Doomsday Pavilion
Chapter 1043 Master Shan's Roasted Bamboo Rats (2 in 1)
It was nine o'clock in the evening, Huang Dashan brought up a big lantern and walked in front, Wu Ke closely followed Huang Dashan’s buttocks and kept chattering.
"Oh, I'm going, Lord Shan, slow down, slow down!"
The broken road of the black hole is thinner under the feet than the intestines of a sheep, and down there is a mountain stream more than two hundred meters deep.
Wu Kexu's head is full of sweat, and this kind of extreme sports is really embarrassing for him.
The slope of the stone wall only slightly slowed down when there were still one or two hundred meters from the top of the mountain stream. Wu Ke's path was almost as if he was lifted up abruptly by Shan Ye with his collar.
Shan Ye was extremely impatient,
"Niangxi, what a dog said, if there is a fun, you have to follow and make peace, which is very annoying."
Lin Chou casually touched the two ears from the stone, wiped off the dust and bit in his mouth.
"Oh~"
Very hard.
Lin Chou spit out what was in his mouth and said,
"Stone ears are beginning to grow on the cliffs of this mountain, but they are a bit bitter and can't be eaten at all."
Shan Ye threw Wu Ke on top and stood firm.
"Powdering wine, I heard that Yaner's stuff is used to make wine aphrodisiac."
Lin Chou was speechless-it seemed that anything for Shan Ye recently could have an aphrodisiac effect.
Climbing up the mountain wall, Lin looked sadly,
"Well, over there, the smoke was in that direction."
Big-breasted sister with croissants and Su Yourong don’t know what kind of plane they are doing in the back mountain. Lin Chou and a few people are in the small hall to pull the salty time, and the back mountain begins to emit thick smoke, and the smoke is almost there. Two hundred meters high-these guys are not going to order Zushan to worship the sky, right?
After walking for about two kilometers in the narrow space of various trees and vines and thorns full of aerated roots and whiskers, the three people came to an open space that looked like they had just been bombed.
Su Yourong, Sheep Braid and Big Breast Sister squatted down on the ground with a gray head and face, staring blankly at the dark mass in front of them.
Lin Chou leaned forward and slapped his thigh with joy.
"How many people, it's amazing, there is nothing to eat, this is, I roasted all the explosion fruits?"
Bombing fruit is a rather exotic fruit. It usually grows on big trees. It has a sweet smell like honey, which can attract the attention of many qualityists-of course, it is indeed delicious.
However, the reason why this thing is called Bombing Fruit is not for nothing. It relies on the fruit exploding to disperse the seeds after being over-ripe. The power of the explosion is not small. At least it is sure to stun a mouse if it comes in close contact. No problem.
Well, the explosive power*5 starts after heating, and it will be accompanied by dense smoke and diffuse low-temperature flame.
Lin Chou glanced at the size of the tuft of fruit shell.
"Hey, do you have dozens of them baked together? No one got hurt, right?"
The croissant wiped his face, and pointed to the very miniature, half-burnt "house", "garden", and the "pots, pans, tables and chairs" beside him, crying.
"It's gone... it's all gone... my'home'... my big house... my garden... my... woohoo..."
Su Yourong looked up pitifully,
"Wet Tiger, I'm so hungry..."
What happened? It was probably that You Rong had a great time playing house wine with the croissant, and then, hungry, there happened to be a bunch of explosive fruits next to him, and then a little "kitchen accident" ruined everything.
"Fuck off?"
"Let’s find something to eat..."
The croissant screamed suddenly and cried louder.
Huang Dashan has a headache,
"Isn't it the house? Come and see your prince and father build a small villa for you in minutes!"
"Really?"
"Really!"
"The kind with a garden?"
"There must be!"
Finally, in order to coax the croissant and Su Yourong, who were tragically ravaged by the bombing fruit, Prince Huang Da was responsible for building the house and Lin Chou was responsible for the food. A group of unscrupulous guys prepared a decent picnic in Houshan... .Ah no... the girls seriously call it the house wine.
When Prince Huang Da was building a small nest in the wild, Lin Chou, led by Wu Ke, went around the other direction of the mountain stream to find the few newly brought wild ingredients.
Wu Ke stammered,
"Look, Brother Chou, can you see the black one? The gray ones next to them are all females. The bitten ones are all cuts and bruised. It's not a thing. There is also over there, under the big rock over there. Did you see it? It's a few young giant salamanders. Well, they look like they are only in their mid-teens."
Lin Chou turned his face back,
"No wonder you let me come--you didn't say that this thing is a strange animal!"
That black old giant salamander was more than half a meter longer than Wu Ke, and it seemed to weigh at least two hundred catties. It was filled with steam-like origin fluctuations, and it was a real first-order advanced.
Wu Ke smiled seemingly honest,
"This kind of low-level monster is not worth mentioning to you, Brother Chou, not worth mentioning."
In the end, the black giant salamander was torn away by Lin Chou's jaw like a torn sack piece, and the sharp teeth shattered all over the floor the moment it bit Lin's sinful claws.
On the way back, he rolled over and was sent back to the cafe by Lin Chou to look for cooking stoves and spices.
Wu Ke gestured with a ruler,
"Brother Chou Chou, hey, wait a while, let me record the data, just for a while, just a while!"
"Don't make noise!"
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Lin Chou's eyes shined,
"Look, what is that!"
Wu Ke rolled his eyes and said,
"Bamboo, withered bamboo."
Lin Chou smiled,
"Look at the bamboo shoots?"
"Huh? I wiped it..."
The roots of the next two bamboos are about the thickness of thighs, and the whole is withered, the branches are browned, and at most one-third of the leaves above are still falling.
What is more noticeable is that the bamboo shoots have a lot of yellow rice, and the bamboo strips are bent, and the whole bamboo will die after it is formed. This is an inevitable phenomenon.
In the woods farther away, you can see large patches of withered bamboo strips, which appear to be contagious in whole pieces.
Wu Ke went around the bamboo,
"Why are you dead? Brother Chou, look at this, there are still bamboo shoots that are going to show up, just dead?"
Lin Chou dug up the bamboo shoots,
"The bamboo shoots are okay, but the bamboo is already dead, and it hasn't been long since—it shouldn't be. This kind of weather is not a flood or drought, so why does it produce rice?"
Wu Ke also dug two bamboo shoots, and suddenly stepped empty.
"What the hell am I knocking!"
A piece of sparse floating soil appeared under his feet, which had been hollowed out.
Lin Chou suddenly,
"No wonder, this is the hole of the bamboo rat, it turned out to be the bamboo rat..."
The big hole left by the bamboo rat is half a square meter in size, and there are many smaller holes crisscrossed in it, extending in all directions, obviously more than one bamboo rat has dug here.
——Bamboo rats with this density are afraid that the roots of the entire bamboo forest can be turned into feces.
This is not the age when bamboo rats were eaten and relied on breeding before the Cataclysm. Regardless of how stupid bamboo rats are, they can't stand in Zushan and they have few natural enemies.
Lin Chou kicked the soil away,
"Well, here is one, Wu Ke will take it, I will pick some more bamboo rice..."
Wu Ke disgusted,
"It's ugly when I knock, my teeth are actually red...this thing is too fat..."
Lin Chou said,
"When they finish eating the roots of this piece of bamboo, they should move to another place to harm it. We just came here, and there are still people who haven't had time to run. It is estimated that we will come two days later. We can see nothing except bamboo rice. Up."
Wu Ke easily caught six fat bamboo rats in this place. This thing is very stupid. He has nothing to do except digging holes. The skin on his back or the tail is the only thing left to claws. Wu Ke can easily deal with it.
Lin Chou said,
"Adding vegetables, this thing is delicious when roasted and bamboo shoots are burned."
It is found in the bamboo rat base city, and it is easy to buy in the alleys, and the fat and meat are also fragrant. The only thing is not good-perhaps for ordinary people, this stuff is really expensive.
Well, at least compared to the dried meat and black mountain wild boar, it is a sky-high price.
On the way, they picked some wild fruits and vegetables, Wu Ke and Lin Chou returned to the scorched Huang Dashan that had been blown to black, and they had built their outdoor nests in a decent way.
The shack supported by four pillars, the roof is more than three and a half meters above the ground, the ground is very flat with grass and banana leaves, and it smells like banana flowers. A flat bed and two banana leaves are woven. Hammock.
There was also a fire, which was very prosperous. Several sturdy tripods stood beside the fire.
"Yo, not bad!"
Huang Dashan took four piles of hot coals out of the fire with banana leaves and put them on the four corners of the shed. Then he piled the wormwood and wild dogwood on top, and the white smoke of the fragrance repelling mosquitoes immediately diffused.
The croissants clapped their hands,
"Wow, so amazing, amazing!"
Rolling holding a lot of things fell down,
"Boom~"
Pots and pans with seasoning vegetables, Lin Chou also saw cans of fried chicken fir and green plum sauce in the pile, and even a large group of beautiful Maitake mushrooms.
——Good fellow, did Uncle Gungun move all the house here?
The billowing eyes were very poisonous, and all of a sudden I saw the pitiful black giant salamander with no big teeth and "heatstroke".
"Ooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Lin Chou was speechless,
"You know how to eat, you were only ten tons last month, and now you weigh more than twelve tons?"
Rolling: "???"
Huang Dashan rubbed his hands,
"This stuff is delicious, I have baked it before! Thieving incense! It's so fat!"
Wu Ke's eyes became round.
"Have you... grilled? I knocked such a rare species, you, you, you, you are crazy!"
The mountain thief disdain,
"Rare? You know a fart, proportionally speaking, humans are rare now!"
Wu Ke opened his mouth and was speechless.
Huang Dashan took the bamboo rat in Wu Ke's hand, and twisted his neck with a khakaba in each hand.
"Is the Linzi thing baked or is it?"
Lin Chou thought for a while,
"Roast it, I'm going to cook that giant salamander in brown sauce."
Shan Ye rubbed his hands,
"Come on, don't worry if you leave it to me!"
Speaking of which, Lord Shan prides himself on being a good at barbecue-after all, the most common thing to eat in the wilderness is barbecue and other things.
Lin Chou was cooking the giant salamanders, and Shan Ye was also tossing away, and the croissant braid volunteered to come over to help.
Shan Ye brought a lot of dry thatch over, and threw the bamboo rat in after lighting it.
Say,
"Bamboo rat, we pay attention to the burnt skin, of course, it is best to use straw, the fire of thatch is still harder."
"Hey, I didn't eat this thing less before, Lord Shan, I'll be refined after eating."
The bamboo rat belongs to the type with thick skin and fleshy muscles. There is a lot of oil under the skin. After the thatch fire burns off the floating hair of the epidermis, the skin is roasted black and beeping.
After the fire burned out, Shan Ye took out the bamboo rat while it was hot and directly immersed it in cold water.
Then took out a knife and carefully scraped off the black ash on the surface, exposing the smoky yellow skin, and washed it.
Wu Ke pouted,
"Master Shan, did you forget to open the mouth?"
Shan Ye yelled,
"Your damn prodigal stuff, do you have a life? How can you burn it if you open it? Why not burn it? A silly bird!"
Croissants giggled from the side.
Wu Ke: "..."
After being burned, the bamboo rats are placed side by side—not to mention, there are actually very nice oily smells.
This scent will soon attract Si Gouzi who are wild in the depths of Zu Mountain.
"Wow~"
Si Gouzi put his huge head into the shed, and the roof was almost lifted off.
Lin Chou screamed: "Get out!"
Si Gouzi wailed mournfully with his tail sandwiched, turned his head and ran.
Shan Ye smiled and used a knife to cut off the mouth of the bamboo mouse one by one, then found the wooden sticks and tied them one by one in the shape of "Feng".
Lin Chou warned uneasyly,
"Remember to bake the oil first and then season it!"
Shan Ye waved his hand,
"I know I know."
Bamboo rats eat bamboo roots and bamboo shoots all year round. Regardless of the rich subcutaneous fat, the meat actually has the fragrance of bamboo, which is not greasy. Once grilled, the thick skin will immediately turn into amber-like translucent color. When the fat drips, the meat is particularly strong.
Croissant and Su Yourong gathered around, sniffing and expecting.
"Wow, it smells so good!"
Shan Ye proudly said,
"Bamboo rats are pretty normal, some day Lord Shan will catch a few civet cats for you, and they will have a compelling aroma when they are roasted."
The bamboo rat was roasted until the skin was golden brown, and the sound of the grease crackling in the charcoal was connected into pieces. The Lord Shan sneaked out a bowl of black and black that didn’t know when it was adjusted.
"Dangdang Dangdang~Huang's dense barbecue sauce~"
A few brushes went up, and the freshness filled it.
Shan Ye's beard is all up, "What's up~ Let's say what's up hahaha~"
Wu Ke's nose moved, his eyes lit up.
"Wow! Good Lord Shan, you actually stole the precious oyster juice from Brother Chou! That was made from black gold abalone! It's old and precious!!"
Everyone: "..."
"Oops"
"Fuck off, fuck you!"
Wu Ke sucked his nose and his glasses began to reflect light.
"It still smells like chicken pine oil! Hmm...and..."
Then he was slapped by the Shan Ye.
Shan Ye coughed,
"Don't listen to this stuff beeping, talking about the mess, this barbecue sauce is Shan Ye, I worked hard to get one hundred and eighty pure Chinese herbal medicines and boiled it for seven or forty-nine days and then sealed it for a year. Don't tell him."