Douluo's magical system

Chapter 34 Play, Eat, and Tell a Story!

"Binger, you are fooling around again." Xue Nu was also not very angry, just knocked Bingdi a brainstorm.

How could Xue Nu not understand the Ice Emperor? The two of them have been together for hundreds of thousands of years. She would not understand the Ice Emperor. How could the Ice Emperor really want to eat humans?Besides, she just said that Wang Xiaotian is her friend.

The Ice Emperor simply felt that human beings were rare, so he said so.

"Sister, you are bullying me like this again, and there are outsiders here, don't I want to be the second king of the Far North?" The Ice Emperor made a proud expression at Wang Xiaotian.

Wang Xiaotian: Two big brothers, your image has completely collapsed like this, okay?

Shocked, the two kings of the Far North actually...

"Hello senior..." What else can Wang Xiaotian say?I can only say hello first.

"Xiaotian, let me introduce to you, this is Ice Emperor, my good sister, the second strongest in the Far North!"

"You don't have to call her senior. You are my friend. You can call her name Bingdi or Bing'er. If she dares to bully you, just tell me and I will spank her." Xue Nu said to Wang Xiaotian, and she also gave it to you. Wang Xiaotian supported him.

"Oh, sister, this is what you say in the typical human world to see and forget friends." The Bingdi teased, but not surprisingly suffered another brain collapse.

"What nonsense, Xiaotian is my friend." Although Xue Nu said so, her face was rarely red, but no one noticed it.

"Okay, okay, stop teasing, talk quickly, talk about something to relieve boredom, talk quickly!" The Ice Emperor could not help but ask curiously like a little girl at this time.

"Ahem, Bingdi, these are the cards. I call this Doudizhu. Its rules are..." Wang Xiaotian began to talk about the rules of Doudizhu and showed the cards to Xuenu and Bingdi. After a while, I also answered some strange questions, such as:

"Why is this one smaller than the second, but it is bigger than the third?" This is a question from Classmate Bingdi, very knowledgeable and difficult to answer.

"Then can we use mental power to probe the opponent's cards when we play cards?" Xue Nv asked excitedly. Among the two beasts, she is the strongest. She can guarantee that her cards will not be detected, and she can calmly. Exploring Wang Xiaotian’s cards.

"No!" Wang Xiaotian and Bingdi said in unison, can you do whatever you want if you are strong?

After a lot of messy questions, I finally got on the right track:

"Call the landlord!"

"Grab the landlord!"

"Wang fried!"

"Straight flush!"

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"Wait, Ice Emperor! How can you lose your cards!"

"Snow Girl, don't put your mental power to explore!!!"

Wang Xiaotian discovered that the two big guys played poker in an upright manner, and their faces were not red and heartbeat, and their cheeks were really thick!

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Although there are many messy problems in the middle, Wang Xiaotian is still very happy. Doudizhu can be regarded as nostalgic for some of the past life, can he not be happy?

Of course, this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is to fight the landlord with beautiful women, happy!

Ever since, one man and two beasts fought for one day and one night for the landlord...

For unknown reasons, Wang Xiaotian was able to win at first, but after Xue Nu became familiar with the rules, she kept pressing him and fighting the Ice Emperor.

She was a landlord almost every other hand, and as long as Xue Nu was a landlord, she must have kings and bombs in her hand, she was hanging Wang Xiaotian and Bingdi to fight.

This made Wang Xiaotian quite emotional. Don't look at the batch of Xuenuo's low cooking talents, but she can play cards. It's just a personal plug-in, too awesome!

"So happy! I haven't been so happy for a long time. The last time I was so happy, it was when the bottleneck of 300,000 years was broken." Bingdi said, dumping a little king!

"Yeah, the wisdom of mankind is really endless. It's really interesting." Xue Nu said, she also dumped a king, crushed to death!

"Okay, I won't play after playing this one. Once I'll give you a taste of Xiaotian's craftsmanship, we will have hot pot today!" Seeing that no one played a card, Xue Nu threw out the remaining four cards in her hand. , Four two, bomb!

"Okay, it's over, Xiaotian let's cook." Xue Nu clapped her hands and said to Wang Xiaotian.

"Okay..." Wang Xiaotian nodded excitedly, and finally didn't have to lose cards all the time. As expected, cooking is his strong point!

"I'll help you, I'll help you, I'm still a little talented in cooking." Bingdi immediately rushed to Wang Xiaotian's side and volunteered.

"Okay, thank you." Wang Xiaotian nodded, and then began to point the Bingdi to him. If the Bingdi really has a talent for cooking, then he will leave just around the corner.

ten minutes later……

Looking at the Ice Emperor who was cutting vegetables and boiling water, Wang Xiaotian couldn't help but shed tears of happiness. Too, so excited, finally found a soul beast who can cook. His liberation day is not far away, but why is it a bit? Reluctant to say...

After eating the hot pot, Bingdi patted his stomach with satisfaction. This time she came to the right place. There were delicious and fun things, so she asked to stay here for a few days, and she also got Xue Nu's approval.

"Xiaotian, you tell us interesting stories about your human beings." Bingdi said boldly, patting Wang Xiaotian on the shoulder. Her human nature is that as long as she feels familiar with you, she is extremely enthusiastic.

Compared with Xuedi, Bingdi's temperament is obviously much bolder.

"Well, let me think about it..." Wang Xiaotian said with a okay expression, but suddenly a sentence came out in his heart: Eat with, play with, and tell bedtime stories, what am I , Escort?

But let's hurry up and take care of the big guys. Hey, escort is the escort, we are happy!

"I'm done!" It didn't take long for Wang Xiaotian to decide which story to tell.

But he was not in a hurry to start the talk. Instead, he took out some melon seed snacks from Wusanli and made a pot of tea. The storytelling must have an atmosphere, right?

"Xue Nu, Bing Di, listen to me and eat some, so that's interesting."

"Haha, okay, let's try this way of your human beings." The Bingdi and Xuenu were sitting cross-legged on the ground, pouring the tea, and licking melon seeds.

"Thank you to help me gather a big podium, it's a cuboid..." Wang Xiaotian thought for a while and said, comparing it with his hands.He also found a wooden block as a gavel from Wusanli, and the Bingdi condensed the table at this time.

"Ahem, start!" Wang Xiaotian moistened his throat, slapped the gavel, and said boldly.

"The first time, the spiritual root nurturing and gestation flowed out of the great xinxing cultivation students!"

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That's right, what Wang Xiaotian is telling is Journey to the West. This is also the story he is most familiar with, and it is also very interesting. I will take it out today!

The Snow Girl and Ice Emperor in the audience felt indifferent at first, but the more they listened, the more incredible they became!

Can a monkey have so much power?

The world depicted by Wang Xiaotian is even more lifelike, just like the real one, but it is fictional...

After talking for two hours, Wang Xiaotian stopped when he talked about the seventh round of the Bagua furnace escape from the Great Sage at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain.