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So you've been sitting in a closed practice for a long time and you still have hemorrhoids? Although sitting for a long time is indeed a major cause of hemorrhoids...

Song Shuhang is a rookie practitioner and has been practicing for over a month now. It's all about luck and opportunity.

So he had no idea what it would be like to be a low-order monk and sit practicing for years every day.

Not to mention what little monks say about sitting on ‘Fire Rock', ‘Ice Rock'. I suppose the little monks say 'fireworks’ and ‘ice stones' should be the treasures of the Brothers' sect to improve the efficiency of disciples' sitting and practicing. Something like "Cold Jade Bed" from a novel used tomb pie?

Anyway, Song Shuhang feels like he's in a rising position today.

But a monk should have a way with hemorrhoids, right? Otherwise, does every junior monk have hemorrhoids?

And...

Song Shuhang asked: "Gogo, don't you take quenching fluid? ”

He remembers the first time he took quenching fluid, some small and dark wounds in his body, all emptied out. Thereafter, although each dose became less and less effective, it still had a certain quenching effect.

Hemorrhoids in the district or something, can you treat them with a single shot of quenching fluid?

Should… about… be OK? Unless this little guy took too much quenching fluid before, causing the quenching fluid to no longer quench him?

“I thought of the quenching fluid, but it didn't work.” The little monk fruit sighed heavily and his little face was filled with heavy sadness.

Then he lowered his voice: “When I first took the quenching fluid, the hemorrhoids had not come out. But the quenching fluid worked really well, and the dark wounds in my body were wiped out.

Then, when I practiced on fire rocks and ice stones for two years and hemorrhoids came out, I immediately thought of quenching fluid. Then take it right away. But somehow, quenching fluid doesn't work on hemorrhoids. ”

In fact, it's useless for a little monk to keep his voice down. What is the White Honored Man? If Song Shuhang can hear it, he can hear it clearly even thousands of meters apart. As for kimba beans, that's kimba. That's great hearing.

Of course, Song Shuhang will not relentlessly expose this fact.

When he heard about it, he turned his head quietly to look at the white honored.

White reverend's mouth fluctuates slightly, and the sound is dense: “Little monks take too much quenching liquid of ordinary quality... ordinary quenching liquid doesn't do much for his body anymore. Effective unless it is a superior quality quenching liquid. ”

Sure enough, Song Shuhang sighed.

The elite disciples of the Gate faction drank quenching fluid and vomited when the dispersers poured out a pot of 'quenching fluid' and wept into the river, which is the advantage of Gate faction accumulation.

Little monks did not notice the anomaly of Song Shuhang, and continued to lower their voices: “Plus, recently, Master wanted me to go to the cave of a thousand floors of prison cave to practice the closing and closing, to speed up my practice. I feel that if I go to a thousand stories of prison cave, this hemorrhoids will get worse and worse, so I want to come out for a small surgery to end the disease! ”

“I even found a hospital, minimally invasive treatment, no pain, no relapse!” When the little monk spoke of it, he looked forward to it.

Song Shuhang sighed. There may be no pain, but if it doesn't recur, it's advertising. These days, ads work so well to deceive innocent guests like little monks.

After sighing, the Book Sail asked, "Little man, won't you tell your master about this? Master Tong Xuan will definitely have a cure for this little problem, right? ”

“My master is practicing closed-mouth meditation. Everything in the temple is now managed by Uncle Magic of the Law School. And if I asked Uncle Magic, he would surely say," This little problem, with perseverance, can persevere. This... is also part of the practice! ”Little monks learn the tone of Uncle Magic:“ Because Uncle Magic, he walks through the cultivation method of the painstaking monk. ”

Bitter Monk: We suffer, we are happy. The more the pain, the more the sweetness of 'bitterness’ can be realized. So let the hemorrhoids come more intense!

Song Shuhang smoked at the corner of his mouth: “Why don't you ask your brother for three days? They must have a way of coming, right? ”

“No, it's too shameful. I can't let you know about this!” Little monk Fruit firmly said: “So I thought it would be better to have an operation. You don't have to worry about relapse after you do it. I won't be afraid of a thousand floors of prison caves in the district! ”

Song Shuhang gently pinched Fatty Paper's face: “Okay, come on. Then, if it's just to treat hemorrhoids, our affiliated hospital in Jiangnan University City is fine, there are also minimally invasive surgeries there, I'll take you there to treat it? ”

The monk thought about it and said, "Well, I'll try! ”

Song Shuhang shrugged his shoulders: “Come here, I'll assign you a room. Besides, you can't run away for a few days while you're on my side, you know? Otherwise, I can't tell Brother Three Days. ”

“The little monk knows, he will never give you any more trouble!” Little monk Fruit said nicely.

Song Shuhang nodded - hope this little guy can really behave?

After all, he was a good man and could not refuse a free-flowing request to take care of a little monk.

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After arranging the room for Little Monk Fruit, Little Monk stays in the small room and keeps his eyes shut - he needs to recover from the exhaustion caused after more than four hours of high-speed flying on the flying sword.

Song Shuhang returned downstairs and Baijong was plugging the U disk of Immovable Vajra into the computer to run.

Because it is the cultivation method passed down by the Basic Vajra Fist Law, the work of Immovable Vajra is the same as it was in the beginning, it is also several pictures plus the mantra.

However, it is an auxiliary technique, with only two drawings in total, and a row of tactics.

Method of use Refer to the method of the original pharmacist guiding him in the Basic Vajra Fist Method, stare at the content recorded in the mind for a while, then look again in a relaxed state, will enter an illusion space and accept the cultivation and inheritance of Immovable Vajra.

After Song Shuhang mastered the cultivation method of "Immovable Vajra", Bai Zung taught Song Shuhang that little method of "charging".

The same is true of drawing a thunder in the palm of your hand with the power of qi and blood, although it is much simpler than the thunder in the palm of your hand. Then just give it a shot at the phone or laptop you're charging.

Until full, excess energy dissipates automatically.

Song Shuhang quickly mastered this‘ charging 'spell.

It's just... he always feels that the method taught by the white dignitaries is a little different from what Senpai Sanwa left behind in the mass space.

Has the White Venerable improved this‘ charging technique 'himself?

The next day, 9 July.

When Song Shuhang woke up in the morning, he opened the door.

Then, Senior White found himself walking back and forth in the corridor outside his door.

“Good morning, Senior White.” Song Shu Channel.

“Good morning, Book Sailing.” Senior White smiled, then he happily handed over the tablet in his hand and pulled a message for Book Sail.

That was a message from Mayujun Huangshan.

“Dear White, I have arranged for you and your book sailing buddies to attend flight training. On July 9th, a special agent will come to your door to present you with a Class III medical certificate and a Private Aircraft Driver's License (PPL). The agent will escort you to the special site to test your flight. Have a great flight! Huang Shan Zhenjun, go. ”

Honorable white people smile happily and look very happy.

“Medical clearance and airplane license?” Song Shuhang rubbed his eyes, I haven't even touched the plane. Senior Huang Shan, would you really give me a driver's license?

“Mm-hmm. Forget the details. Get ready!” Senior White said happily: "Someone will pick us up in a few moments for a test flight at a special airport! Don't miss the time! ”

“Good seniors, no problem, I'll be ready, just waiting to go!” Song Shuhang smiled sharply at Senior Bai.

“Okay, hurry up!” Senior White hummed the song and went downstairs with his tablet.

When Senior White goes down, the beans come out quietly, it doesn't talk, shakes its body. Then, a dog fur fell down.

Then it silently handed the dog hair to Song Shuhang: "Take it and put it close. Just in case! ”

“Beans!” Song Shuhang is excited - at a critical time, beans are still very polite!

Beans heavily photographed Song Shuhang with dog paws, then quietly went back to his room.

When I got back to the room, the bean mouth revealed a slightly humane smile: "Oh, Huangshan Dayi, if you don't let me learn about cars, I'll just go learn about planes! ”

Turns out... its dog hair wasn't used for Song Shuhang just in case?

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Unknowingly poor Song Shuhang classmate, carefully hid the dog fur close, then quickly turned on the chat software.

When it opened, there was a message from Zhenjun Huangshan.

“Book Sailing Little Friend, I've arranged for you and the White Honor to attend flight training. On July 9th, someone will be presented with a medical certificate and a flight photo. Then I'll take you to learn how to fly and have a good time. Huang Shan Zhenjun. ”

Song Shuhang replied: “Senior Huang Shan, can't you tell me this news a few days in advance so that I can prepare myself? ”

Huang Shan Zhenjun was right online at the moment: "Ha ha, I told you already, I will arrange for you to study airplanes soon. And it's not easy to plug you in directly through a relationship and learn to fly a plane. If you can learn, take your chances. Don't complain! ”

“Okay.” Song Shuhang sighed: “Then I have only one additional request. Senior Huang Shan, please make sure that I prepare a 'costume' and supporting oxygen supply equipment! ”

“What do you want with all this? Just flying back in the blue sky, huh?” Zhenjun Huangshan asked.

“Senior Huang Shan.” Song Shuhang said heavily: “With Senior Bai, my goal is not as simple as the district blue sky. My journey is the universe! ”

Zhenjun Huangshan: “…"