Fake Slackers

There are really a lot of similar questions and answers, Xie Yu searched for a point closer to the time.

The question was asked three days ago.

The person who asked the question first ran a few blocks away, bragged about his boyfriend, he didn't look like a person, then cut to the point: but he didn't do well, he always took the second last test, how can I correct his learning attitude?

Popular Answer: How about setting a small target first? For example, how much grades have been improved, or what kind of school you intend to take.

The user who asked the question replied: It doesn't have to be too good, just Tsinghua North University.

“ …… ”

The words "second to last” looked like Yu's eyebrows were picked, and he seemed a little familiar with the tone of the questioning user.

He didn't really think about it. He turned around again and came out with a bunch of "what if the kids don't like to learn”. One of the parents was very anxious. Finally, he talked about becoming a parent reunion.

- Where are you from?

- State Enterprise, alas, there's a lot of competition right now, it's hard to mix things up.

“Dinner is ready," Gu Xuelan took the last dish out of the kitchen, unwrapped the apron and said, “Put the phone away, don't hold it all day...”

Xie Yu pressed the shutdown key and the screen went dark immediately: “OK. ”

Four dishes and a soup, all home-cooked.

Zhong Guofei would come home to eat every day if he left work on time. Today, it seems that he and Ms. Gu are the only ones on the table.

Xie Yu ate a lot of every dish. She was going to put down the chopsticks and go upstairs. She saw Gu Xuelan sitting opposite him and staring at him.

“Why do you eat so much?” Ms. Gu always thought her son ate so little. “Have you eaten enough, and drink soup? ”

Probably every parent treats their child like a pig.

Xie Yu filled up another bowl of tomato egg soup. He said, "Mom, I'm going to Aunt May's tomorrow. ”

Gu Xuelan grabbed the soup spoon and paused. Finally, he didn't say anything: “Then be safe. Don't cause trouble. Come back early. ”

Gu Xuelan doesn't like that he always runs to Blackwater Street.

In her view, it used to have to be, only to live in that environment, and sex met some good people. But in the end, the way Raymond and Aunt May contacted each other was that you scolded me, and I scolded you, and sometimes the two of them squatted on the street to smoke.

She also thought that after moving away, a year or two, two or three years, their relationship with Blackwater Street would be far away.

But Xie Yu, a child who doesn't seem to care about anything, but doesn't talk much, is long-lasting.

In the evening, Xie Yu searched again for a while and didn't like to learn what to do. He went through the Internet and didn't see any good ways to stimulate his enthusiasm for learning. There were a bunch of crooked magic tricks. What kind of car accident struck his brain, lightning struck him, and even sold counterfeit drugs.

- Magic Intelligence Capsule! High-tech new products, improve intelligence, develop left and right brains, easily and easily improve grades, no car accidents, no lightning strikes, 30 days a course of treatment!

Xie Yu stared for a while and thought about the achievements of He Dynasty. He actually wanted to place an order.

Xie Yu flipped down and wanted to see what the ingredients were in this smart capsule. I haven't figured it out yet. The call from He Dynasty came.

When he answered, he accidentally pressed hands-free. He Dynasty said, "Kids, what are you doing?" and put it out.

Xie Yuxin said, hesitating to buy you a course to eat.

“Nothing," Xie Yu just took a bath. Her hair was still a little wet. She definitely couldn't mention the smart capsule, so she asked back, "What about you? ”

He Dynasty said: "Thinking of you. ”

The boy's voice spared Xie Yu two laps in his ear with a few serious and murmuring voices.

Then the next second, He dynasty suddenly and suddenly fell to the rising emotional intelligence, because He dynasty came another sentence: “This is the standard answer, remember. ”

“…” I don't remember.

In fact, He Dynasty has endured for a long time, Xie Yu just walked away and he wanted to call someone. Bearing this in mind, Xie Yu's family should eat even if they need a late supper at this time.

The He dynasty thought of the stepbrother with the script of the Lord Dowager, and said, “Did that retard bully our little friend? ”

“He is not here," Xie Yu stunned and reacted, "He Dynasty is referring to whom, and said the word bullying, who might bully whom," he can't beat me either. ”

Zhong Jie hasn't gotten any cheap in his hands in so many years, he can't fight, he can't fight a mouth war.

The two of them had a match and not a match.

“By the way, Cher, did you block the squad? ”

“No, occasionally. ”

“Thought you forced the academics away, and the mathematical formula he had on his head yesterday, n = c · v, swayed all day and I carried it out. ”

“ …… ”

What's the use of backing it out? It's a chemical formula.

Write this sentence on the mathematics paper and expect a formula score?

Xie Yu felt powerless: “You're great. ”

The private group of Class 3 had long since been secretly dissolved. Since the discovery that school bullies did not beat people, teachers were reasonable, I felt that there was no need to get out of the group, and it seemed ununited.

And the elderly people in their classrooms sleep early at night and can't care less about them.

Nightlife belongs only to young people.

The three classes have always been lively, and the Academic Committee will change their group notes into various formulas every day, and they will not forget to forcibly inculcate some knowledge points during the chat and entertainment.

Every time Wanda comes out, it immediately turns into an eight-good tournament, and moves the little bench to take the gourd.

Classmates in the class are more lively. Xu Qingqing will have to spend the weekend shopping with his mother. He held a lot of things in his arms and stood in front of the clothing store and complained in the class: Me! Shopping!

At this time, Liu Jinhao will comfort her: None of our men like shopping. You really deserve to be my Qing brother.

Xie Yu didn't know what to say. Because of the terminator's physical condition, he rarely spoke in the "Don't Kill” group chat.

Since there was nothing to talk about, the two people were still talking about late at night, and He Dynasty was a good joke for this person, nothing unusual came out of his mouth, all became interesting.

Until Xie Yu got a little sleepy.

The sky is already dark and only the phone screen in the room is illuminated with fluorescent glow.

He Dynasty listened to the child's voice getting weaker and weaker, occasionally responding to both sentences are monosyllabic words, the tail sounds a little soft, sounds unexpectedly good, He Dynasty couldn't help but relax the sound: “Are you asleep? ”

The other side didn't respond.

But across the phone, you can still feel your breathing winding.

He Dynasty was a little impatient to hang up.

Very satisfied and not very satisfied.

“I recently discovered," He Dynasty whispered, even knowing Xie Yu couldn't hear me. "... I think I'd be addicted to liking you about this. ”

Xie Yu didn't have so many tired and distorted thoughts. I don't know if she had dreams day and night. She had a particularly strange dream at night.

He dreamed that He Chao college entrance exam had finished running to dig up the excavator.

Nightmare.

Wake up slowed down for half a day without slowing down.

Xie Yu got up and washed her face. She couldn't help but say to the mirror: "Fuck me. ”

The morning shuttle was empty. Xie Yu stuck two headphones in his ear and was going to sleep in the car for a while.

Buses are very upside down, especially when turning and braking.

Xie Yu hasn't slept for half a day. He was afraid to close his eyes. He Dynasty sat in the excavator and smiled at him. Then he opened his eyes and saw the traffic flowing out the window, with the largest number of small stalls selling earlier.

When he got off the train, he lowered his head and sent Zhou Dalei a message: Did you have breakfast?

- No, we'll meet directly at Mama Wong's later?

- Five meat packs for me first, I'll be right there.

Wang Ma started setting up a small stall for breakfast in the street, and then she saved up a little bit of savings, so she simply dished down a small shop. This grown child has been used to eating for so many years. It's really hard to remember when she won't eat it.

Xie Yu took a seat and waited a little longer. She urged Zhou Dalei to hurry over. The message just came out and looked up. A bowl of hot bean flowers was already in front of him.

“You child, I've been watching you for a long time," Mother Wang put down the bean blossoms, her hands are still wet, wipe them against the apron between her waist, "the bun is still steaming, soon enough, eat this pad first. ”

“Mother Wang,” the surrounding environment was not very good, the ground was crawling concrete ground, the store was too small, the table could not be set, Xie Yu smiled with a spoon and said, "I haven't ordered it yet. ”

Mama Wang shouted, “What are you having with Ray? I don't know. Close your eyes to serve you the table. ”

In the talking room, Thunder stepped on his slippers and slept confused. He grabbed his hair and walked to the store door, reaching out one more hand to draw: “Mother Wang, five. ”

Aunt May is still busy working in Guangmao, waiting for almost noon, Xie Yu is playing games in the big thunder room in the morning, red and white machine, with the old TV that hasn't been thrown on the stage: “Why do you keep this stuff? ”

“Nostalgia,” said Zhou Dalei, "and most importantly, it's not broken! This quality is incredible to me. ”

Xie Yu punched and remembered a nostalgic story: “When you were a kid - what kind of thing did your mother buy you? Did you eat it? Did it work? ”

Zhou Dalei couldn't touch his head: “What the hell? ”

Xie Yu said: "The one who improves memory and develops intelligence. ”

Ray's mother used crooked-door magic for Zhou Dalei's study results and forced him to drink token paper. Unfortunately, it didn't work in the end.

After some time of marketing on TV, said it was a magical child health product, changed life and changed fate, let the child win the starting line, half an hour of extended advertising, Raymond immediately called the ordering hotline and carried two large boxes back with hope.

Zhou Dalei remembered: "Oh, well, look at me. Does it look useful? ”

Xie Yu: “…"

Xie Yuxin said: Yeah, am I stupid?