Chapter 2001 - 104: Feint to the East, Strike to the West
How could he wet his pants at his age!
Yu Zimu let out an awkward laugh, "Captain Dong, you go ahead, I might need to number two."
Jin Bo looked at Yu Zimu, "What if it happens together?"
Yu Zimu, "..."
After a long time, he finally spoke, "It seems like men don’t come out together, right?"
Jin Bo’s voice was magnetic, "It’s hard to say, after all, your situation is special right now."
Yu Zimu stood there, watching Jin Bo put away his gun, zip up, and fasten his belt. He suddenly regretted it; he should have taken quick action while Captain Dong was peeing!
Unfortunately, it’s too late now.
Jin Bo looked at Yu Zimu, "I heard from Ye Bai that you said you had kidney deficiency, is it better now?"
Yu Zimu chuckled, "Thank you for your concern, Captain Dong, I’ve been taking care of it, it’s much better now."
Jin Bo nodded, "Oh, right, during the last dubbing session, you seemed to have recovered."
Yu Zimu stood there, feeling as if he was in hot oil!
Look, how petty people are these days!
Without doing anything, he was scared for half a day.
If this continues, his heart wouldn’t be good either, and he might need a transplant.
Jin Bo saw Yu Zimu’s silence and patted his shoulder.
Yu Zimu was one step from kneeling, "Captain Dong, I really got it wrong, I won’t dare anymore."
Jin Bo’s voice was a bit colder, "Is there going to be a next time?"
Yu Zimu, "No more, definitely no more, I wouldn’t dare even if I had the guts of a bear and a leopard."
Jin Bo tightened his grip on Yu Zimu’s shoulder.
Yu Zimu stood there, enduring.
Jin Bo, "Attention."
Yu Zimu, bearing the pain, stood at attention.
Jin Bo looked at him, "At ease."
Even in pain, Yu Zimu tried hard to perfect the posture, right foot out half a foot, standard military pose.
Jin Bo looked, "Not bad, attention."
Yu Zimu stood at attention again.
Jin Bo released him, "Turn right."
Yu Zimu turned right.
Jin Bo, "March."
Yu Zimu marched in place.
Jin Bo stood behind, watching.
Yu Zimu looked at the wall in front of him, closed his eyes in despair. Was Captain Dong expecting him to hit the wall?
The pain in his shoulder reminded him that hitting the wall might be the best outcome after all.
If anyone touched his girlfriend, he wouldn’t let them off either, unless he couldn’t win.
Jin Bo saw his heroic bearing, and his voice was stern, "March in place."
Yu Zimu said, "Thank you, Captain Dong," and stayed put, marching in place.
Jin Bo, "Stay there, sing the national anthem before coming back."
Yu Zimu, "Yes, Captain Dong."
Jin Bo turned and left the restroom.
Yu Zimu stood by the wall and sang the national anthem, "Arise, all ye who refuse to be slaves, let our flesh and blood forge a new Great Wall..."
People who entered the restroom afterward all looked at Yu Zimu’s back, with expressions as if looking at a crazy person.
With his back to them, Yu Zimu already guessed their expressions and thoughts. Endure, endure.
And thinking, each of them has a woman now; will they not run into these incidents when lusting after other women again?
No, he must consider Huo Bei as well!
He couldn’t beat Huo Bei either, could he?
Alright, from now on, he won’t fantasize about women in the company.
...
Jin Bo returned to the private room and sat down.
Qin Shaojin looked at Jin Bo, "Captain Dong, why hasn’t Muzi returned?"
Wasn’t it supposed to be three against two?
Jin Bo casually said, "Not sure what set him off, but he’s in the restroom singing the national anthem to the wall."
Qin Shaojin, "..."
Did Captain Dong just go train Muzi?
What did that guy do to offend Captain Dong?