Dungeon Defense (WN)

It was a time of enjoying the hot springs in the underground pond.

“Hey, did you have a fight with Pymon? ”

Barbato suddenly asked me a question. He was hanging out at our castle. While I was taking a bath, I took off my clothes and sat down next to me. Kyaa, it was cool, and I admired the old man.

Why did I become in love with this guy?

With a fresh sense of skepticism about life, I felt excited at the beginning of the year.

“Why? Have you heard the rumors? ”

“No rumors. Python bitch looks like she's useless depressed, so we shot her. ”

Barbato wipes his face with hot springs.

“That girl's nerve cord is as thick as an Orc cock, so I don't feel bad about anything. ”

“Well……. We had a little disagreement. ”

You shrug. Barbatos grins.

“Let me guess why we fought. Humans barbecued, right? Right?"

“Oh, you can quit regionals and get a mattress. ”

“I knew it. ”

Barbato grins. You look good. The Little Demon King was a sadist who felt better when someone else loved him. This is the most famous Demon King these days.The end of the world.

“Look. I've been anxious ever since you flirted with Pymon. Pymon has a completely different personality than us. The Fourth Month Blind Army was also fighting over how to deal with human prisoners. ”

Barbatos has always hated the idea of me and Pymon getting a Thumb.

Basically Barbato is a liberal lover. He adheres to the principle that even if his partner plays with others, he never touches them. But she's also a rival who cares as much as Python.

Barbato used to do hysterics for a reason.

All of a sudden, you're your own source of nonsense. Behind the scenes, a long-standing rival psychology lurks between Barbato and Pymon. 'I am more superior than Pymon.' That's what he wanted me to guarantee.

Well, I banged her with a finger necklace.

Barbato is still bathing naked and wearing a finger necklace. This is why women's jealousy bothers me.

“Barbatos. I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time. What do you think of humans? ”

“It's a piece of junk that needs to be cleaned up on the ground in a day's time. ”

Are you insisting it's rubbish? It's really scary.

I made a bitter smile.

“Why? Humans have reason, too. It's okay to use them as slaves without killing them. ”

“Bob, you have to wipe them out even more, because they have reason to." ”

Barbato soaks deeper into the thermal pond. She gazes silently at the rising smoke of the dunes in the hot water.

“What's the big deal about reason? It's useless. Whether you're a Horse or a Human, if you just let it go, it'll be as sly as a wolf, making a mess of the world. Grab anyone who's rational and ask. Why do you eat animals and plants when it's the same life? ”

Barbato snorts.

“He replies like this. I'm a rational species, and animals and plants are stupid bastards, so you can eat them. What the hell is this bone shredding sound? It's a simple matter. He eats because he's stronger than animals and plants. ”

Barbato raises his right foot. White feet rise above the surface like submarines.

“Every time I hear the word rational, I want to rip my ears out and shove them right in the other person's mouth. This is where Pymon and I are crucially different. He takes diarrhea like gold, and I treat it like it's just diarrhea. ”

Indeed.

I asked as I felt the warmth of the hot springs.

“Then you can clean up after the Horsemen and Humans. Why only wipe out Humans? ”

“Yes. Luckily, I can control the Horsemen. ”

Barbatos turns his head toward me.

“Dantalian. I consider this a blessing. The Horsemen have a Demon King. I can read minds fairly without discriminating. We can judge fairly when things go wrong. ”

“ ……. ”

“Is this garbage under control? Unwrapped garbage. That's the difference. If there was no Demon King in the world, I would have seriously tried to destroy all the races.... ”

I confronted him, saying, "Is that how I look?"

“Ahh. So, except for our comrades, I'm going to clean up every last one of those worthless Demon Kings. ”

It was quite clever.

Pymon and Barbato are both Demon Kings. However, one considers it a curse and the other considers it a blessing.

Pymon realized that the Demon King was the most exotic creature in the world. The Demon King must be dealt with first for society to function properly. That's how I decided. Beyond the distinction between the Horses and Humans, if there is a true society....

On the contrary, Barbato viewed humanoid species as a heterogeneous element. You said that humanity had to disappear in order for an absolute fair society to be built.

Nevertheless, they came to the same answer. The answer is "We must get rid of the Demon King." I have to say it's a funny joke...

I meant it.

“Barbatos, I was right in the first place. Faith is a distant people from what I do. I don't even have the right to judge if Pymon's right or if you're right. ”

“ ……. ”

“But I want to say this much. This is not the time. ”

Humanity is not as weak as the Demon Kings.

The Demon Prince's recent advantage over the Humans is due to his meticulous use of reason. It is not because the Horses are born superior to Humans.

“We have always used our enemies' divisions. I divided the nobles and the commoners in Bruno Plain. In the puppet war, Frank and Brittany were divided. That's why we caught the victory. ”

Allies unite and enemies divide.

It is the only rule I know, and it is a sacred principle to receive. All the acts I have walked so far have been merely the practice of that one principle.

“I don't care if you trample the mountain tribes. It is also good to build a kingdom for the Horses. But now is not the time to fight our allies. I advise you, as the Demon Lord's Chief of Staff, Patience.”

Barbato pounces.

“Habsburg's gone, Frank's gone, Brittany's gone. What more can you endure here? ”

“Well, there are nine countries still intact: Bernice, Kalmar, Batavia, Tuton, Polytunia, Moscow, Castilla, Sardinia, Anatolia. ”

Only three of the twelve countries have fallen.

It is merely a calculation and still three-quarters of humanity remains. I don't think the human race has ever faced a crisis.

“Rather, our Demon Lord has weakened in the last few years. A few died in the war, Baal and Agares dead. But there's only one reason we look so powerful. ”

“…… we are united and they are scattered. Is that it?"

I nodded.

Barbatos is angry.

“Then how long should I wait? ”

“Don't make fun of me like a pussycat. Yeah, at least until Habsburg and the Queen of Brittany are dead. Wait until then.”

By then, everyone who played in the original game will die of old age.

Habsburg, in particular. This is maintained entirely by Elizabeth's charisma. Elizabeth's death will soon be ruined.

I touched Barbatos' flank in jest.

“Well, it's been sixty years. It's not so great for us to live forever. Isn't that right?”

“Damn... I hate you! ”

Barbato kicked my hand.

“Hey! Whose side are you on when you're fighting the hills and the plains!? ”

“Oh my gosh. A childish question that even children won't ask.... ”

“Shit, don't skip it! Answer me straight! ”

Barbato growls like a cat.

“What are you talking about? I'm not with the mountain tribes. I'm not with the plains. ”

I gently touched her cheeks with one hand.

“Just on your side. ”

“… huh? ”

“I don't care if humans are scum or not. It doesn't matter whether you're noble or not. Barbatos, I am merely your ally. ”

I slowly approached Barbato's lips.

However, I was just about to touch my lips. Huff, puff, and Barbato dodged my kiss. I tilted my head because I was strange.

Barbato's expression rots rapidly.

“... Wow, you're awfully awake. ”

Hey.

It's not at all what I expected

What can I say? I wanted a more blushing or embarrassing reaction. Laura or Ivar is dying because she likes it this way, but Barbato's eyes are as cold as looking at food garbage.

“Did you just say that you would seduce me? Idiot, who in the world has a tongue like that these days? I feel like shit. The foie gras I ate yesterday almost came back up. ”

“ ……. ”

It was Barbatos who made Ivar and Laura retarded in an instant.

My mouth trembles.

“Yes, you are not pure! ”

“A pure ogre sat there talking about loving each other. She's not a virgin I've never been in a relationship with in my life. ”

Barbato snorts.

“As an adult, I advise you. Don't you ever say that in front of anyone. I can feel it.I can't help but feel the love in my heart. ”

“What, what, what...? ”

“Be honest, thank God you didn't blow your brains out. If it wasn't for my boyfriend, you'd be out of a job already. Rule.”

Barbato smiles heavily.

My whole body was pounding with insults I had heard in a long time. How dare you look down on my love life with Laura? I didn't know anything else, but I couldn't bear to ignore the relationship business!

I opened my mouth.

“You're playing. - You can't write to a human kid. ”

It was then.

Barbatos' face suddenly approached and stole my lips naturally, as if they were already in the predetermined order. It was an ambush. I opened my eyes wide.

Barbato's soft tongue entered my mouth. It was not a violent kiss, but it was like a stroke on my tongue. I missed the silent moment, and Barbatos made fun of me.

A moment later, after the kiss, Barbato slowly shows his face.

He smiled like a bad prank villain.

“Dantalian boy. This is how you seduce people. ”

“ ……. ”

“You can't just float around in the water and talk nonsense about it. Do you understand?”

Barbatos gets up, whistling.

I hurriedly shouted at Barbatos, who was escaping the underground pond.

“You, are you making me run like this!? ”

Dammit. I stuttered without knowing it.

Because of that, my body was demanding more vigorous stimuli. I can't believe this is over. Nevertheless, that sly Barbato knew my condition and was consistent with Morse.

“It's none of my business. Take care of your own daughter. ”

“You've been so mean to Laura lately!? ”

“Who's west?" If you don't like it, just call Pymon and fuck him. ”

She makes a loud noise.

Maybe it's because he's a sadist.

Somehow, Barbato seems to be in a good mood.