Fake Slackers

Xie Yu got up early, changed his uniform, ate some porridge dishes with Ms. Gu, took a look at the time, and prepared to take the bus back to school: “I'm leaving, call me if you need anything. ”

Gu Xuelan put down his chopsticks and got up and said: "Let the driver take you there. ”

Xie Yu walked to the front door and bent over to change his shoes. Just like when he came back, he didn't bring anything with him. It looked like he was not going to school but going out to play: “No, I'll do it myself. ”

“That's how you go? Why didn't you bring a schoolbag?” Gu Xuelan doesn't know what to say about him. “Did you write the homework the teacher left this weekend? ”

Xie Yu said: “I wrote it, it was finished in the school. ”

This excuse is too false, Gu Xuelan Xin has a ghost: “I don't think you wrote it at all. ”

“I would have written a few questions,” Xie Yu laid out her slippers, pulled out the door, poured in a wind and came with moisture, “it was the same whether she brought it back or not. ”

Gu Xuelan was about to say, "The weather has turned cold, pay attention to the body”. Xie Yu has walked out several steps.

The Zhongjia house is situated in a slightly different location, half an hour walk from its nearest station.

There were residents running out in the morning, circling around the park, wearing a towel around his neck, and gasping as he ran.

Actually, not everything here is irritating.

For example, Asahi came from the sky, such as the grass and trees passing along the road, and there were couples running in the morning with their children, deliberately slowing down their steps, which looked like a funny slow action playback.

Xie Yu walked, put on his headset, randomly played a song, and then put his hand back in his pocket.

Fresh air, new day.

Xie Yu's time to school depends on how smoothly the bus travels on the road, and sometimes it's bad luck - for example, now the bus goes out halfway.

The driver smoked a cigarette, squatted by the car for half a day, patted it with his hand, and finally concluded: "No, wait for the back trip. ”

Full passengers' emotions exploded.

- Kid, when are you going to school?

- What's up?

- Do you want me to pick you up at the school entrance?

- Are you sick?

- Can we have a good chat, thanks to my temper... hey, don't rush to class, I'll wait for you in the toilet.

He Dynasty probably arrived early in the classroom, idle to do nothing to harass him.

Xie Yu chatted with him for a while, one of them wanted to die and the other was responsible for the return of dead wood to spring.

The bus in the back came pretty fast, swinging and stopping, and license plate number 91 hung on the glass window.

Xie Yu had ten minutes to go to class when he arrived. If he wasn't late, the mad dog couldn't help him. He had to stand in front of the school and stare: “Hurry up and run! Race for seconds! ”

The mad dog added: “I didn't know when to hurry, I was about to be a senior, I thought I'd just started school... You know you were at the same table, when I caught him all day, he snuck over the wall every morning, and I stuck people next to the wall. ”

Xie Yu still walked over from Director Kang at that speed. He didn't really want to hear about the 'heroic past of mad dogs': “Excuse me, bye Director Kang. ”

Xie Yu just walked upstairs. She saw a man waving around the door of the senior year and third class. Wanda held up by the window with one hand and looked at her head this way. He didn't care, he was about to walk over, and suddenly someone grabbed his wrist from behind and pulled him in the opposite direction.

Xie Yu was unprotected, followed that strength two steps back. By the time he reacted, the person had been pulled into the men's toilet compartment.

“I told you not to go to work," He Chao loosened his hand, the toilet compartment was still a little crowded, the two were very close, "... didn't you see the Academic Committee wandering in the corridor? ”

He Dynasty wore a school uniform inside and a thin coat outside. A loose sweatshirt, black, a pair of brush strokes with big wings printed on the back, and a white school uniform showing off from the bottom.

Xie Yu didn't take the phrase "Toilet waiting for you" when he was waiting for the car seriously: “What did he shake? ”

“He said he must explain the triangle function to us today.” He Zhao grabbed his hair and said helplessly, "… I went to work in the morning and he sat across from me reading the formula. ”

Xie Yu: “…"

He Dynasty: “Unexpectedly, I am really angry. He will definitely be the one who does big things in the future. ”

After a weekend, Xie Yu almost forgot that there was a crazy person in the class who wanted to save the class's average score.

Xue Xinsheng's focus and endurance are not comparable to those of ordinary people. He just poured a sticker on his desk. There are also various science books that cannot be found on the table in the drawer and can only be placed at the corner of the class book.

In addition to completing his homework these past two days, Xue Xin is also thinking about how he can lead everyone to study together.

The two people squeezed in the toilet compartment for a while. Finally, Xie Yu felt that this was a bit silly. In the early morning, what's wrong with hiding in the toilet? Why don't you go back and listen to Xue Xi's formula.

So the two of them had a little bit of a mouthful.

“You can't leave me. ”

“You stay out of the way. ”

“Xie, we are no longer brothers out of this door. ”

“It wasn't either. ”

“ …… ”

Approaching class, on his birthday, he came to the toilet to wash the cloth, turned off the faucet and screwed the cloth dry. He was supposed to go outside, but he heard something in the toilet, so he stopped and looked around.

In the compartment.

He Chao backed against the door and blocked him from opening.

Xie Yu's hand circled the waist side of He Dynasty, touched the door handle, just unscrewed, He Dynasty pushed him inside again.

The two forces collided with each other. Although the motion was small, Xie Yu accidentally kicked his heel on the trash can as he retracted. The entire trash can was kicked over and hit the floor.

Fearing that he would fall, He Zhao reached out and held Xie Yu's hand again.

Xie Yu's balance was well maintained. He pulled it off and the whole person planted it backwards: “... Fuck. ”

The birthday boy felt that he had not gone through the yellow calendar before coming to the bathroom, otherwise he would definitely go to the "not suitable for toilet" four words.

The last compartment door slowly opened, and he clearly saw Xie Yu fall on the toilet cover, while He Chao bent over and put one hand on Xie Yu's neck.

The posture is a bit ambiguous.

“I didn't see anything...” I walked backwards to the door on my birthday, “I really didn't see anything. ”

Xie Yu didn't speak with a cold face.

He Dynasty stood up straight: “Hey, this friend. ”

On his birthday, he was probably overwhelmed. He withdrew and came back and said, "Don't kill me. ”

good deeds do not go out of the house, basic affections spread a thousand miles.

After the first lesson, Wanda came around and asked, "What are you doing in the bathroom this morning? ”

“Nothing,” Xie Yu said after copying his homework. "Are you itchy today? ”

Wanda said, "I'm the skin, I don't itch. ”

He Zhao watched Xue Xi go out behind Townsend and the alarm was lifted. This is why he joined the chat army: “Is the news so intelligent? ”

“My senior year classmates in elementary school and the next class teacher's cousin were good friends.” Wanda reported her tortuous intelligence chain and asked, "Again, Chao, did you really take Brother Yu's clothes off? ”

Xie Yu put the cap on, finally raised his head and looked seriously at Wanda: “What? ”

Xie Yu's face couldn't say whether she was a little unhappy or particularly unhappy. Wanda thought about it for a while and thought that her crisis should not be that big: “I don't know what the original version was, anyway, pass it on to me. Here's the thing, you two are in a heavy battle situation in the toilet and the crown is not neat... anyway, it's exciting. ”

Rumors of this kind of thing, it's been around a hundred times, and nothing can get out.

Wanda finally asked, "Really? Come on, let's get closer and say it secretly, I promise to keep my mouth shut. ”

Xie Yu leaned back. Shit, I'm not in the mood for this.

The Ho dynasty mysteriously and secretly came over: “Want to know? ”

Wanda: “Yes. ”

“Actually, we did more than that," he said, "we also did some more intense things...”

Wanda squeezed her eyes obscenely and looked at her: “Oh? ”

Before Wanda was ready, he silently rolled up a pile of student daily newspapers and smashed them over Wanda's head: "You! Fuck! I dare to chew on my tongue! Has Brother recently given you your freedom over the fire? ”

Wanda was knocked over, covered her head, and looked at Xie Yu with tears. The bottom of her eyes clearly said: You bully people at the same table.

Xie Yu was really a little annoyed. Seeing the two of them make such a scene, I don't think it's necessary to compare them.

“How could you,” Xie Yu said, "Wanda nodded so desperately, almost trying to shout, 'From today on you are my own brother’, but Xie Yu rolled up the English textbook and said the second half,“... how can you play with newspapers, newspapers are so light, you smashed? ”

He Dynasty laughed out loud after listening.

Wanda looked at a thick volume of English documents, turned her head and ran away, feeling particularly grieved: “You have changed, Brother Yu, you have changed...”

Lunch break.

Rowen eagerly awaited the stars and the moon, finally looking forward to the first two official Chinese sports events, took the registration form from Townsend's office for next week's Fall Games, and went back to class and shouted, "Classmates —— I want to announce one thing! ”

Wanda and Liu Jinhao both robbed him to imitate the old Tang speech, slowly toned, imitating the likeness of six or seven points: “Autumn Games, Rowen Qiang you organize... let everyone sign up to show the vitality of our class. ”

Rowen's strong words were taken away, and he was a little embarrassed on stage: “How come you two are like this? Take my job. ”

The class is making a scene.

Xie Yu lay on the table and closed his eyes. He stared at his phone all morning. His eyes were a little sour.

He Chao thought the same table was sleeping, Xie Yu lay down on the ground, felt something warm and warm on his right ear, covered his ear, and separated Rowen Qiang's voice.

He Dynasty's hand.

Then he heard He Chao shouting "Shh” at them: "I sleep at the same table, you keep your voices down. ”

In fact, Xie Yu was not the only one in the class lying down. Several girls in the front row were asleep. They all felt noisy, but I'm sorry to ask.

Xie Yu moved his finger and tried to open his eyes. In the end, he kept his position motionless.

He wasn't sleepy, but closed... and finally fell asleep.