child is ignorant, please don't mind.Volibear held a wooden sign and apologized.

"It's okay. It's okay to tease and tease the little girl to mediate her emotions. Just looking at the reports and dealing with trivial matters all day makes me very upset. But then again, my little cute, you won't send this kid to make me tease Yes, have you figured it out? It’s too late to be my mount now.” She said lazily and confidently.

I don't know why Volibear likes to wear armor every time she sees her, even if she is doing political affairs, she is wearing a combination plate armor and a horn helmet with her lips exposed. No wonder she is uncomfortable.

"Why do you always stare at me? People will be ashamed, do you want to know what kind of scenery is under my armor, tell you the truth: I don't wear anything, if you want to look at my mount, just look at it later. "She noticed Volibear's gaze scanning up and down, with a temptation to tease, and the fingers wrapped in leather gloves slowly circled the bear's belly.

Then there was an angry Ruiwen hung on the arm of her molesting bear.

"Give it to the old lady. My sexual orientation is normal and I am not interested in the girl who is still breastfeeding."

"If you dare to kidnap the lord of my house, I will kill you." Ruiwen hugged like a koala without letting go. She couldn't shake it off as if she was put on super glue.

Ruiwen, stop making trouble and come down quickly.

Volibear hurriedly took Riwen from her and patted her head to signal her to be quiet.

"This baby girl will explode when she molested her. How do you feel that you are the owner? This bear is simply your puppy." Sejuani looked at the armor on her arm, and Ruiwen didn't know when she was lying on it. Draw a pig head.

"Then if you have something, just tell me directly. Look at your expression, maybe it's not about bringing a little girl to play with me."

It’s not a big deal. I heard that you are recruiting troops to prepare for a war. You just want to join you to see if you can be a mercenary and earn some pocket money. You also know that I have to support my family now, and the land of my family is not enough. , Although I can't be your mount, I can still fight with a mercenary.

"Mercenary?" Sejuani looked at Volibear and asked incredulously."You have changed sex"

You just changed sex, how do bears change sex, bears can only become fat.

"In my opinion, you regret that you want to preserve your dignity in another way. In fact, the big man, or the bear, don’t need to care too much about face-saving things, and want to give me a hug again. I didn’t say disagree. You join my camp and you can still be your lord, and even I can exempt you from half of your tribute."

You think too much, I just want to be a quiet mercenary.Volibear had known this expression and said with a wooden sign holding his face.

"The purpose is that simple?" Sejuani squinted her eyes and made no secret of the naked question in her tone.

It’s just that before I became a mercenary, I wanted to know where I was fighting and who, so that I might be mentally prepared. This is a reasonable request.Volibear said while holding a pat, but under Sejuani's compelling gaze, he felt a little guilty.

"Haha. I understand, you still didn't give up." Sejuani's only exposed red lips curled up slightly under his full arms, confident and stunning.

"What you are still thinking about is Lisandra, what Lisandra is about to break Anivia's imprisonment, what you think is that the ember mist is about to spread to the frozen ground, and you still want my army to help you fix her. "Sejuani turned around Volibear interestingly, and the steel boots rattled on the floor, as if stepping on Volibear's heart.

"So you need to know what my war goal is? You need to know how many troops I have? You need to know if I have the possibility of changing my route? Will I encounter Lisantjo's forces on the road? As long as you wear my name belt With my banner, even if you are hundreds of kilometers away from the battlefield to attack Lisantjo, your unilateral attack on Lisantjo will trigger an all-out war between Lisantjo and me. Is that considered?"

Sejuani still circulates around Volibear slowly, every question that comes out of her mouth makes Volibear terrified. The impression she gives to herself is not all that kind of look is a little scornful and righteous. Yes, but today Volibear didn't say a few words, why was she suddenly so wise and terrifying, she even thought of the possibility that Volibear didn't expect.