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Chapter 878 Goodbye, Everybody ~
“The monsters of the world unite to become a family? What kind of monster organization is this? Is it really all right if the sign comes out so obvious?” Candle Laurie stares at the sign of this monster organization and asks.
“There may have been problems with what was said before… but in recent centuries, hunting demons has been less active. Most monks treat the demons equally, so long as the demons do not commit evil, no one will look for demons trouble. So it's no problem to hang up the sign.” The poem made a sound.
In the middle of the conversation, a figure emerges from the void - a method of conveying through space, appearing directly.
She is a young girl with long green hair and a pair of ponytails. She was wearing a white skirt that showcased her skinny, yet hot figure.
Song Shuhang's eyes widened - it's Onion!
Why did Onion suddenly show up here? Did she also meet Senior White Two and get sent here?
He's right.
Senior White Two directly conveyed the onions out of Evil Lotus space and sent the onions to him. However, because of the export of 'Evil Lotus World’, it is also sealed by a layer of liquid metal sphere, which affects the effect of transmission.
Although Senior White Two became the master of the Evil Lotus World, he learned from Song Shukou a backdoor passage of the 'Evil Lotus World’. However, there was a slight deviation in the coordinates when sending Onion Girl out directly with space capability.
We were supposed to send Onion to Song Shuhang, but when Onion appeared, she was in the air five meters high and fell down.
At the door of the rental house, the two halves closed their eyes and looked at the onion woman who appeared in the sky: “Wang. ”
The onion woman opened her eyes confused... and found herself in the middle of the sky.
She hurried a beautiful rear flip and landed steadily.
She was shaking the cocoon for the White Rabbit.
“What is this place?” The leek woman turned her head and looked toward the rental house. Later, she glanced at the sign, and only the monks or demons could see the text.
Monsters from all over the world unite to become a family.
“Huh!” Onion stared at the door plate.
Wait, didn't you teach her "Two hundred things a fairy must do to survive", which led to her being locked up by Aunt Nine Lamps for 300 years in a shitty organization!
Why is this shitty organization here with branches?
Besides, the secret base, why do you have to write it out so openly and hang the door tag?
How brainless of a man to do such a thing!
Sure -- think of it as if you didn't see it. Turn around and leave.
In addition, the leek lady discovered a very pleasant thing.
She's free!
She escaped from Song Shuhang!
Freedom feels good. The onion woman is happy to hold her little fist.
At this time, the lazy hustler looked at the onion woman and suddenly asked: “Little girl, how many ways can you defeat a human monk to surrender? ”
Husky's voice sounded crisp, seemed to be that of a woman, and seemed to be that of a boy.
“500 species.” The leek woman answered subconsciously. I can't help it, it's too familiar, she doesn't have to think about it at all, she can instinctively answer that question.
“What kind of classification does needlework belong in the mystery" Two hundred things a fairy needs to survive "?” Husky asked quickly.
“How the witch succeeded in transforming the male master's junior third, and fought with the male master's Taoist palace of thirteen moves of the ‘good wife and good mother' branch.” The onion lady replied quickly.
Hidden fruits, poems, candles, and Yeth in the sky, when I heard this place, I couldn't help but turn my head.
The secret, the skill, sounds terrible.
Whatever fairy it is, after learning these two hundred talents, it's almost a scumbag.
Song Shuhang sighed in awe.
Will he tell you, "Two hundred things a fairy has to survive", he will?
He used to take over the life of a scallion, being a scallion for centuries. In addition to learning patience, that dream taught him the secret book of "Two hundred things a fairy must do to survive."
These two hundred things are super scary - they still have a hidden influence on Song Shuhang's behavior.
Song Shuhang, for example, sometimes, when acting, can't help but think about the content of "Two hundred things the fairy must survive."
I can't forget.
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When she heard the onion woman's quick and correct answer, the lazy husky nodded: “Very well, you were right. Looks like you're part of our [Monsters of the World Unite to Become a Family] organization, too. What division are you in? ”
“I don't know.” The onion woman shook her head.
She was just wondering if we could pretend not to know this [Monsters all over the world united into a family] organization. I didn't expect to be told by this big dog.
“Don't you know? Strange, how can an organization not give a division number when recruiting new recruits? Are you a new recruit at HQ?” Husky's dog's eyes let out a surprising look.
“I don't know, I'm just somehow incorporated into the organization. Finally, somehow, an elder preached the" Two hundred things a fairy must do to survive. "After Yesung, I went down the mountain.” The onion lady replied.
“Looks like you could really be a disciple at HQ. You're just in time today. Today we are organizing a rare feast at 250, you have caught up. Come on in.” Hasty had a smile on his face.
That's right, the magical look on his tongue —— the smile of a husky fan -- with his eyes squeezed, his mouth open.
“Dinner party? What are you talking about? Do you want to eat... people?” The leeks were shocked and didn't speak well.
Hidden in the dark, the three bear children heard the rumors and became vigilant-- cannibals? If these monsters are human eaters, they can't just leave them alone! We must report to Zongmen and send a master to surrender the demons.
The three of them are a little bears, but they're not stupid. It's impossible for three fools to rush into a monster base camp, and doing so only serves to feed the monster.
“Cannibalism? What are you thinking? What's so good about people? Eating people is a feudal superstition of the past... Some idiots used to think [what to eat to make up for], that if you eat enough people, you can become an illusion sooner. Do they really think Ginseng is a millennium or Ganoderma ganoderma? If you eat too much, you can get promoted to five pints and gather demon dan.” Husky encountered a disdainful look.
Here we go again! The magical expression of Husky's disdain.
The onion lady just relaxed a little when she heard about it: “So... what are you talking about? ”
“The so-called Feast of the Fallen is an opportunity for some demonic members to experience the transformation into human beings. By the way, did you know about the fairy feast? It's the Brotherhood feast of Don't Snow Fairy.
Every time Snow Fairy needs a lot of ingredients before the feast. We [Monsters of the World Unite to Become a Family] Branch 250, are one of the largest suppliers of ingredients to Beyond Xuexianqi. As a special reward, Xuexian Ji prepares for us a large feast every time she pays us a lot of spiritual stones.
Festivals can give low ranking demons and a human experience. Though there are only a few short hours, they are enough to allow Hu to do a lot of things for low peers.
Moreover, demonic companions who have transformed into human beings can also make their human condition more beautiful through the ‘Feast of the People', modifying some prominent features. Cats, for example, often subconsciously retain their ears and tails when they are transformed into human beings after they have finally reached the realm of five qualities. There are also many inconveniences in everyday life. These characteristics can be corrected through the ‘Feast of the Deceased'. ”Husky enters the scholar mode and explains it to Onion Lady.
“So that's it.” The onion nodded - don't say that this‘ feast 'has such a special effect that the feast of immortals produced by' Don't Snow Fairy 'is enough to make many monks thirsty.
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The fruits, poems and candles hiding in the dark also relieve the breath: “I see. ”
A moment later, Fruit waved his little fist again: "Evil way! ”
“Huh?” Siroli doubted.
“The cat ear is justice. Remove the cat ear. It's evil!” Fruit pressed down: “No, I feel like I'm going to stop them from doing this stupid thing. ”
Candles: "…”
Poem: “I feel like the candles and I are trying to stop you from doing something stupid. ”
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At high altitude, Song Shuhang pinched his chin: “Actually, I feel like cat ears and tails are cute too. ”
“But what if it's pig's ears and pig's tail? Even crocodile teeth? Where's the cow's hoof?” Yas laughed: “The demons are not just cats, there are many kinds. ”
Song Shuhang's brain immediately replenished the girl with pig's ears and the girl with the cow's hooves, it really felt less beautiful.
“Exactly.” Song Shuhang nodded.
And the demons are not all sisters. If it's a guy with cat ears, the scene gets weird.
Just in the middle of the conversation... Onion has been neglected into [Monsters of the World united into a family] [Secret Base 250].
When the onion woman went in, the husky beat up a debt and lay lazy on the ground.
Perhaps when you become a demon, as you grow older, Erha doesn't move so well? But the saying is‘ rivers and mountains are easy to change, and nature is hard to change ’. Even if you live 10,000 years, you'll still have to live!
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“Looks like this isn't what we're looking for either.” Fruit whispers.
Poetry: “Then retreat and look elsewhere. ”
Candle: “Brother Fruit, I'm a little hungry. ”
Poetry: “I feel a little hungry, too, with the candles. ”
Fruit touched his stomach and he was hungry.
Candle: “I want to eat the 'Feast of the Divine', legend has it that the things made by Xuexian Ji must be particularly delicious. ”
Fruit shook his head: “But we're not monsters, and we're not members of [the monsters of the world united into a family]. It's impossible to go in there. ”
Fruit has not seen the shaped state of the onion woman, so it is not known that the green beauty who just went in is Song Shuhang's onion woman.
“Besides, this is the home camp of the demons. The consequences would be unthinkable if the three of us were to mix in.” Fruit added.
Poetry: “What a shame. ”
Candle: “I'm hungry, Brother Fruit, let's find a place to eat. ”
“Come on, let's go get some good food. We have Brother Book Master's wallet, tens of thousands of dollars, enough for a few days.” Fruit nodded.
Come on, three bear children drooling and turning resolutely, ready to leave Branch 250 [Monsters of the World Unite as a Family].
“Unfortunately, at this time, it would be nice to have a senior who knows us to come and take us in for a feast.” The candle fantasized.
Siroly said seriously: "It's impossible, we don't know any demonic predecessor. ”
When Gogo heard about this place, he thought back, demon seniors, he knew many people!
Thinking about it... He clapped his hands and prayed with devotion: "White seniors, white seniors, all-powerful white seniors ~ If you can hear my prayers, send a demon seniors I know to take us in for a 'banquet'! ”
Poetry: "…”
Candle: "Brother Fruit, to which Buddha are you praying? Which Buddha is Senior White? ”
Fruit explained: "Senior White, a super powerful senior I know. I made several wishes to him, all fulfilled. ”
If possible, he really wanted to teach two young Lollipus about praying for the benefits of Senior White.
While Fruit was talking, suddenly, there was a loud bang behind him.
There was also the roar of the car throttle.
And the rushing horn.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah No, there's another accident.” There was also a woman screaming.
Again?
Fruit and two little Lori turned around and found themselves in an alley hidden by three people, drilling into an off-road car that could not see the brand. The car is special at first glance, very powerful! Collision protection is provided around the entire SUV.
This is a collision-based 'collision car', and it's a horrible version of it, and it kills people as soon as it collides.
And the speed of this car is very unscientific.
At this rate, it's hard to escape with just one fruit and two little lollies.
At a critical juncture, Fruit bit his teeth and pushed them hard on two little Lori, pushing them off the trajectory of the Land Cruiser.
Poetry and candles were brought out of the Temple, so it was his duty to keep them safe. At this time, let him handle the accident alone!
After pushing away two little Lori... the Land Cruiser stuck in the fruit in the next second.
Goodbye, everybody.
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