Civilization Game

Mad Dog Zeros

News of the Zeros' retreat soon reached the Roseanne army.

I'm finally done playing hide-and-seek. The assembly rises and the torch lights up. Soldiers who had been scattered around the forest began to gather around the horsemen.

“This way! This way! ”

Roseanne, along with her escorts, was also gathering soldiers from the forest.

“Over here! It's all right, it's all right! ”

“… Sa, I'm alive. ”

A young soldier from the Rosarium is coming through the bush. She runs in and grabs the soldier by the hand.

“Are you okay? Are you hurt? ”

“… Ugh, I'm sorry, but I... got hurt. ”

Roseanne tries to look at the wound with a surprised face as the soldier grimaces and grabs his chest. At that time, the soldier smiles and adds a small voice.

“I was offended by the general's beauty. ”

“ ……. ”

The soldiers watching from behind complain of vomiting.

“Ah-ah, shit! You scared the shit out of me! ”

The soldier's mouth catches on the sight of Roseanne's adorable gaze. Yes, this was not a regular army, it was the Roseanne army in the perverted lair. The other soldiers who looked jealous swallowed tears.

When the soldiers gathered to some extent around the numbers that became the basis of the gathering, the cells spread into two calves and spread out throughout the forest. It repeats itself several times, and the soldiers gather quickly. Since the Argons gave up their pursuit early, they didn't have to run very far.

Roseanne arrives at the central rally point on which she is guarding. They were burning firewood and signaling a gathering of smoke.

“Brother! Are you all right? ”

“I'm lively.”

The manager welcomed me.

“... Hey, how's the troop loss? ”

“Zeros has beaten us a lot, but it's a miracle that we're outnumbered. ”

Roseanne clears her chest and relieves herself. Suddenly, the manager smiled and continued.

“… to be honest, I was skeptical of the king's orders. I thought retreating at night in the Rainforest was like feeding monsters. However, for some reason, the monsters in the area were silent and were able to greatly reduce their casualties. ”

In this way, only the Argonians who stopped pursuing them suffered losses.

“... I wonder what kind of magic you did. ”

“That's why I told you to trust Lord! Ahem.”

Roseanne opens her chest and says, The manager also apologized that his thoughts were short this time.

“Oh, and here are the instructions from Lord. Let's just leave a few people here and get going. ”

“Starting…. ”

She raises her lute and smiles.

“From now on, it's our turn to fight back! ”

*

The situation was reversed as Roseanne pursued the troops. Now it looks like the Zeros are escaping home with wounded Zeros, and the Roseanne forces are right behind them.

“Senior General! The Abyss are on our tail! ”

“Please let me go! Just give me a thousand soldiers and I'll wipe them out and come back! ”

Despite the Zeros resemblance, the aggressive advisors quarrel in front of them to intercept, but denial calmly shakes their heads.

“If you attack with a medium-sized number, you risk counterattack. They're infantry anyway, so we'll outpace them. ”

After Zeros ran out and things got messy, he continued to feel anxious about the reasons. I didn't have a great tactical eye, but the animal senses that I had rolling around on the battlefield for a long time warned him.

“Isn't that strange? ”

A deputy asked me if I felt strange.

“What do you mean? ”

“The monsters. When you first broke through the forest, you fought like that, and now you've seen at most one or two, right? ”

“... which is fortunate for us. ”

The commander replies, unconscious, and looks at Zeros on the drake. I became more resolute.

“Speed up, there are no monsters! We'll lose sight of the Abyss! ”

“Old!”

As the couriers speed up, Roseanne's footing quickly became invisible. That way, they seem to be able to outrun the pursuers.

However, after a short time, a new obstacle awaits. Monsters in the Rainforest that were rarely seen began to appear from some point on. A horde of Lycans snatches up the courage above the drake and drags it down to the ground. The forest trolls block the march path with their huge bodies and swallow the soldiers in one bite.

“One by one, the Abyss behind us catch up! Keep going!”

“Ahhhh!”

While the commander was shouting, a soldier was being dragged to the bottom of a long monster. Enemies! Enemies! A shrieking, soundless voice echoes through the air.

“Damn it! Bress! Shoot Bress!”

Bubble bun!

The drakes shoot Bress everywhere. Even degenerate dragons inherit the blood of dragons, but they cannot be exposed to crude horses. However, the number of monsters was too large for the threat alone.

“Hey, these! ”

“Never mind! Keep going!”

The commander is screaming at the whale, and he sees a giant arm moving in front of him. The commander quickly pulls Drake's harness and dodges. Kuku ku Kung! I could have guessed a monster the size of which the dust was rising.

“Shoot Bress at him! ”

A large monster retreats into the forest only after the Drakes' braces have been planted. The manager wiped the sweat off his forehead.

“Here you go, General! Look up there! ”

Looking straight ahead, you can see the eyes of the shining monsters in the dark, dense forest. There were countless. All the courageous runners panic and stop the drake.

“No, there were no monsters back there! Where did you come from all of a sudden? ”

Someone's sighing echoes in your ears.

Monsters are swarming in front of you and Roseanne is coming behind you. It was a setback.

“Senior General! Taking on so many monsters is reckless! I'd rather hit the Abyss with my back...! ”

“Nonsense! If we show our backs, do you think they'll leave us alone? I'm going to bite you harder and harder! ”

The sight of starving witches drooling raises a fear of equity for everyone. The Drakes would have been attacked long ago if they hadn't threatened us. The commander raises his sword at the end of his troubles.

“…… there is only one road. ”

Back the way we came, we must withstand the attacks of monsters and the Roseanne army at the same time. They will be wiped out before they can even break through the siege. It would be better to face the monsters themselves.

“Forward thrust! ”

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!”

“Let's go! Argon warriors! ”

The couriers rush into the forest as a signal to shoot Bress straight ahead. He bit his lip. I knew I had to send my men to limb. I was disqualified.

‘… What the hell is going on here? ’

*

Hours ago.

When word got out that Zeros had launched a surprise attack, Lord in command was busy preparing for battle. I've called in my partner, Aaron Diet, and checked the weapons and equipment.

“I want you to take command for me, Tia. ”

“I understand, Your Highness. Don't worry about it here. Get to work. ”

“Goodbye! Military nickname! ”

After saying good-bye to Tia, Lord and Aaron Diet are preparing to make their way to the Warp Gate. There was a man approaching the command post. A runfang who was taken from the hills by the Alands and disguised himself. He kneels before Lord.

“I couldn't protect the important Node. Kill me.”

“Oh! You're just in time. Runfang.”

Rather than a reprimand, Lord greets him with a smile.

“Get up. You're coming with us. ”

“…… Yes? ”

“Witches! Can one of you help us? ”

One of the youngest-looking witches who opened the Warp Gate comes running to you.

“From now on, you two stick together. ”

The little witch climbs up Runfang's back and sits on her neck. At some point, Runfang becomes thirsty of her.

“It's your only lifeline, Runfang. Don't let her get away from you if you don't want to die. ”

“What are you talking about……. ”

“I've got work to do. It's the only thing you can do. ”

Rod chose Runfang for the Joker of the Rainforest Battle. The reason was simple: his unique abilities could attract monsters.

The Druid tribe's unique ability, "Connection", is simply a power that is loved by beasts and monsters. However, the method of contact was somewhat unusual, but it was collected immediately.

The Warp Gate to the Roseanne army opens and Rod, Aaron Diet, and Runfang and the Little Witch cross over.

“Well, if you're in the mood today... ”

Runfang checks his condition as soon as he crosses the gate.

“Five times without a fuss! ”

“Pee! Pee! You're peeing! ”

The horseman laughs and confronts you. The soldiers around you look at them with strange eyes.

Runfang, who borrowed a horse from the soldiers, blindfolded the witch and shot her to pee all over the forest. The reaction was immediate. Monsters that were sensitive to smell started to sniff out Runfang's urine from afar. Monsters followed him everywhere he went.

"Tsk, can't you control the water supply in the forest?" ’

Originally, Runfang was at the top of the Druid's power, where he was able to give orders to the monsters responsible for his harvest. However, the monsters in the Rainforest were strong enough not to be attacked at all. I had to hurry because the smell of urine would be eaten right away.

Runfang pees at several points following the intelligence officer's communication instructions. Those were the points of the Zeros' expected retreat. After completing his work, Runfang returned to his home on the young witch's warp gate, and all the monsters in the nearby Rainforest were gathered there.

On the other hand, the Zeros, who had to take the wounded Zeros out of the rainforest, retreated to the shortest distance back to their homeland, and the Roseanne forces deliberately drove them back into retreat. So the Zeros sniffed out Runfang's urine and poisoned all the monsters gathered.

“Hehe, these monsters really! ”

“Too many enemies! ”

Monsters in the Rainforest were stronger and more persistent than they thought. Elite soldiers who have been training for a long time are losing their lives so easily.

‘... At this rate, it is extinct. ’

When the manager is feeling limited. Zeros' arm twitches, lying on Drake's back like a bundle.

“Here you go, General! Mind...! ”

The commander fails to finish his sentence and rolls off the drake. The monster's teeth are stuck in his neck. As the last leader to command disappeared, the Zeros fell into chaos.

“… Is it over? ”

When everyone was in despair, Zeros, who had lost his mind, was slowly awakening.

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Gentlemen, this is how scary peeing is.

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wnsdlfh/When did you join the military? I'm looking at the end of February.

Choi Cachu/Huff; Huff; My rose won, so why are you looking for defeat? Roseanne's big victory was made thanks to Choi Ka-cheol's gift!

Loricom MK/Mysterious Bad Drip...

Master Column/Thank you!

Bug/Roll, roll, roll

Kulera/This and many snowballs are rolling simultaneously!

... (-1).../Breaking News! Rod Polentia, step down from the throne, taking responsibility for Zero's capture. The next one goes to Bible.

Wind color/Guanac! Giaaaak!