Even Posing as a Hero is Easy–Why? Cause I’m a God–

The next day.

I was in a dragon cave.

For this tournament at the Dungeon Competition.

Primary and secondary qualifications had already been completed since the morning.

Of 147 participants, 21 dungeons advanced to the main battle.

The marquis in swallow tail clothes on the cape was also here, sitting at the same table. Reassemble to show off long legs.

"Huh, haven't you announced yet? It's obvious that the dungeons I've worked with will be the best."

"I know it's pretty good, but what do you think, Dragon?

The dragon nodded by the table and looked at the screen.

"Mm-hmm. This one's good, so you should be able to aim for a pretty high score. It's just how judges judge people from different worlds."

"What do you mean?

"Again, there's a fundamentally different part to thinking about. I guess the aesthetics are different."

The Marquis asked over a cup of tea.

"Does the judge choose how to judge? Or a vote?

"That's the jury method. There are five judges chosen in secret, and one has five points. Compete for a total of 25 points"

"I see. I don't know who's the judge in another world, so I can't root it out. That sounds like a pretty accurate decision to make."

"Naturally. Dungeon competition is very equal and strict."

There was a change in the screen displayed in front of me.

Live footage was shown, showing a beautiful girl dressed like a feather coat. I have a microphone in my hand.

"Oh. Sounds like it's time to start - like I've seen it somewhere..."

"I'm getting nervous."

The dragon shook the giant all the time.

A beautiful girl greets me on the screen.

'Hi, nice to meet you! It's a MC progression salad! Today is the 11922960th Dungeon Competition! The battle between your wisdom and your ideas! Enjoy the wonderful labyrinth!

A round of applause occurs. Probably synthetic audio.

"Salas? I think I've seen it somewhere..."

says the dragon.

"Organizers and MCs are different every time."

"I see, take it around.... Does that mean that the Earth's Labyrinth will come out or something? No, he's not here."

"Earth... no participants from Terra"

"Are you still right - hmm? Do you have any idea where Terra is?

"I don't know."

Well, there's nothing I can do about it where I found out.

The MC went on further.

"Here's one of the 147 dungeons I attended that broke through the primary secondary review! It's a 21 dungeon!

"What did you do with the primary or secondary review?

"I don't know if you've violated the policy. Other than if you can't physically go to the next hierarchy, the mystery is written in a language no one in that world knows, or you need only one sword of bravery in the world, etc., is considered impossible to clear"

The MC further introduced the judges.

He said something about "buvo", a life-form slug prince like Mako. I don't know.

Scholl, a beautiful goddess with six arms: "I had no eyes for beautiful things!" It was wrapped in glittering particles. A goddess who stopped tall.

The bearded Dwarf King "A dungeon is a collection of technologies" had an atmosphere that seemed stubborn.

Humane cow Kudan "I want to prophesy..." Isn't this guy just a monster anymore? If I prophesied, I'd die in three days, why are you alive?

Boxed Machine Life Form Bogu: "Machines stick in the labyrinth" I can't read the idea.

I felt my face pull.

"Is this the judge of the other world?... I'm getting anxious about getting a decent review..."

"It's a pain in the ass if there's a big discrepancy between aesthetic differences and mindsets... Hmm, it's pathetic not to be able to share the beauty of my life"

The Marquis also had wrinkles between his eyebrows.

The competition progressed to the examination of the labyrinth.

"Let's move on to actual scrutiny! Number one. Giant Killing! All ten tiers"

A dungeon is shown on the screen. A dungeon mimicking a giant's body, he enters from his feet at two parties and climbs up to his knees, thighs and hips.

The MC will explain highlights such as where it is awesome.

Videos of what happens when people enter each hierarchy are also streamed.

"Huh. Did you see it in the giant's body"

The Marquis is honestly impressed.

I snorted, too.

"Are you going in through your toes and up to your thighs, hips, bellies, chest, and head? It's funny that at first it's two parties, we meet on the way, we split up again to get into our heads, and into our arms."

"Moreover, the labyrinth is intestinal and vascular, and it is fine art that demons are made to resemble organs and blood cells in the body.... I just don't have a good taste in Grotesque."

It did make me sick that the walls and floors were creeping and peristaltic.

The Marquis disputed the words of the dragon by stripping his fangs.

"I don't know what to say, Dragon! Wouldn't this blood-dropping performance be great!

"... there was also an aesthetic difference here, already"

MC said.

'Come on, what will happen to the judges' ratings!

Noodles "Bubbo"

Goddess: "It's not beautiful at all!

Dwarf: "Good idea, but sweet traps and mysterious gimmicks"

Mandarin cow "Oh... it feels good..."

Robot "To Adventure Becomes Funny"

Judges score points.

Five potatoes, one goddess, three dwarves, four humane cows, and three robots. Sixteen points in total.

MC shouts.

"Oh dear! This is a little low! Does it feel like you put your guts too close to your back in real life, too bad! Followed by number two, the Jewel Tower! All fifteen hierarchies'

What was shown was a luxurious and rotten tower. It can also be considered a giant gem. Floors and walls are silver, ceilings are gold. Columns are also gold. Gems all over the place. All enemies are monsters imitating gems, too. The diamond golem caught my eye.

"Wow, this. None of them are practical."

"Isn't it just a gold hobby? I'm just exaggerating my finances. My life doesn't find this stuff beautiful. Beauty is what shines when you have a foundation. You're just like a beautiful woman with no personality."

"What! Isn't that a great dungeon, like adventuring in a jewelry box!

The dragon peeled off his fangs and scorned with the Marquis.

There was also an aesthetic difference here.

"Well, let's not both"

The announcement was over while I was forgiving the two of them.

Move to review.

Nako "Buboba" I'm not sure what you're talking about anymore.

Goddess: "How beautiful! I want one in the world and one in the family!" Stand up and shake the hot valve. One for the family. That's not a dungeon anymore.

Dwarf "I just decorated the shit, you're not disqualified as a dungeon," he put on his arm and laughed with his nose all the time. I know quite well.

Is that where the humane cow "ma, dazzling..." problem is?

The robot says, "It's just beautiful and the gimmick is monotonous. I just want to show off."

Five potatoes, five goddesses, one dwarf, two humane cows, and one robot. Fourteen points in total.

MC shouts.

"Fourteen points, this is low! It was a very beautiful dungeon, but I want to have a strong appetite for manifestation! I just want to hope for next time!

Dragons roar.

"Look at that. Both of you. Goddess is beauty only. Dwarves and robots seem to value technology and practicality."

"This goddess, your eyes are rotten."

The Marquis spits his poisonous tongue. Probably the most unfit person.

I also have an opinion on what I noticed.

"Well, you deserve to be underrated than just now. The jewel tower is going to be busier because the interior will do better than break through and take it home. As a dungeon, it's the end of the line."

"Sure you do."

Where the dragon was convinced, the MC said.

'Then go on, number three! A journey of the underworld! All fifteen tiers!

A dragon dungeon is displayed.

The main points and points of each hierarchy. And it shows the brutality and cunning of the gimmick.

"Oh! Here we go!

"Our dungeons......! Please."

"The mako has always had five points, and the goddess should have five. How the other three are doing."

"How does it sound to have a robot but a mechanical god..."

The MC will explain the beauty of this dungeon.

A dungeon that mimics the journey of the dead. Take the ship to hell, and from there follow the path of regeneration to heaven.

True ancestral vampires, kings of hell, are shown. He was mocking the cloak and posing. I have a brutal grin that would make me cry if I were a child.

- Why the camera gaze?

The Marquis, who was next door, stood up and shouted.

"Look! Be brave of my life! It conveyed my seniority in all dimensions, ha-ha!

"Kid, you are. Sit down."

On the side, the dragon hits his tongue with regret.

"Shit, I should be out as a hierarchical boss too!

"You're wrong about competing, both of you. - There's gonna be an evaluation."

'Judges, what do you think!

Nako "Bubobo, Moa" Who brought him here?

Goddess "Ku...... while plain, the themes of death and sin are well represented! Makes you even feel the signs of God!" Yeah, God was actually involved, this is it. I didn't know you'd notice there. That's God.

Dwarf: "The use of technology is incredible. Good idea too, this!" When Dwarf appreciated the technology, he said he had worked hard all night.

Human cattle "and you want to die... prophecy, prophecy" You mean attracted enough to want to make a journey to death?

Robot: "Great way to represent the overall theme. It's just a question of how to use the machine......" hmm, was it a failure to let out the machine god? You're afraid of how negative it will be.

'Come on, it's an announcement of the score!

The judges' points appear along with the MC's signals.

5 Points for Pork, 5 Points for Goddess, 5 Points for Dwarf, 4 Pokémon Beef, 4 Pokémon for Robot. Twenty-three points total.

"Third, over twenty points! I jumped to the top of my hand at once! It's a top notch score even considering the past!

"Oh! High score."

"You did it, Kaika"

"Thanks to Kaika and the Marquis"

"It's a big score from the goddess and Dwarf to point the opposite."

"I saw this as a certainty within third place. I would have been in the winning range."

It's not all over yet, but we've finally lost our shoulders. Nature and smile come to mind.

Then there were some dungeons, but they were all under twenty points.

- Sounds like this should work.

That's when the MC told me.

"Come on, next is number twenty! This is your first time! Creation and end of heaven and earth! It's all ten tiers!

A Vernus dungeon appeared on the screen.

I took a breath.

"Hey, what the hell!

"Ko, this is... Huh!

What was shown on the screen was a magnificent scroll from birth to the end.

One to three hierarchies depict the miracle of God from the opening of heaven and earth to the birth of life.

Four to six hierarchies grow trees by the grace of God, and the creatures walk wide as they evolve.

The 7-9 hierarchy is created by divine blessings intelligent life, which thrives and perishes with mechanical tools.

The tenth layer, all that is lost, returns to God's nostalgia. Boss rush.

While suppressing the theory of evolution, it always portrayed a universal trajectory of God that seemed common to me and to every god and myth, assuming that the world had walked with God.

- From my eyes, I knew there was a respect for God.

A rushing sweat floats on the forehead of the dragon.

"Ko...... this sucks. I like the theme. Goddess definitely puts in five points."

The Marquis also bites with remorse.

"Damn! The evolutionary mystery and the mystery of God's heavenly punishment also create a good atmosphere. Don't make me feel like a deep metaphor."

I held my head elsewhere.

"Isn't the use of machines as original as pitagora switches... why is Vernus something that can handle infrared sensors and semi-gravity matter... too over-technology"

MC said.

"Come on, beautiful until majestic, mythical dungeons. How much is the rating!?

Nacho "Bubbo Bubbo"

Goddess: "My heart and my beauty in honor of God, it's full of flowers!

Dwarf: "A combination of technology, mystery and respect, nothing short of saying it's brilliant"

Human Beef "Quite, Interesting..."

Robot "How to use the machine, very advanced"

The judges' points appear along with the MC's signals.

5 Points for Pork, 5 Points for Goddess, 5 Points for Dwarf, 4 Pokémon Beef, 5 Pokémon for Robot. A total of 24 points.

A growl and groan echoed in the cave of the dragon.

"Grrr! That's one point away!

"It's a shame! Damn."

"Kuh, my life is out!? It would be the muscle that responds with a score of 10 each!

The dragon draped his long neck deep.

"This is second place... although I seem to get a new tier. Silver iron... Kaika, Marquis. I'm sorry. You've both done well, but you can't help yourself on my part. I'm sorry you helped me."

I scratch my head and comfort myself.

"No, I only had a net preparation period of one month, so I had no choice. You'd better do well with someone who had endless time. Besides, I just wanted silver. Never mind."

"Phew, you've blown my horrors to the wrong dimension! As the ruler of hell, it would be a great victory, fu haha!

I laughed high with one foot on the chair. Even though the cloak is not windy.

- It doesn't matter if you win or lose, this is the one you enjoyed most this time.

No, you don't. You Marquis always enjoy it.

The dragon narrows his eyes and smiles.

"I'd appreciate it if you could say that. - Which seems to have the last result."

The 21st dungeon finished with 20 points and we were confirmed 2nd.

The MC girl shouts in a nori as she waves her hips.

'Come on, all announcements are over! This time the first place is the birth and end of heaven and earth! The second place is the journey of the underworld! What a 1.2 finish from the same world for the first time in the history of the Games! A big round of applause, everyone!'

Wow, pussy, and a recording of the cheer flowed.

"Sa. I don't know what to do with silver iron. Geadorf, do we have to find it and take it?"

Then I'll have my men look for me.

"Helpful"

- But.

MC still makes the tournament go ahead.

'We shall now move on to the closing ceremony! I give you the closing words from this organizer, Heavenly One God (Amenoma One Kami)!

An old man with long gray hair with an eyelid came out. He's wearing clothes like the ropeman would wear.

"Huh!? One twitch!? - Sponsored!? Prizes!?"

The god of blacksmiths in the high heavens.

Silver iron - silver iron. Iron glowing like silver - balls of steel!

I pulled the knife out a little. It is not a single piece, but my body is glowing blue and white.

The Marquis frowns at my condition.

"What's the matter, Kaika?

"Silver iron, I already had it. That's what this machete is."

"Hey, what the hell! - Ko, this glow, is it real?!? He had such a rare thing!!

"You know silver iron?

"Naturally! I hear it's a terrible weapon with thousands of times more magic than a normal iron weapon, but also amplifies the right force"

In the Marquis' haste, I sprouted a mean heart.

"Hmm... do you want to fight for a bit, Marquis?

"Ugh. If it's from 500 meters away from the starting point, you can do it. Even if the Holy Sword is the opponent, I will not draw! Ha ha."

Marquis with a dry laugh.

"... like, you mean you decide to attack instantly from a distance - that's all you need to hear"

If the Marquis was going to get this far, he really seemed to be able to handle it.

- Or what? It's not a coincidence that I was called into this world, because the holy sword that defeats Vernus was lost, that I was chosen with a silver iron weapon?

The one in the world tree, was that all you thought about? I wish you could tell me.

I get up off the table. On the screen, there is one twitch, but he said something about the mold, but enough is enough.

"Well, that took care of me. I'm going back to the village. And protect Rapisia."

"Give me that fright? I heard from the dragon that you're the Mother Earth."

"It seems that Geadorf needs Rapissian blood exclusively to resuscitate the dead"

"God's blood? I've never heard of such an evil law."

"Oh, neither do I. I think the Demon King blew in some wrong knowledge."

"That's a pain in the ass. I don't know what's gonna happen. I'll let you look for me."

"Oh, I asked. See you, Marquis. Dragon, see you. Dragons make egg rooms. Good luck."

The dragon responds with a sincere voice.

"I'm kind of sorry I got the hierarchy just for me. We'll both do whatever we can if we have trouble. - Does Kaika have enough dragon fangs? Whatever. You can do one of my fangs."

"I still got it from a dragon zombie. It's okay."

"Right. See you later."

I waved and left the cave behind.

This concludes the dungeon competition.

Across the street is Kaika Village Mansion.

I thought I'd ask Grandpa Heml if he could make a machete into a holy sword.