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Jiuyue said to forbear him, "When the next world comes, I will throw him out to fend for himself!"

Chapter VIII Guess what, this is the fun of doujin

The talent show is going on, and it's Qingningzi's turn. She thought for a while, "Let me tell a joke to everyone."

Lu Zhengkang was already laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Qing Ningzi glared at him.

"Ah, I thought you could play the piano, or dance the sword. Suddenly you have to tell a joke, which doesn't match your personal setting."

"People always change."

Everyone applauded to express their welcome. The Qing Ningzi that I usually see is gentle and graceful. Such honest people telling jokes in itself is quite funny.

Qing Ningzi coughed twice and started speaking formally.

By the way, one day, Zhan Zhao alone was investigating a recent theft in Kaifeng Mansion. It turned out that the coin mold was stolen. If this is not handled properly, a large number of counterfeit coins will appear on the market before long, so Zhan guards The investigation began, and he gradually approached the truth from clues. At this time, the thief took the initiative to send him a letter saying that he could return the mold, but he wanted to talk with the Zhan guard in person. The time was at noon and the location was somewhere. It’s a small courtyard, far away from the government.Although Zhan Zhao felt that things were not good, he resolutely walked into the courtyard out of chivalrous spirit. At this time, what awaited him was an ambush. After fierce fighting, Zhan's guard defeated the enemy and regained his model. He was seriously injured and must inform the government of what happened.So he walked hard all the way to the Yamen, and when he walked to the door, suddenly his eyes went dark.

"What's wrong? Is the guard Zhan okay?" Xing Tian said nervously.

Qing Ningzi was dull, "Guard Zhan's eyes are black. It turns out that Master Bao came out head on."

She is smiling.

Everyone was stunned and did not speak.

Lielie asked suspiciously, "What then?"

Qing Ningzi's eyes widened, "No more, no more. My joke is over."

At this time Xiaoyu had already begun to laugh. Slowly, everyone who had reacted began to laugh. There were only a few, Xing Tian, ​​Ao Lie, and Hong Haier. They were still entangled.

"What about the later story? The black guard Zhan must have fainted!" Xing Tian said in a hurry.

Lie Lie also nodded, "That's right, he lost his blood and walked all the way, he must have passed out, did Master Bao carry him in?"

Hong Hai'er muttered to the side, "Such a great hero must not die, otherwise it would be a pity."

Qing Ningzi hurriedly explained to them, "Zhan's guard is fine."

"Isn't he seriously injured? It's still dark."

"I saw Master Bao in the dark."

"Do you faint when you see Master Bao being excited?"

"No, it's because Master Bao is black, so he is black."

"No, although Master Bao was so dark, the guard Zhan passed out!"

"He didn't faint, he just saw Master Bao."

"I didn't faint, why did my eyes go dark?"

"Because Lord Bao is black."

"What does this have to do with Master Bao being black?"

Qing Ningzi: "I... okay, okay, just do it with you."

Lie Lie raised his hand, "I seem to understand, no, Qingningzi, your joke is not funny, let's have one more."

Everyone is booing, let's have one more.

Qing Ningzi shook his head, "Okay."

In other words, a fire broke out in Kaifeng Mansion one day, so Master Bao hurried to the scene. After a while, an official in charge of inspecting the disaster came over. He took a look and turned his head and said to the surrounding servants, this time. The fire is not serious.The entourage asked, why did the adults say this? There are obviously many houses burned down.The official smiled and pointed to Master Bao who was not far from the scene. You can see that that person can still be alive after being burnt to black charcoal, which shows that this time it is just a lot of smoke.

After being silent for a while, everyone laughed again, Hong Haier and Ao Lie also reacted and started to laugh, and the point of laughter bounced back to the first joke and laughed even harder.Only Xing Tian still can't figure it out--he doesn't have a head either.

"Where is the laugh?"

"It's just that Master Bao is very dark."

Xing Tian scratched his armpit, "What's so funny about Renhei?"

So everyone fell into thinking about society and life.

Qing Ningzi rolled his eyes and came back, so angry that he sat in Lu Zhengkang's arms and pressed him out of breath.

"Murder... Murder..." Lu Zhengkang also rolled his eyes, dying.Qing Ningzi was shaken by him.

Around this time, someone knocked on the door outside the hut.

Everyone was taken aback and looked at each other, they are still in the cracks of time and space!Who would knock on the door outside?

Lu Zhengkang put Qingningzi aside, "I'll open the door."

Xing Tian came back to his senses at this time, "Oh, I was mocking Master Bao for being dark! Hahahahahahahaha!"

"Don't laugh Xingtian, guests are coming outside!"

"Huh? Guest? Aren't we traveling in time and space?"

"So, the outsiders are probably bad guys. Generally, what are the strong enemies who come out at this time?" Jiuyue had a second face, "Maybe it is our destined enemy of the Super Time Surprise Adventure Group! "

"What Super Time Surprise Adventure Group?"

"Our team! Super time! Surprise! Adventure! Team!" Jiuyue scratched his head and smirked.

Lu Zhengkang opened the door, "Hello? This is the Super Time Surprise Adventure Group!" Everyone shouted: What are you talking about, Tuss!

The visitor is riding a steel flying saucer, looking like a car the size of a car, like a glass bowl buckled on an iron round plate, through the glass ball cover, you can see an old and a young, two foreigners, from the bottom of the flying saucer. A steel arm came out. It was this thing knocking on the door just now.

"Eh! That friend, I don’t care what super-time shit adventure group you are, but, hiccup~ You are very interesting. I have traveled so many times in this place, and this is the first time I met you. How to say? Are you interested in talking about it? Where are you from? Maybe we can have a drink together? Find some hot girls and have a party in your old house in 2009? "This is in English, and Lu Zhengkang's English is pretty good.

The old man in the driver’s seat was tall, thin but sturdy, with an explosive blue Mediterranean haircut, and the boy in the yellow crew-neck shirt sitting on the front passenger was complaining, "Oh my God, Rick, can you stop talking to strangers? What if they are bad guys? You know, that is, this kind of thing, either I am timid, or I think I must be wary of communicating with people outside."

The old man turned his head and picked up the boy’s collar, "Oh, sacred shit! Morty, you shut up, I smell the party, and have fun, hehe, you didn’t know what happened in this quantum universe bubble gap How difficult it is for a group of people, think about it, we have encountered a magical phenomenon, hiccup~ Look, the Chronicles of Narnia, what else is Alice in Wonderland, maybe we go into this little flying house I can see rabbits in dresses!"

Chapter 880: Buddhist Morty

Lu Zhengkang expressed his welcome to these two guys who met unexpectedly. The blue-haired old man Rick said that there is no parking lot in your house, so he had to dock the spaceship on the roof, looking crookedly, it was indeed unsafe.

When they opened the door of the spacecraft—why use the word door—it looked like a normal car door. When they opened it, they hulated out a waterfall of wine, and a huge wine bottle can floated in the water suddenly. It poured down from the roof, and dripped down the eaves. The smell of alcohol mixed with vomit was very pungent. The clanging of bottles and cans made a headache, and Lu Zhengkang shrank back. After a little bit, standing under the eaves, I finally didn't get wet.

Rick and Morty got out of the wine bottle. They couldn't imagine why a car-sized spaceship could fit so much wine, and how could so much wine didn't kill the two of them.