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Chapter 226 Little Monk: I'll Make Money for Hemorrhoids!
Anthony, with white hair, slowly woke up from his coma... he felt himself in a very turbulent place, like a long time ago, when he was in a tractor, it was shocking and painful.
“Goddamn it, can't someone sleep well?” Anthony muttered, and then he slowly opened his eyes.
Bright, bright! Bright!
When he opened his eyes, he found a light in front of him, all white. And this light is all-round, blind corner illumination, like a medical shadowless lamp, can't even see a shadow!
Invisibly, you're on a big boat. But if it's a big boat, why can I see a white cloud floating by it?
Then a gentle voice rang in his ear: "Son, you're awake. ”
I'm in Temma's 40s and almost 50s, and you call me Kid? Anthony had a twitch in the corner of his mouth and turned his head to look at the gentle voice of his master.
At first glance, he almost peed.
It's a perfectly white, perfectly flawless human object with white light coming from him. Behind him, a total of three pairs of wings beat slowly, further supporting his sanctity.
Angel... Angel? Anthony's got a big mouth.
Why would I see an angel?
Am I dead? No way, it can't be, I don't make sense to die like this.
“Excuse me, where are we?” Anthony asked with a cry, he was still young, he had a lot of experiments to try, he had a lot of unfulfilled dreams, he felt he could save some more!
“Don't panic, don't be afraid. Boy, this is paradise.” The six-wing angel had a loving smile on the corner of his mouth, a soft voice and a feeling of immense comfort.
But a gentler smile will not quench Anthony's despair at this time.
Heaven, am I dead? He turned his eyes and fainted...
“Senior White Crane, don't scare him like that. What if you scare him to death? We'll trade him for instructor Li.” At this point, beside the six-wing angel, a figure appeared quietly in black, hip-hopping.
“Nonsense, I never scared him from the beginning to the end, and my boat is called ‘Heaven’, I didn't lie to him.” The six-wing angel still spoke mildly and then saw it wandering gently, and the holy light of the heavens gathered up and revealed itself.
It was a giant white crane, all white, with three wings on each side, left and right. This is the true nature of it, and the six-wing angel was the form of his illusion as a human being.
Coincidentally, it looks just like the legendary Western angels. I wonder if it's because of its human morphology, it mixes up a very good position in the Western world.
This Shinjun Baihe is a good friend of Shinjun Huangshan.
Teacher Li was taken away by the old American FBI or a similar institution. With the help of Shinjun Shirakawa, it would be easy to exchange Anthony for Teacher Li.
In fact, Huang Shan Zhenjun sent people directly, and it was easy to rescue Teacher Li - but that would add a lot of unnecessary trouble.
Well... actually, it's all an excuse!
In fact, this Shirakatsu Shinjun once endured a great deal of gratitude from Senior Bai, the kind that Eun Tong rebuilt. Wherever Senior White needs help, he's always the first one who wants to jump out and help.
But here's another big problem. Shinjun Baihe refuses or dares not see the face of Senior Bai - it is said that after bearing the great gratitude of the white honored, he bounced about two months before and after the saddle next to the white honored.
And then one day, it died, and it proposed to Senior White.
Suggested... then there's no need to say more.
It was the most painful and sweetest memory of Shirakatsu's life, and to this day, he still dared not go to see Shirakatsu.
But it also wants to help the white honor, even a little bit, wherever it can help, it wants to help.
Therefore, Huang Shan Zhenjun reasonably entrusted the task of "saving Teacher Li" to him.
Instructor Li was brought into the hands of the old American FBI or a similar institution for the sake of the white dignitaries. Bringing Li out helps Bai Zhuang.
Besides, after Huang Shan Zhenjun gave this task to Bai He Zhenjun, Bai He will not only help in the past, but will also owe Huang Shan Zhenjun a favor!
You can let people do things for themselves, and you can make people owe you a favor. It's stupid not to do such beautiful things!
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“By the way, Senior White is out again, right? Who's in charge of familiarizing Senior White with the new era this time?” Shinjun Shirakawa asked the man in the black clothes beside him.
This man, covered in black clothes, is a subordinate of Huangshan Zhenjun.
The Brotherhood called the ‘Tibetan Hook’ Zhou Di. His duty —— to handle all kinds of troubles for the beans, to wipe their asses perfectly. A subordinate like him, Zhenjun Huangshan has a large team under his command.
“Well, the white man has been out for some time now. This time, however, a new person is responsible for the care of the white honored.” The Tibetan Hook Zhou is off the road.
“Newbie? Tsk, Huang Shan Shinjun's people are getting old, won't they go to receive Senior Bai? A bunch of losers!” Shiraku Shinjun snorts.
Zhou Li: “…”
You are the least qualified to talk about the friendship and willpower of the truly monarchy, at least the dowry of the group has not done the ruthless thing of proposing marriage like you!
“So now, I bet the newcomer has surrendered to the charm of Senior White?” Shiraku Shinjun asked, "It believes that with the charm of Bai seniors, whether the new man is a man or a woman or a demon, he will submit to the charm of Bai seniors and not be able to pull himself out!
Zhou Li thought about it and replied: “How can I say this... I have heard from Shinjun that although this new person is influenced by the charm of Senior White, he still maintains a normal friendship. ”
“What, you can still have normal friendships? Is the new guy a boy or a girl? Is he a demon?” Shirakawa Zhenjun asked hastily.
“Human, man.” Zhou Li replied.
“Male? Is this guy a faggot? I can't believe I can withstand the charm of Senior White!” Shiraku Shinjun was surprised.
Zhou Li: “…”
Senior White Crane, you said the opposite, it's the opposite, right? It is because of the normal sexual orientation of the young friend named Book Voyage that the charm of the White Venerable can be blocked!
By the way, Shiraku Shiraku is not really the key.
Its race is special and is the blood of the ancient monsters. From the time they emerged from the eggs, their clan did not discriminate between the sexes or the yin and the yang.
Only when their clan finds the true love of a lifetime and makes a special contract similar to a marriage contract will their clan evolve according to the sex of their lover.
Overall, it is a very large and unrestrained race. Before they got married, their clan made love to each other's girls. If they wanted to make love to each other, they made love to each other.
“Tsk, it seems necessary to meet the newcomer when I get that little Li back.” Shinjo Shinjun put his wings under his head and put on a contemplative posture.
It is important to educate and educate this new recruit so that he can understand the charm and beauty of Senior White.
There must be no creatures in this world that don't love Senior White! Any creature that doesn't love white seniors is a mistake in the world.
The wrong three views of the newcomer, let Shinjun Shirakawa himself turn back!
Shirakatsu Shinjun's eyes burned with the fires of Bear Douzhi.
On the other side, the Gangnam area.
More than an hour ago, Song Shuhang and Baizhun grabbed the beans and waited for half a day over Jiangshui Civil Aviation Training Center. Huangshan Zhenjun sent professionals to deal with the end of the matter (wipe his ass) finally arrived.
Song Shuhang handed Anthony over to the team of professionals and told them where the 'plane crashed' was.
Afterwards, the 'Kimba Aircraft Incident’, ‘Airplane Crash Incident’ and ‘Teacher Xiao Li Became an Astronaut Incident’ can all be handled by this professional.
After the presentation, Book Sailing returned to the pharmacist's building with Senior White and Beans.
Song Shuhang came back and shouted: "Fruit! ”
- I'm embarrassed to say, let the little monk stay at home and take care of the house. But he and Senior White rushed into the universe, tormenting each other, not even preparing lunch for the little monk.
I don't know if Little Monk Gogo's hungry.
Song Shuhang called twice, but there was no response in the room.
“Strange, why shouldn't you say something? Are you asleep?” Song Shuhang was confused.
He then looked up and down the entire building, but still did not see the figure of Little Monk Fruit.
“Where is this bear boy?” Song Shuhang bit his teeth.
“Book Sailing, take a look at this.” At this time, Senior Bai pointed to the third floor dining table with a novel that Song Shuhang had rented from the bookstore.
Song Shuhang approached him and discovered that the cover of the novel had been written in two large words.
The first paragraph: "Brother Shuhang, I'm going to make money, don't read it. ”
The second paragraph: "PS: In the morning, I checked the Internet on my computer and found that hemorrhoid surgery cost $3,000 to $5,000, and hospitalization is even more expensive! And when I went out, it was only $1,032 and $60,000, which was still a lot of money away from the surgery. So, Brother Shuhang, I'm going to make some money, I'll be back soon! ”
“Ahhh!” Song Shuhang Fist: “Bastard, sincerely want to piss me off, right? I told you to stay home and watch the house, and go out and run, and let my words be the wind in your ear, right? Give it back, PS. your sister! When I get you back, with or without hemorrhoids, I'm gonna punch your shit out! ”
Beans quietly shrunk their heads. Is Song Shuhang angry today?