Fake Slackers

The paper he left for him when he left was still on the table. Yesterday night, Wanda studied herself and passed it around in class. In the end, all the school students expressed helplessness, guessed a circle, not only couldn't read through the total number of words on the paper, but even spoken Oracle.

In contrast, the words he wrote at the time of the Ha Dynasty exam were already quite cautious, at least they felt ugly, not to the point of recognizing Oracle.

Xie Yu only remembered when he saw it. He threw back the piece of paper with his bare hands. "You piece of shit, what did you write? ”

“I can't come back later,” he opened his eyes and said after reading, “Can't you see? ”

“…” Xie Yu very much wanted to put this paper on his face.

He Zhao looked at the note for a while: “How can you not understand, I am serious about writing, look at this word...”

Xie Yu feared that this man was going to pull off another big deal: “Okay, shut up. ”

In addition to talking to Xie Yu, he would cheer up. He Chao either slept or lowered his head to mess with his phone all morning. Old Tang asked him to get up and answer the questions, and he also just said "I don't know”.

“Brother Chao, what happened today?” Liu Jinhao, what they usually look forward to most is listening to the questions of He Dynasty. Always an unexpected surprise. After all, the class is so boring, "something is not right. ”

Wanda looked back and saw the back of the head of He Dynasty: “Probably too tired all night. ”

He Chao bent his waist and rested his forehead against the edge of the table.

Hold the phone in your hand, put it between your legs, type in the chat box: I went to Eret.

He struck one word after another, deleting it, and finally stunned at the words "you, grandpa”.

Lei Jun is absolutely right, no matter what. Doesn't work.

Things have happened, he started it, and it's useless to say anything.

After Eret dropped out of school, no one contacted him.

He must be angry. He Zhaoxin thought that he couldn't stand this.

Later, a lot of people were approached, asked around where Eret had originally lived, and finally asked for his home address.

Eret said at that time, he still remembers every word, every punctuation.

“Brother Chao, this can't be counted all over you, but I still can't bear to complain about you. ”

“But I don't want you to do this, you… go back to school, what's wrong with dropping out like this? ”

“Me? I'm not going to go to school anymore and I'm not going to go back to school... my family helped me find a training class and I hope I work early to make money. ”

He Zhao threw his phone into the table belly and closed his eyes.

Lunch break, Luo Wenqiang and Liu Jinhao came in together with a cardboard box through the door, and the teaching office was far enough apart from this side of the three buildings. Liu Jinhao's class leader obviously lacked exercise, and walking to the class door was almost impossible. “Classmates, the prize has been awarded... the sports prize. Make way, all of you. ”

Secondary is quite efficient, the prize comes just after the tournament.

“What prize?” Students are curious to see it.

“Director Kang personally picked the prize for this tournament, which is very unique, you guys are sure...” Liu Jinhao said this, then went on to say it after a pause, "I won't like it. ”

After that, Liu Jinhao cut the carton open with a knife, revealing a neat box of extracurricular materials inside. From "Reading After English" to "Taking You Into the Wonderful Physical World", almost every subject has hunting involved.

“Come on, pick it, pick it.” Liu Jinhao said, "Who's first to get first place? ”

Athletes participating in the Games: "…”

Liu Jinhao: "Brother Chao, don't fall asleep, our class push up first, come pick? ”

“No,” he said, not looking up. "Anyone can take it. ”

Liu Jinhao asked: “Brother Yu? ”

Xie Yu said, "When I've never been to a sporting event, ”

It's better to let them read a book and die than let them read a book.

Finally, Xu Qingqing picked two famous books, and Rowenqiang picked this physical exercise. Several athletes were particularly reluctant. Only Xue Xinsheng looked envious and booked in advance: “Sports committee, next sporting event, count me in, anything can be done. ”

The class was making a scene, and Wu Zheng walked in with a stack of test papers in his arm.

“Don't think this is just the beginning of school, count your fingers, time is running out!” Old Wu put the paper down and pinched the half-cut chalk head out of the chalk box. The chalk head in the talking room accurately smashed it in the back of some classmate's head. “The middle exam expires soon, I'll see what birds you can come up with. ”

He Dynasty was also not reacted to being smashed. His fingers moved and he continued to sleep in a different position.

Xie Yu saw Old Wu splitting the exam papers and kicked Ho Chao for a moment, warning him: “Exam. ”

Follow the hall test, strengthen the monthly test, and look ahead to the next midterm examination.

Do not dismantle the table, test two classes in a row.

In a few minutes, before sending the test papers, Wu Zheng said: “Go to the bathroom quickly, don't tell me anything about urinating urgently. I don't care, hold it. ”

Classmates dragged toward the toilet and were depressed: "Exams, why exams, endless exams. ”

Xue Xinsheng took advantage of these minutes and came to compete for seconds to give them a wild indoctrination. He could not sleep alive.

Xue Xisheng said while supporting the frame, a serious statement: “Do you remember, this question is a must, according to the formula I just gave you back, you guys back, this score is very easy to get. In this way, the average score of our class will rise by zero and a half points. ”

He Dynasty: “…”

Xie Yu: “…”

Sleep is hard to sleep.

He Chao went to the toilet to wash his face and came back to prepare for the exam. When the paper came down, he found out that the black pen he used yesterday when he left the note was missing.

After a while, I gave up and was going to ask my counterpart for a pen: "Xie, do you have any extra pens? ”

Since Xie Yu discovered that the poor student exam did not carry a pen, he wanted to implement it once, demonstrating his outstanding business ability. Today, he finally found an opportunity for the accompanying exam, and said: “Neither did I. ”

This pair of "The Four Walls of the Apprentice” couldn't even touch a pen all over the same table for half a day, then He Dynasty patted the shoulders of the front table students: “Well, friend, borrow two pens? ”

The classmate in the front row flipped the pencil bag: "Only one, only one.” There is a large core, but there is only one pen.

He Dynasty thought about it and wanted to say: "One is fine. Enough is enough. Thanks. ”

Xie Yu asked: "Enough? ”

“Write first," He Dynasty handed him the pen, “I haven't seen any questions I will have, I don't need them for now. ”

Xie Yu: “…”

Xie Yu blindly answered the question and thought: according to this level of the He Dynasty, what kind of midterm exam do you have to take to squeeze this idiot from the upside down position?

Xie Yu measured and scored according to the He Dynasty's answers all the time. He didn't know that the same table of his grade was also secretly observing him.

After writing the paper, Xie Yu roughly evaluated it and found that the mathematical score between him and He Dynasty was not much different from this examination.

After he finished writing, he pressed the exam paper under the textbook, and then sneaked Xie Yu on the desk.

Xie Yu was mysteriously stared: “What's wrong with you? ”

I wonder if it was because he seemed insensitive last night, He Dynasty looked a little tired, and he paused to say: “I'm not in the mood. ”

Look at you get better.

if possible… also want to hug.

He Chao thought about it and suddenly wanted to ask this cripple around him: Do you still want to go over the wall and go online tonight?

He dynasty felt that his thoughts about this little friend were getting worse and worse. The idea of “wanting to hug” came up and scared him.

After the class bell rang, Wu was howling on the stage: "Close the roll, stop writing, don't look at it... if you can't finish writing and pull it down, hand it over! ”

“Brother Huo, you test paper. ”

Xie Yu also wanted to make another evaluation. He lowered his head and asked him if he wanted to test the paper. He reached out for half a day without responding. He raised his head and asked: “What are you stunned about? ”

Xie Yu evaluated the distribution and found that He Dynasty had walked through the back door and skipped the next two classes very simply.

Shen Jie, good class, received a text message from him to his brother, with six words: Have you ever been in love?

Shen Jie pondered for a while and couldn't figure out what that meant. He replied: Is secret love counted?

Then he went silent again.

Still don't understand, Shen Jie touched his head, the big man's world doesn't understand.

He Chao went back to the bedroom. He was going to make up for his sleep. He couldn't sleep. He couldn't make it to school. He simply climbed up to study in the classroom at night. Just walked up the stairs and saw Wanda picking up on the window, looking around his head, especially obscene.

He Zhao walked over and stopped in front of the window. He crooked his fingers and knocked on the tile of the window table: “What's the little move? ”

“Fire, burglar, mad dog,” Wanda said, "Sister Qing, they're fighting the landowner, ask me to keep an eye on them. ”

He Dynasty looked through the window and found that one of his children, who was making his mind more and more strange, was also in the main line of the battle.

Wanda briefly reported the war situation: “Brother Yu is gambling God is reborn, almost won all of them, won 30,000 yuan already, Qing Sister is about to cry. ”

Said to be the landlord of the fight, in fact, even poker cards were cut with A4 paper, it was absurdly painted with the spades of hearts, caught in a thin little fold in the hand, it was not convenient to smoke.

It seemed to be a temporary start, and suddenly the owner of the fight wanted to fight. The group of three classes, when they are ripe, can also be skinned.

Xie Yu sits in Zhuang.

I did win 30,000 —— the black pen wrote a three on a blank piece of paper, followed by four zeros.

He Dynasty stood in the corridor, leaning against the windowsill, and looked with interest.

One of the landowner players Xu Qingqing felt he couldn't play anymore. He had no fun playing cards with Xie Yu. His heart was sad. He wanted to cross back half an hour ago. Before Wanda asked ‘Brother Yu, come or not', he strangled Wanda first.

With the remaining cards in her hand, she looked to her right and saw the Heqing dynasty outside the window. Her eyes lit up and she said, “Brother Chao - take your table away! ”

Xie Yu: “…"

The word "pull”, before going through that thing, seems to become a sensitive word, can't say what it feels like.

He Dynasty hasn't reacted for a while.

“Your table is like a walking landlord hangout," Xu Qingqing said, “the gaming experience is terrible. ”

Xie Yu put the cards down and wanted to regain his dignity before leaving: “You guys are too bad at technology. ”

Xu Qingqing admitted that the cards sucked in order to send the Buddha away: "Yes, we suck. ”

He Dynasty said: "Then you are one person short. ”

“I,” Wanda raised her hand, "I want to play too. ”

Xu Qingqing was afraid to send another one. He asked vigilantly, “How's your card trick? ”

“I have never won money since I was a kid,” Wanda said. "I dare to play the landlord only in the lower end. Kings like Brother Yu, I dare not even think about it. ”