Chapter 2000 - 103: Feint to the East, Attack to the West
Yu Zimu sat on the side, feeling fortunate that it seemed like he wasn’t involved in anything right now.
In the end, Brother Huo and Captain Dong both forgot about him, as if he didn’t exist!
Could he sneak out now?
Yes, the urination excuse.
Seeing everyone finish ordering, the waiter left the private room.
He stood up to follow.
Jin Bo, sitting opposite, took a sip of tea, put down the cup, and looked at Yu Zimu, "We haven’t even eaten yet, and you’re leaving already?"
Yu Zimu, "..."
Weren’t they not paying attention to him just a moment ago?
He coughed lightly, "To relieve myself."
Jin Bo pointed to the restroom inside the private room, "Need to go outside?"
Yu Zimu smiled, "Captain Dong, wouldn’t that be improper? There are two ladies here, it’s not elegant to do it inside."
Jin Bo, "True."
He stood up, "I’ll go with you."
Yu Zimu inwardly groaned, he didn’t want this!
What about the urination excuse?
When he reached the door, Jin Bo was also at the door.
Jin Bo placed a hand on his shoulder, "Muzi, what’s with that expression?"
Yu Zimu, "..."
Captain Dong, does your grip have to hurt his shoulder?
Outside the private room, Jin Bo looked at Yu Zimu’s expression, "Haven’t been exercising much lately? Your physique is weak."
Yu Zimu, "..."
Remembering that he had thought Captain Dong, who had just had a heart transplant a few months ago, was probably not physically strong, and that he might even be able to take down Captain Dong, it was simply too young, too simple, too naive!
Jin Bo looked at Yu Zimu, his voice stern, "Why aren’t you saying anything?"
Yu Zimu chuckled dryly, "Captain Dong, you know? Last year, Youzi and I had a real disaster, fell off a cliff, both of us had comminuted fractures."
Jin Bo, "Hmm, I’ve heard."
Yu Zimu, "So Captain Dong, could you move your hand? These bones were put back together, they’re not as sturdy as before."
Jin Bo, "Yeah, you say there’s no fracture there?"
Yu Zimu, "..."
Where?
Seeing where Captain Dong was looking, he whispered, "Captain Dong, I’m not very good at studying, but I think there’s no bone there, am I right?"
Jin Bo nodded, "Yes, you’re right, indeed, there’s no bone there, it’s just composed of spongy tissue."
Yu Zimu, "..."
Isn’t this all a bit terrifyingly creepy?
He looked at Jin Bo, smiling more bitterly than crying, "Captain Dong, I was wrong!"
Jin Bo looked at Yu Zimu, "What were you wrong about?"
Yu Zimu, "..."
To say it out loud, is he stupid? Or seeking death?
"Captain Dong, I was really wrong, could you please spare me?"
Hearing the word "old", he thought of Yan Xiaoxi calling him an old man, "I’m really that old?"
Yu Zimu smiled, "How could that be? Not old at all, look Captain Dong, if you just stood here without saying anything, I’d definitely think you were only eighteen."
Jin Bo, "Oh, I look that young?"
Yu Zimu nodded, like pounding a hammer, "Of course, absolutely."
As they spoke, the two of them arrived at the restroom.
Once inside, standing in front of the urinal, Yu Zimu touched his belt but didn’t dare to undo it for a long time.
The Yu family is counting on this for their lineage!
Yu Zimu, "..."
Isn’t he just scared?
Isn’t he even more scared after what Captain Dong said?
Jin Bo, "Why’s your expression so strange? Did you wet your pants?"