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If you did strangle yourself, why did you strangle the tip of the onion and not take it and wrap it in your pocket?

Did you accidentally strangle the head of an onion woman while you were on Mystic Island? And then you want to wait until you get off the island to find a way to stick it back?

“Head, my onion tip!” At this point, the onion lady on the enlightenment stone in her pocket screamed: “Damn Song Shuhang, it is you who pinched the tip of my onion seedlings! ”

“Don't be ridiculous! Stop screaming. I don't have any memories of Mystic Island.” Song Shuhang looked carefully at the tip of the chopped onion seedlings and asked: “Sister, can you restore the chopped onion seedlings? ”

“How is it possible to stick it back? With what? Glue?! I'll choke your head off and stick it to you with glue!” The onion woman is very angry, she finally grew back so easily, how difficult it was to get her head strangled. If Song Shuhang doesn't apologize to her, she won't forgive him!

“Exactly.” Song Shuhang re-wrapped the chopped onion seedling tip in paper and deposited it in the 'bunny shrink bag’.

I can't stick it back anyway, so keep the chopped onion tip first.

It's too bad if you strangle it and throw it away. Maybe you can use it later - for example, when he hits the 'dragon door', if you want to quickly accumulate the qi and blood force in your body, treat the tip of the spring onion and continue to take it, it will definitely have a good effect.

After putting away the tip of the spring onion, the Book Sail said to the spring onion woman: “If it is true that I have strangled your tip... then I will definitely try to compensate you! ”

“How do you make it up to me?” The rest of the spring onion has a slightly inflatable arousal, which is her drumming face!

“I haven't figured out how to make it up to you, see what opportunities there are in the future. If you're like this now, I can't imagine where I can make it up to you. Why don't I make you another green onion seedling partner?” Song Shuhang replied.

“Not at all sincere.” The onion woman resented it, but the slightly drummed part of her body calmed down - the silly one unexpectedly took care of it.

“Rest assured, Song Shuhang always counts. I'll definitely find a way to make it up to you later.” Song Shuhang took it seriously.

The method practiced by Onion Lady seems to be Buddhist Gong... However, this Buddhist Gong and Onion Lady do not match very well. Onion Lady has practiced for more than 300 years and has not even broken through the realm of taste.

Why don't you give her a chance to try something else? Buddhist kung fu is not good, you can change the Taoist or Confucian.

Thinking about this, Song Shuhang wrote this option down.

Then, with the Enlightenment Stone, he began to meditate and sit down and cultivate his spiritual strength.

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I don't know how long it took. When Song Shuhang finished meditating, the bronze gossip fairy senior came back with several wild tastes in his hand.

And the white man, still guarding the wolf, has not yet returned.

The bronze gossip fairy skillfully lit the fire outside the tent, then pulled the barbecue out of his own scooter and skinned the wild.

Get on the shelf, spill the seasoning, and start the barbecue. Looks like the fairy master's 'wild survival’ skills are full - because when he was not strong, he often counted as black gossip, when he was chased down and killed, he had to hide in the old forest of the deep mountains and the ocean from time to time. At that time, he was young, unable to forge valleys, and eventually he was born with tormented life skills.

Bronze gossip fairy music hehe: “Come, taste the craftsmanship of this fairy, it hasn't been done for some years, it feels like a lot of craftsmanship. ”

Beans squat and drool.

Little monk fruit... afraid to come out of the tent, afraid of breaking the ring.

“I'll call Senior White over for dinner.” Song Shuhang spoke out.

Wolf One, they haven't come yet. It's useless for the White Venerable to wait at the beach, let Senior White eat first.

“Go on.” The copper gossip fairy smiled slightly, meaning he looked deeply at Song Shuhang... Well, while he was playing wild, when he came home loaded, he took a handful of selfies, then climbed into the group of Jiuzhou No. 1, ready to send a few selfies in the group dessert.

Then, when he climbed into the 'Jiuzhou Group I', the phone had a full chat record of the 'tap tap’ pop up on the screen, and the phone had the illusion of dying.

When the bronze gossip fairy was about to send these 'selfies', he chose the picture for a moment, and the chat record of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group was popping up at the same speed as the screen, which suddenly bounced to 99 pieces.

And they are all painting the screen in pictures… because the signal is not very good on the island, the images received by the Bronze Gossip Fairy are still in the buffer stage and have not been seen for half a day.

What's going on today, people? Such a desperate group of water?

Did you find something entertaining to talk about?

It didn't take long for these pictures to buffer the whole Bronze Fairy to become Spartan!

What do I see?

The cute, playful version of the ponytail... Senior White?

Senior White Horsetail?

And white seniors with braided hair on top of their heads?

A variety of white senior pictures.

This is the Big Screen.

There are also the statues of the Daoists in the water cluster, all replaced by white seniors of all kinds... I feel that the whole group is‘ demon dancing '.

Bronze gossip fairy forced the elder for a while... what's going on today?

Isn't he in the wrong position to open the Kowloon One? Why do you feel like you're falling behind when you're just not online for a while?

Let me take a look at the root of this' Senior White Brush Screen '.

So the Bronze Fairy switches to mobile mode, opens the chat record of the chat software, and brushes it all the way up.

Horrible, this bunch of friends in the group actually went crazy with nearly 60,000 news chat records. Brothers' hands burst into flames, not as fast as ordinary people can imagine.

Soon after Song Shuhang Xiaoyu borrowed his cell phone, Yoshiko Ling Butterfly Island uploaded a shared document called 'White Senior Emoticons' in the mass space.

This shared file is the topic center and root of the 'Jiuzhou Group I' Heartbreak Crazy Water Cluster.

The Bronze Gossip Fairy stunned for a third of a second... decisively chose to download this file. Although the network speed was a bit of slag and a bit of air, after half a day, the file was successfully downloaded.

In order to paint a bit of trendy value for himself, the Bronze Gossip Fairy did not hesitate to change a 'White Senior's Contempt’ look, which was the best!

He felt constantly despising the North River guy when he changed his profile photo and had a chance to chat with the North River scatterer. Psychological!

Then he looked down along the chat record… soon he saw an eye-catching conversation.

That was the conversation between Masaru Huangshan and Yoshiko Yu.

Zhenjun Huangshan: “Whose hands are these? Is he the one dressed for Senior White? ”

“That's Senior Song's hand.” - Answer by Sooko Yuba of Lingwujima.

I remember... Bai Zhuang also joined Jiuzhou Group 1, right? Besides, Song Shuhang's little friend taught Bai Zheng to join the group.

This conversation record, the white man will probably see it, right?

Sure... At the level of heartbreak madness of the water group of friends in the group, white-virtuous people just look at the group online, they will definitely notice this chat record!

“Young is good.” The bronze gossip fairy said secretly in his heart.

By the way, praise Yoshiko Yu... and light the wax for Song Shuhang's little friend!

Song Shuhang had no idea that Yu Souko had uploaded the 'White Senior Emoticons' to the mass spaces - he had no idea that the file Yu Souko was going to pass to him would be this terrible 'White Senior Emoticons'.

If he knew about it now, he would now dug himself up on the island and bury himself.

So sometimes fearlessness of the ignorant is a very happy thing.

Song Shuhang walked happily in the direction of Senior Bai.

Senior White sat on a large rock with his cheek and his other hand silently brushing his phone. Predecessor Bai's face was calm, long black hair spilled behind him, as the sea breeze fluttered slightly, the scene, as beautiful as a painting roll.

“Senior White, it's getting late, Wolf - those guys haven't come back yet, why don't we go back and get something to eat?” Song Shuhang rang far away to call out to the white honored.

With the strength of the white honored, we have already reached the realm of the valley, eating without food. However, from his incarceration to the present, he has been working with the time of ordinary people and enjoying a modern life with three meals a day.

“Hmm?” Bai Zhuang heard Song Shuhang's voice and turned around and smiled slightly at Song Shuhang: “Is it time for dinner so soon? ”

“Well, Bronze gossip seniors just beat up some wild taste, it looks delicious and smells good.” Song Shuhang replied with a smile.

The White Honored nodded silently: “The craftsmanship of bronze gossip buddies has been heard in the crowd before, only the taste, is fast compared to that of a monk in the Immortal Chef department. Come on, try it. ”

As he said, Bai Zheng put away his cell phone and then jumped slightly, jumping from the Great Rock, accurately landing next to Song Shuhang.

Side by side, go to the tent.

While walking, the white honored seemed to ask casually: "By the way, would it be interesting if I changed my hairstyle? ”

“Hmm?” Song Shuhang turned his head in confusion and looked at Bai seniors in confusion

At this time, I have to say the horror of memory loss capacity on Mystic Island, because of the magical influence of "sealed memory", Song Shuhang now has a slurry in his head, the ability to react is half beat late.

If it is normal, Song Shuhang's brain's 'keyword search function' will definitely connect his brain to the recent death of Yoshiko Yu and Yoshiko.

But now, Song Shuhang's brain ‘keyword search' went wrong, so he was confused.

When Song Shuhang looked confused, the white honored man raised his mouth, smiled slightly, and did not speak.

“What hairstyle?” Song Shuhang asked stupidly.

The two continued side by side.

As he continued to take a few steps, the White Honourable reached out and grabbed his long hair, one on the left and one on the right, and then lifted it up: "Like this hair? ”

Song Shuhang turned his head and looked back at Senior-- Ah? This hairstyle is the White Honored Double Horse tail.

Song Shuhang is stuck!

Song Shuhang Sparta!

Song Shuhang's mouth is wide open!

Even if his brain was blurry at this time, when he saw Senior White like this, he immediately remembered the scene of the previous time when he cooperated with Yoshiko Yuba in his death.

Why did Senior White Honor suddenly make such a haircut?

Senior White is suddenly in a good mood and wants to change his hair? Or did he find out about Yoshiko Yu and his own death?

Impossible, that thing was hidden, only you and Yoshiko Yu knew about it... unless Yoshiko Yu stabbed it out?

Wait... Yoshiko Yu stabbed this thing out?

Song Shuhang immediately remembered a scene he had recently borrowed from Bronze Gossip Senior's phone to chat with Yoshiko Yu... Suddenly, Song had a cold heart and he thought of a super terrible possibility!

He swallowed his mouth hard, but felt it still dry in his mouth, making no sound.

“Huh.” The white honored let go of his long hair and smile.

The white honored man's face is still calm as water, his steps are smooth, and he moves forward gently.

Song Shuhang's face was stiff, he walked mechanically, and he took a few heavy steps forward.

Suddenly, he accidentally stumbled under a little rock and jumped to the ground. The fall was unprotected and a little painful.

Yoshiko Yu... please don't pit Song!

I can't. I must find the phone of the copper gossip fairy to use again and see what kind of documents Yoshiko Yu sent to the group space.

In addition, he has to contact Su Shi A Qi Senior, the 'Dragonbone Vine' required by Su Shi A XVI has arrived.

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Next, Ming Ming Copper Gossip Fairy's craftsmanship was awesome and the wild food was delicious. But Song Shuhangzuo couldn't taste anything.

He stubbornly filled his stomach and was ready to borrow his phone from the copper gossip fairy to determine the documents that Yoshiko Yu had sent to the mass space.

However, while he was preparing to borrow his phone from Senior Bronze Gossip... The Bronze Gossip Fairy wiped his mouth and smiled sharply: “Well, Senior Song Shuhang, Senior White, Junior Fruit, Beans, after you guys eat, rest well, Ben Fairy has some things to take care of, see you later. ”

After that, the bronze gossip fairy stepped slightly and a flying sword floated beneath his feet, holding him up empty--he bashed the dojo for so long in the morning.

Now that the heavens and the earth, the earth, the people have gathered, he is going to open the altar.

Song Shuhang opened his mouth... his body was stiff.

“It's getting late. Let's all get some rest. Book Sailing, you moved Miss Chu Chu to a tent. Beans and little fruits in a tent.” The white honored put down the tableware gracefully and smiled slightly.

Sky... It's getting late.

Rest in peace.

Wrong, you should rest, rest early...