Dungeon Defense (WN)

Lunch was successfully completed.

The maids headed to the dungeon.

There were ten prisoners in prison. The prisoners are shaking their heads with their hideous faces, and Daisy screams as she enters the prison.

“Aaaaah! Crazy servant! Crazy maid again! ”

“Oh, goddess! Please pass the day safely... ”

The prisoners flee to the corner of the solitary confinement room and fall back and forth. In their eyes, a fourteen-year-old maid shined as an envoy. Daisy calmly explains the chaos that occurred everywhere.

“You're basically generous to adventurers. But you're cruel to soldiers pretending to be adventurers. These are all squads from the Habsburg Republic. ”

“Ha. I see. ”

Ivar raises a basket of food in both hands.

“But, sir, we've only brought three meals. ”

“I'm fine. I brought it just in time. ”

Daisy smiles like an angel.

“It will soon be made up of three people. ”

“ ……. ”

“Ms. Ivar, take a backstage tour of my work today. ”

Daisy suddenly pulls the hook off the shelf.

A bloody scab sticks to the tip of my skewer. Ivar is convinced. This senior must have deliberately had lunch and brought him to the torture chamber.

‘You show me a cruel sight and you induce me to vomit. ’

Ivar taunts me for his obvious and childish pranks.

No race is more accustomed to blood and torture than a vampire. A fourteen-year-old girl was very smart and cunning compared to her age, but she would never cross the walls of her race.

“Let's get started.”

Daisy picks out a box and opens the iron bars.

And...

“Shhhhh!”

“Sa, please save me! Just let me live and I'll tell you anything! ”

“It's true…… I don't know what orders came from the top……. ”

“Mother... ugh... Mother... ”

Two hours later.

The dungeon's dark floor is covered in blood and guts Exactly after killing seven prisoners, Daisy stops torturing.

Ivar, who watched from beginning to end, was as solid as a stone. The blood on my face didn't go away, so my complexion turned pale like a sheet of paper.

“Quite interesting. When humans nail their heads, they cramp like a fish. ”

Daisy wipes the blood from the bowl. I tortured him for two hours, but he didn't look too tired.

“It's definitely dead, but it's still moving. And if you look carefully, you can easily see that the colors are different. It's the mystery of the human body.”

“… that's really, really amazing. ”

“Yes, Miss Ivar. Now deliver the food to the three remaining people. ”

Daisy grins with a bloody torture kit in both hands.

“How's that? You got it just in time, right? ”

“ ……. ”

That day, Ivar couldn't eat Gear's dinner.

But the first day was at least for him.

This evil girl has really left her to be tortured since day two. I had enough sightseeing yesterday, so I should be fine, and I gave him the torture tools. When Ivar answered that he was not confident, Daisy said he was fine.

“It doesn't matter if you can't. No, it's better if you can't. ”

“Do you mind if I ask why, sir? ”

“This is torture. I see. Feel free to torture yourself with practice. ”

It was an answer without hesitation.

Ivar shakes his head.

“Practice. ”

“Yes, it's practice. I don't care if you kill him. ”

Watching the two maids' conversation, the prisoner staggered his limbs.

“Town!? Heave! Heave! Town!"

Ivar felt sorry for this innocent man. Of course, he will also be somewhat guilty. But unless you're a criminal mastermind, what human being would pay for a girl like this?

Unfortunately, I was unable to retreat here. The fame of the Vampire Clan will only be cried out after being pushed by a human woman. Ivar did his best to dismantle and dismember the prisoner's intestines.

“Boldly amputate the lungs. That's okay, there are lots of potions. Well, not bad, but a little bold. Let me give you a demonstration.”

“Ugh, ugh!? ”

“On the other hand, when you're dealing with the heart, you use the smallest knife. ”

So the second day passed...

As time went by, Ivar saved that his first day was a good one. There were only one or two strange aspects of the girl. Even though she peeled it off and peeled it, she was like an onion that keeps coming out.

Ride that first.

The girl sometimes stopped walking down the hall. At that time, the girl's shoulders slightly trembled and her face turned red.

“Sir, what's the matter? Are you sick? ”

Ivar's voice worries me as he hides his insides in pain for a moment.

Daisy's cheeks turn red, but her expression remains unchanged.

“It's no big deal. He's just masturbating. ”

“…… Yes? ”

“I told you before that I had a slime attached to my lower abdomen. That's it. This slime shares the senses with other slimes, but the other slime is owned by my brother. ”

And he's a teenage boy masturbating on a slime-filled day, "Daisy said.

“Don't worry. My brother's magnetism, on average, is four minutes and a half seconds. You only have 3 minutes left. One moment, please."

“ ……. ”

Exactly three minutes later, Daisy steps forward.

“It only took four minutes and 11 seconds today. I want you to keep it that way. ”

“ ……. ”

“Here, Miss Ivar. Let's clear the hallway.”

This ride took place at least once a day, and at most three times a day. However, Ivar once complained because he wanted to do it too often. And Daisy simply replied, "I can't help but notice that my brother recently broke up with his girlfriend."

Ivar had to correct his thoughts.

She wasn't just crazy. He was a perverted maniac, delusional maniac, and a psychopath. While cleaning or torturing, Ivar seemed to lose his mind every time he saw Daisy closing her eyes for four minutes.

Ride that second.

Daisy secretly molested Ivar. It was literally abuse.

If you're sweeping the hallway with a broom for a long time, Daisy suddenly comes next to you and slams into you. At first Ivar thought, "We just have to be careful of each other."

However, as Daisy's hands grazed her hips or touched her thighs, Ivar slowly recognized the severity of the situation. This saffron was not satisfied with the child's mental torture and was now physically harassing himself!

“Dear Daisy, ”

Ivar warns you with a quiet but firm tone.

“I'm ready to accept and learn anything work-related. Even if it is a clumsy business, I don't care if it helps His Holiness Dantalian. However, if you continue to harass me regardless of your job, I will tell someone else. ”

“I'm sorry.”

Did the warning work this time?

The girl who appeared to have no blood, tears, or bribes finally apologized. Ivar is relieved. Fortunately, the other person has reason to say something about it somewhere in his skull. I thought so.

Immediately, Ivar had to go through another blurred experience in his head.

“Miss Ivar was carelessly out of hand because she was attractive. ”

“…… Yes? ”

There was silence for a moment. Ivar swallows his saliva. Her voice was shaking without even knowing it.

“Stop, Sunbae. I... am a woman? ”

“I know. I have eyes, too. ”

Daisy said.

“I'm gay, by the way. ”

Since that day, Ivar has had very little time to talk with Daisy.

In sum, the girl named Daisy is crazy about the bloody torture, and she carries a slime in her belly all day long during the Apocalypse, believing that the slime is not different from the reason she wriggles, but because her own brother masturbates, which is why she is gay.

Ivar has lived more than 3,000 years, but he has never seen or heard of such a madman.

I've been a maid for a month now.

“Your Honor. I'm sorry, but I can't take it anymore! ”

Ivar visits the Chancellor's Office. Ivar may have already been superhuman in that he survived for a month. A hero of any size would have already lifted his spirits on the second day.

“The Maid of Honor is mad! Please don't think of this as just a complaint to your supervisor. I can memorize 47 of the bridesmaids' perverted ways! At least now!”

“Mr. Ivar. ”

Laffith stares at Ivar with a blank expression.

“I'm sorry, but the order of the organization is at stake here. If you come now and take Ivar elsewhere, the bridegroom's authority will be shaken. ”

“But, Mr. President...! ”

Ivar cries out earnestly with tears.

“The Maid of Honor has touched my thigh five times today! This treatment is unacceptable! ”

“You just touched my thigh. ”

Laffith tilts his head.

“His Holiness Dantalian likes to have sex for five hours by capturing the Laura Military Register walking in the dungeon. Compared to you, the Maid of Honor is very healthy. ”

“ ……. ”

What did this Democratic Castle look like? Ivar's head cracks open.

“Ha, but King Dantalian is the Monarch of Marwan Castle. Exception. Cannot compare to the Maid of Honor. ”

“The Maid of Honor is also your stepdaughter, personally. I served the king all over the past and made two large balls. Some privileges are acceptable. ”

“Ugh... ”

This prestigious harp circus!

Ivar explodes. From an organized point of view, Lapis' argument was clearly correct. Nevertheless, Ivar was the chairman of the organization, not a pawn who was sacrificed for it.

I had no choice. She takes a special precaution.

“First-class Samuma, Lapis Lajuli. I am Ivar Lothbrok, your employer. ”

“ ……? ”

Laffith looks at Ivar with a dazzling look in his eyes.

“I haven't been told Miss Ivar has a false alarm. ”

“It's not hard to believe. But I'm telling you, Ivar Lodbroke, the doll you've encountered so far, was one of my own. ”

Naturally, Lapis did not listen.

Ivar's desperate persuasion only gave him a 'chance to prove'. Using a teleportation wizard, Ivar traveled with Laffith to the Kunkuska Chamber of Commerce and performed his puppet control in the Chamber.

Laffith raises his eyebrows surprisingly slightly.

“Miss Ivar was indeed Lord Brock. ”

“Do you believe me, Lapis Lazuli? ”

“Yes, Lord. ”

Ivar was moved.

I finally got away from that crazy, perverted human bitch.

“Then do yourself a favor. I swear to God, the Maid of Honor is no ordinary lunatic. I want to run away from him for a while. ”

“Please wait. ”

Lapis rummages through his coat and pulls out a piece of paper. She hands the paper over politely to Ivar. Ivar's eyebrows twitch.

“What is this? ”

“A letter of resignation.”

What is it?

“I've always wanted to enter the realm of the Dalian Emperor. However, I haven't had a chance to give my resignation to Parliament. Perfect timing. Thank you for everything.”

“ ……. ”

Ivar was so shocked that he returned like a girl with the old man's body.

“Well, where do I work? ”

“I am the assistant of the bridegroom. ”

Laffith insists on reciting the judgment of hell.

She bows.

“From now on, please take good care of me. Ivar Lodbroke. Yang. ”

“ ……. ”

Ivar cursed the world.