Doomsday Pavilion
Chapter 817
Even though Miss Wei had let him go, Lin Chou still didn't understand how he provoke her.
"Mom, early menopause?"
Master Qing Yu said that he could give Lin a great opportunity to make up for his losses.
Well, she was actually a little hungry.
Lin Chou heard it, hey, it's simple, and I'm in the line.
hole...
No, this is not what his old man said.
Speaking of Cataclysm, a sister Ling seems to have said:
A woman leads to a man’s heart through his stomach; a man leads to a woman’s heart through her...
Sack of balls!
Cross out.
This special code is not the chicken soup road leading to the heart and stomach, but the broad road leading to 404!
——It can be seen that this sentence is incorrect.
Stroke first...
Ah, it may actually be like this:
If you want to conquer a woman's heart, you must first conquer the woman's stomach.
Oh, woman!
It's that simple.
For men, it is very difficult.
Yun once said:
A man is a complex creature. A man's face is like the weather. If you want to conquer a man's heart, you can only conquer his prostate.
(Male♂person:???)
Uh... no matter what...
In short, Miss Wei is still angry. If this sister rushes to the kitchen to eat a bite of money, Lin Chou may not be able to beat others, and heroes don't suffer the immediate loss.
Lin Chou asked dogmatically,
"Sister Qing Yu, what do you eat?"
Ordinary people absolutely don't have this treatment. A future chef of the value like Lin Chou needs to look up and worship. Yes, all of them must look up-otherwise they will never see the hanging on the beams. menu.
Humph!
Wei Qingyu held his chin,
"First, I will gargle with Hu Xueya, well, it has been so hot recently, I have no appetite..."
Lin Chou groaned,
"If you don't have an appetite, it's not suitable for greasy food, or boiled cabbage? Cold pepper sprouts with... how about fish-frozen rice?"
Wei Qingyu rolled his eyes directly,
"Do you think my old lady is like a poor person?"
"..."
Unexpectedly, you are such a sister Qing Yu, don't you remember how much you took care of me and Dasha at the shooting range?You are ruthless, you are unjust, you are unreasonable to make trouble!
In short, Lin Chou touched his nose.
Picking up the corners of Leng Han's lips--this is definitely the standard Leng's snicker method. Lin Chou has seen it many times, but it's actually a bit cute.
Wei Qingyu has been sitting here for a long time without eating. He is hungry and doesn't want to eat, which is very sad.
"Ah... so annoying..."
Leng Han gave advice,
"I don’t want to eat greasy vegetables or greens. I don’t want to drink soup. Do you want to eat seafood? Lin Chou once made sashimi that tastes good. A few days ago, we went to the seafood market and bought red prawns. Expensive, it should be delicious."
Lin Chou almost didn't cry, sister, didn't you sell me like that!
Sister Qing Yu is already so irritable, she's already watched it early, is it really good to eat so hard?
"What big red shrimp?"
Lin Chou was frightened and extremely reluctant,
"It's just ordinary Red Devil Shrimp. It's nothing unusual, ordinary!"
"Oh, ten catties, then."
"..."
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Wei Qingyu suddenly smiled charmingly at the corner of her mouth, and she was in a good mood.
"Little ice cube, what else did you buy?"
(Cold Tyrannosaurus, please be merciful... this handsome is lost...)
Leng Han thought for a while,
"Champagne crab, but it looks ugly, um... by the way, there is a big rose lobster!"
"What the hell is the Rose Lobster?"
"Ah... Rose Lobster is called by this name, it's very beautiful!"
"Come two!"
Lin Chou completely gave up the struggle, and he planned to feed it to Leng Tyrannosaurus. It is not a loss at this moment.
"Sister Qing Yu, there are only 14 Red Devil Shrimp, and only one Rose Dragon, but it is very big, one meter long, enough for you to eat."
"Oh, that's it. If you don't like the Champagne Crab ice cubes, you don't need them. I want everything else. Two more coconut milk jelly..."
Lin Chou wrote down one by one, there was nothing to love.
The coconut milk jelly was actually paid in. Don't expect the Qingyu eldest sister to pay for this meal, a proper overlord meal.
Wei Qingyu's eyes flashed narrowly,
"A pot of razor clams!"
"puff"
Listen, the sound of the sea crying~
"drop."
"Trigger continuous missions, the boss’s little secret:
Only (bi) and only (xu) are allowed to make the favorite food of the customer once a month. There is no restriction on the ingredients, and the host cannot choose the customer by himself. The system will be very kind and provide simple production steps.
If the customer is satisfied, the random attribute point will be rewarded +1, and the Houshan nursery can plant 1 crop seed; if the customer is not satisfied, the random attribute point will be punished by -1, and the random loss of body volume will be 7%.
Mandatory designated task food this month: Razor clam.
Specified task customer: Wei Qingyu.
Completion time, one business day.
The brief production steps are as follows:..."
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Lin Chou wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth and held the table well.
"You are my sister...you heard the menu from nowhere...you are here to toss the cook..."
Wei Qingyu ignored him at all, whispering with her long legs and Leng Han. From time to time, she made a series of magical laughter that contained extremely high sugar and could easily cause blood clots, as if they were not the two who had just called and killed. .
"..."
Lin Chou dragged his desolate back towards the room.
Huang Dashan roars,
"Eh eh, what are you doing in my car? Are you going to run away from home again?"
Lin Chou was weak, dialed the radio,
"Hello? Bao Er? Bring me two hundred catties of razor clams. I want the largest one. Well, within an hour."
When I returned to the kitchen to toss about other dishes, I always felt that I had a strong taste of the Great Depression.
"Master of the system, this kind of spicy chicken*100 mission must be available? Can't it be cancelled with mercy?"
"can."
"Wow... you are the best system I have ever seen..."
"Lied to you."
"**********!"
Why do you feel that the system suddenly becomes a lot more humane?Is it an illusion?
"System, why is this task randomly missing seven percent of the body volume and nothing else?"
"Considering that the host of lower primates may refuse to complete the task or fail to complete the task at all for various reasons, this system believes that such punishment is more deterrent to the host."
Lin Chou pouted,
"Isn't the deterrence stronger if you simply miss your head and heart?"
"This system will not issue mortal missions. According to the cognitive category of lower primates, unknown and random are more effective-for example, this 7% is completely possible to randomly become a small + two kidneys + lumbar disc ."
"..."
This dog beep system.
Lin Chou smacked,
"I don't think I heard anything else. Isn't it random? Hey, that's why I never buy lottery tickets!"
system,
"Idiot, the lottery is neither unknown nor random!"
A line of black text,
"The IQ and cognition of the host of lower primates are as good as ever. This system insists on assigning random attribute points to intelligence. It is indeed a wise choice."
This dog beep system!
Eh, wait.
It seems to suddenly understand something...
"Lovely system, did you lose this golden or silver moral?"
"There is no definition of discipline in the system, but the host's discipline is in this system."
"The dog said..."
"Dip, trigger again and again—"
"Sack of balls!! I was wrong..."
"Here, your morals have fallen to the ground, pick it up."
"Hi!"