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Chapter 776 So Book Sailing, tell a joke?
Lie down a big fuck, although the mouth of the liquid metal ball said, as long as Senior White Two dares to come over, give him a good look. Let there be only one master left in the Nine Ghosts.
But it was totally unexpected that Senior White Two would appear so directly in front of it.
“How come you're here! ”
“Yo, aren't you calling me? So I came.” Senior White Two laughed, talking room, his eyes turned to the evil lotus.
This evil lotus has begun to evolve into a stage of complete maturity.
From this Evil Lotus, Senior White Two senses the power of space… a space power that can open a small world in the Nine Ghosts World.
Senior White Two, as the master of the Nine Unseen Worlds, whatever belongs to the Nine Unseen Worlds, he can see the context of this at a glance. Previously, because of the blockage of liquid metal spheres, also known as the Nine Phantoms, Senior White Two didn't really see it. But now, when he sees this‘ evil lotus’ with his own eyes, the role of evil lotus cannot be hidden from him. There is no secret in the eyes of the Lord.
“You want to stop me?” Liquid metal balls bite the canal.
“Ha-ha-ha, don't you think?” Senior White Two laughed, in the conversation room, he raised the black sword in his hand and cut it off against this Evil Lotus sword: “To borrow one of your old words: I'm particularly interested in stopping anything you want to do! ”
Senior White Two swords, he is the ‘master’ of the Nine Ghosts World. With one sword, he can mobilize the power of the entire Nine Ghosts World.
Liquid metal balls hated biting teeth and instantly flashed in front of Senior White Two. Its body turned into a steel shield, blocking Senior White Two's sword: “It's useless, in this Nine Ghosts world, I can't do anything about you, but you can't think about me! ”
It is not the first time it has fought with Senior White Two in the Nine Ghosts World, both of whom are 'Nine Ghosts', where they have the same strength and the same power. What Senior White Two can do, Liquid Metal Balls can also do, both sides can't help each other.
If liquid metal balls do their best to protect ‘Evil Lotus', Senior White Two will also have difficulty destroying ‘Evil Lotus’.
“I can't help you, but... I attack you, I will lose. I've been attacking you all along, and you're finally out of time.” Senior White two ways, the next moment, his shape broke through the limitations of space, instantly appeared on the right side of 'Evil Lotus', several swords towards‘ Evil Lotus'.
Liquid metal ball bites the teeth off, and its shape also shifts momentarily, blocking Senior White Two from his sword attack.
Thereafter, the whole basement of the Evil Lotus was covered in darkness.
The means of warfare between the two masters exceeds people's imagination.
Their attacks, their spells, the way they fight, are completely different from ordinary monks and Nine Phantoms. In the dark, the sky is filled with white seniors two and liquid metal spheres. Both sides are attacking and defending, completely indistinguishable.
And at this moment… at last, the flower pod of the ‘Evil Lotus’ spreads again.
With the bloom of the ‘Evil Lotus', in the Nine Ghost World, a [Realm in the Realm] was opened up and began to form.
“[Laughs] White, you failed! It was me who finally succeeded!” The Liquid Metal Ball is proud of the Ocean Lane - ‘Evil Lotus World’ has been opened and Senior White Two has failed to stop it!
Senior White Two stopped the attack and returned to the position of sword with both hands. A moment later, he thought about it and said seriously, "Well, congratulations! ”
Liquid Metal Ball: "…”
“I don't really want to stop you when I see you trying to get out of the Nine Haunted Worlds. Because —— if you fail, nothing will change. It's no harm to me if you succeed. Don't you?” said Senior White.
“You know what I'm trying to do? Then why are you stopping me?” Liquid metal ball sinking channel.
“Why? Because we're not ‘rivals for life’? So no matter what you do, if I don't stop you, don't you see that I'm a very irresponsible opponent of your life?” Senior White Two calmed down.
Liquid Metal Ball: "…”
“Well, time is running out. Let me see how you can use this‘ Evil Lotus Space ’to get out of the Nine Haunted Worlds!” Senior White Two Dao.
Liquid Metal Ball Dark Bite Tooth, it really doesn't understand what Senior White Two is thinking?
But… Whatever the other party's idea, the Evil Lotus space has opened up and the other party can no longer stop it!
Evil Lotus blooms completely and ‘Evil Lotus Space’ begins to shape.
Liquid metal balls remain vigilant and slip into that ‘Evil Lotus Space', which is where it brands itself.
And throughout the process, Senior White Two really didn't stop it!
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Senior White Two stood quietly outside ‘Evil Lotus Space’ and watched the liquid metal ball branded its mark in 'Evil Lotus Space’.
[So this is the way to blend this space and brand it?] Senior White Two Dark Way.
Then he closed his eyes slightly… and his consciousness entered the ‘retroactive space’.
“Next, the Song Shuhang Little Friend was pulled in.” Senior White Two softly said.
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At this moment, Confucian Baiyun Academy.
Song Shuhang, who is resting, always feels that he has nothing important to do, but can't remember anything important for a while.
“XVI, do you think I have something very important to do?” Song Shuhang asked.
Su Shi AXVI punched a little Hao: “What's the big deal? In what way? ”
“I can't remember either, but I always feel very anxious and it seems that something important is about to be done.” Song Shuhang thought, he walked around the room.
“Oh... what are you not learning? Any enemies to defeat? What didn't you eat? Or is there someone special you'd like to meet?” Su Shi A XVI rubbed the tear beads that came out when he played Ha Yao, answering casually.
“I've only just gotten started with a few recent exercises. After I am going to learn a few more methods, I will look for Senior Feng to upgrade the level of the CPU, don't waste three opportunities. Enemy words… so many disturbances have been brushed today, there should be no one to defeat. I don't have much desire to eat either. People to meet... Shh, wait, I remember.” Song Shuhang's eyes lit up.
“Do you remember anything?” Su's XVI curiosity asks - who is the important person Song Shuhang wants to meet?
“Remember that 'patch space' I told you about earlier? The ‘beep ~' senior in there, every time he pulls me in, he wants me to tell him a joke. But on previous occasions, I was unprepared to get out of that ‘infinite test space'. So I decided to watch more jokes these days, be prepared, even if I was pulled into the 'infinite test' space, I could easily meet the needs of the ‘beep ~’ senior.” Song Shuhang said, turning on his phone.
He opened the page, started searching for 'funny joke segments', and then a lot of links popped up on the page, all joke segments subpages.
Song Shuhang pulled and opened one of the web addresses.
[100 Funny Evil Jokes] This is the title of the page chain when it opens.
Joke 1: A boy says to the goddess, "I'll buy you dinner. Goddess promises: Some other time.] On the side, there is also a red face with a funny expression, that expression is super magical, people can't help but want to punch it in the face.
Song Shuhang: “…”
Shit, what the hell is this joke?
If he dares to tell these jokes to Senior White Two, it's not funny that they can laugh at each other.
Keep pulling down… the joke below is even more excessive. Not only is it evil, but it also brings a little ‘Yellow House’ ~ What an interesting couple life, a humiliating and blushing joke.
Your sister, Song Shuhang can't help but smash his phone. If he dares to tell Senior White Two this joke with a little ‘Yellow House’, how long will he live?
Decisively switched pages.
Song Shuhang clicked on the page to return it, went back to the search page, and typed [hilarious snippet to make people laugh].
While his fingers were a little on the word ’search', he suddenly fainted.
What's going on here?
I didn't click on that [Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to… live? Then those two YES or NO options.
I just clicked on a 'search' button, why did I suddenly faint?
Wait, is that it? From Senior White Two? No, please wait, please give me a few more seconds, I haven't found the right joke yet.
Unfortunately, Song Shuhang's anxious call did not reach Senior White Two's ears, so he was dragged into the 'infinite test space’.
Song Shuhang's body softly reversed to the side.
Su Shi 'a blinked and immediately understood that Song Shuhang had been pulled into that strange space again.
Therefore, her petite figure flashed and came to Song Shuhang's side, gently holding onto his body.
Meanwhile, Su Shi AXVI's other hand caught Song Shuhang's phone.
“This time, Bibliography is ready, in that infinite test space, even if you need a joke, should it be okay?” Su's XVI muttered, while she looked curiously at Song Shuhang's mobile page.
“Weird, still searching the page? Did he see a few jokes just now?” Su Shi A XVI doubted, then she reached out and pulled out the history of Song Shuhang's mobile phone page.
Then, that [100 funny evil jokes] appeared in Su's eyes.
After XVI pulled this page, her face blushed slightly: “Pfft! What kind of joke is this? ”
Wait a minute!
Did Song Shuhang just read the jokes on this page? And then it was pulled into that 'infinite patch space’?
In that case... If that ‘can't name’ senior, when Song Shuhang wants to tell a joke Ha Ha Ha, Song Shuhang tells this [100 evil jokes].
The scene was so beautiful, Su Shi XVI dared not imagine.
Song Shuhang medicine pills, will you die?
I'm a little worried about him.
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In unlimited test space
“No, Senior White Two, please give me some more time. I'm already in.” As soon as Song Shuhang blinked, he found himself in the square of the make-up space.
In front of him, Senior White Two looked at him with a smile.
“Ah-ha-ha, Senior White, hello. By the way, did you get your Dragon Magic Potion?” Song Shuhang opened his mouth - first claiming people, stretching the topic away, don't pull the topic back to the 'joke section’. All he has in his stomach are evil jokes and jokes with a little ‘Yellow House’. Speaking these two kinds of jokes in front of Senior White Man Two, it's like death!
He's not Senior Ranger, he refused to do such a thing.
“Well, already received. But I haven't taken it yet because something went wrong along the way.” Senior White Two chuckled.
“Ah-ha-ha, that's good. Senior White, why don't I teach you how to calluse?” Song Shuhang proposed - very good, take the topic apart, as far away as possible.
“That doesn't bother you, I have many demons in the Nine Ghosts world that will make cocoons. I picked one out and asked them to tie a cocoon for me to see, and I learned.” Senior White Two continues to grin.
“Ah-ha.” Song Shuhang laughed twice.
“Well, not so much. I have a very important piece of information on the survival of your world and Confucianism.” Senior White Two Dao.
Song Shuhangton's eyes lit up - the intelligence and information of Senior White Two never went wrong.
If intelligence is about Confucian life or death, it must be serious.
“Is it related to the Confucian Golden Lotus and the Evil Lotus of the Nine Unseen World?” Song Shuhang asked.
“You know the evil lotus of the Nine Haunted Worlds?” Senior White Two is a little curious. He didn't tell Song Shuhang about this.
Song Shuhang: “It's a long story, because of one of my strange talents, I saw the Evil Lotus of the Nine Ghost World once. Just like the Confucian gentleman Kim Lotus... it turns out, these two lotus flowers are strange. ”
“So, you want to hear my intel now?” Senior White Two Ways.
“Yes, please tell me.” Song Shuhang hurried.
“So... just tell me a joke and have some fun.” Senior White Two is sitting on the right path.