Cheat Majutsu de Unmei wo Nejifuseru

Episode III: Barbecue

After finishing off the boar, he went out on open land near the entrance to the fourth basement floor.

I'm going to stop hunting today and reveal the night here.

I've consumed quite a bit of magic in my battle with him, and I've lost a good amount of protection to heal a complicated fracture in my left arm.

There is a rule to camp near the entrance as an implicit understanding of the Seekers. Because it is easier for the Explorers to cope with demonic raids when they are consolidated.

"Phew Phew Phew"

I'm going to dismantle the boar's monster on the cross of my nose. It's a monster that's 3 meters long, so it looks like it could eat quite a bit.

The lower body blew up thanks to the cooking from the inside, but the upper body is almost safe so it looks like it could be eaten without problems.

First of all, we're out of blood. Suspended in a pillar made of earthly magic, it cleaves the artery of the neck.

My heart is stopped, so I can't shed much blood. He exhales blood efficiently by spreading electrical signals in magic and forcing his heart to pump.

More and more purple blood accumulates in barrels made of magic rocks.

Prepare another rock bucket next to it.

"[Water Purification]"

And use the magic we developed during the game years.

This is the magic of the [purification] evolutionary system.

We succeeded in purifying and obtaining water in the underground labyrinth, and we hit the next challenge. Few hierarchies have convenient water fields. Little water is available, especially in the middle layers. In order to break the situation, he decided to obtain water from the demon, the closest resource.

[Water Purification] is a magic trick for that.

Magic was also devised to collect moisture in the air, but this one was too inefficient and dominated in the game age.

It removes blood qi and further separates only moisture. The separated moisture poured into the rock barrel, and the other impurities crept into the original barrel.

The removed temper is sucked into the balls of temper that I have.

"Um, Sauji. Do you really drink that?

"What is it, Kuna? Is the tent over yet?"

I asked Kuna to install a tent. Her presence here means that the tent has been successfully installed.

"Yes. It's over. So, what do you say? Do you really use that water?"

"Naturally. I built it until it drained my precious magic."

The moment I heard that, Kuna looked so disgusted.

"Ugh, I knew it"

"On the contrary, I don't know why Kuna cares so much"

I use magic to save a glass of water from the bovine monster's blood.

And I drank it up.

Water stains my tired body.

"I really drank. It's blood."

"So why do you care? Even Kuna was eating a bloody steak or something. It's more hygienic this way as we're completely removing impurities."

"……… if you ask me, yes"

Apparently, there was a lot of grinding in her.

"Sauji, give me some water too"

"Yeah, fine."

I wonder where the cup was.

Thinking about it like that, Kuna takes the cup that was in my hand and drinks the water with pleasure. White throat shakes. That's all I get, but my gaze nails me.

"Taste is normal water. Hmm? What is it, Sage? Just look at me."

"No, it's nothing."

joint kiss. What would Kuna react if I said something like that? That came up in her brain.

"Sauge, we're ready for you too."

Incineration and cookware. And Anne, who was securing a place to sit, came back.

"Thank you. Then let's start dismantling. Coona. Firstly, just sprinkle the hair while you don't burn the skin."

"Also, give me a fine order"

"Can't you?

"Isn't it up to you to do it! You should fall in love with Kuna's stunts."

Kuna calls the Mana of Fire and starts the sorcery.

I only burned out my hair brilliantly without putting one burn mark on my skin. Still, it's just as accurate as ever. That, in the precision of magic using fire, she even outshines me.

"You're ready downstairs. [Demonic Silver Smelting: Shaped Sword/Slash]"

Activate sorcery and turn the ring of Mithril into a sword. It is a one-handed sword about 60 cm across the blade, but the pattern is slightly longer so that both hands can be held.

I stood back.

"[Remaining month]"

Horizontal tungsten with enhanced concept of slashing.

When Anne used it, she broke through the skin, a move that stayed a few centimeters apart.

But when I use it.

"…… Wow, if it's a sausage, this is what happens"

The moment the silver flash runs, the bovine monster's neck falls.

Magic is a multiplication. Double the power of moves unleashed by the living body. In other words, it is amplified many times to the difference in completion of the original move.

That's why the magician tries to be extremely physical, albeit overwhelmingly capable.

"[Windmill]"

From the section of the neck, the compressed air between the skin and the meat is poured in exactly and exploded.

There is a pounding, dumb sound, and the boar's body spreads like a balloon in an instant.

After the boar's body squeezes, the uncured skin area is bladed in such a way. I grabbed the cut skin with both hands and when I opened it, the skin peeled off.

It is difficult to damage a surface hardened like a rock, but applying force between the skin and the flesh in this way leaves the flesh and skin light. And then if you pull it like this, you can take out the meat lightly.

As long as it peels off, the rest is easy. Instead of the weight distribution of the sword, let it change like "Natha" and slap it from Mizo to the clavicle. And I crack my belly and take out the built-in.

By breaking the contact between the vertebrae and the ribs all the way to the todome, it becomes three pieces of grate. All we have to do is cut it apart.

"Hmm, shall we do the good things around the abalone today?"

I cut out about 10kg of meat but haven't been able to take out 10% because the original is stupid.

Smoke around the roast meat and make it a preserved meal, but still not everything.

"Ugh, it looks delicious even though it's a demon"

"Well, meat like this makes you look like just a boar."

"Well, it's just meat. It's just too hard for normal people to eat."

Not as hard as body surface, but also hard meat. It's because of tough muscles that support joke-like physical abilities.

But the Seeker will be able to chew it off without any problems.

"How do you cook this?

"That's a whole bake with salt shaking in the bonfire. It's a good dish for camping."

"Juru, the instincts of a carnivore make a scene. It's been a long time since my mother and sister liked stewed dishes."

That's right, lady. They must have grown up eating hands-on, elegant dishes. Enjoy searcher-inspired wild cuisine.

Broil the abalone meat with the bones still attached in the bonfire. I rub salt and pepper in thoroughly before cooking, so if I finish cooking, I will wear it as it is.

On a burning fire surrounded by stone, two Y-shaped columns are erected and the meat stabbed on a skewer is knocked over them.

By turning the meaty skewers on the Y-shaped columns, you can breathe through the fire.

The different smells of pepper and gravy stir up appetite by the time it is violent. I can't stop spitting as much as I did earlier.

"Hey, Sauge, isn't the bonfire weird?

"Oh, that's weird. I've been trying to adjust my firepower for a while now, but the opposite is disgusting with the ideal firepower distribution."

Yes, cooking on an incendiary fire is other than difficult. How cautious is it to burn or burn raw?

Today's incineration, however, does not scorch the meat and yet maintains a strong firepower to the extent that the fire passes well. On the contrary, I can even feel that will, like cooking the surface hard at first to trap the gravy and then slowly passing through the fire.

No, that's not all. Focus your magic on your eyes and observe carefully. Then, even though it's just an incendiary fire, it's putting out the infrared light as strong as a charcoal fire and putting a solid heat through the inside.

This can only be done……

"Meat ♪ Meat ♪ Delicious meat ♪"

"It's you, Kuna!

"Heh!? Is it all of a sudden! Sage."

The moment Kuna is upset, the flames burn up in momentum.

"Oh, the meat!

The fire subsided as Kuna hurriedly turned her gaze to the burning fire.

"Damn, it's insane to talk to you while you're cooking!

Kuna turns her tail upside down and gives an angry look.

"Kuna, could it be you. Wouldn't it be necessary to burn a fire?

The moment he hears those words, Kuna's ears pin. This is how she reacted when she was pounded.

"Damn, that's not true, is it? It's faster to cook on the surface and then heat the inside directly without using fire, the gravy won't escape, and it will keep you hydrated, so it's impossible to make a delicious one, right?

"Anne, shall we put out the fire?"

"Right. It's going to be quicker that way, and I think I can eat something delicious."

"Oh, stop, it's a stop! It looks tastier with this burning fire! It's also atmospherically fun! It's the afterlife, so keep it up, keep it up! Let me twirl more!

How much fun it is to spin meat around, Kuna desperately takes us.

In the end, it was to be rooted in the kuna and the meat was cooked to the end in an incendiary fire.

Sure, it's romance that burns.

"It's delicious. After all, it's justice to burn."

Huge ribs were cut into bone units and distributed to everyone.

There are just giant boar monsters and that's enough.

"Kuna, I don't know."

Kuna hits the boned meat thoughtfully and shakes her tail. I have plenty of gravy in my mouth.

"Anne, this is how wild food is polite to eat wild."

"Sure, it's weirder to eat classy food like this."

I'm as funny as Kuna, too, and I'm gonna hit the meat.

And then snuff off the best meat stuck to the bone with your teeth. It escapes this flavour even if it is elegant to eat.

The taste of strong meat spreads through my mouth.

"If Sauge says so. Yes."

Anne also let go of the knife and fork and wore it like Kuna or me. Are you a little embarrassed? Your face is red.

"It looks like a boar, but it also tastes like a cow. I've never had meat like this before. You didn't throw away the demons, either."

Sure, this meat is good. Thoroughly removing the muscles, mincing and softening them would sell them outside as well.

It would be difficult because I'm the only one who can purify it.

Sometimes, another party camping nearby comes over here smelling like meat and gives me a glimpse of the broken boar's monster meat piled up next to my tent.

I guess it's because I know eating demonic meat is suicidal.

"Coona, Anne, it's tea."

To the two of you who are finished eating and smiling satisfactorily, I make you some tea and give it to you.

I bought this tea in the city. I chose something that would help me relax. It became a little expensive shopping, but in a less entertaining underground labyrinth, this kind of preference can be quite helpful.

"Sauge, you notice. It's delicious, but it helps because my stomach was overeating meat."

"Delicious tea. It's a good brew. Maybe better than our butler."

My two princesses drink tea looking delicious in the heart. More than happy for me.

As we enjoyed the collusion while we were in the fire for a while, a party of melts walked toward us.

It's a six-pack. As far as gear goes, four of them are fighters and the other two will have luggage.

He looked terrible. The equipment is so broken that it is mostly useless. And her cheeks were lean and her skin was dry.

Probably didn't take much water or food.

As is often the case. Strong enemies and life-threatening defeats while diving deep. Food comes on while the wound is healing or you lose your luggage when you run away.

As far as the lack of luggage is concerned, it would be the latter.

Kuna and Anne stand up.

"Give me some food and water. If you defy me, I'll kill you."

A leader arrived in front of me and poked his sword at me.

If it's common to lose food, it's common to take food away from other parties like this.

Taking statistics on the causes of death in the underground labyrinth, it is only third in the order of ni % of the total that they are killed by demons.

The first cause of death is food and water, and the second is to be killed by humans.

And the superior party has the power to kill us all, even though we're in the worst shape.

Death if you defy it.

You have to choose your response carefully. So I……

"I refuse."

I replied with a smile.