Chapter 395 - 337: Pink Loli (2)
[Isn’t there that really pretty female streamer on some site recently? She’s my goddess as long as she keeps her mouth shut, but the moment she speaks, the spell is broken!]
[OP! We’re kindred spirits! I follow her too! I gotta say, after she started talking, we basically became bros! This Loli’s voice is even more of a shocker than that streamer’s!]
"Aide, have you grown tired of your mouth!?"
The Loli was only about chest-high to Wen Ying. As she spoke, she suddenly thrust out her hand, a needle and thread appearing out of nowhere as she lunged for Wen Ying’s mouth.
"Since that mouth of yours has no other use, why don’t you offer it up and let me sew a beautiful masterpiece for you~"
The Loli moved quickly, the needle and thread in her hand darting about with incredible dexterity.
The viewers in the livestream chat saw this and could only think that the Loli must be a spirit that had manifested from a needle and thread.
Just as the needle in her hand was about to pierce Wen Ying’s mouth, Wen Ying casually sidestepped, dodging the attack.
The thread in her hand was also pink. Wen Ying couldn’t help but ask out of curiosity, "What kind of design are you planning to sew? Can you show me a sample first?"
The Loli, who had been annoyed that Wen Ying dodged, immediately brightened up at her words. "Of course!"
With that, the Loli ran off and pulled a pink rag doll from a cabinet set into the wall by the bed.
The rag doll looked lumpy and uneven, as if it had been patched together from different shades of pink fabric.
The doll had a long, thick pink braid that hung down over its chest.
It had no bangs, and its eyes were two different sizes. The smaller eye was stitched into an "X," and on its nose below was a comical, bandage-like piece of cloth.
Its mouth was open, revealing teeth of varying heights.
The lips were parted but had been stitched together with crooked thread, making them look stretched taut over the teeth in a heart-stopping display.
The doll’s neck was very long, about the length of the Loli’s own hand.
Its body was dressed in a blue dress, and its two legs were obscured by the long hem.
Only a pair of pink high heels was visible.
Taken all together, the doll was bizarre—the kind of bizarre that could give you nightmares with a single glance.
"So? Isn’t my handiwork beautiful?"
The Loli gazed at Wen Ying expectantly, unable to resist adding, "The last aide who came here actually dared to lecture me on what true beauty is. It’s a shame I had to throw him into the toilet."
"Isn’t it beautiful?" the Loli asked again.
"Yes, it’s very beautiful."
Wen Ying nodded in reply.
[It’s over, it’s over. Has Doctor Wen started telling bald-faced lies now?]
[If even Doctor Wen is giving in, are we really done for?]
[That doll would give me nightmares for a year if I just looked at it. Is it really beautiful? Is it?!]
[That Loli just said she wants to sew Doctor Wen’s mouth up like that, right? I just pictured it, and yeah, that’s pretty terrifying.]
"Since it’s so beautiful, why don’t you sit still and let me sew yours for you?" the Loli said, looking at Wen Ying eagerly.
’This human actually appreciates my aesthetic.’
’In that case, I’ll have to make her mouth even more beautiful!’
’And then I’ll make her stay and keep me company!’
’All the beautiful things in this world should belong to me.’
"How about you give me a good review, and I’ll let you do the sewing?" Like a magician, Wen Ying produced a blank piece of paper and a pen, intending for the Loli to sign it.
The Loli’s eager expression instantly clouded over.
"Damn you! Are you mocking this princess?"
The Loli’s aura instantly intensified, and the viewers on the stream held their breath.
But Doctor Wen simply turned and walked further into the room.
The room was square, and the Loli had decorated the hospital bed to look like a princess bed.
Above the bed, rows upon rows of pink stockings dangled from the ceiling.
"Don’t be in such a hurry. I’m actually here to ask, what is my job?"
"Job?" The Loli’s eyes darted. "Your job is to make me Satisfied, understand? No matter what I ask, you have to do it!"
"I disagree," Wen Ying replied, deadpan.
"Human, why do you disagree! I haven’t even complained that you’re not a handsome man."
"Hey, hey, you shouldn’t talk. It ruins the effect."
Wen Ying’s words infuriated the Loli once more.
"Just go die!"
’How dare she say my voice is unpleasant, over and over again!’
’None of the humans who said my voice was ugly ever left my room in one piece, and this human woman will be no exception!’