Break through the steam game library

Lu Zhengkang looked at these two goods, his lower body was wet, so he took the initiative to clean them.

Rick hiccuped, "Oh! I'm really troubled, friend cleaner, tell me, isn't it, a mage? No, no, is it a wizard? You are rich in this kind of profession, isn't it? "

Morty hurriedly finished the game, "Rick, you say a few words, we are guests."

Lu Zhengkang shook his head, "Please come in. I declare in advance that we have ordinary people and extraordinary people in it. Don't do strange and dangerous things in the house, you know?"

The boy Morty quickly agreed, and the dangerous scientific maniac Rick just curled his lips.

Opening the door to greet the guests, two English-speaking guys suddenly came to a group of Chinese-speaking guys, and suddenly they fell into embarrassment, especially a few cultural deserts.

"Oh oh oh! Let me see, it's amazing, I was right, Morty! Look, these people really have rabbits in dresses!" Rick was referring to Xiaoyu.After entering the room, he looked around with the mechanical device in his eyeball for the first time. Several guys had high-energy reactions that interfered with his observation. However, he still saw that some guys were surprised by their bones.

"Rick, be polite, these are good people."

Jiuyue said hello: "Hello, my name is nine moon, what about that, nice to meet oil!"

Grand Master Guanyin sat in the corner of the sofa, looked up and down the pair of grandparents, squinted his eyes, and then his eyes lit up, turning his head and saying to Longnv and Nezha: "It just so happens that foreign friends are here, your English is not good. In the future, I will talk to others more. I have talked with your teacher. English is a thing, so you have to learn more and use it..."

The expressions of Nezha and Dragon Girl suddenly became depressed.

The first thing Rick came in was to find the refrigerator, "I drank all my wine, damn it, if I didn't meet you here, I might have to die because of the low alcohol content in my blood halfway through!"

Morty greeted everyone obediently, but he didn't understand much. The boy turned to ask his grandfather, "Rick, are there any machines in your place that can let us communicate in real time? You know, I haven't learned from them. Language."

Rick yelled irritably, "Oh, to die, ice, refrigerator, hiccup, where is the damn refrigerator?"

This unceremonious old man shook the big guy, mainly because I have never seen anyone who doesn't treat himself as an outsider. The roaring sky on the ground is slowly waking up now, and he looks up and sees Rui spinning around. K, also raised his hand to say hello.

Lao Du stepped forward to communicate. As the boss of the company, he had also studied English very hard for a period of time. This Maitreya Buddha was soft and didn't rush to talk to Rick. After a while, Rick calmed down.

Morty chatted with the three children in the inhuman hut, he looked older by comparison.

"Hello, my name is Morty."

Nezha's face was indifferent, and the dragon girl froze, but the red boy could communicate with Morty simply.Morty always felt that the atmosphere around him was weird. Of course, he belonged to a well-informed person. After seeing Xing Tian, ​​his first reaction was that he felt really cool. This kind of treatment made Xing Tian quite useful and cheerful.

Old Du took Rick up to the second floor, poured some beer from the bag, and fell down the chimney. Rick hurriedly took it over and drank it, and after drinking three cans, he cheered up.

"Hiccup~ I think there are some problems with our communication, but these are not problems. I can solve them with instruments. Do you have a workshop here? I only need some old mobile phone parts and screwdrivers. If not, then It's very troublesome."

Lu Zhengkang also came upstairs, "I can solve this problem, don't worry." He held a bowl of water in his hand and dipped his finger in his hand, "Please don't move."

"Is this a voodoo spell? Hey!" Rick hates magic because he has been beaten by a wizard.

"No." Lu Zhengkang shook his head. This mortal has a super-technical level and is almost invincible. Of course, there are a lot of shortcomings, but they don't prevent him from communicating for a while.

Lu Zhengkang drew a simple spell for everyone, which is actually similar to a concentric seal, which can convey the original meaning of words and is a very efficient way of communication.

[That's it, friend Rick, I heard that you have very good scientific literacy. We need to build a set of networking equipment in this room so that we can no longer be bored.This is a paid commission, what do you think?

Rick let out a sigh of relief, [Too underestimate me, oh, but your skills are pretty good.I don't have much request, but if there is anything that makes me cool, I am very happy!Want shit Guaqi!To Schwifty!

Lu Zhengkang has nothing to do with this old multiverse hooligan. This request is really strange. [You finish the work first, let me think about how to make you hi, and what, shit Guaqi.

Master Guanyin rubbed Morty's head, [Child, you have a very good talent, but it seems that you have gone astray.

is it?It's the first time I heard people say that my talent is very good. No, I mean, people usually don't praise me so directly, ha.

Guan Shiyin snorted, "The person next to you, his karma is too heavy, you will be assimilated by him sooner or later when you are with him, what is waiting for you is a huge excitement, reincarnation in the color phase, indulging in the sound In light desire, you will encounter a lot of pain, and a short period of happiness will be followed by greater pain.

Morty was so excited, he felt that he had met a friend, [Oh, you are too right!I just can’t stand Rick. He always forced me to take me on those adventures. It was terrible. I had to face death more than 60 times in a week, and 59 of them were betrayed by Rick. !Hey!He kept calling me an idiot!

Grand Master Guanyin smiled kindly, [Your grandfather undoubtedly loves you, and his heart is very lonely.

Morty complained, [He is an old bastard!

The Bodhisattva continues to be kind, [It’s okay, I will guide you, let you stay away from resentment, have a bodhicitta, and be able to face the world maturely.

Rick went downstairs and greeted Morty, "Morty, I want to go out and pull the network cable for this family. Stay here, don't make trouble for me!"

Morty looked calm, and there was a faint light wheel behind his head, "Okay Rick, you go."

"WTF?"

Chapter VIII Prepayment

Seeing that his grandson became like a Buddha, Rick suddenly became furious. He took out a magic-modified laser gun and gestured around him, "Did you drug him? Damn, I knew I would meet a house in the wild. If you can’t go in, there must be an ambush, ha, I thought this routine was abandoned in the 1990s, fuxk the shit! Morty! Come here for me, we will go now."

Lu Zhengkang and Lao Du came down from the second floor and stood on the stairs. Lu Zhengkang was about to approach. Rick turned the gun and pointed at his head, "You fucking have a problem too!"

Lu Zhengkang stopped helplessly, Lao Du was behind him, limited by the angle of the stairs, he could not see what was happening below, so he wondered, "Why don't you leave?"

Rick snorted quickly in English, and many people in the room didn't understand it, but only raised his hands in a panic.

September brought November to him, and November violently resisted, screaming in a low voice, "What are you doing! Are you trying to treat me as a shield?"

Jiuyue Ciao nervously said in her brother's ear: "As a brother, you should protect your sister?"

"Don't you tell me to get out before? Can I get out now?"

The two of them fought directly first.

Hong Hai'er was still expressionless, but seeing the interaction between his brother and sister in September, so he sneaked two steps, went to Ao Lie, and pulled his sleeve.Ao Lie was also trembling at this time. When he looked down, Nezha rushed on him like a worm holding his face, then slipped behind him and hung him, "Lielie protect me."

Ao Lie was strangled, "Let go... let me go... to die, to die!"

Lu Zhengkang flicked his finger and confiscated Rick's gun. The blue-haired old man immediately rolled up his sleeves, and another gun popped out of his arm, and directly shot the laser at Lu Zhengkang.

Upon seeing this, Qing Ningzi secretly opened a packet of potato chips and watched the play silently.

Lu Zhengkang was hit by a laser on his head without any reaction, as if he had been photographed by a child's infrared pen.

[Don't get excited.] He pointed to Rick and fixed him.

Rick began to yell, his mouth pouring like a sprinkler, his mouth was like a shower, and after ten seconds of cursing, the ground before his toes was wet.

Morty walked to the opposite side of Rick, and moved a chair to stand on it, so that he could look at Rick.

"Rick, stop making noise, I'm fine."

"Shit! Morty, you fucking look like you have been filled with a ton of LSD right now. Even if you are sold off, you still laugh! Find a way to escape!" He He lowered his voice, "Look for the teleporter from my arms, fucking, I don’t want you to do anything, and wait for me in the basement of the garage when I go back. If I succeed in suicide, I can escape, or you Give me a shot now, cut it with a portal to make it a little neater!"

Morty shook his head, "Rick, you are an old madman, but I still love you very much, just like you love me, Sangmei and mother, Rick, I am really good now."

Rick was stunned for a moment, "You're completely fucking helpless!"

Seeing that the crisis had been resolved, the surrounding friends relaxed one by one. Those who were eating melons were curious to get together.