Fake Slackers

“Do you have any friends who can help us keep our lives safe?” Wanda madly hinted, “Brother Yu, are you busy? ”

Xie Yu said: "I'm not a friend, I'm busy. ”

Wanda: “…”

Cold, as usual.

Wanda looked at Xie Yu and said, still got up and found a seat at the window, and couldn't figure out how many meanings this ruthless old man meant.

Are you willing to stare or not?

He Dynasty smiled and said, "Go ahead, he's watching for you. ”

Wanda was shocked and didn't believe it: "How do you know? Where did you see that? ”

Xie Yu is a lonely and arrogant person, extremely uncommon, and his temper blows up a little.

Just three words on the face, "Don't mess with me."

By the time the two floors were divided, Xie Yu, the boss of the west floor, the rumor of black nail polish alone scared off not knowing how many people, sounded like a gloomy pervert.

Wanda didn't answer that question.

He fell out the window and stepped on the chair, thinking, I know.

Xie Yu was still playing with his cell phone. He looked up and looked out from time to time. He found nothing unusual and lowered his head.

He Dynasty sat down at the desk in front of Xie Yu, turned his back on the blackboard, looked at the landlord's few people, and looked up at the latest issue of the Blackboard newspaper - my dream.

Three classes of blackboards report particularly well, looking at the whole class, more than thirty people, stunned by the lack of painting talent. It's not a good choice anyway, so don't waste any time on it.

The idea is quite novel, letting each student write a wish on paper, tape it up, and finally form a twisted love.

That's it, Townsend used it as a treasure and repeatedly took several pictures with the camera.

He Dynasty retracted his eyes and looked at the person in front of him again.

Wearing a school uniform, the boss of the west floor recently turned cold, probably afraid of the cold, put a coat on the outside of the school uniform, half his hand shrunk in the sleeve, revealed half his fingertips, and focused on the location on the mobile screen.

Xie Yu sometimes does small actions that make people feel particularly soft. For example, when he learns to wake up early every day, his eyes are blurry and open, and his mouth says it's none of my business. After a while, he is given a question mark.

Or now, with your elongated, white fingers wrapped around the edge of your cuffs.

He Dynasty knocks on the desktop: “Kids, what dreams have you written? ”

Xie Yu's fingers suddenly paused. She was still talking to Aunt May. She asked Aunt May how much she had been walking in Guangmao lately. She couldn't help but pay that amount of money. If she didn't have enough people, she hired a few more. The subject suddenly changed, and she didn't react: "Ah? ”

Then he looked back in the eyes of He Dynasty and saw the board newspaper.

That piece of paper is written blindly, what dreams, the Eight Books are filled in this love to the public, too much love. Besides, sophomore students, the whole world revolved around the word "college entrance exam," Wanda got the note hip-hop, didn't take it seriously: “Dream! Fudan is my dream! ”

“Fudan is fine, Fudan milk tea is available.” Liu Jinhao mocked him and began to think after mocking himself, "Me, I want to save the world. ”

Wanda patted the squad leader's head: “Why don't you join me for Fudan milk tea? Forget it. ”

Growing up, there is no clear definition of self, and dreaming about this thing is a little far away.

He Dynasty is still asking.

When Xie Yu finished writing, he forgot. He thought about it carefully and remembered: “Rich. ”

The Ho Dynasty thought it was enough to write about world peace. I didn't expect to be sitting here with personal talent: “Wealthy? ”

Xie Yu said: "… you have a problem? ”

“No problem, this dream is quite good," He Dynasty said, recalling that he still had a personal photograph that had not been signed, and then knocked on the table and asked, "Where's my handsome photograph? ”

“Are you bored? What handsome pictures? ”

“I tried so hard to pose, didn't you? ”

Pose.

Speaking of these three words, Xie Yu seemed to return to the moment when he was so blind and particularly embarrassed: “Are you sure? ”

“Why am I embarrassed," he said, "you couldn't help but want to shoot me. ”

Xie Yuxin said, "I can't help going to your mother."

What a face.

That photo Xie Yu Fa's circle of friends is over. He Chao must see it. Xie Yu found it and gave it to him.

After a glance, He Dynasty found that the shooting was still OK: “Nice technique, of course I'm still relatively shooting...” He Dynasty said in half, accidentally scribbling on the comments below, and found that Xie Yu was usually unique and silent, there were actually more than 50 photo reviews.

Look at the name, what aunt, what mother, seven big aunts, eight grandmothers, and even one note is [Next Street Breakfast Shop - Mother Wang].

Aunt May: Son, who is this guy in the middle? He looks very handsome.

XY replied to Aunt May: It's a fool.

Big Thunder: I'll go, why is this guy so familiar?!

XY Replies to Thunder: Volkswagen Face.

……

He Dynasty looked down and was happy to find that this friend had damaged him: “Without mentioning the face of the public, you told your mother I was a fool? ”

Xie Yu apparently forgot to comment on this, and said unchanged: “That's my godmother. ”

Xie Yu rarely mentioned her family matters, and now she has a godmother. These more than 50 comments show that the children's network of relationships is quite unusual. He Dynasty asked: “Do you still have a godmother? ”

Xie Yu briefly introduced: “My godmother, the groundsnake, is mixed up on the road. ”

He Dynasty also refers to the one named Da Lei: “What about this? ”

Xie Yu said, "You've seen this before. ”

At the end of the day, Xie Yu was really annoyed. She didn't know how to say her relationship with the next street breakfast shop. She put in a few words, "You're handsome, you're not the face of the public."

Before he returned his phone to Xie Yu, he quickly added his own microsignal: “Why didn't you even open penguin space and add a friend? ”

Xie Yu said: "You added Kadu and asked me why. ”

He Dynasty: “Be polite. ”

Aunt May used WeChat, and he and Big Thunder got used to it.

Anyway, there was no need to contact students. In freshman year, he belonged to the kind of person who completely lost contact when he left school. He was offline all year, and the teacher could not receive the notice.

But now, it seems that… something is different.

For example, a list of contacts with a growing number of friends.

For example, Xie Yu didn't think that he would sit in the window one day and guard his classmates in order to make them feel comfortable playing against the landlord.

My fucking temper seems to have changed? Xie Yu thought.

Wanda doesn't exaggerate her opinion of herself. Not only is she unlucky, she also sucks at cards.

“I admire chickens like you,” Xu Qingqing won all the money back shortly, satisfied, “our friendship can last a lifetime. ”

Wanda didn't care that she lost so badly, and replied, "My pleasure, Ms. Xu. ”

He Chao leaned against the window and sat at the desk. He also helped to stare for a while: “How long are you going to fight? ”

“Brother Chao, the last one, immediately,” Wanda was very excited, he looked at the shitty cards in his hand, “I was about to lose. ”

He Dynasty "Tsk" said: “Are you happy? ”

Xie Yu said casually: “Losing all of them is also a skill. ”

“Yes,” Wanda nodded, "that's how it felt, feeling quite gifted. ”

After staring for half a day, the mad dog didn't show up, but Shen Jie stayed by the teacher to train him. From the time the school bell rang until now, he finally got out of the teacher's office and stood around watching for a while as he passed class 3: “What are you doing? ”

Shen Jie stood in the window and looked inside. He heard Xu Qingqing roaring proudly, "Four belts and three”. He was shocked by the talent of the three classmates: “I go, the chess room? ”

“What are you doing," he asked, "why don't you go back? ”

Shen Jie said: "Didn't I take the math exam this afternoon? I... had a little accident. ”

Wanda didn't have a card to play, distracted and said, “I know, he was caught cheating on the math exam this afternoon. ”

Shen Jie was going to lift the topic like this, and Wanda directly clarified it, helpless: “How do you know everything? ”

Wanda came rather cheaply: “There's nothing I don't know about this river and lake. ”

“Pull it down, you can still hear the feeling of superiority at the corner of the wall," Shen Jie said before leaving, "By the way, Chao, you told me that this afternoon, talking, falling in love...”

Shen Jie still can't let go of the love affair sent to him by He Dynasty. It doesn't feel right. He just touched people and wanted to ask them face to face. Who knows that the word ”love” hasn't been said yet, he saw him stiff towards the whole brother, didn't know what point he was poked, almost jumped up, half his body poked out the window: “Shut up, you. ”

“No, I asked you," Shen Jie can't touch his head, “that talk...”

Xie Yu crooked his head and wondered what the two men were up to: “Talk? ”

He Zhao flipped out of the window and looked very nervous. His back was tight as he bent down and jumped. He went down and immediately covered Shen Jie's mouth and took the message: “Talk to me, will you? ”

Shen Jie wants to say of course not, it is about love, the only thing that can be said in the mouth is "Mmm-hmm”.

So he was dragged away by He Dynasty.

Xie Yu: “…”

“What are they doing?” Wanda just blew out the cow and it broke again. “Something's wrong. ”

Xu Qingqing said: "Jianghu Baguatong, you focus on losing your cards. ”

The He Dynasty also did not know where to drag Shen Jie. It felt like nowhere was the place to talk about this. Finally, it simply took people back to the dormitory.

Shen Jie sat on the chair and breathed heavily. He wasn't just covered his mouth all the way back. He tried so hard to cover their nostrils too: “... Chao, I almost suffocated to death, you know? ”

Before he could relax, he listened to He Dynasty say: "Well, you can have a secret love, you tell me? ”

Shen Jie: “Ah? There's nothing to say about secretive love. Acid swelling is like a can of Fanta, or the kind that has been shaken by force. Pfft, whoever pulls open the can at this time can blow his face. ”

He Dynasty: “…”

This metaphor is quite an image.

However, He Dynasty feels that this can of soda is a bit fierce. If you don't need someone to pull it open, you can blow it up yourself.

Shen Jie was sneezed in the autumn breeze until he left the men's dormitory building, walked over to the bus station and waited for the bus, and still didn't understand which Hechao was getting out of this. Instead, he started thinking about drinking.

Shen Jie thought about it and found out that he had been in love for so long that he had not seen him talk about love.

If this man wants to take his order off, it's really easy, it can't be easier.

That face alone seems to have a lot of emotional experience, commonly known as handsome enough to make people feel uncomfortable.

But he has been really single for more than a decade.

Shen Jie personally experienced going out with He Chao. On the way, there was a girl who was delicate and ashamed to muster the courage to come and talk to him. He Chao could go back and say: “Selling? I don't buy anything. ”

“The heavens opened a door and always dropped a window," Shen Jie shook his head and the bus just arrived. He pulled out the traffic card and said, "It's useless to look handsome. ”