Fake Slackers

There was a gym class this afternoon, and Rowenqiang said, "Sorry, it was so exciting, so we can talk about it in gym class. Anyone who wants to attend can call me anytime. ”

Xie Yu slept so shallow that she heard someone talking and couldn't really hear him.

Until soon after class, Wu Zhengshun passed through their class, handed over the assignment to the class representative, the class representative's assignment was all flying out, flying especially vigorously, others wanted to help him share it together unwillingly.

“Xie, Xie Yu...” The representative read the name, then raised his head and instantly locked the target.

The next second, the workbook hit Xie Yu's head.

“ …… ”

Xie Yu opened his eyes.

The class representative made a “sorry” gesture. Xie Yu didn't speak, didn't look, and stuffed the exercise book into the drawer at will.

He Zhaozheng sat on the side with his head down to play with his cell phone. He wore his headset and pulled the cord out of his clothes pocket.

The class representative sent to He Dynasty and shouted: "Brother Dynasty! ”

He Dynasty raised his hand quite cooperatively to prepare the 'catch’ and dragged an English sentence after receiving it: “Wow, nice. ”

“Waking up?” After receiving the exercise book, He Zhao looked at Xie Yu on the side and asked, "... Are you doing your homework? ”

Xie Yu said, "Why? ”

He Zhao handled his food and clothes. The whole person leaned over to Xie Yu and looked in his desk drawer: “I'll see. ”

Xie Yu didn't stop him, he didn't throw anything at his head. He reached out and took out the practice book and photographed it on his desk: “Take it and look at it and get lost. ”

He and He Dynasty didn't have a few big red hooks in their homework books from beginning to end.

The He Dynasty turned over the questions left over last weekend, making sure Xie Yu didn't make them together, closed them satisfactorily, and put them back: “I'm relieved to see you. ”

Xie Yu was still lying down. Half his face was blocked by the sleeves. Only one pair of eyes were revealed. The heat of breathing out hit the cloth sleeves completely. It looked like some kind of animal. He especially wanted to be rubbed with his hands. Of course, he had to be ready to be scratched before rubbing: “What is it? ”

He Dynasty refers to the line on the blackboard. It is the letter of Wu Zheng, and the end is straight and atmospheric.

- A classmate with all the wrong homework, physical education classes, office, all together.

“ …… ”

“Just as you slept," He Dynasty still couldn't hold out, reaching out and rubbing a hand, "that's how life is, it's a constant surprise. ”

Xie Yu didn't really care, “Oh." Actually, it's still cold, from expression to sound, 365 degrees without a dead end. The Kaga Dynasty felt that he was probably obsessed, or perhaps because Xie Yu's hair was too soft, he felt that the killer had just woken up a little better.

He added: "Don't worry, you still have me. ”

Xie Yu “Oh” can't go on.

The notice on the blackboard hung up a whole two classes, with fingers, but everyone knew it.

Wanda was so agitated, “Do you want to bet? ”

Liu Jinhao: “Do I need to bet on this? One of the two, which one can be the other two. ”

Xu Qingqing: “Can you still find the third person in our class with all the wrong homework? ”

Xie Yu glanced at the Ho Dynasty's homework book and discovered that the person had copied the title, then left the "solution” and “colon” on the left side in an extremely chic way, and then there was no more.

“I thought you were looking for a proxy.” Xie Yu shoved his book back in the drawer and asked, "I'll give it to you instead? ”

He Dynasty said: "No, thanks to you reminding me, I find that no one in the world can write such handsome words except myself. Take a look at my big, fat pen, this one turns around...”

Xie Yu interrupted without mercy: "It's useless to exaggerate dog shit. ”

“Ding Lianghua, you run short and relay, okay? I heard about your heroic work, you, very explosive... Then the girl, I don't know much about the girl side, Qing Sister, do me a favor and go and count who the girl wants to participate. ”

In gym class, Rowenqiang and Liu Jinhao sat on the playground, surrounded by a circle, and Rowenqiang put three pens in his pants pocket. After he finished, he pulled out one for Xu Qingqing: “And the whole class group project, pulling the river or something. I'll take the time to tell you about this technique. Long run to Brother Yu... Hey, where are they? ”

Rowenqiang said it was only now that he realized that the two long-running runners he had chimed last week were gone.

Wanda: “You just found out, they were called to the math teacher's office. ”

Liu Jinhao added: "The two longtime runners were all wrong. ”

Rowen stroked the back of his head: "Ah? I was so excited after I was notified of the Games that I didn't notice...”

Two longtime runners are living worse than dead in the teacher's office.

“You two, take your homework, find your own seats, figure out when to get down to gym class.” Wu Zheng continues to bow his head for homework, “you guys are really good, but there is one thing I would like to commend you for, at least you didn't copy the homework and held on to your bottom line. ”

He Dynasty said, "Thank you very much. ”

Wu Zheng also didn't expect the face of He Dynasty to thicken like this, the batch of homework paused: “Do you really think I'm complimenting you?! ”

Xie Yu took the assignment and directly dragged He Chao away, explaining on behalf of the same table: “I didn't take any medicine today. ”

“Yes, I have to take some medicine," Wu Zheng said. “I'm very sick. ”

There are few teachers left in the office. The teacher Tang went to the next class for language classes. The position is just empty. The other teachers' positions are also inconvenient to sit on. The two of them sat on Tang's side to write questions.

As I have not noticed on previous occasions, Townsend has raised several pots of small plants on the seats and affixed their names with convenience stickers, as well as precautions such as water pouring once a few days, which can be said to be very delicate.

He raised his hand and pinched the corner of a note in front of him and read out the name of the pot of succulent meat: “... Xiao Cui? ”

Xie Yu: “…”

“Aren't middle-aged people so horrible to name? Isn't the variety Ji Yulu?” He Dynasty put his homework under his elbow and didn't even think about writing any questions. “At least he's a language teacher, Xiao Cui? ”

Xie Yu looked up and saw that many photos were pressed under the glass plate on Townsend's desktop. These were classes he had brought over the calendar year. The dates began in the last few years and were neatly arranged to the previous year.

“What are you looking at?” He Dynasty asks.

Xie Yu wanted to say that he was looking for last year's graduation photo, and found it boring to say this. Finally, he didn't say anything, so he continued to write questions.

There was a desk between them. He chatted for a while and sneaked the stool over. He moved a little closer. Finally, he stopped by Xie Yu's side. He stabbed the same table with a pen: “Do you understand what Wu just said? ”

Xie Yu took the pen and asked, “What do you think? ”

“I think I understand,” said He Dynasty, "this time I really understand. ”

A few questions are not difficult. Wu Zheng coached a couple of times, from the formula to the steps, or it wouldn't be really retarded.

Fortunately, He Dynasty no longer thinks he understands. He probably wants to go to gym class in an urgent mood. His IQ has been temporarily improved. Xie Yu also relaxed his requirements a little. The two people spent almost half the class time trying to “figure out" the topic.

“Coming, Sports Commission, your long-time runner is coming,” Wanda's eyes pointed, far away saw the shadows of He Dynasty and Xie Yu, "our whole village, ah no, the hope of our whole class came. ”

“What whole village hope?” He Chao walked over and saw all the senior classes were sitting on the playground, neatly sitting in a large circle. He also sat over and patted the plastic floor and said, "Xie, sit down. ”

“Long run, 3,000 meters, nobody in our class wants to run long run. ”

“Fill in," He Dynasty waved, quite generously, "you Dynasty brother's name, just fill in, whatever the project. ”

Wanda: “Bull batch. ”

Liu Jinhao: “Qiang! ”

Luo Wenqiang looked at Xie Yu after the questioning. Xie Yu said, "Whatever. ”

Whatever, these two words are the gentlest words Rowenqiang has ever heard —— from Xie Yu's mouth, he was so moved that he wanted to cry: “Okay, I'll fill them in. You two go for a long run, then... Let me see. Push up. Push up, okay? ”

The tournament lasts two days, which means two days off.

Although not so enthusiastic about sports, they stopped classes for two days and aroused great interest, even if they didn't show up, they had to come and get a few feet.

“The next class seems to have a uniform. Shall we have one too?” Xu Qingqing is more concerned with clothing, "nothing can lose momentum. ”

Wanda said, "There's a woman in the next class, don't we have one in our class? ”

The more distorted the topic.

When the bell rang after class, they didn't discuss anything.

Also the sports equipment classmates went to the equipment room, Rowenqiang was responsible for the inventory, the three classes of the big circle walked almost, only a few left.

Wanda arrived next to the He Dynasty and whispered: “Actually, when I talked about the ladies' clothes, my first reaction was to Brother Yu. ”

He Dynasty: “I can give you a ride if you want to die. ”

“No, mainly the face of Brother Yu, definitely not to say his mother, he is not a mother at all, he is a very man...” Wanda searches the word library in his head and can't find any suitable word description, “i.e., anyway, I and Sister Qingqing both think so, do you think Brother Yu would agree? ”

“You're really gonna die. ”

The Ho Dynasty added: "And it is leaving the world at an unexpected rate. ”

Xu Qingqing was somewhat unfortunate to learn about this news, but unfortunately, a new thought came to mind momentarily after that: “Since we can't do the most beautiful grades, we have to get the most eye-catching woman in clothing, such as King Kong Barbie...”

Luo Wenqiang felt the wind formations behind him.

And then countless eyes stared at him.

Xie Yu didn't know that this woman was wearing an old man's clothes. He answered a phone call and came back. Rowenqiang had been sitting in the classroom crying and drooling: “I don't want it, I refuse it - why did you do this to me? ”

“Your muscles, very sexy," Wanda comforts him, "trust yourself. ”

He Dynasty kept laughing. He couldn't even smile. He waved his hands at Yu. Then he stood in his ear and said: "We are physically conscious, women's clothing, are you afraid? ”

“A horror film? ”

He Dynasty said: "Yeah. ”

The voice just went down and He Dynasty asked, "Have you ever worn a dress? ”

Xie Yu's brain suddenly broke a string.

His five officers are now open, okay. When I was a kid, people thought he was a girl. Zhou Dalei was one of them fools. Because of the phrase "little sister”, it took the two of them years to build a friendship, and it took them a long time to beat each other up once before turning into a street-side relationship.

Zhou Dalei was also very distressed. He admitted that he was wrong and could not fight.

Ms. Gu also did some funny things when she was younger. Her son was soft and glutinous and cute, she found it fun, and she also made him wear a small dress. To date, there are several black historical photographs in the house that can't be erased.

Wanda was still consoling the traumatized body, heard a chirp behind the classroom, looked up and saw He Dynasty and Xie Yu both did not know why they had twisted into one group, and the chair had turned.

Liu Jinhao sighed: “Are you doing it again? One day they don't play a game, and I feel like I'm missing something in my senior year or three. ”

“Brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, can't I?” He made a mistake while admitting the mistake and pouring oil on the fire with his own hands. "But you didn't react right, Xie, did you really go through it? ”

Xie Yu spoke with his fist the whole time, He Dynasty couldn't hold up the fight, and didn't dare touch him, so he leaned back and covered his stomach and shouted: “… Ah, that hurts. ”

Given this person's history, Xie Yu's first reaction was that this person was acting again, and the performance was quite exaggerated.

But Xie Yu also didn't know why he still took two steps forward: “Where does it hurt? ”

He Dynasty did not know where to say it at one time, changed three places within a second, and finally his hands stopped at the chest: “Here, there may be internal bleeding. ”

Open mouth bleeds inside, that's good.

Xie Yu reached across the fabric and touched: "Here? ”

He Zhao bowed his head and looked at Xie Yu's hand against his chest, suddenly a little tranced: “Ah, yes. ”

That strange and strange thought didn't last long until he saw Xie Yu move his wrist a few times: “Fuck, I really want to bleed inside me...”