Douluo see you
Chapter 609: Ghost Agent
In order to save the gods on the verge of depravity, the gods chose to become idols. Chengying always felt a bit familiar with this plot. After thinking about it carefully, he really did not do similar things less.
For example, Rui Wenwen is the most typical example. In order to save the soul beast from extinction, she chose to become an idol. I don't know if she is doing well now?
The spirit beast helped Dai Huanyu regain the country this time and obtained a legal back cover in the Xingluo Third Reich, and finally became an indispensable important force on the mainland. Among them, Rui Wenwen's central control was indispensable.
Chengying hasn’t visited this old friend for a long time. It’s just that he can’t go now. Even if he spares time, he definitely can’t. When he left Douluo Xing, he actually felt that Rui Wenwen treated herself The feelings are a bit subtle.
In addition to the affection for the elders, there are some unexplainable feelings in it. It was messy enough. He now has the protagonist's halo on his head. Not to mention that Rui Wenwen has a good impression of him, even if he doesn't. Can abruptly change a good impression, and now when I go back, Rui Wenwen is determined to post crazy, that would be bad.
Throwing away these messy thoughts, Chengying turned his attention back to the Tula people again: "Okay! No kidding, I did bring some friends, they are all powerful psionicists, if you I brought the reporters, so I can interview them. We came to Tula Star with a friendly purpose."
The Tula showed a relieved expression, and it was really awkward to see such a humanized expression on the dolphin's face.
"We thought that your friends didn’t want to see reporters, so we drove them back and asked a personal question. As senior psionicists, don’t you hate reporters? I think that’s what I read. Yes, the strong are like beings outside the world."
"No, no, no! Although we have mastered powerful psychic abilities, we are also humans... um...smart creatures." Chengying considered the wording, and the dolphin in front of him, no matter what angle it looks at, is irrelevant .
"Intelligent creatures will have seven emotions and six desires. If they want to become famous, they will return home. Isn’t this normal? What I brought this time are all the psionics that our hometown hopes to be famous. Their dream is to become idols. Unfortunately, apart from psychic energy, No talent for acting or singing."
"That's it!" The people in Tula nodded. It makes sense to think about it. Why can't the strong want to be famous?
It's just that the way the Tula people nod their heads is strange. They probably don't have an organ that can be called a neck, so nodding their heads just swings their bodies up and down, which is very funny.
"I need to register to confirm your identity information. The entry procedures for psionics above level 9 are very troublesome. After finishing this, the staff of the Human Embassy will receive you, and may help you arrange some variety shows. Chance to appear on stage."
Cheng Ying shook his head and said: "There is no problem with the registration status. They are resting in the embassy and can register at any time, but variety shows and the like may not be suitable for them.
You also know that the customs and habits of different races are quite different, and the culture and art are even different. Like your dolphin sounds, they are not the same thing as humans understand."
In fact, it is not a thing. The Tula people have a dolphin sound... It is a real dolphin sound, that is, the sound made by a dolphin. It belongs to the category of ultrasound. Humans cannot hear it, let alone emit ultrasound.
"Although this is not my responsibility, but out of personal curiosity, I still want to know what kind of idol you want them to be?" The Tula people also know that the culture and art of different races are very different.
For example, the human mother planet observed by the Tula people has a country that has invented many foods that make them daunting. Among them, the dish called Looking Up at the Stars is one of the best.
That thing is not only terrible in taste, but even the appearance is like the work of the devil in the eyes of the Tula people. After all, the images of the Tula people and the fish are very close. Looking at the fish heads that are indifferent, you probably don’t value the taste. What's so bad about the artwork.
Cheng Ying listened to the description of the Tula people, and said with a black face that even this kind of food is terrible food even on the earth, and eating it directly will even reduce her sanity and see indescribable things.
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"Okay, let’s get back to the subject, I think we may not be able to reach a consensus on culture and art, so I hope to accept some Tula missions, and then my friends will broadcast the mission progress. Similar programs, I think The Tula people have never been."
Indeed, the dolphins who listened to the Project Cheng showed a humane, stunned expression. I didn't expect anyone to come up with such a crazy idea, but they felt that it was completely worth trying.
"I even named our group, how about calling it Ghost Agent?"
At this moment, no one knows that the most frightening and most dishonest spy organization in the universe was formally established today. Every enemy who has faced ghost spy agents has left an unforgettable psychological shadow. These people... are so cheap!
The Tula officials carefully considered the suggestion of a powerful thirteenth-level psionicist. They investigated the earth and confirmed that the earth was only a C-level civilization and was not qualified to know the existence of the Galactic Alliance.
But the strong among human beings have reached the top level of the universe, which is really incredible, but this also reassures the Tula people, because Cheng Ying cannot be the spies of the earth that has not yet entered the interstellar age.
In this way, if you can get the help of these powerful people, it will undoubtedly be of great benefit to the Tula people.
As a result, some not-so-important tasks were handed over to Chengying and asked him to try to assign them to his tribe.
During the discussions between the Tula people, Chengying began to give special training to these future agents. Whether you become an agent or an internet celebrity, your strength is not the only thing you can do. Even if you become an internet celebrity, you Must yell at the screen, old iron double-click 666.
Not to mention becoming an agent. Fortunately, you have nanomachinery and memorable knowledge. After you have a high school education, you can directly instill in your respective minds. The rest is the tricks of being an agent.
It's just that the people who taught them the skills were obviously not serious, so that the style of the ghost agents was biased from the beginning.
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"Today we are talking about how to quickly subdue the enemy. First, let's look at a picture. This is the main hostile race of the Tula people. There are seven races in the galaxy that like to invade.
Let's take a look at the next picture. This is the pictures of the genitals of these seven races, and the position of the genitals on the body. After we encounter these races, we must activate special skills on these positions as soon as possible, and hit the key!"
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